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Andrew_Pakula
07-02-2002, 11:41 PM
I found this link on another message board, this has got to be one of the coolest threads I have ever read in a long time.

Took me about an hour to read through the entire thing but it's well worth the read.

Some crazy shit in there:

<A HREF="http://www.dsmtalk.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50674&perpage=25&pagenumber=1">http://www.dsmtalk.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50674&perpage=25&pagenumber=1 </a>

cowbite
07-02-2002, 11:42 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Andrew_Pakula:
Some crazy shit in there:

</font>Watch the language, big guy. Netphoria is a family place.

Guen
07-02-2002, 11:45 PM
i read the first page, and it was getting interesting, but geez...a twenty-plus page thread?

Oblivious
07-02-2002, 11:45 PM
So Andrew what are you saying about us? You hate us, huh? You want us to be like some OTHER message board, huh?

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Andrew_Pakula
07-02-2002, 11:50 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by cowbite:
Watch the language, big guy. Netphoria is a family place.</font>

Gee I didn't know Netphoria has been rated by family.org

cowbite
07-02-2002, 11:50 PM
On page 2:
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We found a facility hidden INSIDE a mountain. Nuclear blast doors, searchlights, razorwire, etc. This thing's got it. Owned by the LDS church, this facility is patrolled by 24-hour armed security, and is one of the highest-security facilities in the United States. It ranks up there with NORAD.

The cover story is that it's used for 'genealogical record storage.' However, on the floor plan of the building, the second (underground) floor is listed as 'research' and the third, fourth, and fifth floor listed as 'laboratory'.

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Andrew_Pakula
07-02-2002, 11:53 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by cowbite:
On page 2:
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Yea look at the link that guy posted about that place:

<A HREF="http://warlord911.home.attbi.com/urban.htm">http://warlord911.home.attbi.com/urban.htm</A>

cowbite
07-02-2002, 11:59 PM
That is really freaking creepy.

Mark LeDrew
07-03-2002, 12:08 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Andrew_Pakula:
Yea look at the link that guy posted about that place:

<A HREF="http://warlord911.home.attbi.com/urban.htm">http://warlord911.home.attbi.com/urban.htm</A></font>

Whoa! Some spooky shit happening up in there.



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Affectation
07-03-2002, 12:10 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mark LeDrew:
Whoa! Some spooky shit happening up in there.

</font><font color=00ff33>If you only knew.

They keep God in there against his will.

Mark LeDrew
07-03-2002, 12:11 AM
I can't get to that message board. I think we crashed their server.

ZeroBullet
07-03-2002, 12:12 AM
<font color="cadetblue">I think you seriously overestimate the number of people reading Netphoria if you think you could crash a server.

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AndySlash
07-03-2002, 12:15 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Guen:
i read the first page, and it was getting interesting, but geez...a twenty-plus page thread? </font>

Just read the nait Sirhc posts. He's the one with the info.

I quite like this gem posted in the thread:

http://www.ecanfix.com/~atdsm/eagletalonawd/yodaycool.jpg

Affectation
07-03-2002, 12:19 AM
"There is a famous story which is not openly talked about -- there are two versions... both may be true. In one version a Mormon Temple worker penetrated an underground tunnel below the 'square' in downtown Salt Lake City and traveled for some distance through a series of underground catacombs until running into a 'lizard' like man. The creature attempted to attack him but the man escaped and managed to find his way back to the surface. He began telling other people what had happened and soon afterwards the 'government' arrived in the area and went in and closed off many of the tunnels leading to the sub-basements of the Temple. Presumably there was some heated debates over how much of the underground system this denomination was allowed to control. A similar dispute apparently occurred to the southwest where the LDS church maintained a large storage facility under Granite Mountain in Little Cottonwood canyon, within the upper levels of a vast network of caverns. Fascist CIA elements and the Grays came in and took control of the larger caverns deeper within the mountain and ordered the 'vault' workers to stay out of the 'forbidden' areas -- and stated that the "U.S. Government" was now using them for "National Security" purposes and that it was their "patriotic duty" to maintain the secret. The other version concerned a custodian who entered a tunnel near the cinemas area below the Crossroads Mall across the street and to the south from the temple square, while excavation was being carried out in a that part of the Mall. The worker entered the tunnel and before long encountered a 'serpent' type man, beat a hasty retreat, and told his fellow workers what he had seen. The FBI and/or the local police soon arrived and sealed the tunnel. Another story involved a young man who, along with a friend, had used a chain tied to his pickup truck to rip-up a manhole cover in the area near the 'Mall' and the 'Square'. They navigated through a maze of sewer passages underneath and came to a shaft that descended in a series of 5 small 'rooms' one below the other, and from the bottom room a tunnel led south into a large chamber wherein they saw a seemingly bottomless shaft, a large southwest tunnel strung with lights and 'large enough to drive a semi through', and the footprints of some type of three-toed bi-pedal creature. Other sources imply that early pioneers and settlers of the area who explored these tunnels came in contact with and in some cases even joined with some of the Telosian-Agharti-Melchizedek-Mayan underground colonies below the Salt Lake Flats, the Salt Lake Valley and the Western Rockies. These subterraneans had formerly established territorial agreements with the Reptiloids and Grays before the aliens begun invading their subterranean lands below the intermountain west en-masse in the early 1900's."

sawdust restaurants
07-03-2002, 12:29 AM
That thread is the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen on the Internet. Thanks, Andrew.

Mark LeDrew
07-03-2002, 12:30 AM
Well that's just great, now I'm frightened. THANKS ALOT!

My Igloo
07-03-2002, 01:05 AM
I think we'd better interrorgate Lucas
when he gets back, methinks!!!

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Andrew_Pakula
07-03-2002, 01:12 AM
Yea Nait Sirhc is the guy with the info in the posts.

Here is a cool excerpt from him:

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">The Church says it's a "vault for the storage and restoring of genealogical [sp] records".

This facility is ENORMOUS, though. I HIGHLY doubt that records are all that's in there.

As part of the records, though, I have heard rumors that they have the sword of Laban, part of the cross that Jesus was on, the Holy Lance (it pierced the side of Jesus, Hilter had it during WWII), and a few other things.

Now if THOSE are true, then that might be one of the reasons that place is so high-security.

I don't plan on breaking back in to the Granite Mountain facility anytime soon. That guy was deadly serious about the 8 years in prison.</font>

Andrew_Pakula
07-03-2002, 01:18 AM
And then someone else posts this:

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">???

Geneology Records
Artifacts from the crucifixion of Jesus
Bio Hazardous Chemicals
Scientist in Lab Coats

Are they trying genetically resurrect Christ? I mean, if they really have all of the things mentioned above, I imagine that the idea is atleast feasible, though extremely disturbing. God forbid that is in slightest bit valid.

A friend of mines thinks they are really religous extremist who aim to create their own apocalypse. I would rest comfortable if all of our ideas were far from true.</font>

MonteLDS
07-03-2002, 01:21 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Andrew_Pakula:
Yea look at the link that guy posted about that place:

<A HREF="http://warlord911.home.attbi.com/urban.htm">http://warlord911.home.attbi.com/urban.htm</A></font>

i did some looking into this. and i like to bring up this link http://www.terratek.com/ case solved.

The Mayor of Town
07-03-2002, 01:22 AM
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MonteLDS
07-03-2002, 01:30 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Andrew_Pakula:
Yea Nait Sirhc is the guy with the info in the posts.

Here is a cool excerpt from him:

The Church says it's a "vault for the storage and restoring of genealogical [sp] records".

This facility is ENORMOUS, though. I HIGHLY doubt that records are all that's in there.

As part of the records, though, I have heard rumors that they have the sword of Laban, part of the cross that Jesus was on, the Holy Lance (it pierced the side of Jesus, Hilter had it during WWII), and a few other things.

Now if THOSE are true, then that might be one of the reasons that place is so high-security.

I don't plan on breaking back in to the Granite Mountain facility anytime soon. That guy was deadly serious about the 8 years in prison.</font>


not sure about any other LDS people here but the "rumors that they have the sword of Laban, " not sure who even knows what that is. But from what i understand i don't believe their a record of the church having that item, other then it being laid with the Golden Plates that were translated into what we now know as "The Book of Mormon"

MonteLDS
07-03-2002, 01:32 AM
i just did a search on "soward of laban" and funny on the 1st page of google search it came up with me. Monte LDS (weird)

Mark LeDrew
07-03-2002, 01:50 AM
Ok i just got done reading that whole honking thread. It starts out like gangbusters but then it descends into a lame discussion about shitty cars. I want to know what's in that fucking cave!

Mayfuck
07-03-2002, 01:53 AM
I think they stumbled upon the Black Mesa research facility. They wouldn't have to be so sneaky if they'd just get Gordon Freeman to give them a tour.

Mark LeDrew
07-03-2002, 02:03 AM
Shit, this is better than the Novogate Incident.

Raskolnikov
07-03-2002, 02:04 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
I think they stumbled upon the Black Mesa research facility. They wouldn't have to be so sneaky if they'd just get Gordon Freeman to give them a tour.</font>

Funniest thing I've read all day, hands down. HANDS DOWN.

As for the soon-to-be barrage of questioning me about this thing 'cause I'm a somewhat prominent Mormon on the board here... you've got me. This is one thing that I don't know very much about. All I know is that the church houses a full backup of their geneology records. I'll do research and get back to you guys soon.

Mayfuck
07-03-2002, 02:05 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by MonteLDS:
i did some looking into this. and i like to bring up this link http://www.terratek.com/ case solved. </font>

Stop trying to cover up.

My Igloo
07-03-2002, 02:13 AM
I can't believe there's a board about cars.
Car Geeks are fucking stupid materialist nimrods.

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Mayfuck
07-03-2002, 02:20 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by My Igloo:

Car Geeks are fucking stupid materialist nimrods.

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http://www.zerokarma.com/mx-3/main.htm

Raskolnikov
07-03-2002, 02:28 AM
Here's a little video on the Mormon page about the Granite Mountain Facility...

http://www.lds.org/media/videoclip/display/1,7031,1659-1-747,00.html

Makes sense to me. Our collection of records is the biggest in the world, I think... and it only makes sense to have them somewhere totally secure. The guy in the video is right - that collection is priceless and has taken literally billions of man hours of work to amass.

Dead Frequency
07-03-2002, 02:52 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by My Igloo:
I can't believe there's a board about cars.
Car Geeks are fucking stupid materialist nimrods.

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No wonder Mr. Pakula was reading it.

:x


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Dead Frequency
07-03-2002, 03:00 AM
After reading that joke on the first page about it saying "Type R" I went back and looked at the image and thought to myself, "There is no way it says type R, wtf." Then I realized it was a car joke. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/redface.gif

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07-03-2002, 03:00 AM
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sarmatianus
07-03-2002, 03:06 AM
Is it so ridiculous to say that the reason this place is so big is because they're expecting a hell of a lot of expansion over time? Is it so ridiculous to have a laboratory that might *******, yes, biohazardous chemicals, in order to continue to preserve, prolong the life of, and research preservation techniques of what the Mormons consider very holy and sacred documents? I'm sorry, I just don't smell anything credibly adding up to conspiracy or top secret project.

failure
07-03-2002, 03:40 AM
this reminds me of neon genesis evangelion.

My Igloo
07-03-2002, 06:20 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Dead Frequency:
After reading that joke on the first page about it saying "Type R" I went back and looked at the image and thought to myself, "There is no way it says type R, wtf." Then I realized it was a car joke. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/redface.gif</font>

SAME HERE!!!

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StillBecomingApart
07-03-2002, 09:05 AM
Cool as hell

Now me and my friends are trying to find some place to explore... urban exploration..

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MonteLDS
07-03-2002, 09:18 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Raskolnikov:
Here's a little video on the Mormon page about the Granite Mountain Facility...

http://www.lds.org/media/videoclip/display/1,7031,1659-1-747,00.html

Makes sense to me. Our collection of records is the biggest in the world, I think... and it only makes sense to have them somewhere totally secure. The guy in the video is right - that collection is priceless and has taken literally billions of man hours of work to amass.</font>

makes tons of sense.

Mark LeDrew
07-03-2002, 01:17 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by MonteLDS:
makes tons of sense.</font>

*sneeze*bullshit*sneeze*

Ghetto_Squirrel
07-03-2002, 01:33 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by My Igloo:
SAME HERE!!!

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That's exactly what I did.

Everyone seemed to think it was funny, though, so I just assumed I was missing something.

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rubber
07-03-2002, 02:18 PM
I want into this secret society. If only one of them would come knocking on my door someday....


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DeviousJ
07-03-2002, 04:10 PM
http://www.halflifeworld.co.uk/images/index_gman.gif This thread is over.

Raskolnikov
07-03-2002, 04:17 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by sarmatianus:
Is it so ridiculous to say that the reason this place is so big is because they're expecting a hell of a lot of expansion over time? Is it so ridiculous to have a laboratory that might *******, yes, biohazardous chemicals, in order to continue to preserve, prolong the life of, and research preservation techniques of what the Mormons consider very holy and sacred documents? I'm sorry, I just don't smell anything credibly adding up to conspiracy or top secret project.</font>

That's the most logical post I've read on either this post, or the one over there on that other page.

I think a lot of people with this one are just running with assumptions. People are generally interested in the LDS Church 'cause we are definately different. I think people are just looking for something else to poke around at.

Raskolnikov
07-03-2002, 04:18 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
http://www.halflifeworld.co.uk/images/index_gman.gif This thread is over.</font>

Pure comedy.

The Half-Life motif that's emerging here is comic genius.

DeviousJ
07-03-2002, 04:22 PM
On a related note, this is the weirdest take on network security I've ever seen
http://www.meridianmagazine.com/sci_rel/020207protect2.html

AndySlash
07-03-2002, 04:25 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
http://www.loq12.at/filmnews/img/macewindu.jpg This thread is over.</font>

undivinemartyr
07-03-2002, 06:59 PM
That was more like the longest thread ever.
I read about half of page one... I'm still kind of skeptical, it could be someone's idea of a joke, those words on the door... but it is still a neet concept.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Dead Frequency:
After reading that joke on the first page about it saying "Type R" I went back and looked at the image and thought to myself, "There is no way it says type R, wtf." Then I realized it was a car joke. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/redface.gif</font>

Me too! Except that I didn't realize it has to do with cars, and I also didn't realize it was a joke. But I did think that there was no way it said Type R. Yeah. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

MisterSquishyHalo
07-03-2002, 08:22 PM
Very Interesting, I have read about this in the past. Apparently Earth has 5-6 lvls, the bottom 2 lvls are inhabited by the lizard people, the middle too by so called 'grays' one level is abandoned. There is talk about miles and miles of empty living space underneath our surface.

Have you gyus heard about the bottomless pits that they have been finding in washington?

This is very Art Bell'ish, you guys should listen to that more.

MisterSquishyHalo
07-03-2002, 08:25 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by MonteLDS:
makes tons of sense.</font>

Of course it makes tons of sense. No offense, but Mormons have a answer for EVERYTHING.

Orchestra
07-03-2002, 08:56 PM
Too bad this forum isn't that good

that was the most interesting.(but unbelievable) thing I have seen in a long time.
it took me and hour but I red the whole thing
YES, RED

MisterSquishyHalo
07-03-2002, 08:58 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Orchestra:
Too bad this forum isn't that good

that was the most interesting.(but unbelievable) thing I have seen in a long time.
it took me and hour but I red the whole thing
YES, RED</font>

blah blah blah blah

Orchestra
07-03-2002, 09:36 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by MisterSquishyHalo:
blah blah blah blah</font>

You win, I'm lame
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