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Travis_Wright
07-17-2002, 06:31 PM
ahah i'm the only one that can post in this topic!

tear stained glass
07-17-2002, 06:34 PM
No, I can, too, because I have yet to experience sex.

Eulogy
07-17-2002, 06:34 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by tear stained glass:
No, I can, too, because I have yet to experience sex.</font>

avian chaos
07-17-2002, 06:35 PM
word.

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Travis_Wright
07-17-2002, 06:35 PM
we need to have a netphorian virgin's outing...yes yes we do!

tear stained glass
07-17-2002, 06:40 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Travis_Wright:
we need to have a netphorian virgin's outing...yes yes we do! </font>To the red light district!

Travis_Wright
07-17-2002, 06:40 PM
you read my mind!

Undone
07-17-2002, 06:59 PM
<font color="CC33CC">This topic's been getting too much play lately, pun intended.

Travis_Wright
07-17-2002, 07:00 PM
it's the first post of it's kind http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

Ammy
07-17-2002, 07:42 PM
virgins only post.
the rest of us post AND fuck.

sophmachina
07-17-2002, 07:43 PM
i can post here too...

ZERO
07-17-2002, 07:51 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ammy:
virgins only post.
the rest of us post AND fuck.</font>

‘_o

Mooney
07-17-2002, 07:52 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ammy:
virgins only post.
the rest of us post AND fuck.</font>

how cute.

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Nick K
07-17-2002, 08:38 PM
if i had oral sex am i still a virgin? or am i dirty and used like the other sex-people?

Travis_Wright
07-17-2002, 08:40 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Nick K:
if i had oral sex am i still a virgin? or am i dirty and used like the other sex-people?</font>

you're pushing the limits my friend, but i guess we can let you in

melancholia
07-17-2002, 08:41 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ammy:
virgins only post.
the rest of us post AND fuck.</font>

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif sounds good to me.

Ihaman
07-17-2002, 08:46 PM
http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

Travis_Wright
07-17-2002, 08:47 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif</font>

intruder alert! intruder alert!

Elvis The Fat Years
07-17-2002, 08:47 PM
what's sex?

Travis_Wright
07-17-2002, 08:47 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years:
what's sex?</font>


don't ask me!

Geek USA
07-17-2002, 08:48 PM
eeeee!! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif!! ... i hate my life

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Ih.

Travis_Wright
07-17-2002, 08:51 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Geek USA:
eeeee!! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif!! ... i hate my life

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tons of people have it worse than us though, i mean there is probably one of these posts at a matchbox 20 site somewhere so we've got it good!

YeehaJamesIha
07-17-2002, 09:43 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Travis_Wright:
it's the first post of it's kind http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif</font>

No it's not.

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Travis_Wright
07-17-2002, 09:47 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by YeehaJamesIha:
No it's not.

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well for today http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

Ihaman
07-17-2002, 09:59 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Travis_Wright:
intruder alert! intruder alert!</font>

im a fucking virgin!

Travis_Wright
07-17-2002, 10:01 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
im a fucking virgin!</font>

hmmmm ok you have proven yourself!

melancholymystic
07-17-2002, 10:01 PM
yay virgin club!

Nate the Grate
07-17-2002, 10:05 PM
at least I've been to 3rd base

Travis_Wright
07-17-2002, 10:06 PM
three rules about virgin club..

1. you will not tell anyone about virgin club
2. you will not tell anyone about virgin club
3. you will not tell anyone about virgin club


we clear? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

Travis_Wright
07-17-2002, 10:09 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Nate the Grate:
at least I've been to 3rd base</font>

i never made the team

Green Plastic
07-17-2002, 10:10 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years:
what's sex?</font>

When two people kiss in bed naked.

lucky_13
07-17-2002, 10:26 PM
hmph.

Undone
07-17-2002, 10:29 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Nate the Grate:
at least I've been to 3rd base</font>

<font color="CC33CC">I get so confused about the bases. More specifically, 2nd base. 1st base is kissing, correct? French, I'll assume. Second is...what? Being naked? Groping a body part? Third is oral. Can third be anal?

I guess I'm still allowed in this thread for 3rd base since the other person is.

Graveflower
07-17-2002, 10:35 PM
If you've given or received oral, you don't qualify. Get lost.

lucky_13
07-17-2002, 10:46 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Graveflower:
If you've given or received oral, you don't qualify. Get lost.</font>
um...i don't think that's true. losing one's virginity requires intercourse.

Nate the Grate
07-17-2002, 11:10 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Graveflower:
If you've given or received oral, you don't qualify. Get lost.</font>

you just don't like the idea of other people horning in on your exclusive Loser Club

Nate the Grate
07-17-2002, 11:12 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">I get so confused about the bases. More specifically, 2nd base. 1st base is kissing, correct? French, I'll assume. Second is...what? Being naked? Groping a body part? Third is oral. Can third be anal?

I guess I'm still allowed in this thread for 3rd base since the other person is.
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</font color> I was taught in school that 1st was kissing, 2nd was "touching" and "hard kissing", an 3rd was oral.

Red Wine Cage
07-17-2002, 11:34 PM
*scratched nutsack*

*leaves*

Eulogy
07-17-2002, 11:45 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Nate the Grate:
I was taught in school that 1st was kissing, 2nd was "touching" and "hard kissing", an 3rd was oral.

</font>


Really now?

Graveflower
07-17-2002, 11:48 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Eulogy:

Really now?</font>

I think he means from other kids. :p

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Nate the Grate
07-17-2002, 11:50 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Graveflower:
I think he means from other kids. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif

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no it was a joke. eulogy winz.

Eulogy
07-17-2002, 11:52 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Nate the Grate:
no it was a joke. eulogy winz.

</font>


I just thought you went to some fucked up school.

But yeah, I win.

Lie
07-18-2002, 12:01 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by lucky_13:
um...i don't think that's true. losing one's virginity requires intercourse. </font>

I have to insist that oral sex counts under certain circumstances. My reasons for believing this are a)lesbians and b)the fact that it's just silly to wake up naked next to someone after doing delightfully dirty things the night before which involved orgasms on both sides and think you're still a virgin.

Of course you have to be sensible about it. Giving a blowjob while fully clothed is not losing your virginity.

Travis_Wright
07-18-2002, 12:03 AM
what in the hell is a blowjob?

Lie
07-18-2002, 12:23 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Travis_Wright:
what in the hell is a blowjob?</font>

A very passionate kiss.

blackfaerie
07-18-2002, 12:30 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ammy:
virgins only post.
the rest of us post AND fuck.</font>



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Travis_Wright
07-18-2002, 12:35 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
A very passionate kiss.</font>

well then i've never had a blow job http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

rkjr
07-18-2002, 12:36 AM
This topic seems to stay at the space third from the top whenever I look at the board. So I'll post just to see it at the top once. And to announce my sweet delicious purity.

Mariner
07-18-2002, 12:36 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Nate the Grate:
horning </font>

This Naked Chef
07-18-2002, 12:37 AM
Sex-obsessed introverts needs not reply.

Kilgore Trout
07-18-2002, 12:40 AM
Reporter: Hey Justine is Britney a virgin?
Timberlake: I don't know but I know her mouth isn't!

Ugly
07-18-2002, 02:00 AM
can your virginity grow back? up until a month ago it took me 2 and a half years to get laid again . . . and I don't know how long this will last.

*feels depressed*

*watches Gay Spider-Man again*

*feels happy*

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blackfaerie
07-18-2002, 02:03 AM
my questions is... if i buy my friend a vibrator and she uses it, will it take her virginity? think about it..: "i lost my virginity to a battery-operated toy!!"

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Lie
07-18-2002, 02:04 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by blackfaerie:
my questions is... if i buy my friend a vibrator and she uses it, will it take her virginity? think about it..: "i lost my virginity to a battery-operated toy!!"</font>

No.

Fattening Ass
07-18-2002, 02:06 AM
<font color=font colors fucking suck>heh, dumb virgins.

Lie
07-18-2002, 02:06 AM
I've heard of girls who refused to use tampons because they thought they would lose their virginity.

blackfaerie
07-18-2002, 02:09 AM
the same friend i'm thinking of buying the toy for asked me if her hymen could grow back after sex....

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Lie
07-18-2002, 02:17 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by blackfaerie:
the same friend i'm thinking of buying the toy for asked me if her hymen could grow back after sex....</font>

There's an operation you can get for that.

neopryn
07-18-2002, 03:04 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Nate the Grate:
I was taught in school that 1st was kissing, 2nd was "touching" and "hard kissing", an 3rd was oral.

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They told me 1st was kissing, 2nd was "up the shirt", and 3rd was "fingering". No one ever knows what base they've been to because they're all different. Anyway, I'd better get out of this post. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif



[This message has been edited by neopryn (edited 07-18-2002).]

Lie
07-18-2002, 03:42 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by neopryn:
They told me 1st was kissing, 2nd was "up the shirt", and 3rd was "fingering". No one ever knows what base they've been to because they're all different. Anyway, I'd better get out of this post. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif</font>

But if you think about it it all makes sense. 1st is kissing. 2nd is any kind of groping or touching of body parts besides the genitalia. 3rd is any kind of stimulation of the genitals without intercourse.

Helena Handbasket
07-18-2002, 03:42 AM
So we've established that oral sex doesn't count.. right?

neopryn
07-18-2002, 03:44 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
But if you think about it it all makes sense. 1st is kissing. 2nd is any kind of groping or touching of body parts besides the genitalia. 3rd is any kind of stimulation of the genitals without intercourse.</font>
Good point.

frail_and_bedazzled
07-18-2002, 08:10 AM
technically, i'm not a virgin. it's been soooooooo long, however, that i think i deserve some kind of honorary membership.

DeviousJ
07-18-2002, 08:16 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">Can third be anal?</font>

Home run?

Lie
07-18-2002, 09:56 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
Home run?</font>

Grand slam.

Lie
07-18-2002, 09:58 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Helena Handbasket:
So we've established that oral sex doesn't count.. right?</font>

Oral sex can count, for the reasons I cited above. We'll say it's the equivalant of being walked home.

I can't help it. ****phors come naturally to me. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif

Lie
07-18-2002, 09:59 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by frail_and_bedazzled:
technically, i'm not a virgin. it's been soooooooo long, however, that i think i deserve some kind of honorary membership.</font>

I feel like I deserve some kind of honorary membership for being so pathetic. I feel like a virgin.

neopryn
07-18-2002, 01:12 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
I feel like I deserve some kind of honorary membership for being so pathetic. I feel like a virgin.</font>
Me too. It's only been 5 months but the chances of it ever happening again are, well, really small.

scouse_dave
07-18-2002, 01:16 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by sophmachina:
i can post here too...</font>

BlueStar
07-18-2002, 01:31 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ammy:
virgins only post.
the rest of us post AND fuck.</font>

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BlueStar
07-18-2002, 01:34 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:

Of course you have to be sensible about it. Giving a blowjob while fully clothed is not losing your virginity.
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<font color=#ADD8E6>There are certain sexual acts that just don't count. Like in the movie Body Shots...it went something like...

-givng a blow job to a guy, especially if you have no intention of having sex with him...doesn't count
-sex in Europe while on a vacation...doesn't count

...and there were some others to which I just can't remember at the moment. I haven't watched that movie in awhile...maybe that's what I'll do tonight.


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Lie
07-18-2002, 03:59 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by neopryn:
Me too. It's only been 5 months but the chances of it ever happening again are, well, really small.</font>

No, you don't understand. No matter how much sex I ever get, I'm still so traumitized by my virginal state that I'll never completely escape it.

Mr. Restroom TP Refiller
07-18-2002, 04:05 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
I have to insist that oral sex counts under certain circumstances. My reasons for believing this are a)lesbians and b)the fact that it's just silly to wake up naked next to someone after doing delightfully dirty things the night before which involved orgasms on both sides and think you're still a virgin.</font>

It's not silly at all! In fact, it happens all the time.

Here is the official dictionary definition of a virgin:

vir∑gin (n.) - A person who has not experienced sexual intercourse.

That seems pretty clear cut. Now here are the two official dictionary definitions of sexual intercourse:

sexual intercourse (n.) - the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur

sexual intercourse (n.) - sexual union between humans involving genital contact other than vaginal penetration by the penis.

The second definition was included I think to appease gay and lesbian couples. So, the official official definition of a virgin is this:

A person who has not experienced the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman where the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur, or the sexual union between humans involving genital contact other than vaginal penetration by the penis.


So a virgin couple could finger and lick each other to orgasm as many times as they wanted, but unless there was some kind of genital contact, regardless of whether there was penetration, then they would both still be considered virgins!

So very sad about me
07-18-2002, 04:33 PM
*clicks Show Signature*

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Undone
07-18-2002, 04:35 PM
<font color="CC33CC">So technically you could fuck all you want, and as long as no one orgasms, you're still virgins?

Ammy
07-18-2002, 04:39 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mr. Restroom TP Refiller:

A person who has not experienced the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman where the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur, or the sexual union between humans involving genital contact other than vaginal penetration by the penis.
</font>


yes, but does it say genital contact as in finger to genitals, or genitals to genitals. so TECHNICALLY your defenition says essentially " if one person touches another person in thier special area, the touchee is defiled"

Mr. Restroom TP Refiller
07-18-2002, 04:43 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">So technically you could fuck all you want, and as long as no one orgasms, you're still virgins? </font>

Yeah but what the hell is the fun in that?!?!

Mr. Restroom TP Refiller
07-18-2002, 04:49 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ammy:

yes, but does it say genital contact as in finger to genitals, or genitals to genitals. so TECHNICALLY your defenition says essentially " if one person touches another person in thier special area, the touchee is defiled"

</font>

no no, it says sexual union, as in...unifying sexual organs. and it can't be like dry humping or anything like that. I think it's pretty obvious that touching someone is considered foreplay and not intercourse. MOLECULES FROM ONE TWAT HAVE TO BE INTERACTING WITH MOLECULES FROM ANOTHER TWAT, OR MOLECULES FROM ONE PEN1S HAVE TO BE INTERACTING WITH MOLECULES FROM ANOTHER PEN1S FOR THERE TO BE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!!! I see you point though.

francho1
07-18-2002, 04:52 PM
so anal dont count?

Mr. Restroom TP Refiller
07-18-2002, 04:55 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by francho1:
so anal dont count?</font>

I don't think the asshole counts as a genital area.

Lie
07-18-2002, 04:59 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mr. Restroom TP Refiller:
no no, it says sexual union, as in...unifying sexual organs. and it can't be like dry humping or anything like that. I think it's pretty obvious that touching someone is considered foreplay and not intercourse. MOLECULES FROM ONE TWAT HAVE TO BE INTERACTING WITH MOLECULES FROM ANOTHER TWAT, OR MOLECULES FROM ONE PEN1S HAVE TO BE INTERACTING WITH MOLECULES FROM ANOTHER PEN1S FOR THERE TO BE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!!! I see you point though.</font>

So if you touch your genitalia to another person's genitalia, even if it's for a split second, you're no longer a virgin?

Mr. Restroom TP Refiller
07-18-2002, 05:54 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
So if you touch your genitalia to another person's genitalia, even if it's for a split second, you're no longer a virgin?</font>

Exactly, that very instant that contact occurs, you are no longer virgin material. There is no second guessing and no turning back!

Oh, and before anyone asks, two twats attached by a long dildo does not count as a union of sexual organs.

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twitch1979
07-18-2002, 06:07 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mr. Restroom TP Refiller:
It's not silly at all! In fact, it happens all the time.

Here is the official dictionary definition of a virgin:

vir∑gin (n.) - A person who has not experienced sexual intercourse.

That seems pretty clear cut. Now here are the two official dictionary definitions of sexual intercourse:

sexual intercourse (n.) - the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur

sexual intercourse (n.) - sexual union between humans involving genital contact other than vaginal penetration by the penis.

The second definition was included I think to appease gay and lesbian couples. So, the official official definition of a virgin is this:

A person who has not experienced the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman where the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur, or the sexual union between humans involving genital contact other than vaginal penetration by the penis.


So a virgin couple could finger and lick each other to orgasm as many times as they wanted, but unless there was some kind of genital contact, regardless of whether there was penetration, then they would both still be considered virgins! </font>

ARRRRR; i see, so if u dont blow your load u didnt fuck ?