they call you to tell you they have chlamydia meaning you have chlamydia.

what a great day.

HAHAHA


seriously?

oh, fuck.

yea awesome right?

they can't test men for hpv unless you have the strain that causes warts so you also most likely have that.

they can't test men for hpv unless you have the strain that causes warts so you also most likely have that.


good god

FUCK that sucks so bad man

so whats the plan? are you gunna use a shovel to kill her or just your bare hands?

you should have heard the phone call hahaha.

:noway:

describe the phone call.

good god

its ok. the blessing is that there is no way to know if you have it so it really doesn't affect you that much unless you are spreading it like wildfire and causing cervical cancer. also chlamydia allows you to be on anti-biotics. we all should be so lucky.

You probably gave it to her... so she should be mad at you.

so whats the plan? are you gunna use a shovel to kill her or just your bare hands?

im gonna beat her to death with my infected dick.

im actually happy i havent had any nasty symptoms. the worst part is i have to make some phone calls to other girls :erm: im not good at this shit.

You probably gave it to her... so she should be mad at you.


i dont know where i would have gotten it if i gave it to her. i dated for her well over a year, so that would mean ive had chlamydia for like 2 and a half years or something. fuck.

im not good at this shit.

well then you should probably brush up on your explaining unfortunate std's skills. it isn't easy to master but there is a certain mix of assuredness and sympathy that goes a long way.

stop acting like you get laid, man

post a pic I want to see how attractive you are

who are you talking to here bardy?

i think blissedandgone posted pics in his underwear once

http://www.cdc.gov/std/Chlamydia/treatment.gif

Chlamydia can be easily treated and cured with antibiotics. A single dose of azithromycin or a week of doxycycline (twice daily) are the most commonly used treatments



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bfd.

this is a summary of the phone call between me and my ex:

*ring*

"hello?"
"hi, can we talk. i have something serious to tell you"
"yea yea of course. Are you alright? whats up?"
"i have chlamydia."
"what?"
"which means you have chlamydia"
"what?"
"the doctors just called me today"
"whaaaat?"
"yea."
"shiiiiit."
"yea."
"fuck. howd that happen?"
"i dont know, thats why i'm calling"
"whats it gonna do to me?"
*IMs me with link to facts about chlamydia website"
me: "oh shit."
"yea."
"wait but that means ive had it for a long time"
"yea, well same for me."
"well theres nothing gross coming out of there thank god."
"ha. anyways, i havent been with anyone else, so i knew i got it from you. have you been with other people?"
"no......" think to myself *ah fuck. fuck fuck fuck.*
"ok well thanks for talking"
"you dont need to thank me. thanks for letting me know"
"you dont need to thank me."
*click *

i think blissedandgone posted pics in his underwear once


did i?

you really dont need to thank her

post pics of your clap-ridden ex

post pics of your clap-ridden ex

thats gonorrhea not chlamydia

thats gonorrhea not chlamydia
one's a shot, the other's a pill

either way, post a pic of stinkycunt

you really dont need to thank her

*click*

NSFW









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looks like a sore throat. say AHHHH!!!!!

looks like a new planet is being born :)

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i don't even know

i dont like it.

show me some new ones if you will

if she gave it to you she owes you some no strings sex

"ha. anyways, i havent been with anyone else, so i knew i got it from you. have you been with other people?"
"no......" think to myself *ah fuck. fuck fuck fuck.*


snapped?

just be glad it's so easy to treat.

it wasn't before antibiotics.

be glad this isn't the time before antibiotics. they had to "flush" your, uhm, area a lot and it wasn't guaranteed either.

sounds refreshing

some people stick sticks up their urethras for sexual gratification

i wouldnt worry about it. it'll be gone after some antibiotics. think if she had aids or something.

some people stick sticks up their urethras for sexual gratification

Just reading this made me feel physically uncomfortable

its sort of like that torture where they place extremely thin pieces of glass in the victims urethra while aroused. then when the victim loses the erection the glass shatters. fairly effective.

or vice versa, when you put barbed wire on a flacid penis and then it becomes erect and the wire tightens!

I call your bluff, post some sort of evidence

its sort of like that torture where they place extremely thin pieces of glass in the victims urethra while aroused. then when the victim loses the erection the glass shatters. fairly effective.

:hurl: :hurl: :hurl: :hurl: :hurl: :hurl: :hurl: :hurl:

Isn't that cute, the little faces all throw up together

synchronized vomit

you dont need to thank me

im glad its not more serious. its depressing though. ya know?

My exes usually become friends with other ex- or even current girlfriends. I'm so glad this hasn't happened in this relationship so far.

Clap In Your Pants Say Yeah!

:(

you shouldve just used variations of the word what through the entire conversation

the conversation shifted to her wanting to get back together actually. which completely confused me and has plagued my day.

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the conversation shifted to her wanting to get back together actually. which completely confused me and has plagued my day.
wow... that sucks.

the conversation shifted to her wanting to get back together actually. which completely confused me and has plagued my day.

id say only if she buys the antibiotics.

do you ever think... maybe YOU have aids.

Wait, she says you gave it to her first and you thank her? awesome.

Wait, she says you gave it to her first and you thank her? awesome.

its more likely i gave it to her. she just called because i was the last person she slept with, capiche?

its sort of like that torture where they place extremely thin pieces of glass in the victims urethra while aroused. then when the victim loses the erection the glass shatters. fairly effective.

that sounds amazing. I would have to keep my erection forever. the ultimate challenge.

im gonna beat her to death with my infected dick.

im actually happy i havent had any nasty symptoms. the worst part is i have to make some phone calls to other girls :erm: im not good at this shit.


:rofl:

they call you to tell you they have chlamydia meaning you have chlamydia.

what a great day.

Lying to you to scare you. Heard it before.

Didn't the exact same thing happen to Tucker Max, where some girl lied to him about having an STD just so he'd have to go get tested for it?

Lying to you to scare you. Heard it before.


This is a good point. She thinks you've never been with anyone else. Did you cheat on her? Maybe she's found out.

bitches always be trippin' on the whopper, ya dig?

fuck! i never thought of that. shes not that malicious though. i mean she was crying on the phone. at the same time it doesnt really add up. fuck. thats an even more depressing an idea.

and no i didnt cheat on her.

What about condoms?

aint no pussy good enough to get burnt while im up in it

why not?

she was just a great girl.

What about condoms?

condoms suck.

thats an even more depressing an idea.

A more depressing idea? Imagine several micro-organisms gnawing away at your penis. I image it as something like this...


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lol

what totally sucks is realizing that you logged in on her computer months ago and never logged out... and then you find out she's been reading this.

:dammit:

oh my

if she got it from you, who did you get it from?

what totally sucks is realizing that you logged in on her computer months ago and never logged out... and then you find out she's been reading this.

:dammit:


HAHAHA