wtf. this hurts me.
but i'm watching it.

hey guys lets all go fuck each other

wtf. this hurts me.
but i'm watching it.


you're scaring me.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/30/theater/Blonde1650.jpg

i am too. it's like a train wreck.

http://magazine.continental.com/images/2007_may/idea-makers/laura-bell-bundy.jpg

Ah yes, Laura Bell. I went to dance class with her. She's a couple years older than me. We didn't have regular classes together but we were in the same studio so there was some overlap-age.

I totally don't remember her but I was pretty little.

you have a beautiful daughter to show everything that is right with world, but you watch this to see everything that is wrong with the world.

she's asleep. she will not be exposed to this terror

you're the best mom ever.

when she's older and you tell her about this it will be the greatest day of your life.

it'll be a scarier conversation than explaining sex.

with all these musicals being as popular as they are with the young people - it shows that the world will soon be run by the homosexuals.

ihaman for president.

it'll be a scarier conversation than explaining sex.

my parents never told me about sex. i learned from cinemax. i grew up thinking men and women came at the same time - all the time.

while listening to shitty music.

so you can imagine the horror when megan wallaby took my virginity while riding me like a bronco - and in 2 minutes i was finished and she started yelling, ' wtf is wrong with you?' i was like, 'huh.' i was thinking, ' it never happens like this on cinemax.'

needless to say i never saw her again.