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redbull
10-17-2007, 11:18 PM
ok so i had my fingers in a vagina last night
and i washed them
and then today at school i noticed that my fingers STILL smelled like vag fluids
is that possible!? i don't understand how that could happen.

jenn
10-17-2007, 11:21 PM
why do you keep sniffing your fingers then?

Debaser
10-17-2007, 11:22 PM
the girl must have a horrible disease. i would discontinue immediately.

stephanie says
10-17-2007, 11:22 PM
are you sure it's a girl?

Mablak
10-17-2007, 11:23 PM
I think some people's skin naturally smells like vag.

jenn
10-17-2007, 11:23 PM
you sure it was a vagina...?

redbull
10-17-2007, 11:23 PM
why do you keep sniffing your fingers then?
i only sniffed them once

redbull
10-17-2007, 11:24 PM
you sure it was a vagina...?
well there was a hole and it was moist

jenn
10-17-2007, 11:24 PM
i read somewhere that lemon juice gets rid of onion and fish odors while cooking... and tomato juice works on skunk.

you could just bathe in a bloody mary and call it a day.

~♥Christine♥~
10-17-2007, 11:24 PM
EWWW!!!
You've only washed them once since then?
It's probably not the vagina, it's probably the yuck on your fingers...

jenn
10-17-2007, 11:25 PM
well there was a hole and it was moist

i could think of another hole in close proximity that could theoretically be moist... :D

redbull
10-17-2007, 11:25 PM
yeah you've got me kind of freaking out now

jenn
10-17-2007, 11:26 PM
seriously though, how well did you wash your hands? did to wash for at least a minute? did you clean under your nails? how many times did you wash your hands? did she eat a fuckload of garlic (i'm assuming you took her out for dinner or something if you were knuckle-deep in her poon)...

Mo
10-17-2007, 11:27 PM
~♥vaginal_fluids♥~

redbull
10-17-2007, 11:35 PM
she might have eaten garlic
she said she ate mashed potatoes at dinner
and naw
i get knuckle deep in that shit without paying

monkeyfritters
10-17-2007, 11:50 PM
this happened to me once. the vagina you were in most likely just got off its period. the smell goes away if you bath in tomato juice.

jenga66
10-17-2007, 11:54 PM
Post period vag has a very dissuading odor.

If you were finger fucking some girl, it's likely to happen. I wouldn't freak out about it. There's no need to take a tomoato juice bath...especially if it was just your fingers that were inside her.

BlissedandGone2
10-17-2007, 11:55 PM
thats happened to me on several occasions. what a disturbing smell when youre not in the middle of sex.

jenga66
10-17-2007, 11:57 PM
I saw a short bang bros clip where some guy throws up because of that.

monkeyfritters
10-17-2007, 11:58 PM
if the smell is still there after three days then you have contracted AIDS. dont mess around redbull this is serious shit. post pics of the girl so i can make a full diagnosis.

redbull
10-18-2007, 12:00 AM
she has huge tits and is a redhead thats all you need to know

sickbadthing
10-18-2007, 12:02 AM
WTF I didn't know you were 12, redbull.

redbull
10-18-2007, 12:04 AM
SEVENTEEN NOT TWELVE DAMNIT

duovamp
10-18-2007, 12:06 AM
This thread is unclean.

monkeyfritters
10-18-2007, 12:08 AM
she has huge tits and is a redhead thats all you need to know
hmm sounds like she's probably immune to the virus. i'll have to smell your fingers to be sure. where do you live?

jenga66
10-18-2007, 12:15 AM
Dude, you would smell his fingers? Gross.

monkeyfritters
10-18-2007, 12:16 AM
im a doctor, it's what i do.

BlissedandGone2
10-18-2007, 12:16 AM
is she your age? or does she have an older worn out vag?

talk show host
10-18-2007, 12:19 AM
Congrats Redbull!

jenga66
10-18-2007, 12:19 AM
im a doctor, it's what i do.

Wow, touche' :cheers:

redbull
10-18-2007, 12:27 AM
is she your age? or does she have an older worn out vag?
she is my age

BlissedandGone2
10-18-2007, 12:28 AM
do your fingers smell..... now?

ohnoitsbonnie
10-18-2007, 12:30 AM
I said before that I resent being associated with most of the teenage population before. Redbull threads and the recent inclusion of "Christine" (if she is indeed real) have only bolstered that belief.

BlissedandGone2
10-18-2007, 12:33 AM
being a teenager is the best, whatsamatta you?

redbull
10-18-2007, 12:38 AM
i resent being associated with bonnie

avian chaos
10-18-2007, 02:03 AM
I resent teenagers having the notion of resenting being associated with each other. Precocious teenagers suck just as much as the immature ones.

Shapan
10-18-2007, 02:10 AM
seriously

Mo
10-18-2007, 02:11 AM
I'm still a teenager, and I feel like I'm missing out on the 'best years of my life'. This doesn't get better, does it?

Debaser
10-18-2007, 02:41 AM
is she your age? or does she have an older worn out vag?

does she have vagine like sleeve of wizard?

smashingjj
10-18-2007, 06:20 AM
~♥vaginal_fluids♥~
.

BumbleBeeMouth
10-18-2007, 08:27 AM
I said before that I resent being associated with most of the teenage population before. Redbull threads and the recent inclusion of "Christine" (if she is indeed real) have only bolstered that belief.

dont worry, it doesnt get any better. soon you will feel dissociated from most of thehuman race.

myosis
10-18-2007, 10:11 AM
ok so i had my fingers in a vagina last night
and i washed them
and then today at school i noticed that my fingers STILL smelled like vag fluids
is that possible!? i don't understand how that could happen.
this is why i use gloves

myosis
10-18-2007, 10:12 AM
oven mittens will do.

Rockin' Cherub
10-18-2007, 11:07 AM
aw i think redbull is pregnant

Pretzel Logic
10-18-2007, 11:11 AM
I have to worry about the insurance company finding out that I smoke, and redbull's worrying about his fucking fingers smelling like fish

Rockin' Cherub
10-18-2007, 11:18 AM
I resent teenagers having the notion of resenting being associated with each other. Precocious teenagers suck just as much as the immature ones.
that's a hopeless generalisation.

also it's not like most people here aren't teenagers + 5

Trotskilicious
04-24-2008, 04:48 AM
bump

Eulogy
04-24-2008, 09:37 AM
i read this whole thread not realizing it was old.

how are your fingers smelling, redbull?

KnowingSheWould
04-24-2008, 10:02 AM
put them up your butt and see what smell persists after washing them again

cocksure
04-24-2008, 10:26 AM
little redbull has come a long way

Caine Walker
04-24-2008, 10:39 AM
i read this whole thread not realizing it was old.



haha, me too.

noyen
04-24-2008, 11:00 AM
me three!

Trotskilicious
04-24-2008, 11:23 AM
It's like when you watch a re-run of a show that you're not sure if you've seen it before but by the end you go, "Oh, yeah, I remember this episode."

Trotskilicious
04-24-2008, 12:18 PM
I just bumped it because we need more threads about vaginas.

Trotskilicious
04-24-2008, 12:20 PM
Yeah you really needed to post that response. Thanks for that.

avsfan7733
04-24-2008, 12:32 PM
moral of the story: vaginas smell and taste awful but you gotta do what you gotta do.

Gish08
04-24-2008, 12:34 PM
hahaha, oh man

Banana
04-24-2008, 01:47 PM
ok so i had my fingers in a vagina last night
and i washed them
and then today at school i noticed that my fingers STILL smelled like vag fluids
is that possible!? i don't understand how that could happen.

I've never noticed a distinct smell of vag fluids after I've fingered a girl. And I've had my fingers absolutely drenched in that stuff.

KnowingSheWould
04-24-2008, 01:52 PM
maybe your upper lip smells rank and you're used to it

Skylarq
04-24-2008, 07:43 PM
I've never noticed a distinct smell of vag fluids after I've fingered a girl. And I've had my fingers absolutely drenched in that stuff.

What a wordsmith.

Sarcastic Smile
04-24-2008, 07:57 PM
Why didnt anyone mention finger condoms?

ammy
04-24-2008, 08:17 PM
because they're called finger cots

The Jesus
04-24-2008, 08:31 PM
Bathe the clunge in a vat of Dettol before you start dabbling with your digits.

Travis Meeks
04-24-2008, 08:53 PM
I have to worry about the insurance company finding out that I smoke, and redbull's worrying about his fucking fingers smelling like fish

wait, what? why do you have to worry about this?

Travis Meeks
04-24-2008, 08:54 PM
oh, this thread is old

Sarcastic Smile
04-24-2008, 08:56 PM
because they're called finger cots

that does not answer the question

Fattening Ass
04-24-2008, 10:04 PM
good ol redbull, checkin the transmission !

silverfrick
04-24-2008, 11:01 PM
You know if she is hot, you don't really think about it or make it an issue. I'm taking big tits and red hair to mean 5'3, 150.

redbull
04-24-2008, 11:20 PM
we broke up like 4 months ago

redbull
04-24-2008, 11:21 PM
and she was morel ike 5'3 175

neopryn
04-24-2008, 11:26 PM
you like 'em with a little meat on the bones, eh? nothing wrong with that.

redbull
04-24-2008, 11:28 PM
truthfully, I only dated her because I have a fetish for redheads with bushes.

neopryn
04-24-2008, 11:29 PM
so you could tell she had a bush before you dated her?

redbull
04-24-2008, 11:30 PM
intuituion

ohnoitsbonnie
04-24-2008, 11:58 PM
I tried this for myself and it didn't work

neopryn
04-24-2008, 11:59 PM
can you be more specific?

bardy
04-24-2008, 11:59 PM
my bf told me he thought I was going to have a bush when he first met me. what the hell? apparently it had something to do with me being a mining engineer. which is somewhat understandable but the bigger question is.. who really gives a fuck? do guys try to judge that with they first meet girls?

ohnoitsbonnie
04-24-2008, 11:59 PM
i had a few bears, but i'm cool to drive

cork_soaker
04-25-2008, 12:01 AM
i had a few bears, but i'm cool to drive

too many bears

neopryn
04-25-2008, 12:09 AM
my bf told me he thought I was going to have a bush when he first met me. what the hell? apparently it had something to do with me being a mining engineer. which is somewhat understandable but the bigger question is.. who really gives a fuck? do guys try to judge that with they first meet girls?are you saying you don't have one?

Sarcastic Smile
04-25-2008, 12:15 AM
dammit you beat me!!!! more specifically are you saying you dont have any?

redbull
04-25-2008, 09:17 PM
do guys try to judge that with they first meet girls?

yeah, i actually wonder this about most women.

avsfan7733
04-26-2008, 07:23 PM
I've never noticed a distinct smell of vag fluids after I've fingered a girl. And I've had my fingers absolutely drenched in that stuff.

are you hard of smelling?

Sarcastic Smile
04-26-2008, 09:19 PM
no, im guessing he hasn't many experiences to go on

neopryn
04-27-2008, 09:43 PM
i had a few beers last night, but i was cool to drive

Bread Regal
06-22-2015, 07:07 PM
you ever figure this out, redbull

hnibos
06-22-2015, 07:21 PM
teenagers dont like bathing right

ohnoitsbonnie
06-22-2015, 07:21 PM
dont worry, it doesnt get any better. soon you will feel dissociated from most of thehuman race.

Ommmgg so true

hnibos
06-22-2015, 07:23 PM
I chatted with alex the other day. it was nice

ohnoitsbonnie
06-22-2015, 07:25 PM
He was always such a cutie (mostly in personality)

vixnix
06-22-2015, 07:25 PM
This thread officially meets with the vixnix stamp of disapproval

redbull
06-22-2015, 07:26 PM
you ever figure this out, redbull

8 years later i still find vaginas to be confusing

scottytheoneand
06-22-2015, 08:26 PM
This thread officially meets with the vixnix stamp of disapproval

trigger warning!

http://media.giphy.com/media/fa2rpYqIbu6pq/giphy.gif

Trotskilicious
06-22-2015, 08:58 PM
remember how good looking sarcastic smile was

hnibos
06-22-2015, 09:00 PM
And how creepy banana was about it

scottytheoneand
06-22-2015, 09:07 PM
i sometimes have a nightmare that I'm on the boards and can't log off or look away and the only boarders in here are banana, nimrod, c wilson and TOC

ilikeplanets
06-22-2015, 09:48 PM
this question is hilarious. really, guy?

Shallowed
06-22-2015, 11:43 PM
fingerbutt

Mo
06-23-2015, 06:29 AM
Stop bumping all these old threads, it makes me all nostalgic and whatnot

teh b0lly!!1
06-23-2015, 06:40 AM
I'm still a teenager, and I feel like I'm missing out on the 'best years of my life'. This doesn't get better, does it?

i would like to know how you feel about this eight years later mo

Mo
06-23-2015, 07:38 AM
i would like to know how you feel about this eight years later mo

It hasn't gotten any better, truth be told

Mo
06-23-2015, 07:39 AM
But at least I'm not a teenager anymore

Cool As Ice Cream
06-23-2015, 07:42 AM
why do you feel you're missing out?
or do you now feel you have missed out, and that it's all over for you?

FoolofaTook
06-23-2015, 07:53 AM
i liked barden. he would post cool pictures from south africa. his gf was cute too.

also he looked pretty senescent in a sleeveless t

yo soy el mejor
06-23-2015, 09:22 AM
you ever figure this out, redbull
i thought he had in 2008.

Sonic Johnny
06-23-2015, 09:25 AM
i liked barden. he would post cool pictures from south africa. his gf was cute too.

also he looked pretty senescent in a sleeveless t

He was also a total meathead surfer bro

yo soy el mejor
06-23-2015, 09:27 AM
u wot mate?

FoolofaTook
06-23-2015, 09:44 AM
he was entertaining. what did nimrod ban him for? did they have a bro-spat?