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PkPhuoko
06-12-2002, 09:25 PM
http://www.superiorpics.com/anna_kournikova/images/anna068.jpg

yum

kypper
06-12-2002, 09:27 PM
thighs are a little too butchy for me, thanks.

Affectation
06-12-2002, 09:28 PM
<font color=00ff33>Um...no. She's barely even attractive. If not for her fame, she would be a three beer hump for most of the world.

Shattering Glass
06-12-2002, 09:29 PM
looks like shes been hit already... buy an ugly stick.

i need a better image to say that i would.

bittertrance
06-12-2002, 09:31 PM
clint , clint, clint....guys here only like the nerdy ugly chicks *natalie portman*

Mark LeDrew
06-12-2002, 09:33 PM
You guys are all full of shit.

I am not ashamed to say that I would hit it and I would hit it hard.

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PkPhuoko
06-12-2002, 09:33 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
thighs are a little too butchy for me, thanks.</font>

spoken like a true virgin

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Eulogy
06-12-2002, 09:33 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Affectation:
Um...no. She's barely even attractive. </font>

You're insane.

Affectation
06-12-2002, 09:34 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by bittertrance:
clint , clint, clint....guys here only like the nerdy ugly chicks *natalie portman*</font><font color=00ff33>Are you retarded, or just gay? Natalie Portman is amazingly attractive.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/73/039_38110.jpg

Affectation
06-12-2002, 09:35 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Eulogy:
You're insane.</font>
<font color=00ff33>Look at her mug. Something just isn't right.

kypper
06-12-2002, 09:35 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by PkPhuoko:
spoken like a true virgin

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Yup. Amazing how I can sleep next to a girl every night for a good solid year and never get laid eh?

Affectation
06-12-2002, 09:35 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
Yup. Amazing how I can sleep next to a girl every night for a good solid year and never get laid eh?</font><font color=00ff33>In your mind, chief.

PkPhuoko
06-12-2002, 09:36 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
Yup. Amazing how I can sleep next to a girl every night for a good solid year and never get laid eh?</font>

ya ain't gotta lie to kick it

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kypper
06-12-2002, 09:37 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by PkPhuoko:
ya ain't gotta lie to kick it

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Great one. I know when I'm owned.

relaxor!
06-12-2002, 09:38 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
Great one. I know when I'm owned. </font>

serious yo

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SilverFhuck
06-12-2002, 09:39 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Affectation:
[QUOTE]<font color=00ff33>Are you retarded, or just gay? Natalie Portman is amazingly attractive.</font></font>

She's aight. Needs a burger or something though.

bittertrance
06-12-2002, 09:39 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Affectation:
Originally posted by bittertrance:
clint , clint, clint....guys here only like the nerdy ugly chicks *natalie portman*</font><font color=00ff33>Are you retarded, or just gay? Natalie Portman is amazingly attractive.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/73/039_38110.jpg




the other thing about guys that love natalie (which is beyond me) is when you say she is ass, they post like 5,000 pictures of her

my theory is she is the one star most guys think they actually have a chance with if they meet her in person

PkPhuoko
06-12-2002, 09:40 PM
http://www.superiorpics.com/anna_kournikova/images/anna066.jpg

something about natural generic beauty beats out a boney 95lbs chick any day

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Affectation
06-12-2002, 09:41 PM
<font color=00ff33>She looks like she has Down's Syndrome.

Clint's style to a T.

Eulogy
06-12-2002, 09:42 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Affectation:
Look at her mug. Something just isn't right.</font>

The picture in this thread isn't great...she normally looks much much much better.

http://cache.katrillion.com/images/a/anna.kournikova.upi0716_ftr.jpg

kypper
06-12-2002, 09:43 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Affectation:
<font color=00ff33>She looks like she has Down's Syndrome.

Clint's style to a T.</font>

Yup, she does there indeed.
Portman is the winner by far, although I'd be afraid of breaking her in two. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif

bittertrance
06-12-2002, 09:44 PM
show a pic of Portman without makeup

oh wait there arent any..i wonder why

Shattering Glass
06-12-2002, 09:45 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Eulogy:
The picture in this thread isn't great...she normally looks much much much better.

http://cache.katrillion.com/images/a/anna.kournikova.upi0716_ftr.jpg </font>

That picture is even WORSE.

Eulogy
06-12-2002, 09:46 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by bittertrance:


oh wait there arent any..i wonder why</font>


I bet it's because she looks like shit without it.

SilverFhuck
06-12-2002, 09:46 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Shattering Glass:
That picture is even WORSE.</font>

you're gay.

Eulogy
06-12-2002, 09:47 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Shattering Glass:
That picture is even WORSE.</font>

Uh...no.

Guen
06-12-2002, 09:47 PM
i can't say the tennis chick does it for me, but how in hell can you say that her thighs are "butchy"? they look pretty damn slim to me, especially for an athlete.

and natalie portman is pretty, perhaps, but way too plain to ever be sexy.

kypper
06-12-2002, 09:47 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Guen:
i can't say the tennis chick does it for me, but how in hell can you say that her thighs are "butchy"? they look pretty damn slim to me, especially for an athlete.

and natalie portman is pretty, perhaps, but way too plain to ever be sexy.</font>

Butchy meaning they're overmuscled. I didn't imply 'fat'.

Eulogy
06-12-2002, 09:48 PM
http://members.aol.com/Lehoux/anna.jpg

strange_one
06-12-2002, 09:49 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Eulogy:

http://cache.katrillion.com/images/a/anna.kournikova.upi0716_ftr.jpg </font>

<font color=33FFFF> sh'es prettier in this one

Shattering Glass
06-12-2002, 09:50 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by SilverFhuck:
you're gay.</font>

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif yeah, because i think that chick looks like butt, im considered gay. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif

SilverFhuck
06-12-2002, 09:51 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Shattering Glass:
http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif yeah, because i think that chick looks like butt, im considered gay. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif</font>

exactly.

bittertrance
06-12-2002, 09:52 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Shattering Glass:
http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif yeah, because i think that chick looks like butt, im considered gay. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif</font>


no you were considered gay before that

Shattering Glass
06-12-2002, 09:53 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by SilverFhuck:
exactly.</font>

wow, your logic is fucking whack.

Shattering Glass
06-12-2002, 09:54 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by bittertrance:

no you were considered gay before that</font>

umm yeah ok.

SilverFhuck
06-12-2002, 09:55 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Shattering Glass:
wow, your logic is fucking whack.</font>

denial. it happens.

it's ok, you'll get over it.

Eulogy
06-12-2002, 09:58 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Shattering Glass:
wow, your logic is fucking whack.</font>

whack is an adjective?

PkPhuoko
06-12-2002, 09:59 PM
http://www.actustar.com/photos/portmannatalie.jpg

natalie with no makeup


95lbs bony chick vs http://www.superiorpics.com/anna_kournikova/images/anna045.jpg

Guen
06-12-2002, 10:00 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
Butchy meaning they're overmuscled. I didn't imply 'fat'.</font>

i never said fat. i know what butchy means, and i don't think they look muscular at all. where are the muscles?

Oblivious
06-12-2002, 10:00 PM
who is the tennis chick?

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Eulogy
06-12-2002, 10:00 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by PkPhuoko:
http://www.actustar.com/photos/portmannatalie.jpg

natalie with no makeup


</font>


Are you sure there's no makeup there?

Eulogy
06-12-2002, 10:03 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Oblivious:
who is the tennis chick?

</font>

Anna Kournikova.

PkPhuoko
06-12-2002, 10:03 PM
girls with thighs can do things girls without can't

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Oblivious
06-12-2002, 10:04 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Eulogy:
Anna Kournikova.</font>

ok. she looks like she'd be a better fuck than natalie portman anyway.

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Guen
06-12-2002, 10:04 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by PkPhuoko:
girls with thighs can do things girls without can't

</font>

tru dat.

Lie
06-12-2002, 10:13 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by PkPhuoko:
http://www.actustar.com/photos/portmannatalie.jpg

natalie with no makeup
</font>

Okay, someone's gonna tell me I'm smoking crack, but I think she looks much better without makeup.

Ammy
06-12-2002, 10:14 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
Okay, someone's gonna tell me I'm smoking crack, but I think she looks much better without makeup.</font>

us girls seem to think things differently than the guys... I think she looks great.. but apparently he posted that thinking she looked desgusting? (least that's what it seemed was implied)

bonsor
06-12-2002, 10:15 PM
<font color="0084ff">Natalie Portman is beauty personified. She's smart too.

Affectation
06-12-2002, 10:22 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by PkPhuoko:
girls with thighs can do things girls without can't

</font><font color=00ff33>What? Crush you, and polish off an entire bucket of KFC?

SilverFhuck
06-12-2002, 10:22 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
<font color="0084ff">She's smart too.</font>

Now now, this has nothing to do w/ the topic.

PkPhuoko
06-12-2002, 10:23 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
She's smart too.</font>

i love comments like that about celebritys

THRILLHO
06-12-2002, 10:25 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
Natalie Portman is beauty personified. She's smart too.</font>

true, but i would bet good money she's a really really boring yuppie in person.
the professional is the exception to her shitty acting and film career too

now, they say russian chicks will try anything once. i think i have a thing for russians. anna could crush your skull with her legs. so yeah, i'd hit it.

PkPhuoko
06-12-2002, 10:28 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Affectation:
What? Crush you, and polish off an entire bucket of KFC?

</font>

exactly

Fonzie
06-12-2002, 10:29 PM
Anna's fantastic.

Portman's ok.

Incedentally, Anna was voted #1 in the 100 sexiest women poll by readers of Australian FHM.



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wounded
06-12-2002, 10:34 PM
i'm going to go out on a limb here guys and say i'd hit em both.


and natalie probably is smart, i'm sure she bought her way into harvard though. and she does have some absolutely dreadful scenes in both star wars movies.

frail_and_bedazzled
06-13-2002, 01:11 AM
i think they're both perfectly lovely. natalie portman is probably more classically beautiful...still, they out-do anything any one of us could ever get.

Vacancy
06-13-2002, 01:14 AM
natalie portman is hotter.

anna kournikova, i think the only time she's ever looked really hot is in the enrique eglasias video. i'd fuckin ram it though

Lie
06-13-2002, 02:11 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ammy:
us girls seem to think things differently than the guys... I think she looks great.. but apparently he posted that thinking she looked desgusting? (least that's what it seemed was implied)</font>

I actually don't think she's particularly beautiful. She's more mischeviously cute than beautiful. Regardless, she looks a lot better in that picture than any of the ones I've seen where she's made up.

Lie
06-13-2002, 02:12 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
<font color="0084ff">She's smart too.</font>

Things I'm looking forward to:

-talking to a girl...SEXUALLY!

Lie
06-13-2002, 02:14 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by frail_and_bedazzled:
...still, they out-do anything any one of us could ever get.</font>

Ahem. Speak for yourself, dearie.

*gets all offended and ruffled*

scouse_dave
06-13-2002, 04:59 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Affectation:
<font color=00ff33>Um...no. She's barely even attractive. If not for her fame, she would be a three beer hump for most of the world.</font>

you'd do her in a FLASH...

conclusion: you're a stupid liar

lolita
06-13-2002, 05:06 AM
http://devonaoki.free.fr/new.html?display=http%3A//devonaoki.free.fr/index1.jpg

they are two different types of 'beautiful'. here's another..
would you hit that?

[This message has been edited by lolita (edited 06-13-2002).]

BeautifulLoser
06-13-2002, 05:46 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Affectation:
<font color=00ff33>What? Crush you, and polish off an entire bucket of KFC?

</font>



[This message has been edited by BeautifulLoser (edited 06-13-2002).]

scouse_dave
06-13-2002, 06:06 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by lolita:
would you hit that?</font>

damn right...the red x look is SOOOOOOO hot<font color=black>

[This message has been edited by scouse_dave (edited 06-13-2002).]

DeviousJ
06-13-2002, 07:14 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Vacancy:
anna kournikova, i think the only time she's ever looked really hot is in the enrique eglasias video. </font>

I thought the general consensus in this thread was against bad makeup?

raygun187
06-13-2002, 08:34 PM
I can't believe anybody (chicks included) does not find that picture sexy. She looks hot as fuck in that picture, and I don't usually find her THAT attractive.

Reine Noir
06-13-2002, 09:10 PM
I wouldn't hit it. Ew.

spava
06-14-2002, 12:03 AM
<font color=crimson>OMFG R LEG WARMERZ REELY CUMING BAK INT 2 STILE???!!!!!1112

*stabs self*

slunky_munky
06-14-2002, 12:27 AM
but after sex what would you want to do with these chicks ?

a) talk about tennis
b) talk about star wars

Lie
06-14-2002, 01:28 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by slunky_munky:
but after sex what would you want to do with these chicks ?

a) talk about tennis
b) talk about star wars
</font>

Those are both perfectly legitimate, enjoyable topics of conversation.

kypper
06-14-2002, 01:32 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
Those are both perfectly legitimate, enjoyable topics of conversation.</font>

compared to what?

Cerberus
06-14-2002, 01:44 AM
http://www.megakournikova.com/gallery/gallery0/ak012.jpg

<font color="silver">Every junior high-schooler's dream.

Lie
06-14-2002, 01:48 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
compared to what?</font>

Any of the topics of conversation on Netphoria right now.

kypper
06-14-2002, 01:52 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
Any of the topics of conversation on Netphoria right now.</font>

I need ritalin. What can I say?

Altezano
06-14-2002, 01:54 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by slunky_munky:
but after sex what would you want to do with these chicks ?

a) talk about tennis
b) talk about star wars

</font>

<font color = "Altezano">Sorry d00d, but it'd be about tennis.

Star Wars is for geeks.</font>