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sawdust restaurants
08-13-2002, 12:10 AM
DeviousJ

Photoshop master
and a king of teh funneh.
I want his baby.

Samsa

My dearest Soozie,
I wish I had been able
to teach minor scales.

******

Hey you! Jesus boy!
I still haven't heard any
clips of your rock band.

FuzzyLogic
08-13-2002, 12:12 AM
samsa wamsa doo
me my moo hoo, waterloo!
samsa chicky poo

Ihaman
08-13-2002, 12:13 AM
THESE DONT FUCKING RHYME YOU TWATS!

FuzzyLogic
08-13-2002, 12:14 AM
mike the netpho man
gets all the girlies he can
oh sexy mike man

FuzzyLogic
08-13-2002, 12:16 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
THESE DONT FUCKING RHYME YOU TWATS!</font>

mine do!!

ihaman yells eek!
girlie samsa freaks
literature geek

Ihaman
08-13-2002, 12:17 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by FuzzyLogic:
mine do!!

ihaman yells eek!
girlie samsa freaks
literature geek</font>

YAY!

Dead Frequency
08-13-2002, 12:18 AM
<font color=red>why</font><font color=yellow> are</font><font color=cort> you</font> <font color=violet>so</font> <font color=yellow>neat?</font>
<font color=nigger>arg</font>-<font color=fastactionguy>bouncing</font>-<font color=champagne>sign</font>-<font color=butt>i</font>-<font color=cody>love</font>-<font color=wedgie>you.</font>
<font color=chartreuse>whizknee,</font> <font color=fuschia>fags,</font> <font color=beige>we're</font> <font color=bomb>fun.</font>


<font color=maroon><3

<font color=black size=1>

[This message has been edited by Dead Frequency (edited 08-13-2002).]

KrazeePumpkin
08-13-2002, 12:19 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
THESE DONT FUCKING RHYME YOU TWATS!</font>

Yeah they do.

Irrelevant
08-13-2002, 12:20 AM
warsaw, yesterdays
posts like decaying compost
i want to hit them violently and repeatedly with a shovel

FuzzyLogic
08-13-2002, 12:24 AM
irrelevant, ooh
moderate us, yes you do!
fair, not, we <3 you!

Random Female
08-13-2002, 12:29 AM
to me:

You silly female
Quit your job to save the life
that grows within you

too tire d for more

kypper
08-13-2002, 12:35 AM
Woax, Woax, Woax, Nigger
Nigger please, Woax Woax, Woax Woax
Ninjaturtle whore.

[This message has been edited by kypper (edited 08-13-2002).]

So very sad about me
08-13-2002, 12:37 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Random Female:
to me:

You silly female
Quit your job to save the life
that grows within you

too tire d for more</font>

The aussie dude knocked you up???

Undone
08-13-2002, 12:39 AM
<font color="CC33CC">******

Greasy hippy hair
My teenage little brother
Paedophilia

Melancholia

You have much knowledge
on innards and leeching friends.
Go hump your hunny.

Sawdust Restaurants

College will screw you
And someday Rhonda will too
On a dish washer.

Irrelevant
08-13-2002, 12:43 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
Spawn the new hate group
Bitch about everything now
Renew anti-jew.</font>

kypper, pedophile
pedo pedophile kypper
kypper the pedo

Undone
08-13-2002, 12:45 AM
<font color="CC33CC">Oblivious

Hicks stare at my boobs;
I drop kick their testicles.
No tips for Holly.

FuzzyLogic
08-13-2002, 12:45 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">Sawdust Restaurants

College will screw you
And someday Rhonda will too
On a dish washer.

</font>

kypper
08-13-2002, 12:45 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Irrelevant:
kypper, pedophile
pedo pedophile kypper
kypper the pedo</font>

ya beat me to it, bitch. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif I was gonna add or do a different one cause I didn't like the way it stood alone.

So scrawny and glazed
Found in a dumpster post-Zwan
Pissed off Houdini

melancholia
08-13-2002, 12:46 AM
Undone

Rhonda shares pictures
Of b0lly naked and hot
Flooding my inbox

Meow
Meow makes me laugh
Cause she hates ****** a lot
But she likes her cat

kypper
08-13-2002, 12:48 AM
Feefer is damned cute
But the owner is insane
Took Desi for Jean

bonsor
08-13-2002, 12:49 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by sawdust restaurants:
******

Hey you! Jesus boy!
I still haven't heard any
clips of your rock band.</font>

I'm sorry to say
Stratus was never real
It was all a charade

Undone

You're like a sister
That is probably why we
Don't ever have sex

meow

Why am I so dumb?
Forethought is foreign concept
A fucking cretin

Magic the Gathering
My Dear Chris Buttlove
Let me toss your salad
Sucky five dolla

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 12:49 AM
kypper likes the kids
he dreams of little blonde girls
kypper youre sick

FuzzyLogic
08-13-2002, 12:50 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
Feefer is damned cute
But the owner is insane
Took Desi for Jean</font>

feefer is desi's?
not james is cool's? so sad
that's sad, that's sad, meow

Oblivious
08-13-2002, 12:50 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
Oblivious

Hicks stare at my boobs;
I drop kick their testicles.
No tips for Holly.[/B]</font>

bonsor
08-13-2002, 12:53 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
kypper likes the kids
he dreams of little blonde girls
kypper youre sick</font>

Holy shit you're hot
You don't even need to put
A bag on your head



[This message has been edited by ****** (edited 08-13-2002).]

kypper
08-13-2002, 12:53 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
kypper likes the kids
he dreams of little blonde girls
kypper youre sick</font>

http://smiley33.20m.com/images/kypfinger.jpg
That's one thing that doesn't amuse me whatsoever. I have two nephews I love very much (NOT IN THAT WAY), and that is just a fucking... sick thing to say.

kypper
08-13-2002, 12:54 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by FuzzyLogic:
feefer is desi's?
not james is cool's? so sad
that's sad, that's sad, meow</font>

Feefer is meow's cat
Meow took my loving partner...
for Jean's big orgy

melancholia
08-13-2002, 12:55 AM
john is seventeen
tries very hard to be mean
he uses big words

bonsor
08-13-2002, 12:56 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Irrelevant:
kypper, pedophile
pedo pedophile kypper
kypper the pedo</font>

Ryan, Indie fag
Harry Potter look-alike
Stop picking on me!

kypper
08-13-2002, 12:56 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
Holy shit you're hot
You don't even need to put
A bag on your head

</font>

Her pictures don't match
Boobs alter full cup sizes!
Push-Bra, I wonder?

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 12:57 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
http://smiley33.20m.com/images/kypfinger.jpg
That's one thing that doesn't amuse me whatsoever. I have two nephews I love very much (NOT IN THAT WAY), and that is just a fucking... sick thing to say. </font>


kypper whines alot
bitch moan bitch moan bitch moan bitch
it's all in fun

kypper
08-13-2002, 12:59 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:

kypper whines alot
bitch moan bitch moan bitch moan bitch
it's all in fun</font>

Ran out of ideas
Bitch moan repeated at will
Try again, homegrown.

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 12:59 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
Her pictures don't match
Boobs alter full cup sizes!
Push-Bra, I wonder?</font>

go to hell kypper
everybody uses one
its not that special

bonsor
08-13-2002, 01:01 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
Her pictures don't match
Boobs alter full cup sizes!
Push-Bra, I wonder?</font>

Like I give a crap
The boobies I saw were nice
Drew liked them as well

kypper
08-13-2002, 01:01 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
go to hell kypper
everybody uses one
its not that special</font>

Hit a nerve, did I?
Bitch moan bitch moan, boo hoo hoo
All in good fun, now.

Undone
08-13-2002, 01:01 AM
<font color="CC33CC">So Very Sad About Me

Our ghetto booties--
They bind us to sisterhood.
Shannon makes me wet.

FuzzyLogic
08-13-2002, 01:03 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
go to hell kypper
everybody uses one
its not that special</font>

don't know about that
so i made a poll, soon, soon
we'll know if that's true

kypper
08-13-2002, 01:03 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
Like I give a crap
The boobies I saw were nice
Drew liked them as well</font>


But you like em young
Picture you with young groupies
Fucking for VD.

bonsor
08-13-2002, 01:03 AM
scouse_dave

he loves the kiddies
they magnify the size of
his miniscule prick

kypper
08-13-2002, 01:05 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by FuzzyLogic:
don't know about that
so i made a poll, soon, soon
we'll know if that's true</font>

Talk to Lie sometime
She is known for her girl polls
With bloody results

sawdust restaurants
08-13-2002, 01:07 AM
Jesus fucking Christ.
Only you guys could change this
thread to a flame war.

kypper
08-13-2002, 01:07 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
scouse_dave

he loves the kiddies
they magnify the size of
his miniscule prick</font>

The brits sure are strange
They think before they react
At least he gets laid

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 01:07 AM
****** has long hair
like Gish style Billy C.
It looks neat, yo.

tear stained glass
08-13-2002, 01:08 AM
Glenn
Is not a virgin
He lives in Australia
Irks his coworkers

******
Smart, apathetic
Has very strong convictions
Stop hating Kim, bitch

Cat
Oh so very neat
Amusing, charming, groovy
We need to hang out

Edit: I can't count to five (Perhaps this is why I'm not so good at playing guitar. I mean, if I can't count to five, why should I think I can count to four?)

[This message has been edited by tear stained glass (edited 08-13-2002).]

kypper
08-13-2002, 01:08 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by sawdust restaurants:
Jesus fucking Christ.
Only you guys could change this
thread to a flame war.</font>

But it's a challenge
No offence intended here
Just fun to try it

I apologize
To bed with my weary head
To dream of Desi

sawdust restaurants
08-13-2002, 01:10 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by tear stained glass:Smart but apathetic</font>

Oh no no, oh my.
Somebody apparently
cannot count to five. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

bonsor
08-13-2002, 01:11 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
At least he gets laid</font>

By a girl who talks
about feces constantly
Oh wait. Nevermind.

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 01:12 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
But it's a challenge
No offence intended here
Just fun to try it
</font>

bonsor
08-13-2002, 01:13 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by sawdust restaurants:
Oh no no, oh my.
Somebody apparently
cannot count to five. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif
</font>

Remember when you
were only fourteen? give him
a fucking break, man

kypper
08-13-2002, 01:15 AM
Back for just a few
Deranged cat is in my room
Avoiding a scratch

sawdust restaurants
08-13-2002, 01:16 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
Remember when you
were only fourteen? give him
a fucking break, man</font>

Calm thee down, my friend;
The yellow smilie means that
I said it in jest.

tear stained glass
08-13-2002, 01:17 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by sawdust restaurants:
Oh no no, oh my.
Somebody apparently
cannot count to five. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif</font>Thanks for saying this
I'll go hang myself now, 'k?
Bye Netphoria!

So very sad about me
08-13-2002, 01:19 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
scouse_dave

he loves the kiddies
they magnify the size of
his miniscule prick</font>

******

For someone who posts
pictures of their cock online
Judge, lest ye be judged

<font color = black>

He has a nice big cock you asshole!

melancholia
08-13-2002, 01:22 AM
pepe dot jpg
******s cock was shown to be
rather thin to me

tear stained glass
08-13-2002, 01:22 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
Remember when you
were only fourteen? give him
a fucking break, man</font>Thank you, John ******
You rock the shack very hard
I like your hair, man

kypper
08-13-2002, 01:24 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
pepe dot jpg
******s cock was shown to be
rather thin to me</font>

Thickness is what counts
Massive length hits the cervix
Shake that tree, young man

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 01:24 AM
Wait a minute, is it 575, or 574? I've been doing 574

melancholia
08-13-2002, 01:24 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
pepe dot jpg
******s cock was shown to be
rather thin to me</font>

not to worry though
he still is a growing boy
it can get thicker

kypper
08-13-2002, 01:26 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
Wait a minute, is it 575, or 574? I've been doing 574</font>

5-7-5 it is
nobody noticed your err
Kind of messed up, that

[This message has been edited by kypper (edited 08-13-2002).]

So very sad about me
08-13-2002, 01:26 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
pepe dot jpg
******s cock was shown to be
rather thin to me</font>

Even with a fist
It was at best pathetic.
Doomed to wank alone

So very sad about me
08-13-2002, 01:28 AM
Undone

If your ass was a
chinese restaurant, i'd have
the poo poo platter!

melancholia
08-13-2002, 01:28 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
Wait a minute, is it 575, or 574? I've been doing 574</font>

indeed 5,7,5
no one cares when you mess up
cause you have nice tits

<font color= "black">

[This message has been edited by melancholia (edited 08-13-2002).]

kypper
08-13-2002, 01:31 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
indeed 5,7,7
no one cares when you mess up
cause you have nice tits</font>


Netphorian tits http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif
Apathetic without em
are these callous males

Undone
08-13-2002, 01:31 AM
<font color="CC33CC">Eat your words, girlies.
******'s dong ain't teeny since
he has such big hands.

Samsa
08-13-2002, 01:31 AM
these are really bad haikus. not even haikus. more like 17-syllable sentences split up in random places.

melancholia
08-13-2002, 01:33 AM
^

the girls here as well
never really beg for cock
cause all y'all are small

kypper
08-13-2002, 01:33 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:
these are really bad haikus. not even haikus. more like 17-syllable sentences split up in random places.</font>


Babble away, Suze.
Arrogance is your key trait
We're having fun, wench.

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 01:35 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:
these are really bad haikus. not even haikus. more like 17-syllable sentences split up in random places.</font>

One more positive comment from Samsa. Thanks!!! We really do care.

kypper
08-13-2002, 01:36 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
^

the girls here as well
never really beg for cock
cause all y'all are small</font>

Why post our fat hogs?
Gals show their tits anyway
You will never know.

melancholia
08-13-2002, 01:36 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">Eat your words, girlies.
******'s dong ain't teeny since
he has such big hands.

</font>

compared to his fly
thin his penis i found still
even with small hands

bonsor
08-13-2002, 01:36 AM
You all think I'm small?
It appears tiny because
I have hefty hands

melancholia
08-13-2002, 01:37 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
Why post our fat hogs?
Gals show their tits anyway
You will never know.</font>

i still want to see
who the biggest man here is
housecall i can make

kypper
08-13-2002, 01:38 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
One more positive comment from Samsa. Thanks!!! We really do care.</font>


Have to expect it
She's got a stick up her ass
A splintered sphincter

Undone
08-13-2002, 01:38 AM
<font color="CC33CC">Oh, former Strati--
When I give you my back dawg,
Don't repeat my poem.

Samsa
08-13-2002, 01:38 AM
i've seen this thread done well before, funny, interesting haikus HAVE been created by you people, but not this time around

anywyas

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?lastnode_id=486320&node_id=14416

oh, and one more thing: fuck you

Samsa
08-13-2002, 01:39 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:

Have to expect it
She's got a stick up her ass
A splintered sphincter</font>

no, i'm just commenting, like every fucking body else on netphoria. these haikus are LAME and not funny. excuse me for having an opinion.

melancholia
08-13-2002, 01:40 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
You all think I'm small?
It appears tiny because
I have hefty hands</font>

Use a ruler to
Prove your size to all of us
Make way for pepe

kypper
08-13-2002, 01:40 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
i still want to see
who the biggest man here is
housecall i can make</font>

Post that, I shall not
Regardless of penis size
I, good as married.

melancholia
08-13-2002, 01:41 AM
****** may i say
the guy i'm fucking is way
bigger than you are

Undone
08-13-2002, 01:41 AM
<font color="CC33CC">Challenging the boys,
Jenn R. doesn't realize
she sounds like Yoda. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

kypper
08-13-2002, 01:43 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:
no, i'm just commenting, like every fucking body else on netphoria. these haikus are LAME and not funny. excuse me for having an opinion.</font>

Suze cries late at night
Ageless time concerns her mind
We cry: "Therapy!"

[This message has been edited by kypper (edited 08-13-2002).]

peabody
08-13-2002, 01:43 AM
a haiku flame war. interesting indeed.

melancholia
08-13-2002, 01:44 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">Challenging the boys,
Jenn R. doesn't realize
she sounds like Yoda. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif</font>

Like Yoda I sound
Least I don't sound like Rhonda
The Beach Boys suck ass

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 01:45 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:
no, i'm just commenting, like every fucking body else on netphoria. these haikus are LAME and not funny. excuse me for having an opinion.</font>

don't fret you're excused
really don't care anyways
but I'm glad you do

World's Greatest Escapist
08-13-2002, 01:46 AM
Andrew Pakula

I'm the king of nerds
Just look at my creation
Still unsatisfied

------------------
This body holding me reminds of my own mortality.

http://toolshed.down.net/video/parabola/parabola93.jpg

Embrace this moment. Remember, we are eternal. All this pain is an illusion.

kypper
08-13-2002, 01:47 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
don't fret you're excused
really don't care anyways
but I'm glad you do

</font>

She expects talent
No contributions from her
So we have a shot.

Undone
08-13-2002, 01:49 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
Like Yoda I sound
Least I don't sound like Rhonda
The Beach Boys suck ass</font>

<font color="CC33CC">Hey how 'bout this, ho
Brian Wilson's yo' daddy
And I'll suck yo' ass.

melancholia
08-13-2002, 01:50 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">Hey how 'bout this, ho
Brian Wilson's yo' daddy
And I'll suck yo' ass.</font>

Gee whiz, sounds like fun
Though I'm not the only one
Who wants ass from you.

Undone
08-13-2002, 01:52 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
Gee whiz, sounds like fun
Though I'm not the only one
Who wants ass from you.</font>

<font color="CC33CC">Tell me mo' girlfriend
Bring me some vegan whipped cream
Spread it and spank me!!!

melancholia
08-13-2002, 01:53 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">Tell me mo' girlfriend
Bring me some vegan whipped cream
Spread it and spank me!!!</font>

Babe, Don't make me creme
Saving it for Anthony
Wait until Next week.

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 01:53 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
She expects talent
No contributions from her
So we have a shot.</font>

Hey get back indoors
Whatever you are doing
could put an eye out

Undone
08-13-2002, 01:55 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
Babe, Don't make me creme
Saving it for Anthony
Wait until Next week.</font>

<font color="CC33CC">No playa hatin:
I can lick you up the front
He'll service the back

Samsa
08-13-2002, 01:55 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
She expects talent
No contributions from her
So we have a shot.</font>

see that was a pretty good one. but all the other ones are just like any other stupid fucking sentence except they have line breaks and not many articles

melancholia
08-13-2002, 01:57 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">No playa hatin:
I can lick you up the front
He'll service the back</font>

How about Wednesday
For this Olympic event
Invite your boy toy

Orgy at my house
You bring the chips and dildos
Just like a Party

World's Greatest Escapist
08-13-2002, 01:57 AM
Smiley 33

I'm really kypper
I made up a hot girlfriend
Still no one likes me

Undone
08-13-2002, 01:59 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
How about Wednesday
For this Olympic event
Invite your boy toy

Orgy at my house
You bring the chips and dildos
Just like a Party</font>

<font color="CC33CC">You beat me hard girl.
I'll masturbate fervently
from this thought. Goodnite.

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 01:59 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:
see that was a pretty good one. but all the other ones are just like any other stupid fucking sentence except they have line breaks and not many articles</font>

suze suze she's tripped on the booze
the more she'll bitch, the more she'll lose
but wait what is this?
a postive report?
I guess noones left for a witty retort

Samsa
08-13-2002, 02:00 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
suze suze she's tripped on the booze
the more she'll bitch, the more she'll lose
but wait what is this?
a postive report?
I guess noones left for a witty retort

</font>

huh? i didn't fucking get that. no one's left for a witty retort? the more i bitch the more i lose? i just give up. i give up with you people.

kypper
08-13-2002, 02:00 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
Hey get back indoors
Whatever you are doing
could put an eye out</font>

I had no idea
Can guitar be dangerous?
Broken strings aside...

Practice is an art
To play Tool, Floyd and Buckley,
Stay in your bedroom

Thoughtless
08-13-2002, 02:05 AM
Someone post haiku about me.

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I am so funky.

World's Greatest Escapist
08-13-2002, 02:06 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Thoughtless:
Someone post haiku about me.

</font>

who the fuck are you
i asked who the fuck are you
who the fuck are you

AndySlash
08-13-2002, 02:07 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
5-7-5 it is
nobody noticed your err
Kind of messed up, that</font>


<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
indeed 5,7,5
no one cares when you mess up
cause you have nice tits</font>

Do you two not see
7, two syllables be?
A Prince song too, yo.

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http://andyslash.homestead.com/files/trip.jpg

Tradelist (http://home.talkcity.com/TwentiesCir/andyslash/Tradelist.html)

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 02:08 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Thoughtless:
Someone post haiku about me.

</font>
I wish I was Billy's
I like My Little Pony
What's that, ance?

Thoughtless
08-13-2002, 02:09 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
Originally posted by Thoughtless:
Someone post haiku about me.

</font>
I wish I was Billy's
I like My Little Pony
What's that, ance?




I like My Little Pony?


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I am so funky.

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 02:14 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Thoughtless:

I like My Little Pony?


</font>
I might be thinking of someone else.

Thoughtless
08-13-2002, 02:18 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
Originally posted by Thoughtless:

I like My Little Pony?


</font>
I might be thinking of someone else.

Oh.



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I am so funky.

pastor
08-13-2002, 02:20 AM
A series of haikus about everyone's favorite netphorian...

Samsa

Elias has come
She seeks revenge for the crimes
of the Holocaust

Porous, curved hook nose
nostrils scream with nasal whine
caverns of evil

Spindly fingers tapping at
beaten, helpless keys
she leers at the screen

Samson had his hair
Solomon a wise, fair mind
King David a rock

Samsa has the rant,
turning to jello all minds
who dare to read it

Penance for pogroms
She smites Gent'le throngs with the
roar of King David

I was once a man
filled with hope and faith in man
Suze stole that from me

Teh goggles! They don't
protect me from her poison,
her bludgeoning whine

I sit defeated
Charred by blazing menorahs
in the form of words

I sigh heavily
and I begin to think that
Hitler had it right

Thoughtless
08-13-2002, 02:21 AM
I guess I'll make one.


My name is Thoughtless
I must look like Trent Reznor
People have said that


Heh, I suck at this.

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I am so funky.

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 02:26 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Thoughtless:
I guess I'll make one.


My name is Thoughtless
I must look like Trent Reznor
People have said that


Heh, I suck at this.

</font>

It works.

kypper
08-13-2002, 02:33 AM
I care not for tits
Sadistic humour is wild here
that... that makes me stay.

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 02:42 AM
Mayfuck

We posted your pic
Some liked it, and some didn't
Who the fuck cares?

I Ate My Hamster
08-13-2002, 03:21 AM
Ganymede33

Party in her pants,
do not bother bringing your
party hats, just cum.

Elvis The Fat Years
08-13-2002, 03:29 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
Ganymede33

Party in her pants,
do not bother bringing your
party hats, just cum.</font>

that brought a tear to my eye.

Ed
08-13-2002, 03:37 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Thoughtless:
I guess I'll make one.


My name is Thoughtless
I must look like Trent Reznor
People have said that


Heh, I suck at this.

</font>

Thats because you are only thirteen years old.

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Amazing Disgrace
08-13-2002, 03:39 AM
hot'n'stinky (czarina):

you're hot 'n' stinky
and you are downright kinky
play with my twinkie


samsa:

i want your sweet love
your posts me give big goosebumps
can i kiss you please?


kimmy (avian chaos):

recess says hello
he's pulling hijinks now
look out! here's a pie!


jason (warsaw):

dang! the gnomes are back!
one of them stole my penis
the other my balls!


nickk:

we are the anti-cavemen
here to save netphoria
faggy rock forever!


NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HAIKU!



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scotty's dad: scotty, we need to talk.
scotty: so talk!
scotty's dad: i don't know what to say.

AIM: ButlerRincha

Thoughtless
08-13-2002, 03:47 AM
Oh, I hate me too
and everything about me too
I wish I was dead


I guess that one's a little better.

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I am so funky.

Ed
08-13-2002, 03:54 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Thoughtless:
Oh, I hate me too
and everything about me too
I wish I was dead


I guess that one's a little better.

</font>
You are very angry for a thirteen years old.



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Thoughtless
08-13-2002, 03:55 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ed:

You are very angry for a thirteen years old.

</font>

Or just very depressed.

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I am so funky.

[This message has been edited by Thoughtless (edited 08-13-2002).]

scouse_dave
08-13-2002, 07:30 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
scouse_dave

he loves the kiddies
they magnify the size of
his miniscule prick</font>

Shame! Alas, it's true
John doesn't get the haiku
Suze is right for once?

sawdust restaurants
08-13-2002, 11:07 AM
Suze, please let it go
We know these haiku suck ass
But we're having fun

And can you really
Fault someone for just wanting
To enjoy themself?

pale_princess
08-13-2002, 11:16 AM
make one about me someone!

World's Greatest Escapist
08-13-2002, 11:17 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:
make one about me someone!</font>

I'll stroke your ego
But I'm insincere, sorry
Thanks for the plus one

melancholia
08-13-2002, 11:30 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ed:

You are very angry for a thirteen years old.
</font>

Leave the kid alone
He's fun to talk to on AIM
Maybe you should try

kypper
08-13-2002, 11:57 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
Leave the kid alone
He's fun to talk to on AIM
Maybe you should try</font>

Did he show his dong?
These teenagers are so easy.
Oops, I mean't angsty.

kypper
08-13-2002, 12:00 PM
Smiley33

You're lovely and kind,
I adore your rapier wit,
But stop with the shit.

I have to say it:
Fecal matter is no joke...
just a load of crap.

<font color=black>

[This message has been edited by kypper (edited 08-13-2002).]

melancholia
08-13-2002, 12:04 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
Did he show his dong?
These teenagers are so easy.
Oops, I mean't angsty. </font>

Did not show his dong
Not like he could anyway
For that's illegal

undivinemartyr
08-13-2002, 12:05 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by So very sad about me:
Undone

If your ass was a
chinese restaurant, i'd have
the poo poo platter! </font>

B TO THA H TO THA MOTHERFUCKING G.

kypper
08-13-2002, 12:06 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
Did not show his dong
Not like he could anyway
For that's illegal</font>

Illegal it is!
But you've seen the webcam gals...
Internet porn lives.

melancholia
08-13-2002, 12:13 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
Illegal it is!
But you've seen the webcam gals...
Internet porn lives.</font>

Seems like you would know
Preteens just may turn you on
We all have problems

<3

kypper
08-13-2002, 12:21 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
Seems like you would know
Preteens just may turn you on
We all have problems

<3</font>


Fuck you right up there.
With a loose and floppy cunt,
You're one to comment.

melancholia
08-13-2002, 12:25 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:

Fuck you right up there.
With a loose and floppy cunt,
You're one to comment.</font>

You should lighten up
It was only a small joke
Cause I put a heart

And for the record
My vagina is not loose
Rather, tight and nice

Smiley33
08-13-2002, 02:35 PM
On Netphoria
I had come to read a thread
should have stayed in bed.

my feces humour
your webcam girl paedo jokes
are they different?

<3

Smiley33
08-13-2002, 02:47 PM
i should show my tits
shit jokes would be forgotten
nipples save the day

my dearest kypper
commend me on wit before
talking about dick

i am joking now
don't fret about sarcasm
(relative humour)

oh this thread, these words
and poor kypper with mad cats
i should take off now.


must prepare for my
shitty dentist appointment
someone please kill me.


haiku form is gone
but samsa, this is a thread
nobody will care

melancholia
08-13-2002, 02:51 PM
^
What a good haiku
Everything you said is true
Enjoy the dentist

Amazing Disgrace
08-13-2002, 02:54 PM
hot'n'stinky part ii:

in saskatchawan
there is a magic legend
of hot'n'stinky

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scotty's dad: scotty, we need to talk.
scotty: so talk!
scotty's dad: i don't know what to say.

AIM: ButlerRincha

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 03:07 PM
noone in particular

piss and moan all day
nobody likes you at all
take a Midol, bitch

melancholia
08-13-2002, 03:14 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
noone in particular

piss and moan all day
nobody likes you at all
take a Midol, bitch

</font>

Who the fuck are you?
You appeared and showed your tits
Act like its been years

You're just a newbie
You don't get flamed cause your tits
Are really quite nice

<font color="black">

[This message has been edited by melancholia (edited 08-13-2002).]

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 03:19 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
Who the fuck are you?
You appeared and showed your tits
Act like its been years

You're just a newbie
You don't get flamed cause your tits
Are really quite nice

<font color="black">

[This message has been edited by melancholia (edited 08-13-2002).]</font>


A curious thing
Is why women are labeled sluts
Because girls hate them



[This message has been edited by Ganymede33 (edited 08-13-2002).]

Smiley33
08-13-2002, 03:23 PM
to no one in particular

get off your high horse
i'd have titled my poem
if it were for you

my own tit comments
are directed toward certain boys
you haven't a dick.

<3

World's Greatest Escapist
08-13-2002, 03:23 PM
I was The Patient
And then I was Vacancy
Now I have this name

Smiley33
08-13-2002, 03:25 PM
it's all in good fun
until someone strikes a nerve
then shit hits the fan.

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 03:26 PM
Boop Boop boo boop boop
Boo boo boop boop boop! That's it:
Theme to Funky Town!

World's Greatest Escapist
08-13-2002, 03:26 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:
to no one in particular

get off your high horse
i'd have titled my poem
if it were for you

my own tit comments
are directed toward certain boys
you haven't a dick.

<3</font>

was that about me?
i have a feeling it was
my dick is nice though

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 03:30 PM
It really was to
Noone in particular
I just liked the prose

World's Greatest Escapist
08-13-2002, 03:32 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
It really was to
Noone in particular
I just liked the prose</font>

You have been officially caught.

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 03:38 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by World's Greatest Escapist:
You have been officially caught.</font>
No, I thought someone was getting pissed off or something. I don't like arguing.

World's Greatest Escapist
08-13-2002, 03:41 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
No, I thought someone was getting pissed off or something. I don't like arguing.</font>

either that or your smiley33... or kypper

melancholia
08-13-2002, 03:51 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:

A curious thing
Is why women are labeled sluts
Because girls hate them
[This message has been edited by Ganymede33 (edited 08-13-2002).]</font>

Hate is a strong word
I'm just asking who you are
So don't take offense

You seem quite comfy
Bashing some heirarchy
Are you someone else?

World's Greatest Escapist
08-13-2002, 03:53 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by World's Greatest Escapist:
I was The Patient
And then I was Vacancy
Now I have this name</font>

i like this one. i feel it needs to be repeated.

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 03:59 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
Hate is a strong word
I'm just asking who you are
So don't take offense

You seem quite comfy
Bashing some heirarchy
Are you someone else?</font>

i am who i am
I just know the history
behind the boards

World's Greatest Escapist
08-13-2002, 04:01 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
i am who i am
I just know the history
behind the boards</font>

you're an alias
that picture of you is fake
damn, just give it up

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 04:03 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by World's Greatest Escapist:
you're an alias
that picture of you is fake
damn, just give it up</font>

who would i be an alias of mister smarty pants?

World's Greatest Escapist
08-13-2002, 04:04 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
who would i be an alias of mister smarty pants?

</font>

i think smiley33... cuz you fucked up before and i caught you.

Samsa
08-13-2002, 04:06 PM
i can't see how writing half-assed haikus is fun. i mean. it takes no effort at all and hardly any ingenuity. i always thought the whole "fun" of a haiku involved the difficulty and challenge of really trying to SAY something in so short an amount of syllables.

Ganymede33
08-13-2002, 04:06 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by World's Greatest Escapist:
i think smiley33... cuz you fucked up before and i caught you.</font>
First check IPs, then make a judgement, dumbass.

KrazeePumpkin
08-13-2002, 04:10 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by World's Greatest Escapist:
I was The Patient
And then I was Vacancy
Now I have this name</font>

World's Greatest Escapist
08-13-2002, 04:10 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
First check IPs, then make a judgement, dumbass.</font>

(that's something kypper would say that computer faggot)

let's stop to think if that's worth the effort... no it's not, i wouldn't know how to go about doing that anyway

either i'm wrong and it doesn't matter or i'm right and it doesn't matter. i still think you're an alias though...

and as far as the IP thing goes... you could just post as different people from different computers.

World's Greatest Escapist
08-13-2002, 04:12 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:
i can't see how writing half-assed haikus is fun. i mean. it takes no effort at all and hardly any ingenuity. i always thought the whole "fun" of a haiku involved the difficulty and challenge of really trying to SAY something in so short an amount of syllables.</font>

shut up you anal cunt
you are making me hate jews
even though i'm half

try to relax no
or cut and paste some more
make yourself look smart

Samsa
08-13-2002, 04:19 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by World's Greatest Escapist:
shut up you anal cunt
you are making me hate jews
even though i'm half

try to relax no
or cut and paste some more
make yourself look smart</font>

see. that's what i'm talking about. just put it in sentence form!

World's Greatest Escapist
08-13-2002, 04:21 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:
see. that's what i'm talking about. just put it in sentence form! </font>

i know what you mean
but i wish you would shut up
i'll cut your tongue off

hellogoodbye
08-13-2002, 04:27 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Thoughtless:
Someone post haiku about me.

</font>

Ah, Mark is your name
You have very pretty hair
I will have your kids

I am bad at this
Oh, listen to this haiku
It is the worst one

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You are so funky.

kypper
08-13-2002, 04:29 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:

First check IPs, then make a judgement, dumbass.</font>

Vacancy's stupid.
He's also extremely wrong.
Join the 'hated' club.

Meshach Taylor
08-13-2002, 04:33 PM
Lucas McDermott
only cares when biggotry
affects his own ass

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http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/avatars/custom/Meshach_Taylor.jpg

kypper
08-13-2002, 04:35 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
Hate is a strong word
I'm just asking who you are
So don't take offense

You seem quite comfy
Bashing some heirarchy
Are you someone else?</font>

She's an alias?
Newbie-me bashed like that too.
I'm undecided.

She is like Desi.
But she's sure not my Smiley
No push-up bras here.

[This message has been edited by kypper (edited 08-13-2002).]

DeviousJ
08-13-2002, 04:37 PM
I enter the thread
Many replies reflect time
And so, fun is missed

Ugly
08-13-2002, 04:46 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ganymede33:
Boop Boop boo boop boop
Boo boo boop boop boop! That's it:
Theme to Funky Town!

</font>

"What are you doing?! You'll kill us all!"
"Sorry, Zytar. Didn't your mommy ever tell you? Don't mess with Earth!"

hahaha, that episode rules.

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I'm not gay.
I'm not gay.
But I dance around in a gay, gay way.

Thoughtless
08-13-2002, 04:51 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
Leave the kid alone
He's fun to talk to on AIM
Maybe you should try</font>

I will thank you Jenn
for defending poor young me
I am just bitter



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I won't let you fall apart.

Thoughtless
08-13-2002, 05:06 PM
hellogoodbye


You told me to make
Haiku that will concern you
And I just did this

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I won't let you fall apart.

sawdust restaurants
08-13-2002, 06:39 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:
i can't see how writing half-assed haikus is fun.</font>

Well, to each his own,
But that doesn't justify
Your harshness of tone.

Besides, half the fun's
coming from our denial
of the haiku form.

Undone

My dearest Rhonda,
I presently have a girl,
and she gives great head.

However, kinky
thoughts such as yours are surely
appreciated.

I will run it by
Amy, and maybe she will
like the idea.

nevermind
08-13-2002, 06:50 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
yap yap yap yap yap
</font>


its too bad for you
that your dad didnt fuck you
your legs might keep shut