View Full Version : netphoria senior superlatives


lucky_13
06-22-2002, 10:08 PM
you know its that time of year. when you get your yearbook and there's not one fucking picture of you. (unless your best friend is the editor or if you're actually involved but that's just screwy)
so here's your chance to shine if you were left out. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

i've been out of high school for five years so help me out if i forget any...do a girl and guy for each.

most well rounded
most popular
most athletic
most likely to succeed
friendliest
nicest smile
class clown
most likely to go to the principal's office
most likely to be making out in the hallway
shyest
best couple
most artistic
smartest
best friends

Graveflower
06-22-2002, 10:09 PM
I was quitest and most outspoken.

I'll have to scan it because nobody believes me.

BlueStar
06-22-2002, 10:10 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by lucky_13:

shyest
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<font color=#ADD8E6>We didn't have yearbook superlatives, but everytime awards like that were given out, I always got that one.


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sawdust restaurants
06-22-2002, 10:13 PM
I was most intellectual, and my girlfriend and I just missed being best couple by something like four votes.

pink_ribbon_scars
06-22-2002, 11:00 PM
i got one, something to do with being smart or likely to succeed. not "best memory" and that's for damn sure. maybe mpp will read this and be able to tell me. those fuckers at my high school lost my copy of the yearbook.

pink_ribbon_scars
06-22-2002, 11:13 PM
Oops, this thread wasn't about me in high school, was it? I don't know anyone here but I'll complete it anyway! Well, one for each.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by lucky_13:


most well rounded
scouse_dave, he seems to be smart, popular and friendly

most popular
mayfuck, because you don't have to be loved by everyone to be popular, you just have to be infamous

most athletic
good fucking question, i have NO IDEA

most likely to succeed
BlueStar

friendliest
pale_princess

nicest smile
HoneySpiderII or whatever his name is. he mainly posts in picture posts, but he's always smiling.

class clown
sickbadthing, even though he's awfully old for the title ( http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif)

most likely to go to the principal's office
affectation

most likely to be making out in the hallway
uh, andrew pakula and his car? i don't know. i give up. no offense andrew.


shyest
this is the most impossible place to determine things like this. graveflower, maybe, he seems like a "shy in real life" kinda guy

best couple
smiley33 and kypper? that's the only one i can think of at the moment.

most artistic
probably frail_and_bedazzled, even though this is just a stab in the dark

smartest
mpp, he's a smart son of a bitch

best friends
suze and julio? even if they're a couple (??) they seem to be awfully good friends.


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meow
06-22-2002, 11:36 PM
aw i thought this said "superlaXitives" how dissapointing

most well rounded: Probably no one.
most popular: pale_princess... and everyone loves Mayfuck
most athletic: No one. This is a fucking messageboard, we are all computer geeks
most likely to succeed: I can see ****** being president.. What a scary thought!
friendliest: scouse_dave, Smiley33
nicest smile: what the fuck.
class clown: KYPPER hahaha
most likely to go to the principal's office: THRILLHO
most likely to be making out in the hallway: Niki and everyone
shyest: no one is shy here.
best couple: fucktard and dumbass
most artistic: Matt
smartest: anyone who has graduated high school
best friends: YOU AND YOUR MOM

melancholia
06-22-2002, 11:47 PM
i won "most unique" in high school. woo.

mpp
06-23-2002, 04:05 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
i won "most unique" in high school. woo.</font>

can you make unique into a superlative? seems a bit redundant, but nevertheless a cool award to get! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif


yeah i got most likely to succeed b/c i'm a big bitch

thanks for the support, pink_ribbon_scars; i'm a smart muthafucka http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif

so yeah, here's a few of mine:

well rounded: Vacancy (it would've been scouse_dave but somebody else chose him so i had to give Vacancy some credit; he posts about baseball, movies and fights...three things i like and are disparate at the same time)

smartest: affectation; he's been here a while and he's got the logic going on; and he's funny and smart enough to get away with being backed into corners

nicest: RedWine something or other; nice guy/girl

most popular: i'll have to say Mayfuck

most likely to succeed: ****** or irrelevant; can't choose

Mayfuck
06-23-2002, 04:09 AM
This is ridiculous and sad. I was completely non-existent in high school. I have never posted anything funny, intelligent, relevant or memorable on this thread. My only contribution is that I have 21,000 posts. Please kill me. I want to die. I want the "most suicidal" award and I have the scars on my arms to prove it.

So very sad about me
06-23-2002, 04:12 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
This is ridiculous and sad. I was completely non-existent in high school. I have never posted anything funny, intelligent, relevant or memorable on this thread. My only contribution is that I have 21,000 posts. Please kill me. I want to die. I want the "most suicidal" award and I have the scars on my arms to prove it.</font>

*hands you a rusty butter knife*

frail_and_bedazzled
06-23-2002, 04:14 AM
yeah, i was pretty non-existant, too. if they had most bizarre, i might have won. or...i don't know. some dumb tacky bitch got most artistic in my class and she didn't even go to art school. pschaw.

Elvis The Fat Years
06-23-2002, 04:14 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
i won "most unique" in high school. woo.</font>

http://cheez125.homestead.com/files/b_manson.jpg

mpp
06-23-2002, 04:20 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
My only contribution is that I have 21,000 posts. </font>

but at least you have 21,000 posts

congrats!

look on the bright side; people here know who you are and most of them would miss you if you left

TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld
06-23-2002, 04:26 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
This is ridiculous and sad. I was completely non-existent in high school. I have never posted anything funny, intelligent, relevant or memorable on this thread. My only contribution is that I have 21,000 posts. Please kill me. I want to die. I want the "most suicidal" award and I have the scars on my arms to prove it.</font>

Oh, come on--don't you think you're being a bit hard on yourself? I've chuckled at some of your posts now and then, and I think you've got some decent stuff going on in your head.

As for "Most Suicidal", I guess I kind of pussied out when lines were drawn, so you can have it.

slunky_munky
06-23-2002, 04:27 AM
I don't know enough about most Netphorians to make these types of awards.

I hated these things in school. Not so much because I wasn't really noticed by most people but because the people awarded "most funny" titles were never the funniest people around. If you're partially funny and very popular, you are in fact very funny.

Incidently, I was voted most likely to be a bum. I think that was just a charity award, they had to give me something

Mr. Rhinoceros
06-23-2002, 05:57 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by mpp:
well rounded: Vacancy (it would've been scouse_dave but somebody else chose him so i had to give Vacancy some credit; he posts about baseball, movies and fights...three things i like and are disparate at the same time)</font>

<font color=#007AAA>I post about baseball, football, basketball, hockey, music, movies, politics, history, and sociology. All this and I'm six times more intelligent than the aptly named Vacancy. Plus, I'm literally well rounded.

I WINZ.

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Mr. Rhinoceros
06-23-2002, 06:00 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
This is ridiculous and sad. I was completely non-existent in high school. I have never posted anything funny, intelligent, relevant or memorable on this thread. My only contribution is that I have 21,000 posts. Please kill me. I want to die. I want the "most suicidal" award and I have the scars on my arms to prove it.</font>

<font color=#007AAA>Do it already, Julio. Quit being a fucking bitch.

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Graveflower
06-23-2002, 10:53 AM
I wasn't invisible in high school, I was the school punching bag.

lucky_13
06-23-2002, 11:38 AM
most well rounded - scouse_dave
most popular - julio, shaunna, desiree
most athletic - ha
most likely to succeed - bluestar, tiaragurl
friendliest - alex
nicest smile - shannon
class clown - wayne, deviousj
most likely to go to the principal's office - glenn, noyen and sickbadthing. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif
most likely to be making out in the hallway - shaunna and indie boy of the moment
shyest - uh...me?
best couple - hmmmm... i like the nauseating ones. jenny4ever and phantomfm
most artistic - cozmic, liz
smartest - failure, will
best friends - kenzie and tasha, julio and suze



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Graveflower
06-23-2002, 11:40 AM
how come nobody has picked me as shyest, if this was in real life I probably wouldn't talk at all

bittertrance
06-23-2002, 12:26 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros:
<font color=#007AAA>I post about baseball, football, basketball, hockey, music, movies, politics, history, and sociology. All this and I'm six times more intelligent than the aptly named Vacancy. Plus, I'm literally well rounded.

I WINZ.

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plus you = not wigger

mpp
06-23-2002, 12:28 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros:
I post about baseball, football, basketball, hockey, music, movies, politics, history, and sociology. All this and I'm six times more intelligent than the aptly named Vacancy. Plus, I'm literally well rounded.

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all good points

Eulogy
06-23-2002, 12:32 PM
most well rounded - scouse_dave
most popular - mayfuck
most athletic - ME!! (Does anyone else here even play a sport?)
most likely to succeed - sawdust restaurants
friendliest - N/A
class clown - Affectation
most likely to go to the principal's office - Affectation
shyest - Graveflower!
best couple - jenny4ever/phantomfm...always entertaining
most artistic - Ihaman

bonsor
06-23-2002, 12:51 PM
most well rounded - Mr. Rhinoceros (you're not forgetten, my friend)
most popular - Too close to call
most athletic - what the fuck?
most likely to succeed - Mark LeDrew. I don't know why I think that.
friendliest - Never_Nohen
nicest smile - Your mom
class clown - I Ate My Hamster (keep in mind that class clowns were never funny)
most likely to go to the principal's office - PkFucko
most likely to be making out in the hallway -pale_princess, definitely
shyest - Doesn't make sense. If people were shy, they wouldn't post, and if they didn't post, we wouldn't know about them. DUH
best couple - yuck
most artistic - Undone
smartest - Affectation
best friends - slarification, plz.

Oblivious
06-23-2002, 12:56 PM
since i have nothing better to do...

most well rounded - DeviousJ(he seems intelligent without being pretentious and he doesn't seem to take anything around here too seriously)
most popular - julio http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif
most athletic - chad http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif
most likely to succeed - BlueStar
friendliest - ihaman/matt
nicest smile - http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/confused.gif
class clown - Smiley33
most likely to go to the principal's office - ELvis the Fat Years http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif
most likely to be making out in the hallway - chad and i http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif
shyest - eh, me? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/redface.gif
best couple - i dunno.
most artistic - fuck if i know.
smartest - eh, no comment.
best friends - chad and i

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pale_princess
06-23-2002, 03:00 PM
most well rounded- brendan sweeney
most popular- glenn duncan
most athletic- yuo
most likely to succeed- uhh bluestar?
friendliest- meow
nicest smile- ryan patrick http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif
class clown- elvis the fat years
most likely to go to the principal's office- mark rosini
most likely to be making out in the hallway- me and tear stained glass http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif
shyest- julio garcia
best couple- julio & suze
most artistic- rhonda bowlin
smartest- nairb noslrac
best friends- julio & suze

kypper
06-23-2002, 03:01 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by meow:

class clown: KYPPER hahaha
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I actually sort of was one year.

kypper
06-23-2002, 03:03 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Eulogy:
most well rounded - scouse_dave
most popular - mayfuck
most athletic - ME!! (Does anyone else here even play a sport?)
most likely to succeed - sawdust restaurants
friendliest - N/A
class clown - Affectation
most likely to go to the principal's office - Affectation
shyest - Graveflower!
best couple - jenny4ever/phantomfm...always entertaining
most artistic - Ihaman

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I jog regularly and used to skate 4 times a week. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

bonsor
06-23-2002, 03:13 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:
smartest- nairb noslrac</font><font color="0084ff">I am such a fuckhead. I am just now realizing what the hell nairb noslrac means. I thought nairb was some new line of hair removal products.

pink_ribbon_scars
06-23-2002, 04:04 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Graveflower:
how come nobody has picked me as shyest, if this was in real life I probably wouldn't talk at all</font>

i did, very first

Graveflower
06-23-2002, 04:05 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars:
i did, very first

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hey thanks lets make out.

see the shyness is jsut an act

DeviousJ
06-23-2002, 05:31 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Oblivious:
most well rounded - DeviousJ(he seems intelligent without being pretentious and he doesn't seem to take anything around here too seriously)</font>

Why, thank you very much mon ami!

Ghetto_Squirrel
06-23-2002, 05:53 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
<font color="0084ff">I am such a fuckhead. I am just now realizing what the hell nairb noslrac means. I thought nairb was some new line of hair removal products.

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Well, you're out of Smartest contention now.

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BlueStar
06-23-2002, 05:59 PM
<font color=#ADD8E6>I appreciate all the "most likely to succeed" votes. Hopefully, that will turn out ot be true. *crosses fingers* Though things are looking a hell of a lot better now that I have a decent job offer.

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pale_princess
06-23-2002, 06:17 PM
shaunna and indie boy of the moment? believe me, if i had it my way, it wouldn't be like that... http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

lucky_13
06-23-2002, 06:31 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:
shaunna and indie boy of the moment? believe me, if i had it my way, it wouldn't be like that... http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif</font>
aww i'm sorry. i'll change it to "indie life partner" http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

pale_princess
06-23-2002, 06:32 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by lucky_13:
Originally posted by pale_princess:
shaunna and indie boy of the moment? believe me, if i had it my way, it wouldn't be like that... http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif</font>
aww i'm sorry. i'll change it to "indie life partner" http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif



yeah but 'random indie boy' is more realistic. in happy shaunna world she has an indie boy life partner. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

NinjaTurtle
06-23-2002, 06:35 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by lucky_13:
best couple

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Greg Ryan + NinjaTurtle
YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAW!

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Oblivious
06-24-2002, 01:14 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
Why, thank you very much mon ami!</font>

you mean "mon amiE"?

I Ate My Hamster
06-24-2002, 05:06 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
class clown - I Ate My Hamster (keep in mind that class clowns were never funny)
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Hahahahaha.

Fattening Ass
06-24-2002, 05:13 AM
<font color=font colors fucking suck>Hmm.. i like being known...but still unknown. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif
i'd like to keep it that way.

DeviousJ
06-24-2002, 07:32 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Oblivious:
you mean "mon amiE"? </font>

mon amy

scouse_dave
06-24-2002, 07:44 AM
we don't go in for all this senior superlatives thing in england, it's a shame. i've always thought it was cool idea.

btw, i appreciate all the 'most well rounded' and 'friendliest' votes... http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

most well rounded: bluestar, or shutterbugg when she was around
most popular: cactuar
most athletic: wow, that's a hard choice http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif
most likely to succeed: andrew pakula
friendliest: meow
nicest smile: so very sad about me
class clown: cactuar - he's also the class fag
most likely to go to the principal's office: sickbadthing
most likely to be making out in the hallway: niki
shyest: graveflower
best couple: mark and serena
most artistic: cosmic
smartest: sawdust restaurants, 13
best friends: hmmm, dunno

strange_one
06-24-2002, 09:03 AM
<font color=33FFFF>most well rounded: mr rhino
most popular: mayfuck
most athletic: Smiley33(I'd imagine so)
friendliest: Ammy
nicest smile: So Very Sad About Me
class clown: uh, cactuar
most likely to go to the principal's office: julian porn conniseur
most likely to be making out in the hallway: shaunna
shyest: mark le drew
best couple: don't know
most artistic: wang computers
smartest: fathoms(unadored)
best friends: vacancy and ninja turtle

Oblivious
06-24-2002, 09:55 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
mon amy</font>

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif