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DeviousJ
02-18-2003, 12:33 PM
http://www.netphoria.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14938&perpage=35&pagenumber=1

hehe, I remember this - but why does it cut off at page 5? And why no HTML?!

Samsa
02-18-2003, 03:06 PM
:noway:

Affect
02-18-2003, 03:11 PM
Write a haiku about me.

Samsa
02-18-2003, 03:14 PM
you're stoopit. ok?
stoopit, soooo stoopit. ok?
you a STOOPIT HEAD

jczeroman
02-18-2003, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by Affect
Write a haiku about me.

Affect will say "fuck"
He will scream at your kids
Affect is clear rain

wangcomputers
02-18-2003, 03:21 PM
remember the Limerick thread?

that was better.

Samsa
02-18-2003, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by wangcomputers
rememeber the Limerick thread?

that was better.

definitely

Affect
02-18-2003, 03:23 PM
Write a limerick about me!

Samsa
02-18-2003, 03:24 PM
there once was a stoopit named doopit
he had a very big foopit
he lopped and he bopped
he mopped and he fopped
until he had a kid he named goopit

jczeroman
02-18-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Affect
Write a limerick about me!

Affect has been earning a rap
bu tthat's just a part of his trap
he pisses people off
while some only scoff
But I find him funny as crap

Affect
02-18-2003, 03:36 PM
Thanks!

Smiley33
02-18-2003, 03:45 PM
There once was a monkey with fleas
who was tired of climbing trees
one day he did try
to climb up a guy
and no more was the monkey with fleas.


Copyright 1990 :(

DeviousJ
02-18-2003, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by Samsa
you're stoopit. ok?
stoopit, soooo stoopit. ok?
you a STOOPIT HEAD

Hey, there was more than 1 flamewar in that thread. That's what makes it so fun!

bonsor
02-18-2003, 04:58 PM
I like how about half a page of haikus are about my penis.

sawdust restaurants
02-18-2003, 05:05 PM
The haiku thread is one of my greatest Netphorian triumphs.

miss world
02-18-2003, 09:19 PM
oh jesus fuck! i posted in that thread under my first name. baaad newbie.

beef curtains
02-18-2003, 09:24 PM
i once wrote a limerick about a person w/ a 3 headed penis on their forehead
:o

wounded
02-18-2003, 09:57 PM
dirty limericks are better. I of course am not witty enough to have written these selections however. but i enjoy reading them

There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away

I know of a horny boy Matt
Who played with a vampire bat
With his dick in his hand
His voice did command
"Try sucking the blood out of that!"

The Duchess when pouring the tea,
Asked "Do you fart when you pee?"
I replied with some wit,
"Do you belch when you shit?"
And I think that was one up to me