View Full Version : RUDE ASS PEOPLE! (Tales of the Unemployed)


John's REAL Dad
02-19-2003, 09:32 PM
So my girlfriend asks me to help her little sis with a ride this afternoon. Since I have nothing better to do I agree. I'm giving her a ride from some job interview to her friends house. Don't ask me how she got there I dont know and really don't care.

I don't know my girl's family real well. But her sister is about 19 and seemed nice the few times I talked to her. Anyway I scoop her up about 2.

I try to make conversation...
"How was the interview?"
"How is school going?"
"I like music"

The usual crap. But she's all pensive and nervous acting and clutching some crazy looking handbag. Trying to appeal on some common ground I'm like...

"That's an interesting looking bag. Do you use it like a purse or something?"

And she fucking EXPLODES!!! Christ I mean she loses it.

"That's non of your fucking business what's in this bag. You don't need to know shit....yak yak yak fuck you yak yak this is my property wah wah wah fuck off motherfucker."

And I BARELY know her. I try to smooth things over saying hey I'm only making small talk, I don't care what you use it for, please calm down. But that didn't work. Shes still telling me what's in the bag is non of my fucking business.

I tried to change the subject but she just kept yelling. She managed to calm down before her friends house when I dropped her off. I didn't say goodbye or nothing. I just stared out my window while she got out.

But if that wasn't bad enough here's the kicker. When I got home I noticed she left the bag in my fucking truck. All that shit and she forgets about it. I phoned my girlfriend and told her I hate her sister and that I'm going to throw that fucking thing away. But my girl is all...Dont do that, I'm sure its important, Ill handle this when I get off work, be nice. I'll take it to her tonight and try to figure out whats going on.

So here I am babysitting this bitches shit after she reads me the riot act for trying to make small talk. Maybe she was on the rag or something I dont know. Fuck rude ass people like that.

I need a job.

sickbadthing
02-19-2003, 09:45 PM
So what's in the bag?

Red Wine Cage
02-19-2003, 09:55 PM
best alias AND best story ever.

sarmatianus
02-19-2003, 09:55 PM
So what's in the bag?

Dude, it's Pulp Fiction-style. You have to figure it out.

sickbadthing
02-19-2003, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by Red Wine Cage
best alias AND best story ever.

You seem to be easily amused.

sickbadthing
02-19-2003, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by sarmatianus


Dude, it's Pulp Fiction-style. You have to figure it out.

Oh. It must contain two lights connected to a battery.

WOWZERS!

bornentertainer
02-19-2003, 10:46 PM
I would've kicked that snot-nosed little bitch out of my car.

Red Wine Cage
02-19-2003, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by sickbadthing


You seem to be easily amused.
VERY, actually.

i've stated that several times.

ammy
02-19-2003, 11:20 PM
i can't <I>believe</i> you havn't looked in the bag, maybe she's got crack!

Enzed
02-20-2003, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by sickbadthing


Oh. It must contain two lights connected to a battery.

WOWZERS!

<3
:rofl:

John's REAL Dad
02-20-2003, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by sickbadthing
So what's in the bag?

NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS MOTHERFUCKER!

shaniqua
02-20-2003, 12:09 AM
i thought this was about bitching about being umeployed and people not so subltlely giving you bags full fo classified ads?

:confused:

John's REAL Dad
02-20-2003, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by Ammy
i can't <I>believe</i> you havn't looked in the bag, maybe she's got crack!

Whats in that bag is none of your fucking business, understand?

miss world
02-20-2003, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by John's REAL Dad


NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS MOTHERFUCKER!

you haven't...looked..in the bag?

Ihaman
02-20-2003, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by John's REAL Dad


NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS MOTHERFUCKER!

WHAT IS IT?!

ammy
02-20-2003, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by John's REAL Dad


Whats in that bag is none of your fucking business, understand?

so you looked. right?

Enzed
02-20-2003, 12:14 AM
<font Size = 7>SCREAM FOR ME DONINGTON!!!!</FONT>:rockon:

Oh yeah - NP: Iron Maiden - "Hallowed Be Thy Name" (Donington 1988/08/20)

John's REAL Dad
02-20-2003, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by Ihaman


WHAT IS IT?!

None of your business bitch.

John's REAL Dad
02-20-2003, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by Ammy


so you looked. right?

Get it through your skull....what's in the bag is NONE. OF. YOUR. BUSINESS.

Mr. Rhinoceros
02-20-2003, 09:01 AM
<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">She had something illegal in there.</font>

DeviousJ
02-20-2003, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by John's REAL Dad


Get it through your skull....what's in the bag is NONE. OF. YOUR. BUSINESS.

Shit man, we're just trying to make conversation :erm

John's REAL Dad
02-20-2003, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by DeviousJ


Shit man, we're just trying to make conversation :erm

I don't give a fuck, this bag is none of anybody's business.

DeviousJ
02-20-2003, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by John's REAL Dad


I don't give a fuck, this bag is none of anybody's business.

*stares straight ahead*

John's REAL Dad
02-20-2003, 01:09 PM
I'm not sure if this joke panned out or not...

But to help anyone to the funny that might have missed it...

The story I told was a lie...

:think:

mirrar
02-20-2003, 01:10 PM
you HAD to have looked...

crescentfresh
02-20-2003, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by John's REAL Dad
I'm not sure if this joke panned out or not...

But to help anyone to the funny that might have missed it...

The story I told was a lie...

:think:

ammy
02-20-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by John's REAL Dad
I'm not sure if this joke panned out or not...

But to help anyone to the funny that might have missed it...

The story I told was a lie...

:think:

yeah, dan had to point it out to me. :(

but i STILL want to know what was in the bag.... :p

scouse_dave
02-20-2003, 04:13 PM
what was the job for?

John's REAL Dad
02-20-2003, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by scouse_dave
what was the job for?

Look it was all a joke. This never happened. You see I pretend this girl makes a fuss over a bag then pretend I have it then when someone asks what was in the bag I make a fuss over the bag. Comedy Gold.

I laughed anyway. Sorry if I upset anyone.