View Full Version : avi's new music video. oh god.


yo soy el mejor
10-16-2007, 11:53 PM
this is the worst one ever. i was expecting something different for this song than what i watched. she just used it as an excuse to dress up in ridiculous outfits. im not trying to say she doesnt look sexy in some of them but she looks terrible in that top hat and bright red lipstick.

anyway.

sit back.
relax.
and enjoy.





















HOT!
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pale_princess
10-16-2007, 11:55 PM
such a good song though

yo soy el mejor
10-16-2007, 11:57 PM
yeah i love the song :[ sucks about the video though

it should have been just her and deryck hanging out being all frisky

RopeyLopey
10-16-2007, 11:59 PM
so have you already put that pink shit on your hair too, ******?

yo soy el mejor
10-17-2007, 12:01 AM
no. i actually like my natural hair color. i just wish it had more of a style. but i dont do anything to help the situation so i cant complain

yo soy el mejor
10-17-2007, 12:02 AM
i was sad when i found out she actually has pretty short hair and just wears extensions. c'est la vie

Trotskilicious
10-17-2007, 12:07 AM
*c'est lavigne

yo soy el mejor
10-17-2007, 12:10 AM
good one!

strange_one
10-17-2007, 12:39 AM
<font color=33FFFF> you willz neva be xtina avril</font>

East Rocket
10-17-2007, 12:41 AM
Hey ******, have you and Geo ever been to an Avril concert?

Back in April or May of '04 she made an appearance at Vista Ridge in Lewisville.

yo soy el mejor
10-17-2007, 12:59 AM
no :cry:

i just wanna know when she is coming next. her new album came out in april so wtf

pale_princess
10-17-2007, 01:28 AM
<font color=33FFFF> you willz neva be xtina avril</font>
good. that means avril will never be a caterwauling over-singing skank.

Mablak
10-17-2007, 01:35 AM
I'm also pretty appalled by avril abandoning her artistic integrity. She used to stand for something, really trying to get a message across in her videos, you know? It's like she became all superficial all of a sudden.

Professor Fox
10-17-2007, 02:18 AM
Avril Lavigne is the worst goddamn thing cancer. Ever since Britney left the music scene to pursue a career in insanity, RCA has made Avril Lavigne fill her shoes by putting her to work much like prostitute or Martin Lawrence.

Avril has absolutely no integrity and the proof is in this video I made:

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Professor Fox
10-17-2007, 02:21 AM
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/more/muchmscndard2.jpg
...Like a used-up prom date.

Ghetto_Squirrel
10-17-2007, 02:25 AM
I thought you 'found' it.

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=146881

Professor Fox
10-17-2007, 02:54 AM
I thought you 'found' it.

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=146881

I founded it, that's correct.

duovamp
10-17-2007, 02:55 AM
LEAVE AVRIL ALONE!

mistle
10-17-2007, 04:14 AM
why in the world was that not the second single

sans anatomy
10-17-2007, 04:21 AM
http://b1.adbrite.com/iads/45444.gif

BumbleBeeMouth
10-17-2007, 06:32 AM
And..... mute.

there.

she looks like marilyn manson in that top hat thing

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/m/Manson,_Marilyn/sq_hat_stripes_press_int.jpg

AnnMarie727
10-17-2007, 06:47 AM
I love Avirl. she's awesome. she's adorable and her voice is great and a beautiufl girl
i really like her a lot and i dont think she rambles she just is finding whats good for her

BumbleBeeMouth
10-17-2007, 06:56 AM
mayday.

The Pashing Smumpkin
10-17-2007, 08:13 AM
Avril Lavigne is the worst goddamn thing cancer. Ever since Britney left the music scene to pursue a career in insanity, RCA has made Avril Lavigne fill her shoes by putting her to work much like prostitute or Martin Lawrence.

Avril has absolutely no integrity and the proof is in this video I made:

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Oh my jesus fuck, who cares if that cankerous whore is punk or not?!?
Fox, that video you made is awesome, what movie was that clip of the dude from?

P.S. her new song is (unfortunately) pretty damn good.

MrPantyFAce
10-17-2007, 08:53 AM
yeah i love the song :[ sucks about the video though

it should have been just her and deryck hanging out being all frisky


yeah that seems like a better idea... i think his band would be worried about fall out from him working with her though, as there are those people who think avril sux while sum rox

Trotskilicious
10-17-2007, 09:39 AM
http://b1.adbrite.com/iads/45444.gif

he'll probably get extremely wasted and start crying

yo soy el mejor
10-17-2007, 10:20 AM
why in the world was that not the second single
because girlfriend was so poppy and "bratty" they had to balance it out wiht something sweet. ya know! \o/

give me a hug, asger

mistle
10-17-2007, 11:59 AM
i can't, ******, you're on another continent

mistle
10-17-2007, 12:09 PM
:|

i mean *hug*

Nimrod's Son
10-17-2007, 01:03 PM
good. that means avril will never be a caterwauling over-singing skank.
dont you speak that way about my pooptart

Sam Vimes
10-17-2007, 05:03 PM
Avril's commandments

DEAL WITH IT
Selling 24 million albums hasn't really affected me, but it has changed things. I can't walk into a room full of people any more without everybody turning their heads, and I can only eat in certain restaurants where I know I won't get hassled. But that's OK. I was born to do this, and so I've learned how to cope.

DEVELOP AN IMAGE
Someone like Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has a pretty voice, but with me you get a much stronger image. I'm tough, I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way. It's good if you're not easily ignored. And I'm not.

DON'T GET MAD, GET EVEN
I was 17 when my first album (Let Go, 2002) came out, and all of a sudden I had to spend my days doing interviews. Listen, when you are 17 you don't know how to hold a conversation with an adult, and you pretty much don’t want to. But I learned to channel that annoyance into my music.

PARTY HARD. BUT NOT TOO HARD
When I go to a party, I am the party! I'm the girl doing shots, jumping on tables, screaming and getting wasted. Am I advocating drugs? No! When I say get wasted, that doesn't mean go crazy. Drink in moderation. Be responsible, yeah?

PRACTISE GOOD KARMA.
I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened (in New Orleans, August 2005) I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, "take it to Katrina!" I also like to give stuff to people who are my "workers", especially if they don't make much money.

BE GRATEFUL.
It's important to be thankful, even if you're poor. I mean, come on, we all have clean water — well, ok, not people in the developing world. It's important to remember where we came from and just how lucky we are to be here.

ADVOCATE SPIRITUALITY.
I'm not particularly religious, but I am spiritual. What kind? Feng shui, mostly, and energy. I'm good at picking up people's energy, like I'm receptive or something.

FINDING MR RIGHT.
I got married last year (to Deryck Whibley of Sum 41) simply because I was lucky enough to find the right guy. Did I tame him (Whibley once confessed to a fondness for mushrooms and ecstasy)? Hey, we were both party animals once, so we've tamed each other.

EXTEND YOURSELF.
I want to get into movies next, a lead role in a super cool indie flick. I've been looking at scripts for the past two years now and most of them have been shit, but I know I could be real good at it. I have an agent now, and everything.

LOVE YOURSELF.
People love me and people hate me, but I'm comfortable in my own skin and that's what counts. And anyway, if you do hate me, you're the loser, not me.

Professor Fox
10-18-2007, 03:50 AM
Professor Fox's commandments:

Stop listening to Avril Lavigne.

yo soy el mejor
10-18-2007, 11:24 AM
:|

i mean *hug*
ah that's more like it *hug*

spring
10-18-2007, 11:32 AM
my god, she sounds so obnoxious in every fucking interview. someone needs to leak photos from her 'country phase' some more. ugh.

Professor Fox
10-18-2007, 01:56 PM
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Professor Fox
10-18-2007, 02:01 PM
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yo soy el mejor
10-18-2007, 06:59 PM
my god, she sounds so obnoxious in every fucking interview. someone needs to leak photos from her 'country phase' some more. ugh.
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:D

DeviousJ
10-18-2007, 07:08 PM
When I go to a party, I am the party! I'm the girl doing shots, jumping on tables, screaming and getting wasted. Am I advocating drugs? No! When I say get wasted, that doesn't mean go crazy. Drink in moderation. Be responsible, yeah?

Oh man I am SO FUCKING WASTED

By which I mean I am enjoying alcohol responsibly! No more for me barkeep, perhaps a bottle of Perrier and a twist of lemon to reawaken my faculties. I do fear this excellent Merlot has gone to my head somewhat

Professor Fox
10-18-2007, 09:11 PM
http://creativelyevil.com/images/Gaz/Gaz_lock_in.jpg

this is exactly what Avril Lavigne is.

Mayfuck
10-18-2007, 11:40 PM
can we mute professor fox?

Professor Fox
10-19-2007, 12:54 AM
http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/3393/823786562591299/220/z/436803/gse_multipart64198.jpg
http://www.antiavrillavigne.blogger.com.br/Avril%20Detonada.jpg
http://www.punknaoheisso.blogger.com.br/avril_lavigne1.jpg

Professor Fox
10-19-2007, 12:57 AM
can we mute professor fox?
You are free to not enjoy my excellent commentary.

theFoulLasagna
10-19-2007, 12:33 PM
sorry, i don't see how she is any different from the other "pop queens" out there. she is just selling an image. nice voice, though....and hot....but a poser nonetheless.

M.Night
10-19-2007, 12:50 PM
why are we talking about this kid?

exactlythesame
10-20-2007, 09:04 PM
This quote pretty much shows what a horrible person Avril is.

. . . when the hurricane thing happened . . .

avian chaos
10-21-2007, 04:01 PM
Song is like the poor man's "Ain't No Other Man" by XTINA.

The problem with videos like this is the stupid hand gestures and bad lip synching just winds up making it look like every 10 year old standing in front of their mirror with a hairbrush in their hand. I feel embarassed watching the video... Not for myself, of course.

Professor Fox
10-21-2007, 05:13 PM
http://img39.picoodle.com/img/img39/9/8/26/f_avrill44m_331c8a0.jpg

mistle
10-21-2007, 06:24 PM
Song is like the poor man's "Ain't No Other Man" by XTINA.

The problem with videos like this is the stupid hand gestures and bad lip synching just winds up making it look like every 10 year old standing in front of their mirror with a hairbrush in their hand. I feel embarassed watching the video... Not for myself, of course.

watch a smashing pumpkins video. the 10 year old with the hairbrush is what music videos are all about

mistle
10-21-2007, 06:45 PM
that's beautiful actually. you can see it the way she moves and hear it in her voice. so touched by her own beauty that it touches you

Professor Fox
10-22-2007, 02:00 AM
Phil Collins could kick her ass.

yo soy el mejor
10-24-2007, 02:26 PM
that's beautiful actually. you can see it the way she moves and hear it in her voice. so touched by her own beauty that it touches you
lol

Professor Fox
10-24-2007, 03:32 PM
that's beautiful actually. you can see it the way she moves and hear it in her voice. so touched by her own beauty that it touches you

Avril is nothing more than a common dickrag. How do people walk into a record store and say "I'd like to buy the new Avril Lavigne CD please" without feeling completely humiliated?