To my dearest monkeyfritters:

Eagerly I await
The delivery of
The choice you made
That smells of love

Panty of the month
Arrives again
I put them on
And I know then

That you are mine
And I am yours
Man to man
Two webcam whores

:love:

To Mirrar (a haiku)

what were they banned for
mirrar quit netphoria
that explains it then

Haiku:

yo soy el mejor
it would be tight if you could
suck on my penis

affianced texan
ip relay your mother
but did you get head?

is affianced a word?

and yeah i got plenty of head

is affianced a word?

Of course. It's a more formal way of saying "engaged." It comes from the same root as fiancee.

There once was a board from Nantucket...

Eh, I got nothing. :p

would definitely be for mayo

she hasnt posted here in 2 years right?

sickbadthing:

No response from you
Is the dagger in my heart
Emptying my soul

Will someone write one about me?

pretentious it's true
but i still love you
my sweet, gay mattholemew

:)

for dearest eyesbomb:


you beauty as forever lasting
the stars are fall in your presence
may forever the swans be grace
with beauty of you are face

the mars volta suck
flaming homosexual
choke on cock eyesbomb

Ammy's the best in the world
She went and had a baby too
she writes poems for queers
possibly a new career
mama needs a new pair of shoes.

warsaw

when you thought you were only boarding
it was really my heart you were hoarding
and though you are often distracted by dean
you have found that he is petty and mean
and as jolly christmas draws nearer
I hope the smell of my holiday panty becomes clearer.

Let's pretend
that this mask I'm holding
is your face

the mars volta suck
flaming homosexual
choke on cock eyesbomb

collate your poetry into a book, please

all of your pm's
stuck like a knife
into my asshole
burning like yeast infections

to starla you have a fascination with your asshole. christian bale, and now this

warsaw

when you thought you were only boarding
it was really my heart you were hoarding
and though you are often distracted by dean
you have found that he is petty and mean
and as jolly christmas draws nearer
I hope the smell of my holiday panty becomes clearer.

:blush: :sexors:

Nicotine
Valium
Vicodin
Marijuana
Ecstasy
and
Alcohol...
I love
All of y'all

i suppose that's a bit derivative

cork soaker, ur a princess

:love:

cococococococaine

....y
ou
         Are

                ( not fuc

   --king;clever,  )

                 tcm.

Mayfuck, Mayfuck
How I long for thee
Together we will ride
Flying high and free

The unicorn wings
Will carry us away
Embracing one another
Each and every day

all of your pm's
stuck like a knife
into my asshole
burning like yeast infections

:erm:

I can't wait to meet your kid when they grow up...

a repressed sexuality, that finds no outlet

brady rae johnson, a lovely vagina

love to suck so sweetly the juices

and think of her in sexual mindset

what it would be like, to perform fellatio

does she?

mincer is curious

I can't wait to meet your kid when they grow up...

I know, she's going to be awesome. :) Thanks!!

A lily on the deep six,
or a deadpan rhododendron,
without heed, regardless.

a repressed sexuality, that finds no outlet

brady rae johnson, a lovely vagina

love to suck so sweetly the juices

and think of her in sexual mindset

what it would be like, to perform fellatio

does she?

mincer is curious

:rofl: aaaaaahahahhaaaaaa

duovamp
sitting on my face
softly suffocating
the life from me
love is
fascinating

cork soaker
seducing me
with a twist of the teat
and a pull of the plug
oh what a glorious life!

dean_r_koontz
denying me
the basic human need
denying
the love I give
the love I feel
for you

mayonaise
you are totally bangin'
oh sweet mayonaise

fucking idiots
90% of you shits
eat a bag of dicks

fucking idiots
90% of you shits
eat a bag of dicks

Nimrod's Son
so full of issues
can't get a women
so wanks off to Bardy
with mansize tissues

can't get a women

nice work on accuracy twice over, douchebag

perhaps he meant to say that you can't KEEP a women

nice work on accuracy twice over, douchebag

You could have replaced many Netphorians names with yours..I was going to go with Esty but in the end you seem to be the king around here of misogyny. Also I give about as much of a fuck for your personal life as you do for mine :)

"a women" :erm:

Poetry makes me feel uncomfortable.

there once was a girl named julie
with ruddy locks so unruly
she owns my heart
i'm distraught we're apart
and bon jovi misses her, truly

more limericks, plz

perhaps he meant to say that you can't KEEP a women
who wants to do that except guys afraid they can't get another one

there once was a girl named julie
with ruddy locks so unruly
she owns my heart
i'm distraught we're apart
and bon jovi misses her, truly
oh jk. let's get married in december. chris can be our witness.

There once was a man name of Assclown
With anal that clown was always down
In he'd swoop
and plug your poop
And leave you all red where you were brown.

there once were these girls from nj
known widely as julie and jk
they're gonna get hitched
because julie just bitched
it's a good thing that chris is a gay

oh jk. let's get married in december. chris can be our witness.

i thought you'd never ask

There once was a man name of Assclown
With anal that clown was always down
In he'd swoop
and plug your poop
And leave you all red where you were brown.

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whenever i thik of poems(not this thread) i think of garrison keillor's voice and that writer's almanac music that comes on after the poem

There was a man with a couch on his ass
Who owned dildos of plastic and brass
He put one in my mouth
And another down south
And left me tied up on the grass

Who
Are
Really
Special
And
Wonderful?

Most
Old
Nannies
Know
Each
Young
Fellow
Rides
It
Til
The
Eruption
Reaches
Success

Gag
Reflexes
Are
Valuable.
Ever
Feel
Love?
Or
Was
Emeril
Racist?

Floppy Nono
Strokes it so slow
Dresses as a woman
And dances the gogo