here

K, so I walk in and...

http://www.reborn-baby.com/

walk in where

so i'm in the ass, both fists. and i pull apart and just fucking RIP HER IN HALF

so i'm in the ass, both fists. and i pull apart and just fucking RIP HER IN HALF

nice

When I was back home for Christmas my brother and his two kids were there, two daughters, one of them is in 5th grade.

So she had Hannah Montana on all the time. And I would look over and there would be like...Dolly Parton on there. And Vicki Lawrence. Oh and Larry David.

I felt a strong disconnect with youth culture.

When I was back home for Christmas my brother and his two kids were there, two daughters, one of them is in 5th grade.

So she had Hannah Montana on all the time. And I would look over and there would be like...Dolly Parton on there. And Vicki Lawrence. Oh and Larry David.

I felt a strong disconnect with youth culture.

This is getting pretty deep for a rape fantasy, but continue.

Larry David?

This is getting pretty deep for a rape fantasy, but continue.

oh so then we get into the dark closet together and i reach down and i feel a mansized dick, much to my delight



how'm i doin?

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oh so then we get into the dark closet together and i reach down and i feel a mansized dick, much to my delight



how'm i doin?

God, keep going, keep going!

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Someone put mescaline i this thread and now i'm hallucinating.

ok, so i'm this guy:


http://blogs.chron.com/tmi/72227406VA080_MTV_TRL_Prese.JPG



i just got done eating a few buckets of greasy kfc, extra crispy, and i wipe the grease off on my chest. then i think about how nice it would be to use as a lube, and i start playing with myself. the door suddenly opens and i'm embarrassed. i try to cover up, but hannah montana walks in and she knows what i was doing. she tells me what a fat dirty piece of crap i am and how only a real woman could handle me. i'm scared, and i slink back away from her. as i cower in the corner, she gets a strange look of determination and evil on her face and gives me a wry smile. "it's ok," she says. "i won't hurt you." it's then that i see she grabbed the lamp from the desk and hits me over the head with it.


when i wake up, it feels like i've been out for hours, but it's still light out so it's probably much sooner. i look down at my body and notice that i'm naked except for a diaper and my hands and feet are bound, spread eagle. also, i am covered in the remaining pieces of fried chicken from head to toe.

hannah is there, and she's naked. she's pleasuring herself with a drumstick, working it in and out of her. i start to gasp.

"don't like that?" she asks. i begin to cry. she pulls the drumstick from her greasy hole and slides it into her ass. "i bet you do," she says.

she begins to saunter over in my direction and pulls the chicken from her puckered poo-hole. sure enough, it has chunks of her breakfast on it. i'm disgusted as she shoves it into my mouth and forces me to eat it.

"yeah, baby wikes hannah's ass chicken, doesn't the widdle baby," she teases. i begin to vomit all over myself, straight up like a geyser. to hannah, it's a drinking fountain as she shoves her open mouth right into the stream and began to eat.

"om nom nom," she says through chunks of half-digested chicken and bile. she wipes her mouth and smiles and then begins to fellate me. i can't help getting an erection, despite all that has gone on. i begin to sob mercilessly.

"now you're ready," she says as she moves her pussy above my black rod of power and slides her well used gash down over it. "oooh, yeah, this is what hannah needs. fat black dick in the cunt and chicken in my ass!" she grabs some chicken wings and begins to slide them in her asshole. one, two, three, four.. i begin to lose count as a remarkable amount of chicken wings squeeze into her poop chute.

"I'M CUMMMMINNNNNG!" she screams and I can't help but cum along with her, despite the vomit that is still coming from my throat.

she rises, smiles as she stands over me, and begins to shit the chicken wings all over my face. then she picks them up and one by one sticks them in her pussy, covering them with my semen. "mmmmm i loooove cum chicken!" she whispers to me.

she then moves over to the corner, and begins to have diarrhea everywhere. if i had any more liquid in my body i would be throwing up again, but i can only retch. it smells like she had eaten onion soup for lunch, and a lot of it. she apologizes and says she has to go, and wipes her butt with her bare hand, and licks it clean. smiling, she waves goodbye and tells me one of her handlers will be in soon to clean me up.

three months later, i get a call from her father who is threatening to sue me if i don't "be a man" and take responsibility for the bastard mulatto child that is growing in her festering womb. i have no choice but to submit to my shit mistress for the rest of my life, and she never misses an opportunity to humiliate me.












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and that is my hannah montana rape fantasy



http://blogs.chron.com/tmi/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.JPG

I have had the misfortune of seeing a number of Disney shows, this among them, and it strikes me as very odd that every single child actor or actress behaves and responds in exactly the same way

Watch a few shows; it's eerie, like they're all variations on the same robot template that has to ham up every single line, and every character has the same basic personality/wisecracking tendencies

Some quirk in Hannah's programming gave her the voice of a truck stop waitress, but this has somehow translated into wild popularity

But if we're talking rape fantasies, let's talk the fat twin in Zack and Cody

we have a winner

we have a winner

referencing nimrod that is.

i do like it when that cat talks to me though.

and that is my hannah montana rape fantasy



http://blogs.chron.com/tmi/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.JPG

did not see this coming :eek:

ravenguy i thought you were white what are you doing in that photo

haha good one



NOT

'Hannah Montana' uses body double in concert


NEW YORK (AP) -- It was ever so brief, but the use of a body double by Miley Cyrus on her best-selling "Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus 'Best of Both Worlds' " tour is creating plenty of buzz.
Cyrus

Miley Cyrus' "Hannah Montana" tour is one of the biggest going, with tickets in high demand.

A video posted on YouTube shows the 15-year-old entertainer as "Hannah" dancing onstage with a group of dancers and the Jonas Brothers, also on the tour. During the song, someone ushers her offstage via a trap door. Immediately, another girl dressed like the character "Hannah" in the same pink trench coat with blonde hair covering her faces dances around, runs up the stage set, and then quickly leaves.

While the double is holding a microphone for her less than a minute, the girl motions like she is singing. However, a rep for Miley said the switch was only for costume purposes.

"To help speed the transition from Hannah to Miley, there is a production element during the performance of 'We Got the Party' incorporating a body double for Miley," according to statement Friday from the public relations firm PMK.

"After Hannah has completed the featured verse on the duet with the Jonas Brothers, a body double appears approximately one to two minutes prior to the end of the song in order to allow Miley to remove the Hannah wig and costume and transform into Miley for her solo set. Other than during this very brief transitional moment in the show, Miley performs live during the entirety of both the Hannah and Miley segments of the concert."

Miley's "Hannah Montana" tour is one of the nation's hottest tours, selling out within minutes when tickets went on sale last fall. Some people have been reselling tickets for thousands of dollars. Miley has released two albums under the "Hannah Montana" brand, both of which have sold more than two million copies.

The "Hannah Montana" is an offshoot of the Walt Disney Co. TV show.

Hannah and her body double:

http://blogs.chron.com/tmi/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.JPG

You can barely tell

another girl in the same pink trench coat with blonde hair covering her faces

suspicious indeed

How many faces does she have?

I think it's supposed to say feces.

i.e. Nimrod's fantasy.

I have no idea who that girl is.

There is this 2nd grader at the daycare I work with who is always saying fucking weird things. He's from Ghana and claims his mother is Hannah Montana all the time. We got this new chick working there like two months ago and this kid goes up to her and says, "My mom is Hannah Montana." "Oh really?" she says. "That's a coincidence because MY mom is Hannah Montana too!" This kid gives her this sideways look and says after much consideration, "No, your mom is Randy Jackson." And he walks off.

Haha.

we have a winner

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u35/toes21_photos/bottle.gif

let's review the high points again, shall we:

ok, so i'm this guy:



...it's then that i see she grabbed the lamp from the desk and hits me over the head with it...

"om nom nom," she says...


... one, two, three, four.. i begin to lose count as a remarkable amount of chicken wings ...


... she waves goodbye and tells me one of her handlers will be in soon to clean me up...

three months later, i get a call from her father who is threatening "blow up and kill this man"



















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and that is my hannah montana rape fantasy



http://blogs.chron.com/tmi/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.JPG





ooh, and he sticks the FUCK out of the landing!

It's dark, I jump out of a bush and pin her to the ground, get my cock out and plunge it up her. She gasps, I think she's enjoying it. We make love on the pavement for a couple of hours, then we get up sort our clothes and make our own way home.

It's dark, I jump out of a bush and pin her to the ground, get my cock out and plunge it up her. She gasps, I think she's enjoying it. We make love on the pavement for a couple of hours, then we get up sort our clothes and make our own way home.
Dude it's like you're getting onstage, trying to follow Zeppelin.

i actually got a boner reading that for some reason

yeah... if u like miley cyrus, there is a compilation series you should check out called "Euro Club Hits" --

it's pretty clear that dance music is coming back around the world -- just check the recent big American hip-hop and R&B hits which are clear rip-offs of the european dance style.....

here's the direct iTunes link to the "Euro Club Hits" series.....

i checked out what you are talking about and there is absolutely no truth behind it, you should be ashamed of yourself

this was a pretty good thread

yeah... if u like miley cyrus, there is a compilation series you should check out called "Euro Club Hits" --

it's pretty clear that dance music is coming back around the world -- just check the recent big American hip-hop and R&B hits which are clear rip-offs of the european dance style.....

here's the direct iTunes link to the "Euro Club Hits" series....

i really don't understand the internet

What's to know really? Enter your credit card number and then jam a pencil up your nose. Nod your head, repeat.

sick: check

bad: check

yeah... if u like miley cyrus, there is a compilation series you should check out called "Euro Club Hits" --

it's pretty clear that dance music is coming back around the world -- just check the recent big American hip-hop and R&B hits which are clear rip-offs of the european dance style.....

here's the direct iTunes link to the "Euro Club Hits" series.....

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZSearch.woa/wa/advancedSearchResults?albumTerm=Euro+Club+Hits+Vol +
good thing i dont like miley cyrus.

i never thought this thread would get bumped

we need more spammers bumping threads like this one