and im bloated and fat and wjoerjaorijeoiajrearea


but I move this saturday!!!

would you like a bite of my stick?

and im bloated and fat and wjoerjaorijeoiajrearea


but I move this saturday!!!

:rofl:

I dont want any food but I think I might need to poo

oh gross

if this is what this board has to offer me tonight, i'm going to bed. i'll pretend to be with a nice girl. good night.

I poop roses

i called the hospital once to say 'i poop beer' and then hang up. i was pretty drunk

I think we've all pooped beer before

I wish I could wear the same pants I did in highschool. well the tight ones I wore in highschool

i cant shit roses but i ejaculate u.s currency

pooped too much beer in them huh

pooped too much beer into my fat stomach

pooped too much beer into my fat stomach
the way you're talking, you're as attractive as anyone can wish for

Yeah I agree, you're fat.

It's probably breast cancer.

i had a dream about pants. it was weird

glad I found myself a boyfriend to answer the "why am I fat" question

he asked not to answer the one about why I cant wear the same jeans that I did in highschool but I told him that he had to think of an answer and call me back

I dont really care what his answer is but I want to see what he comes up with. I think the right answer is that now I have an ass--a good thing-- but how is he supposed to know that.

I am going to go throw up my dinner


not really

i can wear the same pants i wore in highschool.

sounds like you'll be fine with these people here, i'm gonna go to bed.

i cant wear the same pants i wore in highschool because the crotches wear out of my pants so quickly.

I can wear the same shirts and skirts but noway on the jeans and shorts

my booty has stayed the same. sometimes i think about getting a little chubbier but then my mind changes. i just think about these things. i like being a size one/zero lol edit edit edit.

i can get fat later on once i get super old and ugly.

sounds like you'll be fine with these people here, i'm gonna go to bed.
oh no. please dont go!

i had a dream about pants.
excellent

I am glad my booty got a bit larger. I was like a 1-3 and now I am like a 3-5 so.. .Netphoria, I know I am no fatty but right now I am retaining like 5 gallons of water and it is not a comfortable feeling. I keep drinking water to flush it out and its like building up and I'm going to explode

hell i can't fit into the pants i was wearing yesterday

and bleurgh jesus i'm lactating like a nun

i can wear the same pants i wore in highschool.

is this a competition?

:apopcorn:

(pics are required)

so does anyone have anything exciting going on this week, I'm done complaining about my weight

hell i can't fit into the pants i was wearing yesterday

and bleurgh jesus i'm lactating like a nun


are you pregnant

its like those mornings i wake up and im like ugh i need water so i drink water. but then my mouth tastes like shit and i keep eating/drinking things to get it out of my mouth. but it just gets worse.

i dunno. that kinda happened today.

is this a competition?

:apopcorn:

(pics are required)
k

is a nun pregnant

yeah water sucks at getting the taste out of your mouth. especially when you just wake up and have horrendous breath and drink water and its like sloshing around shit tasting water

so does anyone have anything exciting going on this week, I'm done complaining about my weight

reading your threads is about it

is a nun pregnant


are you a nun?

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these pants used to be so black. now they arent.

niiiice

i look a little chubbers in that pic. god why did i buy/wear that shirt?! lime green?! yeah that's a good idea! :rolleyes:

my penis is slightly bent today

*extends pinkie finger* lol jk

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and here i am wearing them not too long ago. people think it's funny that i have black jeans but i dont think it's funny

maybe because they're not black anymore.

and im bloated and fat and wjoerjaorijeoiajrearea


but I move this saturday!!!


http://static.flickr.com/56/183109638_c517f94a0e.jpg

i believe cloning is a serious threat to individual rights

oh my god brady! congratulations!

yeah water sucks at getting the taste out of your mouth. especially when you just wake up and have horrendous breath and drink water and its like sloshing around shit tasting water


you probably dont like me around here, but i just wanted to say that youve said so many disgusting things in this thread its ridiculous. in fact, at first i was nauseated, but now its funny. but dont push your luck. no more poop talk. girls dont poop.

nah no chance of me being preggy

i havent pooped in years

you probably dont like me around here, but i just wanted to say that youve said so many disgusting things in this thread its ridiculous. in fact, at first i was nauseated, but now its funny. but dont push your luck. no more poop talk. girls dont poop.

you can hang out in any thread I'm in without any objections from my direction

you can hang out in any thread I'm in without any objections from my direction

:) thanks. but are they all like this? i have a weak stomach..

how the fuck is this a two page thread?

it's got associations with sex and it's written by a female

why can't a disgusting bardy body problem thread be 30 pages let alone 2?

i bet she shits with the bathroom door open when the boyfriend is around.

no but I can tinkle infront of him

by infront I mean ON FRONT

well ok then maybe when you're married

i just ate a bomb pop and danced/sang around by myself a little.

aye

<img src="http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6764/november192006092xq2.jpg">

who is that girl

I dont have any pics of me when I was in highschool :(

my bf's friends gf. but also my bf's friend i guess.

<img src="http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6635/march20th342dh6.jpg">
this is my bf's brothers gf. gah she is so pretty and so nice!

*punch*

she's going look dignified when she's fat. i like that.

whats with the punch

why are all the females you hang out with incredibly good looking and white all of a sudden?

i dunno.

<a href='http://media.putfile.com/haha-89-82'>Click here to watch 'haha-89-82'</a>

wtf i cant embed with putfile. i h8 u putfile!

<a href='http://media.putfile.com/haha-89-82'>Click here to watch 'haha-89-82'</a>

wtf i cant embed with putfile. i h8 u putfile!

Does this end in a car crash?

oh golly. i hope not!

they looked pretty retarded. why does adults do that

look, get a pipe, a deerstalker, sit down in a chair and read some dostojevskij. that's where you and your friends should be

there are some good moves in that video

i got embarrassed by looking at it. that's me when i was 12

i doubt you were ever that happy.

lol



jk

he's like a nun

i don't get it. i don't get how we could develop so incredibly differently

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this is my bf's brothers gf. gah she is so pretty and so nice!

*punch*
well we know which brother won that contest

yeah for real

aaaaaaamen

wutever im cute enough. and my bf has never dated a white person. just like asians and an indian or something

<img src="http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/8249/march20th358zt4.jpg">

that girl is bu tee full

I wonder what created that dent in her forehead?

<img src="http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/8249/march20th358zt4.jpg">
haha that pic broke the spell. talk about bad lighting!

yea that magically gave her a dent in her forehead .

you guys are fucking dickheads i swear to god

i think you should post one more pic lauren as a tie breaker. i can't imagine how this person could not look great though judging from the first

the xylophone reflection has blurred my vision

google Valhalla

haha that pic broke the spell. talk about bad lighting!
Bit cross-eyed maybe, but still good.

I wonder what created that dent in her forehead?

belt buckle

belt buckle

FTW ^ :D

can we make this 4 pages plz

I support this effort.

now that it's four, let's make it five!

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http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u35/toes21_photos/creepy.gif

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u35/toes21_photos/pedo.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u35/toes21_photos/bardy.gif

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can we talk about health problems for the next 5 posts

can we talk about health problems for the next 5 posts

Do you consider "avoidant personality disorder" a health problem?
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my toenail hurts

ok... how many health problems does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I dont know how many

I'm sick. :(

answer:

one gay cowboy!

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1778795/2/istockphoto_1778795_light_bulb.jpg

that face gah. it's spellbinding. such symmetry, such proportions

okay now lets talk about boobies!!!



and I will leave you guys to do the talking cause boobies are boring to me and im going to sleep.

sleep? it's not even 10.

u some old lady or what

female breasts are boring to everyone.

srsly

female breasts are boring to everyone.

male breasts, on the other hand

female breasts are boring to everyone.


whaaaaaaaaaaat

Yes...man teets are where it's at.

Why have breasts in popular culture changed from the 80s? If you watch 80s horror movies you see nothing but perky and/or banana under swing boobies while in the movies of today you see mostly the round mellonesque type tits. Granted a good number of newer boobies are implants but even the naturals seems to be more round in shape. Is this due to more bra usage or some sort of genetic mutation? Inquiring minds want to know.

women are like a vase- play with those titties.

its clearly because there is a higher demand for round boobies. its not like the people who show their boobs in movies are just randomly selected from the streets. theyre picked for their boobs. dont you know anything about boobs/movies/bananas?

In my lifetime I've only run into a few 80s type boobs though. In general the population seems to have more rounded boobs. Was it just selective casting due to the tastes of the day?

In my lifetime I've only run into a few 80s type boobs though. In general the population seems to have more rounded boobs. Was it just selective casting due to the tastes of the day?

thats my thinking yes.

i saw some stupid horror movie on scifi one tiem and there was this really hot girl with *huge* boobs bouncing around in her bra and panties but she got killed and i changed the channel.

she got killed and i changed the channel.

Excellent move.

well i didn't think tits of that size were going to be on anymore, they were special big.

there is no relationship more precious than that between a man and a sweet pair of tits.

hey waltermcphilp what is your avatar from? looks familiar.

http://www.threepanelsoul.com/comics/022.gif

<img src="http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/6023/december272006040lx0.jpg">
she has such a soft face! ya know what i mean

reminds me of my ex. :(

someone get athat dick a razor for fucks sake

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she has such a soft face! ya know what i mean
why is she dating harry behemoth

That girl that Lauren is jealous of reminds me of Rose McGowan, but only in the picture that's in Mike's avatar.

he's a nice guy.

ugh i am jealous but i dunno.. i think that other girl i posted a picture of is even prettier. that might be because i've hung out with her a lot more but ya know.

How old is this girl? In the pic with the hairy dude she looks about 14.

man she is just too cute

man i want a cute girl to lick

ugh i am jealous but i dunno.. i think that other girl i posted a picture of is even prettier. that might be because i've hung out with her a lot more but ya know.
We need a refresher pic to decide for you.

<img src="http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1471/img4170zd0.jpg">

EHHHN. You lose.

Agreed.

plus - http://media.putfile.com/haha-89-82

lol ive watched this video a bunch now. i think its funny haha

hey can i ask a question? I posted a pic of me and my best friend and some guy I barely know in the pic thread but only after a long time of thinking. I was wondering if my bud would like it if I posted his pic on netphoria so you could make fun of his beaver teeth like I do. How would Cutiepants feel really if she found out you were posting her pics on this site and the guys were behaving like wild cavemen about it? Especially since nimrod just made her his avatar.

Cuero, Texas 'Chupacabras' Was Mangy Coyote

she might think i was a weirdo but she wouldnt be offended or pissed off or anything like that. fer sure. she's 23 i think. maybe 24

How the fuck is this thread 4 pages?

christ warsaw

How the fuck is this thread 4 pages?

WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT IT AND FIND OUT YOU DICKHEAD YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO READ IT

EHHHN. You lose.
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christ warsaw

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lauren always thinks plain girls are pretty.

marry:
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6635/march20th342dh6.jpg

fuck:
http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1471/img4170zd0.jpg

kill:
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9859/19632602as8.jpg

im already dead. i said that in another thread.

lauren looks like an ugly yoko ono

ohburn

gimme a chance to not make that weird face.

i do not look like yoko ono!

hahaha

i remember back when mike would say weird creepazoid things to me and when i started showing him some hate he decided i was ugly. but im not that ugly lol

but like before that he didnt think i was ugly. ya know. boys r weird.

You're reacting to the mirror, right?

well that is how he operates. i mean he's really nasty to bardy now.

nuh uh

what the fuck is this piece of shit thread that it got this far

i remember back when mike would say weird creepazoid things to me and when i started showing him some hate he decided i was ugly. but im not that ugly lol
i was nice to you because you're geo's friend and i <3 geo. i never skeezed on you. anyway once you started dating alex you became a megabitch. or maybe always were and i just never noticed

inj any event it doesn't change the fact that you've always looked like the high priest of mama coca

nah thats completely different n u know it. i remember one time alex and i posted of pic of me making some gay face on a mirror and u were all like 'if you two makeout i will pay for the production cost' or something real lame. dont even say u said creepy shit cause im friends with geo. old perverted ass.

you're old enough to be my father.

nah thats completely different n u know it. i remember one time alex and i posted of pic of me making some gay face on a mirror and u were all like 'if you two makeout i will pay for the production cost' or something real lame. dont even say u said creepy shit cause im friends with geo. old perverted ass.
you were kissing at the mirror and i made a joke. you're fucking retarded if you think that is someone hitting on you

then again you are the expert at being hit on amirite

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thats it. im going to start drinking 8 cups a day of water. i drink too much hot tea.

no she turned into an obnoxious troll when she dated alex. she must have gotten a boarding school lesson from him.

you were kissing at the mirror and i made a joke. you're fucking retarded if you think that is someone hitting on you
listen nigger. you've said other creepy things. so deal with it like i have.

ah im not obnoxious. you're making that up.

Hey you guys want to hit up some Jenkem? I ate some taco bell earlier and I'm working on something at least as big as an 8 ball....and i mean that literally.

mmmm

I'll take that as a yes.

Huffin on shit
Gimme a hit
Pop a balloon
And trip on it

WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT IT AND FIND OUT YOU DICKHEAD YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO READ IT
I did, that was the point. We now have, what, 6 pages of discussion about some rather ordinary (sorry) looking girl? And now she's Nimrod's avatar? Netphoria totally jumped the shark.

fuck, this thread would be a lot more interesting to me if my work wasn't blocking all the pics in it.

good morning everyone

so I used a new laundry detergent and it smells spectacular

I used to use the Tide Simple Pleasures

<img src="http://walmart.triaddigital.com/uploadedImages/In_Stores_Now/Free_Samples/pg_smp_tidesimple_720X320(2).jpg">

Rose and violet and it is yummy smelling

but they didnt have it so I chose the Vanilla and Lavender. I don't really like vanilla so I was skeptical (but I do like lavender a lot) and when I poured the stuff into the clothes it had that manufactured vanilla smell I don't like... but after the wash that smell was gone! it was all lavender! yummy.

Netphoria totally jumped the shark.

Where have you been?

Sometimes, for no apparent reason, my groins [and by that I mean the area left and right to my ding-dong] hurt. Not much, but bad enough to worry me.
Should I get that checked out? =/

does it happen right after sex? (do you have sex?) do you see a pattern of when it happens developing?

Sometimes, for no apparent reason, my groins [and by that I mean the area left and right to my ding-dong] hurt. Not much, but bad enough to worry me.
Should I get that checked out? =/


Sounds like gas pains / constipation.

edit: er, did i take that too seriously? was that a joke harking back to page 1 of this thread?

oh, you're right. maybe.

MY OFFICE IS ALL PACKED UP!!!

woooooo!

nobody better ask me for any papers cause I don't feel like digging through these boxes!!

does anyone else here have a fascination with office supply stores? I went to office max this morning to get the banker boxes to move my office and apartment with (they have handles and are small enough so that I can't overpack them and not lift them :( ) and I seriously get side tracked for like 30 min just looking at random crap there. I want all of it! But I never buy it.

Fantastic!!!!!

HOLY CHRISTING FUCK!

whats going on in this thread?

whats going on in this thread?
lots of people want to fuck your ex's bf's brother's gf

whats going on in this thread?
listen nigger. you've said other creepy things. so deal with it like i have.
<lolphin>

man who clicks on a thread called discount VCRs at walmart and how did it get to be 18 pages

does it happen right after sex? (do you have sex?) do you see a pattern of when it happens developing?

Sounds like gas pains / constipation.

edit: er, did i take that too seriously? was that a joke harking back to page 1 of this thread?

No, I'm super serial. I sometimes have it after sex, but not always [right now, with my last coitus lying back about one hour, I don't feel anything].
Could it be some kind of hernia?

There is no pattern I'm aware of, and I almost never have problems with my metabolism.

lauren looks like an ugly yoko ono


there are other kinds of yoko ono?

haha

all scales are relative so if someone as awful looking as yoko ono is the average laruen would still fall on the UGLY side.

eat a cheeseburger biatch!

does anyone else here have a fascination with office supply stores? I went to office max this morning to get the banker boxes to move my office and apartment with (they have handles and are small enough so that I can't overpack them and not lift them :( ) and I seriously get side tracked for like 30 min just looking at random crap there. I want all of it! But I never buy it.

Yes! We order out of a Boise catalog at work and I am always looking through that thing. I just want to organize the shit out of everything, as long as it means I can order stuff from there that I can use at work but do not have to pay for.

i seriously don't think that girl posted by yo soy is in any way hot. since this board is just a platform to show off for most of you, i will post a few pics of girls i'm friends with:

http://www.simp.de/dari/galerie/fordeurope/01.jpg

http://supermodels.nl/ModelPics/lucagadjus/09.jpg


http://b6.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00539/62/09/539419026_l.jpg

and another one:

hooray for germany

but did you get head?

oh i like the girl sitting at the table :]

oh i like the girl sitting at the table :]

me too, she was the only one out of the three that was actually in reach. but i fucked up...she's gorgeous :( sadly she moved away from germany to L.A....so that was that, i guess.

the first one looks like a dude. a dude with dirt on his face at that. second one is too freaky. i like the third one. the thumbnail one i think might have saucernipples.. i think so.

I lost 4lb overnight the day I posted this thread. retaining water is a funny thing

I lost 4lb overnight the day I posted this thread. retaining water is a funny thing

for real real or for play play?

i
http://b6.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00539/62/09/539419026_l.jpg


ok this chick looks awfully familiar. does she live/work in san diego?

for real real or for play play?


are you asking if I was serious??? I was being seroius

and nimrod he said she lived in LA

mike was trying to pretend he didnt see that.

was he trying to imply a girl like that would be friends with him

i'm trying to say she looks really familiar and to a guy in germany all of southern california could be LA

was he trying to imply a girl like that would be friends with him
ding ding ding

if she was my friend i wouldn't say she looks "familiar" i would say "hey that's my friend" you dumb twats

she probably lives in a nicer part of california.

She looks like a girl in my class.

Who I am not friends with.

ok this chick looks awfully familiar. does she live/work in san diego?

as i said she originally moved to LA. i thought she's still there, but that's not too far away. i haven't talked to her in about a year... so it depends what she was doing there.

i'm trying to say she looks really familiar and to a guy in germany all of southern california could be LA

fair enough, but that "guy from germany" has been to california a few times.
and to yo soy, as far as i know she lives in beverly hills

Yeah I just bumped this fuckin' thread, so what?