i mean if she weren't kind of chunky i'd say screw it and try to fuck her probably

but she is so i don't really know what's going on here

:-/

go for anal

have you ever had sex with a chunky girl.

it all just started like this week too. i really don't get it.

she told me she was bringing me liquor and porn as a housewarming gift after i move in. and that she's throwing me a birthday party. and that she's coming over to get drunk tomorrow. wtf

on the plus side, she's got hot friends. hot enough for me to want to bang. yes, even though i like dudes.

stick in the pooper
do fat chicks wipe their asses

******, i've never had sex, period!

or, exclamation point, as the case may be

you're gay dude

it's ok

the one thing you must learn about sex with a chunky girl is:

the ways that it is different are the ways that it is better.

the one thing you must learn about sex with a chunky girl is:

the ways that it is different are the ways that it is better.
do they still have vaginas?

elaborate

do they still have vaginas?

yeah but it's a bitch finding them

man some people are really hateful to fat people

are they mad because we can cook?

I hate it when fat girls won't sleep with me because I'm fat.

yeah but it's a bitch finding them
what's the joke? roll them in flour until you find the wet spot?

i don't think that's true

there are levels of fat

it just is.

i mean remember when before you started masturbating you would just kinda hump your pillow? imagine humping a huge flesh pillow.

am i being clear?

man some people are really hateful to fat people

are they mad because we can cook?

i don't hate her. i think she's a lot of fun and stuff. but i'm just not physically attracted to chunky girls. just not my thing.

it just is.

i mean remember when before you started masturbating you would just kinda hump your pillow? imagine humping a huge flesh pillow.

am i being clear?

crystal.

you are attracted to men

funny that ****** is saying this stuff, the episode of FG when Lois gets fat was on last night.

"There were so many boobs I didn't know which was my boobs or your boobs!"

something tells me i am not

you are attracted to men

funny that ****** is saying this stuff, the episode of FG when Lois gets fat was on last night.

"There were so many boobs I didn't know which was my boobs or your boobs!"
yeah i glanced at thtat episode on my dvr then deleted it.

sex is sex. people are to absorbed with what they're having sex with than who they're having sx with.

i like thick girls with big boobs and nice wide hips but they don't like me because they get skinny guys to fuck them since guys will fuck anyone just so they can go on messageboards and brag of their nightly conquests

you are attracted to men



yeah and there are girls i'd fuck too

i was watching wedding crashers last night and thinking about how much i'd like to bone rachel mcadams. i don't feel like i need to swear off of women because i like guys.

i think you should you bastard

it's not like i'm stealing any from you at the moment. geeze.

yeah that's true

I hate it when fat girls won't sleep with me because I'm fat.


This makes no sense...

what's the joke? roll them in flour until you find the wet spot?
:rofl:

This makes no sense...

Yeah I know.

This makes no sense...
actually it makes perfect sense because guys are less picky.

I hate it when people lie to me and tell me that girls are into personality and a sense of humor.

man some people are really hateful to fat people

are they mad because we can cook?
maybe it's that the morbidly obese are disgusting to look upon and make themselves a nuisance a thousand different ways. furthermore there is a strong correlation between obesity and certain character flaws because most people would not be fat unless they were lazy or weak or dishonest with themselves or piggish

I hate it when people lie to me and tell me that girls are into personality and a sense of humor.
this is dumber than "she must be a lesbian". just because you dont have looks doesnt mean you are funny and have a great personality

i saw the fattest girl the other day at a restaurant. she was sitting right in my line of view and it was starting to make me lose my appetite. the way she picked up her noodles and lifted them into the air and tilted her fat head back to eat them. barf. she must have been like 7 or something.

that was me :(

hey alex no one gives a shit about what you have to say

well maybe lauren does but she's a piece of garbage

eulogy = homoflexible

pics plz

nice find

Hey banging a fat chick is like riding a scooter while singing very loud without a care. Its all exciting and fun until your friends see you.

I hate it when people lie to me and tell me that girls are into personality and a sense of humor.

largest BS I've ever heard.

looool brendans posts match his custom title perfectly

man, what a difference 9 months makes, eh? bye bye sexual frustration!

still willing to bang hot chicks if given the opportunity?

i thought this thread was about fat chicks?

still willing to bang hot chicks if given the opportunity?

i'm only willing to bang one person at the moment

how come trotskilicious stopped posting?

uncontrolled diabetes

he'll be back i'm sure.

he seemed to develop quite the distaste for me the last time he was around though. :-/

it seemed like he was going through a rough patch there for a while and then lightened up a bit. and then disappeared.

maybe he got so fat he can't put his finger on a keyboard without squashing two or three letters at a time

uhhh were his increasingly bitter attacks on me part of his lightening up period? he was at his cuntiest before he disappeared. to me, at least.

AND HEY, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME, ISN'T IT?

I think it depends.

If I remember correctly what I'm thinking of his darker period was when he was thinking everyone was after him, picking on him, being mean to him, etc. If he was being a dick to you later but taking any sort of glee out of it then that would be the lightening up period.

Of course this could be all a bit confused in my head, Netphoria time seems to work different from real world time.

apparently his story is that he got banned by some mistake and decided not to ask pakula to unban his account and took the opportunity to leave netphoria for good

this is an interesting thread.

HEY GUYS :-/