View Full Version : What do you want to know about me?!?!? (inspired by ******)


I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 02:55 AM
Apparently I have no personality so I decided to let all of you fine people have an oppurtunity to ask me whatever you want about myself, and I won't lie to you.
Thanks John!

Matt--
06-09-2002, 02:57 AM
do you hate me?

I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 02:59 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Matt--:
do you hate me?</font>

Of course not! I just picked your name out of a hat!

Elvis The Fat Years
06-09-2002, 03:00 AM
how much do u charge for anal?

Houdini
06-09-2002, 03:02 AM
http://brownspyder1.homestead.com/files/wink.JPG

Oblivious
06-09-2002, 03:04 AM
can you tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue?

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blackfaerie
06-09-2002, 03:05 AM
would you marry me?

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I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 03:07 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years:
how much do u charge for anal?</font>

I don't have sex for money!

Elvis The Fat Years
06-09-2002, 03:08 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years:
how much do u charge for anal?</font>

actually. fuck that. how much does anyone on this board charge for anal??

i have 34 bucks in mah pocket....

I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 03:08 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Oblivious:
can you tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue?

</font>

No.

I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 03:09 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by blackfaerie:
would you marry me?

</font>

Yes.
Send me some nude photos!
AIM: SomaThor

blackfaerie
06-09-2002, 03:10 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
Yes.
Send me some nude photos!
AIM: SomaThor</font>

oh....so i have to be naked huh? how about just a head shot?

Elvis The Fat Years
06-09-2002, 03:11 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by blackfaerie:
how about just a head shot?

</font>

prude.

I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 03:14 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by blackfaerie:
oh....so i have to be naked huh? how about just a head shot?

</font>

Sure!

blackfaerie
06-09-2002, 03:14 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years:
prude.</font>

so? whatcha gonna do 'bout it?

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blackfaerie
06-09-2002, 03:16 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
Sure!</font>


gimme your email.

Dead Frequency
06-09-2002, 03:17 AM
What's your social security number? I want to be you.

blackfaerie
06-09-2002, 03:20 AM
*gasps*

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I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 03:20 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by blackfaerie:

gimme your email.</font>

SomaThor@hotmail.com

I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 03:21 AM
Ask some good questions! I do have a personality!

blackfaerie
06-09-2002, 03:23 AM
what do you sleep in and whats your favorite cartoon?

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Oblivious
06-09-2002, 03:28 AM
moons over my hammy=anal



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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
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twice
06-09-2002, 03:28 AM
why is it that your personality doesn't fit your physical being?

I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 03:29 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by blackfaerie:
what do you sleep in and whats your favorite cartoon?

</font>

Boxers and Pokemon.

I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 03:30 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by twice:
why is it that your personality doesn't fit your physical being?</font>

Stop asking questions bitch.

I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 03:31 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Oblivious:
moons over my hammy=anal

</font>

Ok!

blackfaerie
06-09-2002, 03:31 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
Boxers and Pokemon.</font>

what kind of boxers?

blackfaerie
06-09-2002, 03:33 AM
tell me what you think of me. just...don't crush my ego?

twice
06-09-2002, 03:33 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
Stop asking questions bitch.</font>

thought so.

I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 03:33 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by blackfaerie:
what kind of boxers?</font>

Some Old Navy boxers and one pair of silk boxers but I can't wear them without an erection.

professional wannabe
06-09-2002, 03:34 AM
what's your regular job like? and, do note that i'm not asking about your moderator job here.

[This message has been edited by professional wannabe (edited 06-09-2002).]

I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 03:35 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by blackfaerie:
tell me what you think of me. just...don't crush my ego?</font>

Well I haven't seen you on here in a while, but I remember you from #netphoriachat and then you stopped coming.

blackfaerie
06-09-2002, 03:35 AM
check your email.

blackfaerie
06-09-2002, 03:38 AM
do it soon because i'm going to bed in five minutes. five you hear me damnit?! FIVE!

blackfaerie
06-09-2002, 03:44 AM
thats it. i'm going to bed. either pm me, or email me at blackfaerie@collegeclub.com

good night.
good night.
god help us all.

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I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 03:45 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by blackfaerie:
do it soon because i'm going to bed in five minutes. five you hear me damnit?! FIVE!</font>

No pictures though?!?!

Vacancy
06-09-2002, 04:14 AM
do i piss you off

I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 04:18 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Vacancy:
do i piss you off</font>

No, why?

Vacancy
06-09-2002, 04:20 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
No, why?</font>

just wondering. i dunno. you're a cool kid, sup dude?

I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 04:24 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Vacancy:
just wondering. i dunno. you're a cool kid, sup dude?</font>

It's 430am, I have no food, and I have nothing to watch but Showtime At The Apollo. I'm praying for a seizure. How are you?!

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

Vacancy
06-09-2002, 04:25 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
It's 430am, I have no food, and I have nothing to watch but Showtime At The Apollo. I'm praying for a seizure. How are you?!

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif</font>

i'm good. about to download some porn, jerk oof, throw on a clockwork orange and fall asleep. it's my favorite sleeping movie

I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 04:36 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Vacancy:
i'm good. about to download some porn, jerk oof, throw on a clockwork orange and fall asleep. it's my favorite sleeping movie</font>

You need to find a porno parody of a clockwork orange then.

Cactuar
06-09-2002, 04:48 AM
Hypothetically, if, hypothetically, John ****** was a woman, would you hypothetically fuck him?

Vacancy
06-09-2002, 04:51 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar:
Hypothetically, if, hypothetically, John ****** was a woman, would you hypothetically fuck him?</font>

if ****** was a woman i'd still have no problem bitch slapping him. but the thing is, if he was a female he wouldn't be a woman, he'd still be a little girl

I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 05:02 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar:
Hypothetically, if, hypothetically, John ****** was a woman, would you hypothetically fuck him?</font>

I'd stab him to death and then fuck each and every one of his wounds.

Cactuar
06-09-2002, 05:05 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
I'd stab him to death and then fuck each and every one of his wounds.</font>

GAZOOKS!

SOUNDS SEXXXY!

blackfaerie
06-09-2002, 10:19 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by blackfaerie:
check your email.</font>



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what was it anyway?
06-09-2002, 10:42 AM
why wolf shit?

I Ate My Hamster
06-09-2002, 03:15 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by what was it anyway?:
why wolf shit?</font>

Random choice.

Shandi
06-10-2002, 10:07 PM
<3 and I'd like to see you naked.

undivinemartyr
06-10-2002, 10:28 PM
Don't you think my best friend is beautiful?
http://www.geocities.com/iwouldlikeansn/monteverde.txt

Edit: Motherfuckinggoddammit.

[This message has been edited by undivinemartyr (edited 06-10-2002).]

So very sad about me
06-10-2002, 10:30 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
You need to find a porno parody of a clockwork orange then.</font>

A cockwork orange???


HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAHRHARHAHRHARHAHR



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BlueStar
06-11-2002, 04:05 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
one pair of silk boxers but I can't wear them without an erection.</font>

<font color=#ADD8E6>Are those some of your "special" boxers?

I want to know why I've never seen a pic of you in your "special" boxers. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif


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~*~Samantha~*~

http://homepages.nyu.edu/~sag249/sigankle.jpg

Elvis The Naked Years
06-11-2002, 04:27 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
Apparently I have no personality so I decided to let all of you fine people have an oppurtunity to ask me whatever you want about myself, and I won't lie to you.
Thanks John!

</font>

telling people about yourself doesn't equate to having a personality.

I know all about william shatner's life for example. He's still tediously wooden.

I Ate My Hamster
06-11-2002, 05:09 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Elvis The Naked Years:
telling people about yourself doesn't equate to having a personality.

I know all about william shatner's life for example. He's still tediously wooden.</font>

Stop asking questions bitch.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

I Ate My Hamster
06-11-2002, 05:22 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Shandi:
<3 and I'd like to see you naked.</font>

I thought everyone had nude pictures of me.

I Ate My Hamster
06-11-2002, 05:39 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by BlueStar:
<font color=#ADD8E6>Are those some of your "special" boxers?

I want to know why I've never seen a pic of you in your "special" boxers. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif


</font>

Hah. But I did post a good pic in place of that one ages ago. Someday.

I Ate My Hamster
06-11-2002, 05:40 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by undivinemartyr:
Don't you think my best friend is beautiful?
http://www.geocities.com/iwouldlikeansn/monteverde.txt

Edit: Motherfuckinggoddammit.

[This message has been edited by undivinemartyr (edited 06-10-2002).]</font>

But does she have a niner in the ten-spot?

FearFactory
06-11-2002, 06:12 AM
<font color="orange">When are you coming to visit me, ass-nugget?
</font>

Stupid&Contagious
06-11-2002, 12:44 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by So very sad about me:
A cockwork orange???


HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAHRHARHAHRHARHAHR


</font>
What? It's good..I don't think i'm the only person on netphoria who's seen a clockwork orgy??? Am I???

Guen
06-11-2002, 12:51 PM
what's the nicest thing you've ever done?

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at the wrist.

Shandi
06-11-2002, 01:34 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
I thought everyone had nude pictures of me.

</font>

Not fully nude. I've only seen your chest and your ass (I think?). http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

I Ate My Hamster
06-11-2002, 03:56 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Shandi:
Not fully nude. I've only seen your chest and your ass (I think?). http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif</font>

I was only kidding. I hoard the nudes. But I forgot about those.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

I Ate My Hamster
06-11-2002, 04:02 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Guen:
what's the nicest thing you've ever done?

</font>

Eat shit.

Shandi
06-13-2002, 02:01 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
I was only kidding. I hoard the nudes. But I forgot about those.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif</font>

Next time I'm in Jersey, I'm gonna visit and jump all over you.