View Full Version : Tila Tequila Boob Update NSFW


Mo
12-07-2007, 07:23 PM
http://abload.de/img/tila-tequila_0253k.jpg
http://abload.de/img/tila-tequila_03swa.jpg
http://abload.de/img/tila-tequila_04nio.jpg
http://abload.de/img/tila-tequila_01nwl.jpg
http://abload.de/img/tila-tequila_05lhe.jpg

I can try as hard as I want - her face is just too creepy.

Ol' Couch Ass
12-07-2007, 07:29 PM
To fap or to cry, that is the question.

Skylarq
12-07-2007, 07:30 PM
the implant scar is terribly obvious

yo soy el mejor
12-07-2007, 07:32 PM
did they try to give her that fresh and not wearing any makeup look?

ciGarski
12-07-2007, 07:33 PM
she's got some long nips.







i wanna taste her butthole.

AndySlash
12-07-2007, 07:38 PM
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Mo
12-07-2007, 07:40 PM
^Susan, this is Nancy - Nancy, this is Susan
:rofl:

celluloid_love
12-07-2007, 08:01 PM
double nipples in the 3rd pic

AWM05
12-07-2007, 08:07 PM
Has an anvil dropped on her?

How can a girl possess a head so short and round? Still hot though.

D.
12-07-2007, 08:23 PM
not sure i see the appeal.

Travis Meeks
12-07-2007, 08:32 PM
she's not hot

Travis Meeks
12-07-2007, 08:34 PM
and the show is disgusting and I hate TV (except Lost & 30 Rock...wait, half the time I hate Lost). MTV was the begining of the end for America's morals.

ravenguy2000
12-07-2007, 08:50 PM
squishing her tit up against the glass makes these that much hotter

Debaser
12-07-2007, 08:52 PM
30 rock is such a good show.

cajun style.

Jonny5
12-07-2007, 09:38 PM
the world holds a bounty of beautiful women

i wonder if there's a beautiful woman tracker on GIS

Nimrod's Son
12-07-2007, 09:55 PM
her face is busted

Travis Meeks
12-07-2007, 10:00 PM
I want to punch her in the face really hard

AndySlash
12-07-2007, 10:02 PM
this thread needs more boobs.

Mariner
12-07-2007, 10:04 PM
the pie in the ass was a good touch

Nimrod's Son
12-07-2007, 10:09 PM
i guess we've answered the mystery of whether her hair is her natural color or not

Mariner
12-07-2007, 10:12 PM
yeah i can totally see her roots in that first pic

Nimrod's Son
12-07-2007, 10:13 PM
yeah i can totally see her roots in that first pic
the philippines?

strange_one
12-07-2007, 10:58 PM
<font color=33FFFF> great pussy, so I've heard</font>

Trotskilicious
12-07-2007, 11:40 PM
the philippines?

i think she's vietnamese

I'm Hardcore
12-08-2007, 01:08 AM
i wanna taste her butthole.

me too

ciGarski
12-08-2007, 01:11 AM
where are these from?

ciGarski
12-08-2007, 01:12 AM
her face is busted
why are you looking at that?

julie
12-08-2007, 01:12 AM
those are some weird looking implants. i don't think i've ever seen ones so small.

Warsaw
12-08-2007, 01:14 AM
I just creamed my corn. http://www.grubreport.com/photos/corn1.jpg

I'm Hardcore
12-08-2007, 01:17 AM
why are you looking at that?

he's comparing her to all the hot women he scores with

Trotskilicious
12-08-2007, 02:05 AM
uhhhhhhhhhhhh

all squashfaced an shit

threetwooneZERO
12-08-2007, 02:07 AM
You would think her boob/nipple would be placed properly during the squash.

ciGarski
12-08-2007, 02:09 AM
http://www.pinkems.com/images/uploads/dvsbabes/tila_tequila/tila-tequila-tila-nguyen_010.jpg

threetwooneZERO
12-08-2007, 02:10 AM
that left nipple is weird.

waltermcphilp
12-08-2007, 02:18 AM
"incoming message from tila tequila's nipple antennae"

Ol' Couch Ass
12-08-2007, 02:25 AM
OK fellas granted she has her flaws and is by no means a 10. But honestly, is there a man in this thread who wouldn't bone her if given the chance?

Fattening Ass
12-08-2007, 02:28 AM
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haha i love this movie

julie
12-08-2007, 02:29 AM
OK fellas granted she has her flaws and is by no means a 10. But honestly, is there a man in this thread who wouldn't bone her if given the chance?
i'd bone her.

Trotskilicious
12-08-2007, 02:30 AM
OK fellas granted she has her flaws and is by no means a 10. But honestly, is there a man in this thread who wouldn't bone her if given the chance?

no, gross

Trotskilicious
12-08-2007, 02:30 AM
what's wrong with you she has enough vd to kill a horse

Warsaw
12-08-2007, 02:38 AM
what's wrong with you she has enough vd to kill a horse

:rolleyes:

Trotskilicious
12-08-2007, 02:41 AM
are you still mad because your thread was deleted?

Warsaw
12-08-2007, 02:43 AM
are you still mad because your thread was deleted?

:nooooo:

Ol' Couch Ass
12-08-2007, 02:44 AM
Well I was just going on looks alone Trots.... granted the obvious presence of VD could be a turnoff. Would you bang a TT lookalike if she wasn't a complete whore?

Trotskilicious
12-08-2007, 02:45 AM
you're pretty goddamn weird

Trotskilicious
12-08-2007, 02:45 AM
Well I was just going on looks alone Trots.... granted the obvious presence of VD could be a turnoff. Would you bang a TT lookalike if she wasn't a complete whore?

no

Warsaw
12-08-2007, 02:46 AM
no

:erm:

Starla
12-08-2007, 04:00 AM
she's so ghetto :(

Starla
12-08-2007, 04:30 AM
...I will focus more on how to help YOU get famous and get paid! So please go to my new social online community and sign up! You could be the next "TILA TEQUILA!" I WILL HELP YOU GET FAMOUS!

TO GET FAMOUS GO TO WWW.TILASHOTSPOT.COM NOW!!!!

:rofl:

PkPhuoko
12-08-2007, 07:28 AM
what happened to her tattoo?

ciGarski
12-08-2007, 12:18 PM
i wanna get famous.

Ol' Couch Ass
12-08-2007, 07:05 PM
no

Perplexing.

duovamp
12-08-2007, 07:29 PM
It's almost a hard call on whether or not I'd hit it. I mean her face is clearly busted and isn't she extremely short? Extremely short girls aren't really my thing...

duovamp
12-08-2007, 07:32 PM
Okay, I gave it some consideration. If she walked into my house right now and offered me sex, I'd accept.

Edit: Assuming she's clean.

Pretzel Logic
12-08-2007, 07:40 PM
my god she's ugly

Trotskilicious
12-09-2007, 12:51 AM
Perplexing.

am i supposed to want to fuck every piece of trash that walks by?

because I really don't.

suncrashesdown
12-09-2007, 12:53 AM
I'd hit it with like 15 jimmy-hats on, but I'm really surprised that somebody who is famous only for being attractive doesn't have a more conventionally attractive face. She's definitely not smoking hot by any means

Trotskilicious
12-09-2007, 12:55 AM
she fucks washed up rock stars too don't forget

duovamp
12-09-2007, 01:00 AM
am i supposed to want to fuck every piece of trash that walks by?

because I really don't.

If I said such things about a fat JLH I'm a sick person, but in this case you've just got standards. Strange.

Ol' Couch Ass
12-09-2007, 01:03 AM
am i supposed to want to fuck every piece of trash that walks by?

because I really don't.

No but I can't see why anyone would think she is hideously ugly (physically, not personality or whore history). I mean she is by no means a complete Betty but certainly seems good enough to screw, no?

threetwooneZERO
12-09-2007, 01:05 AM
I understand what you are saying Olly. I agree with you.

Trotskilicious
12-09-2007, 01:12 AM
No but I can't see why anyone would think she is hideously ugly (physically, not personality or whore history). I mean she is by no means a complete Betty but certainly seems good enough to screw, no?

tila tequila is what she is, a myspace camera whore. if you want to talk about a theoretical bang where she's a best selling author it's fucking stupid because she wouldn't look or act like tila tequila

Warsaw
12-09-2007, 01:13 AM
Nguyen's career began at the age of eighteen when she was discovered at the Sharpstown Mall by a Playboy scout and was offered a chance to model nude for the magazine and did a test shoot,[6] then eventually moved to Southern California and was featured as Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the week on April 22, 2002, and soon thereafter she became the first Asian Cyber Girl of the Month.[7]


I wonder what made her stand out to this "scout"?

Trotskilicious
12-09-2007, 01:13 AM
sucked his dick

suncrashesdown
12-09-2007, 01:15 AM
I wonder what made her stand out to this "scout"?

More importantly, how do I get this job

Warsaw
12-09-2007, 01:15 AM
sucked his dick

I don't think that's enough to get into Playboy.

Trotskilicious
12-09-2007, 01:17 AM
what is that supposed to prove? that she isn't a simpleminded buffoonish tramp?

Mablak
12-09-2007, 01:18 AM
Tila is extremely hot physically. That said, I really wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole due to the kind of vermin she is.

Trotskilicious
12-09-2007, 01:22 AM
there's nothing wrong with her body, other than the fact it looks fake and she has big face syndrome

i wouldn't fuck her because she is what's wrong with america. if you want to have sex with tila tequila then you might as well just let the terrorists win.

Warsaw
12-09-2007, 01:24 AM
:rofl:

Ol' Couch Ass
12-09-2007, 01:31 AM
My rising flesh tower is responsible for bringing two steel towers down :(

duovamp
12-09-2007, 01:34 AM
My rising flesh tower is responsible for bringing two steel towers down :(

Conservation of matter?

Ol' Couch Ass
12-09-2007, 01:36 AM
I'm putting a Jihad on my ballsack (the infidel).

Warsaw
12-09-2007, 01:41 AM
I'm putting a Jihad on my ballsack (the infidel).

Now you are speaking my language! :rockon:

threetwooneZERO
12-10-2007, 01:07 PM
And last night I definitely had a sex dream about Tila...damn this thread.

sans anatomy
12-10-2007, 01:21 PM
And last night I definitely had a sex dream about Tila...damn this thread.

if you would have seen her old porns first i dont think you would have... shit was pretty weak

duovamp
12-10-2007, 01:25 PM
if you would have seen her old porns first i dont think you would have... shit was pretty weak

Why would you watch them anyway? She's baaarely fuckable, so when you're watching porn you go for the hottest chicks you possibly can, not Tequila. That's eating burger when you could be eating steak.


Aaand starswipe.

I'm Hardcore
12-10-2007, 01:33 PM
why do you look at the faces during porn? thats not what you're wanting to see

duovamp
12-10-2007, 01:44 PM
What about the cumshot at the end? It's an integral part of the porno experience.

I'm Hardcore
12-10-2007, 01:46 PM
that is what breasts are for. its wasted on the face

threetwooneZERO
12-10-2007, 01:53 PM
if you would have seen her old porns first i dont think you would have... shit was pretty weak

I didn't even know about these.

duovamp
12-10-2007, 01:54 PM
A professional can utilize both face and breasts equally.

sans anatomy
12-10-2007, 01:56 PM
Why would you watch them anyway? She's baaarely fuckable, so when you're watching porn you go for the hottest chicks you possibly can, not Tequila. That's eating burger when you could be eating steak.


Aaand starswipe.


well this was a while back before she was totally overexposed and before i realized she was super, super ugly.

i found them on limewire btw

threetwooneZERO
12-10-2007, 01:56 PM
Softcore?

sans anatomy
12-10-2007, 01:57 PM
hardcore

duovamp
12-10-2007, 01:58 PM
well this was a while back before she was totally overexposed and before i realized she was super, super ugly.

i found them on limewire btw

Understandable.

threetwooneZERO
12-10-2007, 01:59 PM
hardcore

Sheesh.

hastduvergessen
03-29-2008, 01:00 AM
trotskilicious you mollusk

Banana
03-29-2008, 01:55 AM
She's so fucking hot. I don't get why people get on her for her face.

Floppy Nono
03-29-2008, 01:57 AM
because it looks like someone scrunched it up really really tightly. also, she has the voice of death itself...

Hypocaust
03-29-2008, 04:55 AM
I don't get why people get on her for her face.
Trust me, no one is getting on her for her face.

toyschoketoys
03-29-2008, 05:06 AM
i must of missed the boat here, who the fuck is she ?

Shapan
03-29-2008, 10:33 AM
i must of missed the boat here, who the fuck is she ?

seriously is this girl famous or something? i have no idea who she is.

and she's not that attactive if the appeal is based on her looks.

Eulogy
03-29-2008, 10:34 AM
She's so fucking hot. I don't get why people get on her for her face.

you have horrendous taste

Floppy Nono
03-29-2008, 09:46 PM
seriously is this girl famous or something? i have no idea who she is.

and she's not that attactive if the appeal is based on her looks.


she's an annoying little bitch who rose up the ranks of "myspace whores" to the point where people in places started noticing her and plastering her face everywhere. her most recent atrocity in this world is her dating show on mtv where she billed herself as a bisexual and forced men and women to fight over being her lover. What they don't tell you is that at every taping of the show she had her MALE BOYFRIEND on the set. Shes a disgusting little fake piece of shit and also, she may have fucked corgan.

Travis Meeks
03-29-2008, 10:06 PM
Floppy, were you a contestant by any chance?

Floppy Nono
03-29-2008, 10:08 PM
yeah, i was that faux-italian guy. be sure to check me out on my spin-off show!

<img src="http://image01.ctvdigital.com/images/pub2upload/7/2007_10_3/shot_at_love_cast_domenico.jpg">

Banana
03-29-2008, 11:18 PM
I love Tila Nguyen. She is the hottest Asian out there.

edit: I don't remember making the post I made on this page at near 3 am.

loser2d
03-30-2008, 12:11 AM
I love "A Shot At Love" I cant wait for season 2 next month.

loser2d
03-30-2008, 12:16 AM
This was so epic from the first season

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Floppy Nono
03-30-2008, 12:19 AM
man, i was so charming that night, wasnt i?

loser2d
03-30-2008, 12:21 AM
i guess

Fonzie
03-30-2008, 03:11 AM
I saw 17 seconds of that. Fuck reality bullshit tv.

JapanAlex
03-30-2008, 03:40 AM
i love the tense music

they don't even know what love is! this program is about getting a new boyfriend/girlfriend to discard in a month

jesus....

JapanAlex
03-30-2008, 03:42 AM
then they start fighting :D

YES!

toyschoketoys
03-30-2008, 06:22 AM
wow crazy fucker.

wait is she gay or straight ?

toyschoketoys
03-30-2008, 06:22 AM
doesnt matter , she is still a pig in knickers

toyschoketoys
03-30-2008, 06:23 AM
with a face like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle

JapanAlex
03-30-2008, 08:37 AM
doesnt matter , she is still a pig in knickers

lol

Trotskilicious
03-30-2008, 02:39 PM
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i think that's the longest string of consecutive ignored posts i've ever seen

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03-30-2008, 03:39 PM
dude, skip the first few seconds and go near the end.

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i think that's the longest string of consecutive ignored posts i've ever seen

It's like our very own Netphoria series where Trots has a contest to find true love

AWM05
03-30-2008, 10:01 PM
Reality TV is just wrong.

Fonzie
03-31-2008, 02:27 AM
It's like our very own Netphoria series where Trots has a contest to find true love

aah, we tried to help, but y'know, the fat cunt don't want no help from anyone he doesn't conside his BIFF.

Shapan
03-31-2008, 02:49 AM
i think that's the longest string of consecutive ignored posts i've ever seen

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=158212

if not now, wait a month

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RockLobster
03-31-2008, 11:36 AM
she used to be a boy

yo soy el mejor
03-31-2008, 12:14 PM
so old in her shoes

fluxequalsrad
03-31-2008, 12:23 PM
your shot of jizz...drink it.

but seriously shes fucking disgusting and everything that is wrong with society.

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04-08-2008, 09:37 PM
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