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<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
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Are you trying to get me drunk so you can rape and pillage my country??? It's not going to work, mister! <font color = black> unless you have southern comfort

This band sucks.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by So very sad about me:
Are you trying to get me drunk so you can rape and pillage my country??? It's not going to work, mister! <font color = black> unless you have southern comfort

</font>

We terrorists like to get drunk and have a good time too lady!

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
This band sucks.</font>

Have another beer, you can bottle them later

I'll have a cup of coffee.

hey. nice shoes, wanna fuck?

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
I'll have a cup of coffee.</font>

Spanish coffee for sir *slides down table*

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Disarmed:
hey. nice shoes, wanna fuck?</font>

You can't see my shoes from there!

I've had a bad day.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
Spanish coffee for sir *slides down table*</font>

yaaak http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif
I wish I could be a bartender http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
I've had a bad day.</font>

Spilled your coffe, broke your shoelace.....smeared the lipstick on your face???

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<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
You can't see my shoes from there!</font>

you mean those aren't your shoes?!!?!? good god, man! you're a freak!

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
I've had a bad day.</font>

Wanna talk about it? *polishes glass*
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<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
yaaak http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif
I wish I could be a bartender http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif</font>

Need a job? Got any ID young man?

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Disarmed:
you mean those aren't your shoes?!!?!? good god, man! you're a freak!

</font>

I think you've had enough lemonade

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
Need a job? Got any ID young man?</font>

I'm one of the few here with legitimate ID

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
I think you've had enough lemonade</font>

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
I'm one of the few here with legitimate ID </font>

Then get a towel over your shoulder and get back here! Minimum wage plus tips, but netphoria's *very* generous

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
I'm one of the few here with legitimate ID </font>

...in canada.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Disarmed:
</font>

How about some bourbon?

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
...in canada.</font>


I still don't need a fake to buy myself a drink, now do I?

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
How about some bourbon?</font>

now you're talkin' http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

Is there a pool table? I'm feeling restless.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
Is there a pool table? I'm feeling restless.</font>

Depends...are you gonna start a whole heap'a trouble?

i'll have a bottle of 151 and my own booth, please. i like to get trashed in a corner by myself and shoot evil looks

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
Depends...are you gonna start a whole heap'a trouble?</font>

*shakes head innocently* http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
Is there a pool table? I'm feeling restless.</font>

snooker.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:

I still don't need a fake to buy myself a drink, now do I? </font>

And neither do I.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
Is there a pool table? I'm feeling restless.</font>

<font color=#ADD8E6>Sometimes, I like to consume large amounts of alcohol and dance on pool tables.



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<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by frail_and_bedazzled:
i'll have a bottle of 151 and my own booth, please. i like to get trashed in a corner by myself and shoot evil looks</font>

There's one under the disco ball!

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
*shakes head innocently* http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif</font>

Well... here ya go, not too much hustling

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by BlueStar:
<font color=#ADD8E6>Sometimes, I like to consume large amounts of alcohol and dance on pool tables.

</font>

We have a stage! And maybe karaoke later

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by BlueStar:
<font color=#ADD8E6>Sometimes, I like to consume large amounts of alcohol and dance on pool tables.</font></font>

Not during my game, you don't.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
We have a stage!</font>

<font color=#ADD8E6>Ooooh...perfect. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif



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did someone say karaoke? i'm pretty good at fucking up Zero if given the chance. it's the only song i can do karaoke. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

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Ok, my new bartender Kypper's in charge - I don't want to come back tomorrow to find the place burned down

*disappears through mysterious door behind the bar*

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
Well... here ya go, not too much hustling</font>

http://www.thebilliardstour.com/images/chaulk1.gif

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
http://www.thebilliardstour.com/images/chaulk1.gif </font>

Your own chalk? What a pro!

*bets on you*

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
Ok, my new bartender Kypper's in charge - I don't want to come back tomorrow to find the place burned down

*disappears through mysterious door behind the bar*</font>

some day he's gotta teach me that one.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Oblivious:
did someone say karaoke? i'm pretty good at fucking up Zero if given the chance. it's the only song i can do karaoke. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

</font>

Hell, the house band can jam it for you!
*reveals stage with full drumkit, amps, guitars and mics*
Have fun kids

Sorry, the band seems to have stopped
*throws bottle at band*
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<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
some day he's gotta teach me that one.</font>

You're still on probation, and I know how much tequila's in that bottle!
Maybe tomorrow

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
You're still on probation, and I know how much tequila's in that bottle!
Maybe tomorrow</font>

Ever had a 'holy bartender'?

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
Ever had a 'holy bartender'? </font>

*crawls through hole in wall, emerges behind bulletproof glass*

No, do go on.

Ok, if the band stops again someone needs to make a request, if you know what I mean. If you're gonna brawl, don't break too many chairs!

*walks in*

"HI SHAUNNA@!!!!"

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:
*walks in*

"HI SHAUNNA@!!!!"</font>

Who bit your clit?

*sticks head under Coors tap and drinks freely*

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<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by So very sad about me:
*sticks head under Coors tap and drinks freely*

</font>

*slap* enough of that. that'll be 20 bucks, and everything else will be mostly head.

alright

what's your cheapest pint?

Long Island Ice Tea.. mmm...

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censored25: Dont be sad, Jesus loves your ass

STREAKS THROUGH BAR

<font color=#ADD8E6>*begins to strip on stage*

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<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by scouse_dave:
alright

what's your cheapest pint?</font>

Moose Drool Brown Ale

http://bigskybrew.com/main/images/moosedrool.jpg <font color=black>

[This message has been edited by wangcomputers (edited 06-12-2002).]

this music isn't just in my head, right?

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by wangcomputers:
Moose Drool Brown Ale
</font>

a pint of your finest Moose Drool then please

Moose thats gross
I'll have the crab juice http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by BlueStar:
<font color=#ADD8E6>*begins to strip on stage*

</font>

What, so this'll be a pic post now? Yee!

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<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
http://www.thebilliardstour.com/images/chaulk1.gif </font>

*becomes vaguely aroused* Y'know, girl could get in trouble 'round here chalkin' her cue like that...

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Sort of a ... freetard ..."

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Shparticus:
YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO CHALK MY CUE, BABY!!!

</font>

Yells to the band in a drunken stupor:

"PLAY SOME SKINNYRD MAAAANNN! FREEEEEEBIIIIIRRRRDDD!!"

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
Not during my game, you don't.</font>


i'll play ya...


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corona with lime and a shot of cuervo please...

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<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by blackfaerie:
corona with lime and a shot of cuervo please...

</font>

*throws bottles around like Tom Cruise*

*gropes Samantha*

4 shots-- vodka.

...and 20 bucks to the first person to identify which movie that quote came from...

*stumbles in Kramer-style with pet monkey and whigger fro*
*dodges projectiles*

i don't see why kypper gets to bartend. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif i mean i'm a REAL LIFE bartender. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif why can't I bartend? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

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alright I'll take a dirty Tuaca shot then, Oblivious

because kypper serves better wine and makes mini pina coladas for my pet monkey.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Massive Attack:
alright I'll take a dirty Tuaca shot then, Oblivious</font>

tuaca is kinda gross but okay! fuck. someone drank all the kahlua. maybe if kypper had not been letting all these retards behind the bar. now you have to have bottom shelf coffee liquour in your drink. sorries. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

Can someone direct me to the shitter?

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:
Can someone direct me to the shitter? </font>

i would but there was some business about your monkey and the lighting in there.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Oblivious:
i would but there was some business about your monkey and the lighting in there. </font>

Well I brought the monkey to hold the flashlight while I pee.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Oblivious:
i don't see why kypper gets to bartend. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif i mean i'm a REAL LIFE bartender. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif why can't I bartend? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

</font>

Well, we are getting busy in here... glad to have you aboard!

I was a real life bartender but I quit! AND NOW I HAVE MY OWN JOINT, it's the American Dream

*glares at band*
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Let me make the fucking drinks man.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
Let me make the fucking drinks man.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif</font>

Moderators are bouncers in here. Sorry.

Hey, can I have a job here too?

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
Let me make the fucking drinks man.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif</font>

You can have a special cocktail table if you like

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:
Hey, can I have a job here too? </font>

Well... you and kypper are on separate shifts, it's getting too busy in here for you two to be making out every 3 minutes

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
Well... you and kypper are on separate shifts, it's getting too busy in here for you two to be making out every 3 minutes</font>

lol. We're not those kind of kids, but ok.

Can I serve Kirsch and say it's flavored vodka?

My monkey will serve the midgets.



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<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:
lol. We're not those kind of kids, but ok.

Can I serve Kirsch and say it's flavored vodka?

My monkey will serve the midgets.
</font>

make blackforest cake with kirsch.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
make blackforest cake with kirsch.</font>

Ok! Actually I was thinking of making one this afternoon. I'll be the resident chef.

Also good kirsch dessert: Clafouti
And I did it perfectly on my first try. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

*sits*

will you be showing the football (world cup) and can we smoke dope out the back without you calling the cops?

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by what was it anyway?:
will you be showing the football (world cup) and can we smoke dope out the back without you calling the cops?</font>

World cup's a positive.
Dope's up to the boss.

sweet!

well seeing as the boss isn't around *lights up a marley and watches Eng v Arg re-runs*

Eh...
*lights a cuban*

kypper.

*sips red wine*

enjoy!

*bursts through door, wearing an FBI hat*

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
*slap* ... everything else will be mostly head. </font>

I'd be okay with that. *leans back on barstool, begins unzipping fly...*

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mariner:
I'd be okay with that. *leans back on barstool, begins unzipping fly...*

</font>

Sorry, sir...Strickly BJ's is around the corner.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
*bursts through door, wearing an FBI hat*</font>

I swear I told them to stop.
Cuban?

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
I swear I told them to stop.
Cuban?</font>

*nods*
You know I will
*lights with a 50*

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:
Sorry, sir...Strickly BJ's is around the corner.</font>


*giggle giggle snort snort*

can i get a refill and a pack o' kamel reds?
can i take an ashtray home?
do you need a waitress? i kinda...need a job... http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif


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*sets up palm reading service in the back booth*

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by DeviousJ:
*nods*
You know I will
*lights with a 50*</font>


I used to hate tobacco.
Then I tried good cigars.
Mmm... good cigars...

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by blackfaerie:

*giggle giggle snort snort*

can i get a refill and a pack o' kamel reds?
can i take an ashtray home?
do you need a waitress? i kinda...need a job... http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif


</font>

About the job, you'll have to ask the owner. The place is filling up in regulars so I'm sure he could use some extra help.
*slides kamel reds down bar* here ya go. We're also looking for a resident pianist, know of anyone?
Mr. Bojangles will get you your refill. *pats monkey in apron*

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:

I used to hate tobacco.
Then I tried good cigars.
Mmm... good cigars...</font>

Yeah. There was a big difference between those first ones and the ones we got from that crazy shop.

well...
http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

*cracks a barstool to kypper's back*

Ok guys, there's this thing with insurance... I'll have to close the place down soon, and if anyone accidentally drops a match onto a spilled bottle of brandy well that can't be helped. Julio has the right idea! (Watch my bartenders though http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon8.gif )

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
*cracks a barstool to kypper's back*
http://216.30.56.194/eeyores/01/pics/sparky/sombrero.jpg </font>
http://www-atdp.berkeley.edu/1623/students/simon/shotgun.jpg
Comes with the job. Care to push your luck, bitch?
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[This message has been edited by kypper (edited 06-13-2002).]

Yeah, that's it. All we need is a whésse (white esse) to bring the place down. Wooo! Put some clothes on, Jésus!