So I'm sitting on my porch smoking a cigarette and watching the neighbor kid mack on some Colombian chicas across the street. It's pretty hilarious as he is like 8 and is dropping the F Bomb every other word. He has set his sites high as they are probably 10-11. It is pretty clear that he has just learned how to cuss and is trying to figure out how to properly utilize it. He has a cute dog and he's working it for all it's worth. I'm hoping that either his dad or the girls' dad comes out and hears this potty language and drops the hammer on them.

Life in suberbia is funny.

fuck off

Just because your crazy ex is causing you problems doesn't mean you gotta take it out on me buddy.

motherfucker, what the fuck? i'm gonna sick my little motherfucking dog on your motherfucking ass!

Saucy.

I tried.

boring..

Thanks for chiming in champ.

monte got a new date idea from this thread actually

monte got a new date idea from this thread actually

now i know how to pimp the ho's :erm:

now i know how to pimp the ho's :erm:
don't call 11 yr old girls "ho's"

don't call 11 yr old girls "ho's"

Than what do you want me to call you?

Than what do you want me to call you?
daddy.