ok so i had my fingers in a vagina last night
and i washed them
and then today at school i noticed that my fingers STILL smelled like vag fluids
is that possible!? i don't understand how that could happen.

why do you keep sniffing your fingers then?

the girl must have a horrible disease. i would discontinue immediately.

are you sure it's a girl?

I think some people's skin naturally smells like vag.

you sure it was a vagina...?

why do you keep sniffing your fingers then?
i only sniffed them once

you sure it was a vagina...?
well there was a hole and it was moist

i read somewhere that lemon juice gets rid of onion and fish odors while cooking... and tomato juice works on skunk.

you could just bathe in a bloody mary and call it a day.

EWWW!!!
You've only washed them once since then?
It's probably not the vagina, it's probably the yuck on your fingers...

well there was a hole and it was moist

i could think of another hole in close proximity that could theoretically be moist... :D

yeah you've got me kind of freaking out now

seriously though, how well did you wash your hands? did to wash for at least a minute? did you clean under your nails? how many times did you wash your hands? did she eat a fuckload of garlic (i'm assuming you took her out for dinner or something if you were knuckle-deep in her poon)...

~♥vaginal_fluids♥~

she might have eaten garlic
she said she ate mashed potatoes at dinner
and naw
i get knuckle deep in that shit without paying

this happened to me once. the vagina you were in most likely just got off its period. the smell goes away if you bath in tomato juice.

Post period vag has a very dissuading odor.

If you were finger fucking some girl, it's likely to happen. I wouldn't freak out about it. There's no need to take a tomoato juice bath...especially if it was just your fingers that were inside her.

thats happened to me on several occasions. what a disturbing smell when youre not in the middle of sex.

I saw a short bang bros clip where some guy throws up because of that.

if the smell is still there after three days then you have contracted AIDS. dont mess around redbull this is serious shit. post pics of the girl so i can make a full diagnosis.

she has huge tits and is a redhead thats all you need to know

WTF I didn't know you were 12, redbull.

SEVENTEEN NOT TWELVE DAMNIT

This thread is unclean.

she has huge tits and is a redhead thats all you need to know
hmm sounds like she's probably immune to the virus. i'll have to smell your fingers to be sure. where do you live?

Dude, you would smell his fingers? Gross.

im a doctor, it's what i do.

is she your age? or does she have an older worn out vag?

Congrats Redbull!

im a doctor, it's what i do.

Wow, touche' :cheers:

is she your age? or does she have an older worn out vag?
she is my age

do your fingers smell..... now?

I said before that I resent being associated with most of the teenage population before. Redbull threads and the recent inclusion of "Christine" (if she is indeed real) have only bolstered that belief.

being a teenager is the best, whatsamatta you?

i resent being associated with bonnie

I resent teenagers having the notion of resenting being associated with each other. Precocious teenagers suck just as much as the immature ones.

seriously

I'm still a teenager, and I feel like I'm missing out on the 'best years of my life'. This doesn't get better, does it?

is she your age? or does she have an older worn out vag?

does she have vagine like sleeve of wizard?

~♥vaginal_fluids♥~
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I said before that I resent being associated with most of the teenage population before. Redbull threads and the recent inclusion of "Christine" (if she is indeed real) have only bolstered that belief.

dont worry, it doesnt get any better. soon you will feel dissociated from most of thehuman race.

ok so i had my fingers in a vagina last night
and i washed them
and then today at school i noticed that my fingers STILL smelled like vag fluids
is that possible!? i don't understand how that could happen.
this is why i use gloves

oven mittens will do.

aw i think redbull is pregnant

I have to worry about the insurance company finding out that I smoke, and redbull's worrying about his fucking fingers smelling like fish

I resent teenagers having the notion of resenting being associated with each other. Precocious teenagers suck just as much as the immature ones.
that's a hopeless generalisation.

also it's not like most people here aren't teenagers + 5

bump

i read this whole thread not realizing it was old.

how are your fingers smelling, redbull?

put them up your butt and see what smell persists after washing them again

little redbull has come a long way

i read this whole thread not realizing it was old.



haha, me too.

me three!

It's like when you watch a re-run of a show that you're not sure if you've seen it before but by the end you go, "Oh, yeah, I remember this episode."

I just bumped it because we need more threads about vaginas.

Yeah you really needed to post that response. Thanks for that.

moral of the story: vaginas smell and taste awful but you gotta do what you gotta do.

hahaha, oh man

ok so i had my fingers in a vagina last night
and i washed them
and then today at school i noticed that my fingers STILL smelled like vag fluids
is that possible!? i don't understand how that could happen.

I've never noticed a distinct smell of vag fluids after I've fingered a girl. And I've had my fingers absolutely drenched in that stuff.

maybe your upper lip smells rank and you're used to it

I've never noticed a distinct smell of vag fluids after I've fingered a girl. And I've had my fingers absolutely drenched in that stuff.

What a wordsmith.

Why didnt anyone mention finger condoms?

because they're called finger cots

Bathe the clunge in a vat of Dettol before you start dabbling with your digits.

I have to worry about the insurance company finding out that I smoke, and redbull's worrying about his fucking fingers smelling like fish

wait, what? why do you have to worry about this?

oh, this thread is old

because they're called finger cots

that does not answer the question

good ol redbull, checkin the transmission !

You know if she is hot, you don't really think about it or make it an issue. I'm taking big tits and red hair to mean 5'3, 150.

we broke up like 4 months ago

and she was morel ike 5'3 175

you like 'em with a little meat on the bones, eh? nothing wrong with that.

truthfully, I only dated her because I have a fetish for redheads with bushes.

so you could tell she had a bush before you dated her?

intuituion

I tried this for myself and it didn't work

can you be more specific?

my bf told me he thought I was going to have a bush when he first met me. what the hell? apparently it had something to do with me being a mining engineer. which is somewhat understandable but the bigger question is.. who really gives a fuck? do guys try to judge that with they first meet girls?

i had a few bears, but i'm cool to drive

i had a few bears, but i'm cool to drive

too many bears

my bf told me he thought I was going to have a bush when he first met me. what the hell? apparently it had something to do with me being a mining engineer. which is somewhat understandable but the bigger question is.. who really gives a fuck? do guys try to judge that with they first meet girls?are you saying you don't have one?

dammit you beat me!!!! more specifically are you saying you dont have any?

do guys try to judge that with they first meet girls?

yeah, i actually wonder this about most women.

I've never noticed a distinct smell of vag fluids after I've fingered a girl. And I've had my fingers absolutely drenched in that stuff.

are you hard of smelling?

no, im guessing he hasn't many experiences to go on

i had a few beers last night, but i was cool to drive