Fury takes ferocity to a whole new level. At 5-feet, 8-inches, she is a maelstrom of raw aggression and the epitome of the female gladiator. Equally balanced in speed and strength... Hell hath no fury like, Fury. Period.
Her description is gay and stupid and she'll be working at the local Fashion Bug in 2 years.
The 6-foot, 3-inch, 220-pound Gladiator targets his opponents with tactical precision. With an impressive arsenal of skills at his disposal, he is well equipped for any operation and will do anything to complete his objective. Once Militia has you in his sights, you'd better have a plan, or the game is over.
When I think of Militias I think of fat guys in Idaho with handlebar mustaches writing letters to the unabomber and eating baked beans out of cans. NEXT!
Consider yourself warned when she is heard in Gladiator Arena. Siren is a force to be reckoned with who will go off at the slightest provocation! Pay close attention to her every move, or siren will wail... on you!
When I think of American Gladiators I don't think of street walking hoors who's facial color is 20 times lighter than their body. However, coming out of nowhere and wailing on somebody is pretty cool.
With his tribal garb and distinctive tattoos, he may conjure up images of an island paradise, but facing him in battle is pure hell. Drawing on the power of his ancestors, Toa has the strength of a thousand warriors flowing through his veins, and he will never, ever show mercy.
His face kinda looks like waltermcphillip's avatar!
With nearly godlike strength and skill, he is the ultimate warrior. Able to physically dominate foes with his impressive physique, he is equally adept at mind games and will attempt to mentally defeat opponents before the battle even begins. Titan is a double threat who will find a way to win... one way or another.
More like "Titan"-ic douchebag. He looks like one of the bad guys from a shitty 80's high school comedy.
She flies under the radar for a swift and unexpected attack, and any adversary caught unaware will get a swift lesson in shock and awe. Immensely strong and cool under pressure, Stealth executes her favorite move -- a quick counter-attack that you never see coming.
Her stealthiest feature is that penis she has tucked between her legs.
Don't let the winsome smile fool you... Crush earned her well-deserved moniker by smashing opponents into submission. Despite her girl-next-door looks, she's a powerful, fierce opponent who has no problem handling the women competitors, and then going back to breaking men's hearts.
And by "breaking men's hearts" we mean perpetuating hurtful gender based stereotypes. However, she's named "Crush" because she "smashes" opponents. Tricky!
She has shed her skin to become one of the most feared warriors in Gladiator Arena. She stalks her prey with caution and strikes when it is least expected. Any opponent that faces her had better come prepared because there is no known antidote for Venom, who is lethal in any dose.
Damn Venom, you look incredulous, nay, disgusted by my very presence. And I like it. Please hit the fuck out of me with a big fat oversized q-tip.
Tipping the scales at almost 300 pounds of power and with 20-inch guns at his disposal, Justice does indeed have a very long arm, and he'll pursue any adversary to the ends of the earth to prove it. Ask any of his opponents and they'll tell you that sometimes Justice hurts, and the scales always tip in his favor.
He has a mohawk and black dudes with mohawks are cool. Also, they should have a game where he is blindfolded and is still able to beat the fuck out of the players and random audience members called "Blind Justice" or something like that.
A storm of smoldering intensity and lightning-quick reflexes, Mayhem unleashes waves of devastation through the ranks of even the most battle-hardened opponents.
A man's groin combines with perky nips and girly hair, pure Mayhem! The gender-neutral description emphasizes the insanity.
ravenguy2000
12-14-2007, 03:16 PM
http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/images/bios/large/wolf.jpg
http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/images/bios/large/wolf.jpg
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When you enter Gladiator Arena keep an eye out for Wolf! Able to smell fear and always going for the jugular, Wolf is 230-pounds of primal fury. He will ferociously defend his turf... and thrives on the opportunity to sink his teeth into any challenge.
When she stomps into Gladiator Arena, most sensible opponents run for cover rather than risk a Viking funeral. She may have left her horned helmet on the boat, but she hits with the force of Thor's hammer, and quickly sends opponents straight to Valhalla.
Can't you just picture this mammoth crushing kittens in weird fetish videos
Actually I'm 100% positive at least one of these women has posed nude, possibly Mayhem
When she stomps into Gladiator Arena, most sensible opponents run for cover rather than risk a Viking funeral. She may have left her horned helmet on the boat, but she hits with the force of Thor's hammer, and quickly sends opponents straight to Valhalla.
Can't you just picture this mammoth crushing kittens in weird fetish videos
Actually I'm 100% positive at least one of these women has posed nude, possibly Mayhem
Don't let the winsome smile fool you... Crush earned her well-deserved moniker by smashing opponents into submission. Despite her girl-next-door looks, she's a powerful, fierce opponent who has no problem handling the women competitors, and then going back to breaking men's hearts.
And by "breaking men's hearts" we mean perpetuating hurtful gender based stereotypes. However, she's named "Crush" because she "smashes" opponents. Tricky!
damn i would love to spend a drunken weekend in a hotel room with her
A storm of smoldering intensity and lightning-quick reflexes, Mayhem unleashes waves of devastation through the ranks of even the most battle-hardened opponents.
A man's groin combines with perky nips and girly hair, pure Mayhem! The gender-neutral description emphasizes the insanity.
Tracy Morgan is on American Gladiators?
Mayfuck
12-14-2007, 05:54 PM
yeah i kinda wouldn't mind having my ass kicked by crush actually
She flies under the radar for a swift and unexpected attack, and any adversary caught unaware will get a swift lesson in shock and awe. Immensely strong and cool under pressure, Stealth executes her favorite move -- a quick counter-attack that you never see coming.
Her stealthiest feature is that penis she has tucked between her legs.
Awesome,
Jada Pinkett Smith finally has a job.
duovamp
12-14-2007, 06:45 PM
She may have left her horned helmet on the boat, but she hits with the force of Thor's hammer, and quickly sends opponents straight to Valhalla.
I'd like the new Gladiators to go up against the old Gladiators, undoubtedly tire-gutted one and all, uniformly in denial about not making it as NFL walk-ons, and currently employed making sure nobody smuggles anything out of various K. B. Toy stores. It would be like kicking their own asses in a time warp.
Ghetto_Squirrel
12-14-2007, 08:48 PM
Plus we'd get to see how many of them are still sporting glam metal haircuts.
McCollum
12-15-2007, 04:50 PM
a quick google search reveals that Crush's real name is Gina Carano a mixed martial arts fighter.
Showtime interview on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1o1Aa3Vjvg
When she stomps into Gladiator Arena, most sensible opponents run for cover rather than risk a Viking funeral. She may have left her horned helmet on the boat, but she hits with the force of Thor's hammer, and quickly sends opponents straight to Valhalla.
Can't you just picture this mammoth crushing kittens in weird fetish videos
Actually I'm 100% positive at least one of these women has posed nude, possibly Mayhem
Wow, possibly the first time I've seen that hairstyle work
Mo
12-15-2007, 05:32 PM
*cracks with neck*
blackfaerie
12-15-2007, 05:56 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096532/
Ol' Couch Ass
01-06-2008, 09:46 PM
lol at this show.
talk show host
01-06-2008, 09:51 PM
Bill Hick pretty much summed up this show about ten years ago or so.
That being said, Crush is pretty hot
Ol' Couch Ass
01-06-2008, 09:55 PM
The Hulkster, muscle bound broads, fire....jesus it's a fapfest.
ciGarski
01-06-2008, 09:58 PM
is the hot chick hot in the show?
Ol' Couch Ass
01-06-2008, 10:09 PM
Which chick? I only saw like the last 20 minutes and most of the chicks were way to muscley to be attractive.
it's already arrived, no need to cue it now
:beatup:
strange_one
01-06-2008, 10:59 PM
<font color=33FFFF> can someone tell me what does Hogan actually do on this show? Is he host or co-host or they just have him flash up on screen now and then for stupid lines?</font>
Floppy Nono
01-06-2008, 11:06 PM
<font color=33FFFF> can someone tell me what does Hogan actually do on this show? Is he host or co-host or they just have him flash up on screen now and then for stupid lines?</font>
a little bit of both
Jonny5
01-06-2008, 11:09 PM
<font color=33FFFF> can someone tell me what does Hogan actually do on this show? Is he host or co-host or they just have him flash up on screen now and then for stupid lines?</font>
* Gladiator ID: WOLF
* Real Name: MICHAEL VAN WIJK
* Date Of Birth: 30/09/52
* Star Sign: LIBRA
* Birthplace: BOMBAY, INDIA
* Height: 1.83m
* Weight: 95kg
* Theme Tune: WILD THING - THE TROGGS
* 1992 - SERIES 1
* 1993 - WEMBLEY LIVE SHOWS
* 1993 - SERIES 2
* 1994 - WEMBLEY LIVE SHOWS
* 1994 - SERIES 3
* 1994 - INTERNATIONAL GLADIATORS 1
* 1995 - SHEFFIELD LIVE SHOWS
* 1995 - SERIES 4
* 1995 - THE ASHES 1
* 1995 - INTERNATIONAL GLADIATORS 2
* 1996 - WEMBLEY LIVE SHOWS
* 1996 - SERIES 5
* 1996 - THE ASHES 2
* 1997 - ROYAL TOURNAMENT 1
* 1997 - SERIES 6
* 1997 - SPRINGBOK CHALLENGE 1
* 1998 - SERIES 7
* 1999 - SERIES 8
Fonzie
04-10-2008, 02:57 AM
you should totally do a battle of the atlantic gladiator thing.
JapanAlex
04-10-2008, 03:01 AM
lol hello arnie
ravenguy2000
04-10-2008, 06:39 AM
i like it how i predicted the return of this show months before its return to air was announced, put all of this effort into this thread, and then never watched a minute of it once it came on