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failure
06-22-2002, 03:43 PM
http://www.skylab.org/~plumpy/rick/rickspage/

help him out.

StillBecomingApart
06-22-2002, 03:46 PM
that guy is really dork.

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<dndmepunk> you can't use english correctly but you know how to say fuck you, i find that funny
<dndmepunk> if you don't know english, you at least know fuck you
<dndmepunk> i don't know italian....i don't know italian bad words either

http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/excel.jpg (http://www.IofTheMourning.com) http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/hayat.jpg (http://www.IofTheMourning.com/spyder) http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/puchuu.jpg (http://www.rockers.it/forum/)

pale_princess
06-22-2002, 03:51 PM

Vacancy
06-22-2002, 03:53 PM
Hobbies: Computers, Internet, Graphics, Music, Pro-Wrestling, Star Wars, Collecting Action Figures (mostly just Star Wars), Driving (What can I say? I just like driving my car.)

DeviousJ
06-22-2002, 03:53 PM
Oh man. At least it's chalked full of information.

failure
06-22-2002, 03:54 PM
http://skylab.org/~plumpy/rick/palrick/index214.html

even pokey the penguin got in on the fun

Ghetto_Squirrel
06-22-2002, 03:56 PM
He likes the Pumpkins and the Spice Girls. Ladies, there's a keeper.

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

Ghetto_Squirrel
06-22-2002, 03:58 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">The Ultimate turn-off for me is...: SWEARING</font>

Well, fuck, now he's just being picky.

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

failure
06-22-2002, 04:10 PM
what. the. christ. shit. fuck.

http://www.therotunda.net/wedding/index.html

i guess rick got married

Cherub Sock
06-22-2002, 04:15 PM
And he really hit the jackpot.

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Ziggy says there's a 92.2% chance I should kick you in the face.

Ghetto_Squirrel
06-22-2002, 04:16 PM
http://www.therotunda.net/wedding/--visual/bears1.jpg

I don't mean to bash the guy and his mothe- er, wife, but that picture is disturbing.

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

bonsor
06-22-2002, 04:17 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by failure:
what. the. christ. shit. fuck.

http://www.therotunda.net/wedding/index.html

i guess rick got married </font>http://www.therotunda.net/wedding/--visual/allgone.jpg

<font color="0084ff">Oh god.

Ghetto_Squirrel
06-22-2002, 04:17 PM
http://www.therotunda.net/wedding/--visual/garter4.jpg

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

bonsor
06-22-2002, 04:18 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cherub Sock:
And he really hit the jackpot.

</font>

bonsor
06-22-2002, 04:19 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel:
http://www.therotunda.net/wedding/--visual/garter4.jpg

</font><font color="0084ff">JESUS FUCK NO.

pale_princess
06-22-2002, 04:21 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel:
http://www.therotunda.net/wedding/--visual/garter4.jpg

</font><font color="0084ff">JESUS FUCK NO.




aren't you the one with the foot fetish?

bonsor
06-22-2002, 04:22 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:

aren't you the one with the foot fetish?</font>
<font color="0084ff">I have my limits.

Ghetto_Squirrel
06-22-2002, 04:32 PM
I wonder if this woman met him through his website.

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

failure
06-22-2002, 04:34 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel:
I wonder if this woman met him through his website.

</font>
i wouldn't hold it past her

Castro
06-22-2002, 04:47 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:

aren't you the one with the foot fetish?</font>

He also likes rock music, but there's Tool and then there's Creed.

Ghetto_Squirrel
06-22-2002, 05:38 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by failure:

i wouldn't hold it past her</font>

Yeah, I can't imagine she'd be much of a relationship veteran either.

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

sleeper
06-22-2002, 10:15 PM
i feel sick in the stomach looking at this

http://www.therotunda.net/wedding/--visual/garter4.jpg

Graveflower
06-22-2002, 10:20 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Castro:
He also likes rock music, but there's Tool and then there's Creed.

</font>

I can't tell which one is supposed to be good. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

meow
06-22-2002, 10:49 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">I just had to ******* this page as apart of my web site. I mean, what can I say? I'm in desperate need of a companion. The loneliness is so painful...I feel so empty. And imagine having this feeling CONSTANTLY...I mean ALL THE TIME...24 HOURS A DAY...7 DAYS A WEEK...365 DAYS A YEAR...FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS!!!...I know, it's pretty pathetic, but I haven't given up hope just yet...

You see, I put this webpage up in the hopes that one day, one girl would read it and have enough compassion in her heart to at least give me the chance to become her special friend.

Could you be my special friend?
</font>
NO

wounded
06-22-2002, 10:53 PM
good god man did you have to post the garter picture in the thread. i saw the name and specifically avoided it.

here i am thinking, ha, i'm not going near that one, then there it is right in my fucking face.

Smiley33
06-23-2002, 12:29 AM
AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH


THAT FUCKING GUY IS STAYING AT OUR BED AND BREAKFAST!
IT'S HIM!
ASKFASD;KLF ;KLASDFJ ;ALSKDFJ;ASLKJFHJKG

HE AND HIS LITTLE FRIEND KEEP ASKING TO TAKE MY COUSIN AND I OUT

I'm so fucking not kidding. That fucking looks like him. And he fits the profile, minus the large wife.

good fucking god.
he is here until late july.
come visit him!

Ghetto_Squirrel
06-23-2002, 12:36 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by sleeper:
i feel sick in the stomach looking at this
[image]</font>

From the foreground to the people in the **********, that picture is just about perfectly ridiculous in every way.

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

Nate the Grate
06-23-2002, 12:44 AM
Best. Thread. Ever.

Nate the Grate
06-23-2002, 12:46 AM
http://www.therotunda.net/wedding/--visual/longkiss.jpg

oh good god no

Smiley33
06-23-2002, 12:51 AM
she looks like a fucking ewok.

Castro
06-23-2002, 01:50 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Graveflower:
I can't tell which one is supposed to be good. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif</font>

If your perception of women is anything similar then you might find yourself licking pig at some point.

Be wary.

Guen
06-23-2002, 02:13 AM
[hoping to god that all they do behind closed doors is talk about star wars]

at least her dress is distracting...

Mayfuck
06-23-2002, 04:05 AM
How many girlfriends I've ever had: 0
How many dates I've ever been on: 0
How many times I've been kissed by a girl: 0
How many times I've been hugged by a girl: 0
How many times I've ever held a girl's hand: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at assembly: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at vespers: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at the cafeteria: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at all: 0
How many times a girl has ever said 'Hello' to me: 0
How many times a girl has ever smiled at me: 0
How many girls have ever wanted to associate themselves with me: 0
How many girls probably even care: 0

Looks like the score is even between Rick Wallace and Mayfuck.

Lie
06-23-2002, 05:50 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel:
He likes the Pumpkins and the Spice Girls. Ladies, there's a keeper.</font>

From the looks of it, he just likes any band that's been on the radio during the past five years.

Mr. Rhinoceros
06-23-2002, 06:29 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
How many times I've been hugged by a girl: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at the cafeteria: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at all: 0
How many times a girl has ever said 'Hello' to me: 0
How many times a girl has ever smiled at me: 0
How many girls have ever wanted to associate themselves with me: 0
How many girls probably even care: 0</font>

<font color=#007AAA>I feel bad for this guy. I'm pretty pathetic, but even I'm not that pathetic.


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Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

Elvis The Fat Years
06-23-2002, 06:32 AM
dos

Eulogy
06-23-2002, 12:17 PM
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Mark LeDrew
06-23-2002, 12:27 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">
Person I'd Most Like to Meet (other than Jesus Christ): Carmen Elecktra http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif</font>

Kind of a big drop off there between his first and second choices.


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Shine get!

trine
06-23-2002, 01:07 PM
Goes to show that maybe there is someone for everyone (?)

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build a man a fire and he is warm for a day... set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life...

sean
06-23-2002, 03:04 PM
i was so high when i read that and i laughed so fucking hard. there are friggin 13 year olds that have kissed more people and gotten fucked more than this guy will.
and God, i feel so sorry that he got a whale for a wife

Cherub Sock
06-23-2002, 05:04 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by failure:
i wouldn't hold it past her</font>

I wouldn't hold it anywhere near her.

scouse_dave
06-23-2002, 05:48 PM
>>Let me put it to you this way: I'd go out with any girl who asked...SO PLEASE ASK!!! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

ahh man, this guy is a sad case

Ghetto_Squirrel
06-23-2002, 06:08 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by scouse_dave:
>>Let me put it to you this way: I'd go out with any girl who asked...SO PLEASE ASK!!!</font>

Hey, he was telling the truth.

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

Stupid&Contagious
06-23-2002, 09:20 PM
+2

Ghetto_Squirrel
06-23-2002, 09:45 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Stupid&Contagious:
+2</font>

You couldn't think of anything negative to say about either the guy or his whale?

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http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/pimp3a.jpg
My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

Anti-Moan Gestapo
06-23-2002, 11:41 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel:
You couldn't think of anything negative to say about either the guy or his whale?

</font>

Whale, eh..?

*clears throat*

SHE BETTER NOT GO SWIMMING NEAR ANY JAPANESE OR NORWEIGANS!!!

*cue applause*



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http://www.phatjoe.com/lameass/icons/panda.gif Darnce, Panda!

slickrick
07-01-2002, 09:09 PM
The real Rick Wallace speaks.

Hi all,

Failure, ******, etc. - The guy on [ www.skylab.org/~plumpy/rick/rickspage/ (http://www.skylab.org/~plumpy/rick/rickspage/) ]

ain't me. I've never met him.

Yepper, I may have married a whale, but she's a very nice whale.

Ghetto_Squirrel: What can I say, the cutesy bears worked for us at the time.

Yeah, that's my wife - definitely a woman of substance with thinning gray hair (started in her teens), but knowing someone who cooks and sews really well these days is nothing to sneeze at, y'know? Nope, we didn't meet online. Actually met in person.

So, tell us about your squeeze...

Yes, it was ridiculous and fun. When was the last really fun wedding any of you went to? 'sides, we had three cakes...

Smiley33: nope, whoever you're talking about wasn't me at your B&B. Never been to Canada.

Hey everyone, if you've got the guts to publish your own wedding pictures, post the URIs, I'm sure everyone would love to see you.

If it makes ya feel better, we're not gonna breed. *G*

Rick Wallace,
not the truly pathetic geek mentioned earlier

AKA slickrick

Guen
07-01-2002, 11:19 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by slickrick:
The real Rick Wallace speaks.

Hi all,

Failure, ******, etc. - The guy on [ www.skylab.org/~plumpy/rick/rickspage/ (http://www.skylab.org/~plumpy/rick/rickspage/) ]

ain't me. I've never met him.

Yepper, I may have married a whale, but she's a very nice whale.

Ghetto_Squirrel: What can I say, the cutesy bears worked for us at the time.

Yeah, that's my wife - definitely a woman of substance with thinning gray hair (started in her teens), but knowing someone who cooks and sews really well these days is nothing to sneeze at, y'know? Nope, we didn't meet online. Actually met in person.

So, tell us about your squeeze...

Yes, it was ridiculous and fun. When was the last really fun wedding any of you went to? 'sides, we had three cakes...

Smiley33: nope, whoever you're talking about wasn't me at your B&B. Never been to Canada.

Hey everyone, if you've got the guts to publish your own wedding pictures, post the URIs, I'm sure everyone would love to see you.

If it makes ya feel better, we're not gonna breed. *G*

Rick Wallace,
not the truly pathetic geek mentioned earlier

AKA slickrick</font>

tootsie
07-02-2002, 12:08 AM
i think its neat he didnt give a shit how she looked.

Eulogy
07-02-2002, 12:23 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by tootsie:
i think its neat he didnt give a shit how she looked.</font>

He's too weird-looking to be able to give a shit.

That was mean.

Reine Noir
07-02-2002, 03:20 AM
Maybe I should go "cheer" him up. He lives about twenty minutes from me!!! LOL

Reine Noir
07-02-2002, 03:24 AM
Damn. I really wanted to meet him.

THE MACHINA666
07-02-2002, 03:24 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
How many girlfriends I've ever had: 0
How many dates I've ever been on: 0
How many times I've been kissed by a girl: 0
How many times I've been hugged by a girl: 0
How many times I've ever held a girl's hand: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at assembly: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at vespers: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at the cafeteria: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at all: 0
How many times a girl has ever said 'Hello' to me: 0
How many times a girl has ever smiled at me: 0
How many girls have ever wanted to associate themselves with me: 0
How many girls probably even care: 0

Looks like the score is even between Rick Wallace and Mayfuck.</font>

That explains a lot of things.

relaxor!
07-02-2002, 05:12 AM
god damn that guy's pathetic! lolrofllmao. hahahahahahahahahahahaha! his misfortune is so hilarious to me. hahahahahaha. I'm glad I'm a better person than him!

AndySlash
07-02-2002, 11:18 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by slickrick:
'sides, we had three cakes...</font>

Gee, I can only imagine why....

Was there any leftover for your guests?

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">
not the truly pathetic geek mentioned earlier
</font>

So you're just truly pathetic then, no?

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Fuck You.
Tradelist (http://home.talkcity.com/TwentiesCir/andyslash/Tradelist.html)

So very sad about me
07-02-2002, 11:43 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by AndySlash:
So you're just truly pathetic then, no?

</font>

HAHAHAHAAAA

damnit. the rest of that post didn't quote.
so i'll just give ya props.


And notice ol slicky mentioned sewing and cooking but not DIRTY DIRTY BUTT LOVIN!!!
Where's the bootay rick? the down and nasty animalistic sex?

Red Wine Cage
07-02-2002, 12:57 PM
holy shit, this topic is too funny.

neopryn
07-02-2002, 03:08 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by slickrick:
Hey everyone, if you've got the guts to publish your own wedding pictures, post the URIs, I'm sure everyone would love to see you. </font>
Marriage is for losers. Marriage to whales is for things even worse than that.

bonsor
07-02-2002, 11:18 PM
My god. Why did I hesitate to come back to this thread again?

slickrick
07-04-2002, 01:26 AM
tootsie - Actually, I do care how she looks. The virtues outweigh the flaws. Let's see how you look at 35 - if you don't kill yourself by then.

Eulogy - weird-looking, me? sure, why not... where's your picture?

AndySlash - Frequently the bride and groom are too busy to eat at their wedding if it's a social thing. Few wedding cakes are chocolate. Now I'll get to the mean part. Next time you eat cake, I hope you chomp right down on a rusty razor blade. After that, go hiking, fall down a sinkhole and get slowly eaten alive by fire ants you walking pile of shit. We're all pathetic in some way. You more than most. Have a smurfy day!

svsam - where's the bootay? you know what they say, if you have to ask, you can't afford it; no surprise in your case

neopryn - marriage isn't for losers, AOL is.

Red Wine Cage - actually, what's more funny to me is your horseface; check out his pictures linked from his insipid journal page

Who's next?

bonsor
07-04-2002, 01:52 AM
slickrick is my new hero.

do you have a newsletter? if so, i would love to subscribe

So very sad about me
07-04-2002, 01:53 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by slickrick:


svsam - where's the bootay? you know what they say, if you have to ask, you can't afford it; no surprise in your case

</font>


No I will not have sex with you. And stop looking at my titties!!!

neopryn
07-04-2002, 02:01 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by slickrick:
neopryn - marriage isn't for losers, AOL is.
</font>
Ouch. That really hurts that you're insulting me about my internet provider. So much so, in fact, that I won't mention the fact that you'll be spending the rest of your life with something that looks like that. You'd probably want to forget about that.

slickrick
07-04-2002, 02:08 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
slickrick is my new hero.

do you have a newsletter? if so, i would love to subscribe</font>

****** - nah, no newsletter, just a couple of Web sites...

» » [ www.therotunda.net/portal.html (http://www.therotunda.net/portal.html) ]
» » [ www.peachcurry.com (http://www.peachcurry.com) ]

Gumby
07-04-2002, 02:10 AM
My life doesnt seem so bad now

AndySlash
07-04-2002, 02:45 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by slickrick:

Frequently the bride and groom are too busy to eat at their wedding</font>

I'm sure your wife was eager to buck that "frequently" trend and made more than enough time for cake- shit, there was three of them to mow through! It's amazing enough that she took five minutes away from the TV Dinner cart to marry you. You must be real special.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Next time you eat cake,</font>

I beg of you, then, please please PLEASE hold back your woman. I don't want to have to fight for a piece.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">you walking pile of shit.</font>

So... we're related?

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Have a smurfy day!
</font>

The only person blue in the face is you when your wife is on top.

[This message has been edited by AndySlash (edited 07-04-2002).]

failure
07-04-2002, 02:52 AM
this is by far the best thread i have and will ever create.

So very sad about me
07-04-2002, 02:54 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by failure:
this is by far the best thread i have and will ever create.</font>

ARCHIVE

So very sad about me
07-04-2002, 02:56 AM
And btw rick, no one here believes you aren't him!

http://www.skylab.org/~plumpy/rick/rickspage/rickspic.gif

http://www.therotunda.net/wedding/--visual/bears1.jpg <font color = black>

[This message has been edited by So very sad about me (edited 07-04-2002).]

Mayfuck
07-04-2002, 04:09 AM
Fat chicks are best in bed.

So very sad about me
07-04-2002, 04:24 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
Fat chicks are best in bed.</font>

What about bald ones??

slickrick
07-04-2002, 03:15 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by AndySlash:
The only person blue in the face is you when your wife is on top.</font>

I may have married a weeble, but I'm not THAT stupid... Yes, we had three cakes at the wedding. We had a lot of friends at the reception. Ah... friends. Sorry, I forgot. You wouldn't know.

So, are you still dipping your little wee-wee in the fish tank while watching cheap gay porno?

Mayfuck
07-04-2002, 03:28 PM
How did this guy find this messageboard?

failure
07-04-2002, 03:30 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by slickrick:
I may have married a weeble, but I'm not THAT stupid... Yes, we had three cakes at the wedding. We had a lot of friends at the reception. Ah... friends. Sorry, I forgot. You wouldn't know.


So, are you still dipping your little wee-wee in the fish tank while watching cheap gay porno?</font>now you're just getting silly, mr. rick! after all, everything you said about him is assumed! you don't know whether or not he performs the aforementioned sex acts in a fish tank or not. it's not like you have photographic evidence, or anything. on the other hand, there is plenty of verification pointing to the fact that you like to lick the feet of pigs.

you know, pigs bathe in their own shit.
<font color=black> <font size=1>

[This message has been edited by failure (edited 07-04-2002).]

useful idiot
07-04-2002, 03:32 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
How did this guy find this messageboard?</font>

he more than likely checked where his bandwith was going.....

Graveflower
07-04-2002, 03:37 PM
This guy is probably a lot happier than any of you people will ever be.

slickrick
07-04-2002, 03:42 PM
svsam - The picture on top isn't me. I've never been to Michigan. He's probably never been to the South. The likeness is similar though. He's got more eyebrows than I do.

neopryn - it doesn't matter what you look like, you're a twerp; at least my wife could diet.

gumby - you work in a bar in Oz ... how bad could it have been in the first place?

useful idiot - k'ding! got it in one; when I see a bunch of hits on my site coming from a *single page*, it shows up in the stats; I came to investigate

For what it's worth, I'm a Smashing Pumpkins fan and keeping an eye on Zwan... 8^)

slickrick
07-04-2002, 03:48 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by failure:
you know, pigs bathe in their own shit.
</font>

Nope, didn't know that. You must be remarkably well-informed on the subject. What else can you tell us all about your experiences with shit?

slickrick
07-04-2002, 04:07 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Graveflower:
"This guy is probably a lot happier than any of you people will ever be."</font>

If you mean me, who knows? I might be the busiest...

A couple of old saws come to mind - ignorance is bliss, and even blind squirrels find an acorn once in a while.

Oh yes, some more thoughts. Pretty girls generally get what they want whether or not they have even half a brain. Decent-looking girls with a smile and an attitude, same. Guys still compete for them, but need cash to support the shopping habits - and maybe a family.

Very few women look good (to the average guy) after 35. Basically, the 20-something girl you meet is more than likely going to look closer to average next decade if you hang around that long. Hair turns grey, tits sag, muscles go to flab, teeth fall out... it's natural and nigh unavoidable. Then there's their biological mommy clock. Enough said! So, enjoy your youth while you have it - it'll be gone someday.

Knowing all of this, watching over the years how things never change, one's own gradual slide down toward senility and eventual death; walking on while your tribe dies off one by one... and still being able to have fun and laugh, well, that's one key to happiness.

Philosophically, slickrick


[This message has been edited by slickrick (edited 07-04-2002).]

relaxor!
07-04-2002, 04:14 PM
slickrick, I hope you become a regular. you're my favorite of them all.

Guen
07-04-2002, 05:28 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by relaxor!:
slickrick, I hope you become a regular. you're my favorite of them all.</font>

i second that, quite seriously. i kinda like this guy...

Teufelhunde
07-04-2002, 07:04 PM
lol, im happy as I could ever possibly be, im almost guarenteed a chance to become a United States Marine, i have the greatest GF in the world(shes so cool, and lots of people say "damn! dude, she could be a model" etc :P)and she loves me very much, and I cant even begin to say how much I love her. This guy obviously chose to be secluded from people(and there in, females) because i dont care how retarded you are, there are others like you everywhere, and people who act/think/play alike, usually hang out and become freinds.(Ie my friend nick who races snowmobiles with me, my friend Steve who has helped me fix up my3 classic cars, my friend andy and his older brother Hank who act alot like me,. etc etc, im not making fun of the guy, im just saying, if he has no friends or no gf, its because of decisions he madem his website looks to me like hes blaming everyone else for not liking him. anyway, its the 4th and i have a party to get to.

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Guen
07-04-2002, 07:06 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Teufelhunde:
lol, im happy as I could ever possibly be, im almost guarenteed a chance to become a United States Marine, i have the greatest GF in the world(shes so cool, and lots of people say "damn! dude, she could be a model" etc :P)and she loves me very much, and I cant even begin to say how much I love her. This guy obviously chose to be secluded from people(and there in, females) because i dont care how retarded you are, there are others like you everywhere, and people who act/think/play alike, usually hang out and become freinds.(Ie my friend nick who races snowmobiles with me, my friend Steve who has helped me fix up my3 classic cars, my friend andy and his older brother Hank who act alot like me,. etc etc, im not making fun of the guy, im just saying, if he has no friends or no gf, its because of decisions he madem his website looks to me like hes blaming everyone else for not liking him. anyway, its the 4th and i have a party to get to.

</font>

didn't read this at all, did you?

tootsie
07-04-2002, 07:45 PM
hey slick rick, i wasnt being mean. i meant what i said.

i probably will look like shit when i am 35...believe me you dont have to tell me.

Graveflower
07-04-2002, 07:46 PM
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc800/c808/c80818f9gw3.jpg

neopryn
07-04-2002, 09:37 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by slickrick:

neopryn - at least my wife could diet.</font>
But she won't, will she?

Graveflower
07-04-2002, 09:42 PM
http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/s/Slick_Rick/sq-slickrck-vibe-ice-gos.jpg

Gumby
07-04-2002, 10:05 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">gumby - you work in a bar in Oz ... how bad could it have been in the first place?</font>
Oh how wrong you are.
Old people came to where i work. The only young people who came to my bar are junkies and dole buldgers

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slickrick
07-04-2002, 11:39 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by So very sad about me:
What about bald ones?? </font>

They don't spend much moolah on shampoos, conditioners, mousses, gels, revitalizers, body enhancers, pins, curlers, et hoc genus omne...

However, they might spend even MORE on wigs and hats. Go to a wig store sometime and browse around - it's educational.

Graveflower
07-04-2002, 11:44 PM
.

Graveflower
07-04-2002, 11:46 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros:
<font color=#007AAA>I feel bad for this guy. I'm pretty pathetic, but even I'm not that pathetic.

</font>
</font>

On the other hand, I really AM that pathetic.

Graveflower
07-04-2002, 11:47 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros:
<font color=#007AAA>I feel bad for this guy. I'm pretty pathetic, but even I'm not that pathetic.

</font>
</font>

On the other hand, I really AM that pathetic.

darcy_is_sexy
07-04-2002, 11:53 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Teufelhunde:
lol, im happy as I could ever possibly be, im almost guarenteed a chance to become a United States Marine, i have the greatest GF in the world(shes so cool, and lots of people say "damn! dude, she could be a model" etc :P)and she loves me very much, and I cant even begin to say how much I love her. This guy obviously chose to be secluded from people(and there in, females) because i dont care how retarded you are, there are others like you everywhere, and people who act/think/play alike, usually hang out and become freinds.(Ie my friend nick who races snowmobiles with me, my friend Steve who has helped me fix up my3 classic cars, my friend andy and his older brother Hank who act alot like me,. etc etc, im not making fun of the guy, im just saying, if he has no friends or no gf, its because of decisions he madem his website looks to me like hes blaming everyone else for not liking him. anyway, its the 4th and i have a party to get to.

</font>

like the time i took the ferry over to shelbyville, i needed a new heel for my shoe

sean
07-05-2002, 01:59 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by slickrick:
Go to a wig store sometime and browse around - it's educational.</font>

thats a weird thing to do.

did u play Baby Got Back at the wedding?

BeautifulLoser
07-05-2002, 04:42 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by slickrick:
They don't spend much moolah on shampoos, conditioners, mousses, gels, revitalizers, body enhancers, pins, curlers, et hoc genus omne...

However, they might spend even MORE on wigs and hats. Go to a wig store sometime and browse around - it's educational.</font>

<3



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EAT A BAG OF FUCK (http://www.livejournal.com/users/beautifulloser), HOMOLOVER.
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tear stained glass
07-05-2002, 04:58 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by failure:
this is by far the best thread i have and will ever create.</font>Now really, who are you and how did you get Patrick's password. This would be most uncharacteristic of him.

Oblivious
07-05-2002, 05:03 AM
slickrick is fucking cool.

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tear stained glass
07-05-2002, 05:05 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Oblivious:
slickrick is fucking cool.</font>If your definition of cool is berating a message board for making jokes about his wife who has an obvious weight problem.

Oblivious
07-05-2002, 05:09 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by tear stained glass:
If your definition of cool is berating a message board for making jokes about his wife who has an obvious weight problem.

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who the fuck is anyone here to judge this guy? if the guy is happy he's got one up on me.

lolita
07-05-2002, 01:03 PM
truly frightening stuff

Elvis The Naked Years
07-05-2002, 01:13 PM
one hundred million dollars

cowbite
07-05-2002, 01:29 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Oblivious:
who the fuck is anyone here to judge this guy? if the guy is happy he's got one up on me. </font>

Ghetto_Squirrel
07-05-2002, 04:05 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by sean:
did u play Baby Got Back at the wedding?</font>

I'm also curious about this.

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My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

Graveflower
07-05-2002, 06:42 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by tear stained glass:
If your definition of cool is berating a message board for making jokes about his wife who has an obvious weight problem.

</font>

My definition of cool is putting on dresses and makeup and kissing men, and then wondering why everyone thinks I'm gay.

Ghetto_Squirrel
07-05-2002, 06:50 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Graveflower:
My definition of cool is putting on dresses and makeup and kissing men, and then wondering why everyone thinks I'm gay.</font>

Zing!

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My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors.
AIM: Mista Saki

DeviousJ
07-05-2002, 07:12 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Elvis The Naked Years:
one hundred million dollars</font>

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bonsor
07-05-2002, 07:19 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Graveflower:
My definition of cool is putting on dresses and makeup and kissing men, and then wondering why everyone thinks I'm gay.</font>

<font color="0084ff">:D

tear stained glass
07-05-2002, 10:13 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Graveflower:
My definition of cool is putting on dresses and makeup and kissing men, and then wondering why everyone thinks I'm gay.</font>Oh, yeah, I guess that does sound kinda gay.

slickrick
07-06-2002, 12:04 AM
neopryn - well, stranger things HAVE happened (said, of course, with a perfectly straight face)

sean, ghetto_squirrel - nope, but she would have loved it; she likes to dance to it

everyone sending me compliments - *nod, smile* .. who wants to get all mushy in front of the tribe? send me private e-mail; tell other folks how wonderful/scary/both my Web site is

{{ tangent alert }} ... while I'm thinking about it, zip on over to my band Web site, www.peachcurry.com (http://www.peachcurry.com) ...listen to the CD clips and let me know whether my band sux big time, sounds kinda OK, or something in between...

'later - be back on Sunday earliest; gotta go do some fencing and drumming (say whuh? check out my personal Web site, it's on there, trust me)


[This message has been edited by slickrick (edited 07-05-2002).]

sean
07-06-2002, 02:23 AM
If ever a post needed to be archived, this is it.


I like big butt's i cannot lie...