I'm willing to travel.

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26/m/tn

skills: t3

omg cousin tobes.

:rofl:

:blush:

This can only lead to FUTURE personal regret.

Where is ole -tragedy- at when ya need her.

only if you donate

amazingly this is how chris and julie met

do the males. you'll get laid all the time.

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26/m/tn

skills: t3

you get better with every pic posted:banging:

amazingly this is how chris and julie met

same delivery and all

amazingly this is how chris and julie met

K pasa 84: go ask nimrod why i'm banned lol
FU nwit had uck: where is he at?
K pasa 84: net4ia
K pasa 84: dork

same delivery and all

I musta missed the thread and missed my chance!! :cry::cry::cry:

I musta missed the thread and missed my chance!! :cry::cry::cry:

Aw I'm old and gross and you're taken anyway!

I'm willing to travel.

dude girls don't work that way. unless you are a model and even then you have to talk to them first. connecting with girl through conversation is like foreplay to them.

dude girls don't work that way. unless you are a model and even then you have to talk to them first. connecting with girl through conversation is like foreplay to them.

Obviously you haven't met any "fun" women.

Obviously you haven't met any "fun" women.


I don't have herpes if that's what you mean

^ get a load of frankenstein

^ get a load of frankenstein

lol

i think jenniferkate is game.

a pretty nice looking game at that

YEAH I WANNA FUCK BUT I DONT WANT TO FUCK TOBY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

dang, b!

dude girls don't work that way. unless you are a model and even then you have to talk to them first. connecting with girl through conversation is like foreplay to them.

nice advice bro

If you don't want to fuck the Tobester how do you feel about providing him a little hand relief.

The tobmeister doesn't do handjobs.

I do a better job myself.

Can we settle for one of Netphoria's finest (or loosest as it were) to massage your balls while you rub one out? That at least would be a first step.

How about they suck on my balls while i rub one out?

I think I can accept these terms. Now it's on to the arduous task of finding the lucky lady.

Wow this thread got really gay.

Where is ole -tragedy- at when ya need her.
Last I heard married toa guy 10 years older then her who had been divorced for like 6 months and had 3 kids. That was like 3 years ago though so I'm sure she's moved on and is and is now currently sucking cock for crack money on OBT.

Has she really not been around here for three years? It does not seem like it has been that long.

Last I heard married toa guy 10 years older then her who had been divorced for like 6 months and had 3 kids. That was like 3 years ago though so I'm sure she's moved on and is and is now currently sucking cock for crack money on OBT.

I heard she's at home with two Oreo's. she never shaves her legs. claims thats her version of Birth Control.

Last I heard married toa guy 10 years older then her who had been divorced for like 6 months and had 3 kids. That was like 3 years ago though so I'm sure she's moved on and is and is now currently sucking cock for crack money on OBT.

i can't decide if this is serious or not

:-/

Last I heard married toa guy 10 years older then her who had been divorced for like 6 months and had 3 kids. That was like 3 years ago though so I'm sure she's moved on and is and is now currently sucking cock for crack money on OBT.

I wanted to jump on the quote train.

Last I heard married toa guy 10 years older then her who had been divorced for like 6 months and had 3 kids. That was like 3 years ago though so I'm sure she's moved on and is and is now currently sucking cock for crack money on OBT.

thats the last i heard of her too

i can't decide if this is serious or not

:-/

100%

100%

hahaha. that's funny.

tobes just go to a bar and find some cheap slut. can't be that hard, right?

or go gay. then you'll get whatever you want whenever you want.

hahaha. that's funny.

tobes just go to a bar and find some cheap slut. can't be that hard, right?

or go gay. then you'll get whatever you want whenever you want.

except natural tits and vagina

I can't go gay....there isn't any comparison to the female pussy.

Though a mouf is a mouf.

true, true.

toby's too good to get a handjob haha

Damn right, brady!

but I guess beggars can't be choosey, eh?!?

Saucy.

I can't go gay....there isn't any comparison to the female pussy.

how can you be sure?

vaginas and fecal matter dont mix

I don't have herpes if that's what you mean

Then how did you get in here?

vaginas and fecal matter dont mix

Then how did you get in here?

dude girls don't work that way. unless you are a model and even then you have to talk to them first. connecting with girl through conversation is like foreplay to them.Then how did you get in here

hey how did Frankenstein get here

Frankenstein: You're going to have to contract herpes, rectify your position on the combination of vaginas and fecal matter and realise that girls do "work that way"... or get out.

vaginas and fecal matter dont mix

They do but it ruins the taste.

lol@related threads

Can a mod plz stcky this thread?

K pasa 84: go ask nimrod why i'm banned lol
FU nwit had uck: where is he at?
K pasa 84: net4ia
K pasa 84: dork

:rofl:

geo told me about this thread on the way to the store yesterday. :]

Then how did you get in here?

Then how did you get in here?

Then how did you get in here

hey how did Frankenstein get here

:rofl:

Then how did you get in here?

several banned usernames

Frankenstein: You're going to have to contract herpes, rectify your position on the combination of vaginas and fecal matter and realise that girls do "work that way"... or get out.

on a scale of one to ten?

geo told me about this thread on the way to the store yesterday. :]

I love my kin folk!

Frankenstein: You're going to have to contract herpes, rectify your position on the combination of vaginas and fecal matter and realise that girls do "work that way"... or get out.

look man, Im the last person to tell anyone how to live... but have you ever thought of stepping outside of the bulimic cutters? there are higher quality peaches out there

Aw, Toby.

Aw, Toby.

:smoke:

Toby, if I was gay I would put my hand down your shorts.

Thanks, Warsaw. I am glad you care.

:)

I'd probably reciprocate.

I'd probably reciprocate.

I was under the impression you were desentisised to that whole scene

Frankenstein: You're going to have to contract herpes, rectify your position on the combination of vaginas and fecal matter and realise that girls do "work that way"... or get out.



I can't get enough of this reply...

so you are saying that you 1. Have Herpes 2. Like Having Shit Dick and 3. Frequent Whores?

good job

Paging all slow learners to Toby's thread...

it's a better joke if everyone laughs. I'm here to help

i think jenniferkate is celibate

fixed

fixed

i think your parents or guardians may have misunderstood bob barker

I thought you and esty were leaving due to mismanagement

wtf

i think your parents or guardians may have misunderstood bob barker

it's better this way

I thought you and esty were leaving due to mismanagement

wtf



thank you for believing in me

it's better this way


i don't see reproduction in my future either. not even on a copy machine

I can't get enough of this reply...

so you are saying that you 1. Have Herpes 2. Like Having Shit Dick and 3. Frequent Whores?


How else would I get in here?

i don't see reproduction in my future either. not even on a copy machine

aww. there goes the alpha male population.

i don't see reproduction in my future either. not even on a copy machine

i'd be glad to make you an uncle

i'd be glad to make you an uncle


YOU FUCKING GUY!