View Full Version : Hi, I'm the Metro DVD.


BurtSampson
12-28-2007, 03:47 PM
mood: bored

I'm sitting here in Sir Bill's closet, right next to my buddies "Chicago Songs" and the Adore version of Let Me Give the World to You, just waiting for the day I get to leave this god-forsaken place. Today I got in a fight with the Djali Zwan sessions, as he was being really gay, as always. I made him ride a black fist, if you know what I mean.

Today Jimmy came over and asked about me, at which point Billy said "But wouldn't you rather release Zeitgeist again?" I hate Zeitgeist, it's stealing all the attention.

Anyway, until next time guys...

Peace, Love, and all that other shit,

The Metro DVD

waltermcphilp
12-28-2007, 03:52 PM
:)

smashkin33
12-28-2007, 03:56 PM
that was cute.

but i doubt they are in his house- because a disgruntled butler could easily steal them.

rolmos
12-28-2007, 04:23 PM
Is D'arcy's dead corpse in that closet too, Mr. Metro DVD?

BurtSampson
12-28-2007, 04:23 PM
Is D'arcy's dead corpse in that closet too, Mr. Metro DVD?

No, but her old lips are.

duovamp
12-28-2007, 04:25 PM
Which ones? HIOOOOOOO!!!!!!

BurtSampson
12-28-2007, 04:31 PM
Which ones? HIOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I haven't laughed that hard since Chicago Songs and I got drunk and listened to The Future Embrace.

Rickpat12
12-28-2007, 05:02 PM
Yes. This is awesome!

rolmos
12-28-2007, 06:27 PM
I haven't laughed that hard since Chicago Songs and I got drunk and listened to The Future Embrace.

Are you sure it wasn't: Chicago songs got drunk and turned into The Future Embrace?

RopeyLopey
12-28-2007, 06:42 PM
Hello Metro DVD,

how are you getting along with Pastichio Medley Songs Guys uncut? And how's that Moonage Daydream guy doing?

BurtSampson
12-28-2007, 06:52 PM
Hello Metro DVD,

how are you getting along with Pastichio Medley Songs Guys uncut? And how's that Moonage Daydream guy doing?

They're doing very well for the most part, thanks for asking. A/Ab/E/B/F# got fed up with hanging out with us and ran off to be a Zwan song, and we all know how that one turned out...poor bastard. Can't say I blame him though, he sat in this closet for years, only to get a 10 second clip of himself thrown into a B-Side. Jackboot is kinda irritating too, because he seems to do the same thing everyday, and he gets pissed if we ask him to do something else.

BurtSampson
12-28-2007, 07:03 PM
Also, I figured you guys would like a picture of me, so here I am. Be kind please.

http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=32488&stc=1&d=1198890285

TicalFSU
12-28-2007, 07:21 PM
Also, I figured you guys would like a picture of me, so here I am. Be kind please.

The GIMP is your friend

BurtSampson
12-28-2007, 07:28 PM
Also, I wanted to add one more thing before I go over to the Ransom Soundtrack's house for a card game. Mr. Bill probably wouldn't appreciate me telling you guys this, but what could be worse than having to sleep next to a pair of Kenny Aronoff's goggles?

Anyway, no one knows this, but after Billy sang Take Me Out To The Ballgame at Wrigley Field, he had it recorded, and a month later, he pressed an EP to vinyl, intending it to be out for Christmas. However, plans fell through, as they always seem to around here, and it never got released. Here's the tracklist for you crazy guys...

1) Take Me Out to the Ballgame (Piano by Mike Garson)
2) Crack-Crack-Cracker Jacks (A funky remix by Bootsy Collins)
3) One, Two, Three Strikes You're Dead (A dark-electro/industrial remix by Matt Walker and D'Arcy)
4) Shame (It's a...)- (An acoustic remix by James Iha and Jimmy from the Frogs)
5) I Don't Care If I Ever Get Back (...Or Do I) (A dance remix by Moby)


There you go, guys. Until next time...

The Metro DVD

Rickpat12
12-28-2007, 07:36 PM
I heard the Spun Soundtrack is kinda popular these days. And also, does the Machina Mystery ever talk to you?

drowningspider
12-28-2007, 07:52 PM
1) Take Me Out to the Ballgame (Piano by Mike Garson)
2) Crack-Crack-Cracker Jacks (A funky remix by Bootsy Collins)
3) One, Two, Three Strikes You're Dead (A dark-electro/industrial remix by Matt Walker and D'Arcy)
4) Shame (It's a...)- (An acoustic remix by James Iha and Jimmy from the Frogs)
5) I Don't Care If I Ever Get Back (...Or Do I) (A dance remix by Moby)
Leak?

ChaosEffect
12-28-2007, 08:40 PM
does the Machina Mystery ever talk to you?
Sometimes.

ToEachesOwn
12-28-2007, 09:09 PM
mood: bored

I'm sitting here in Sir Bill's closet, right next to my buddies "Chicago Songs" and the Adore version of Let Me Give the World to You, just waiting for the day I get to leave this god-forsaken place. Today I got in a fight with the Djali Zwan sessions, as he was being really gay, as always. I made him ride a black fist, if you know what I mean.

Today Jimmy came over and asked about me, at which point Billy said "But wouldn't you rather release Zeitgeist again?" I hate Zeitgeist, it's stealing all the attention.

Anyway, until next time guys...

Peace, Love, and all that other shit,

The Metro DVD

That was the single greatest post I've ever read. :cheers:

MisterSquishyHalo
12-28-2007, 09:19 PM
Hello Metro DVD, This is the Double Door cd/dvd.

Cool As Ice Cream
12-28-2007, 09:21 PM
L a M E

TheMilstead
12-28-2007, 10:45 PM
Also, I figured you guys would like a picture of me, so here I am. Be kind please.

http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=32488&stc=1&d=1198890285

September 27, 1995?

Ghost Children
12-28-2007, 11:31 PM
This reminds me of the Jim Breuer Alcohol joke.

Metro DVD is totally Becks.

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1100ww
12-29-2007, 01:25 AM
mood: bored

I'm sitting here...Billy said "But wouldn't you rather release Zeitgeist again?"...

lol :smoke:

Sarcastic Smile
12-29-2007, 08:37 AM
I haven't read a single word here yet..but I love the title..sold

Edit: read, laughed. silly... =) Thanks!

Sarcastic Smile
12-29-2007, 08:44 AM
Also, I figured you guys would like a picture of me, so here I am. Be kind please.

http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=32488&stc=1&d=1198890285

Heeeyyy.... Do you have a cousin named American Gothic?

Zero23
12-29-2007, 12:38 PM
They're doing very well for the most part, thanks for asking. A/Ab/E/B/F# got fed up with hanging out with us and ran off to be a Zwan song, and we all know how that one turned out...poor bastard. Can't say I blame him though, he sat in this closet for years, only to get a 10 second clip of himself thrown into a B-Side. Jackboot is kinda irritating too, because he seems to do the same thing everyday, and he gets pissed if we ask him to do something else.

:rofl:

murraymina78
12-29-2007, 02:55 PM
:rofl:

"Sir Bill" *shudders*

Sarcastic Smile
12-29-2007, 03:04 PM
Do you keep yourself warm with Billy's hair clippings?

ciGarski
12-29-2007, 03:05 PM
I haven't read a single word here yet..but I love the title..sold

Edit: read, laughed. silly... =) Thanks!

you're welcome

i_adore_adore
12-29-2007, 09:04 PM
I suppose this would be a bad time to ask one of you for the church sessions audio, wouldn't it? I promise I looked everywhere that I knew to look...

Olivier
12-29-2007, 09:08 PM
This thread is retarded

BurtSampson
12-29-2007, 10:23 PM
Sorry it took me a while to get to your questions, I got wasted with Chewing Gum last night and have been hung over all day. Here we go!

Do you keep yourself warm with Billy's hair clippings?

Sadly, no. I wish I could, it's very chilly in here. From what I hear from some of the older veterans of this closet, Billy had them put into a shadowbox and gave them to James. I do try to keep warm with Billy's plane ticket to Long Island though. (It's apparently from 2000, and has J. Iha as the person who bought the ticket. Strange...)

Hello Metro DVD, This is the Double Door cd/dvd.

Hey man, long time no see. I am envious of you, I wish Towers of Rabble was played at my show.

I suppose this would be a bad time to ask one of you for the church sessions audio, wouldn't it? I promise I looked everywhere that I knew to look...

Sorry, I heard Billy sold whatever audio he recorded to try to fund the book signings for Blinking With Fists.

i_adore_adore
12-30-2007, 01:46 PM
oh.

I meant the non-official audio. But thank you... umm... metro DVD. *pat*

waltermcphilp
12-30-2007, 02:16 PM
oh magic metro dvd, why did my dog Tippy have to die? is she in dog heaven?

sincerly,
saddened and dismayed in MI :(

ciGarski
12-30-2007, 05:59 PM
how do you get drunk with chewing gum?

ciGarski
12-30-2007, 06:05 PM
oh magic metro dvd, why did my dog Tippy have to die? is she in dog heaven?

sincerly,
saddened and dismayed in MI :(

i know im not magic metro dvd but i think that you should know, Mr philp, all dogs go to heaven.

sincerely,

Mr. Garski.

i_adore_adore
12-30-2007, 06:38 PM
i adore that movie

waltermcphilp
12-30-2007, 06:39 PM
you would.

ciGarski
12-30-2007, 06:40 PM
yeah srsly

runaroundkid
12-30-2007, 09:16 PM
mood: bored

I'm sitting here in Sir Bill's closet, right next to my buddies "Chicago Songs" and the Adore version of Let Me Give the World to You, just waiting for the day I get to leave this god-forsaken place. Today I got in a fight with the Djali Zwan sessions, as he was being really gay, as always. I made him ride a black fist, if you know what I mean.

Today Jimmy came over and asked about me, at which point Billy said "But wouldn't you rather release Zeitgeist again?" I hate Zeitgeist, it's stealing all the attention.

Anyway, until next time guys...

Peace, Love, and all that other shit,

The Metro DVD

hehehehehe. thank you! you just improved my otherwise crappy day. i haven't laughed that hard in a while :rofl:

themadcaplaughs
12-30-2007, 09:20 PM
Any of James Iha's solo records in there?

i_adore_adore
12-30-2007, 10:24 PM
At the end of a term or semester, I usually go to a little get-together to burn all the papers that really ticked us off during a certain class.

I can imagine Billy and Jimmy doing the same with copies of James's solo album.

ciGarski
12-30-2007, 11:28 PM
thats enough jessica.

waltermcphilp
12-30-2007, 11:36 PM
go to your room, young lady. cigarski will be there shortly.

ciGarski
12-30-2007, 11:41 PM
you always gotta go there, don't you?

waltermcphilp
12-30-2007, 11:46 PM
you knew what this was.

ciGarski
12-30-2007, 11:47 PM
why don't you look at me during..?

Frankenstein
12-30-2007, 11:55 PM
how do you get drunk with chewing gum?

im a bit late but im chewing gum and drinking right now

Raventhird
12-31-2007, 10:47 AM
Still missing quite a load of Zwan-Songs... Spilled Milk. A New Poetry. For Your Love. Love Lies In Ruin. Not even mentioning Gossamer.

Rockin' Cherub
01-01-2008, 09:16 AM
i get it. it's a metaphor.

ciGarski
01-01-2008, 02:30 PM
do you?

Rockin' Cherub
01-02-2008, 10:36 AM
i... think i do. but i would feel more comfortable if you explained it to me first

ciGarski
01-02-2008, 04:02 PM
i was hoping you'd explain it to me. this kind of comedy is miles away from the capabilities of my intellect.