What is the worst movie of all time? [Archive]

Dead Frequency

06-09-2002, 09:37 PM

I vote for Kiss' movie, Phantom of the Park.

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Vacancy

06-09-2002, 09:40 PM

someone did one of these last week.

i'll say Dangerous Minds again

Johnny Zoloft

06-09-2002, 09:43 PM

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.

or... Out To Sea.

Dead Frequency

06-09-2002, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by Vacancy:
someone did one of these last week.

i'll say Dangerous Minds again

Heh, I wasn't posting here last week.

Johnny Zoloft

06-09-2002, 09:45 PM

wait. i take that back. I love Out To Sea.

the worst movie ever made was probably...Try. the Jonas Akurland movie.

Gumby

06-09-2002, 09:47 PM

Atack of the killer tomatos

Eulogy

06-09-2002, 09:54 PM

Anything with Sean William Scott.

...and wasn't Attack of the Killer Tomatoes a cartoon television show?

Johnny Zoloft

06-09-2002, 09:55 PM

Originally posted by Eulogy:

...and wasn't Attack of the Killer Tomatoes a cartoon television show?

it was a movie first, though.

mpp

06-09-2002, 09:58 PM

i just watched american beauty for the second and goddamn me if i didn't used to think it was overrated but goddamn it's so fucking good; i almost cried during several scenes

worst movie ever: Saving Silverman

-Tragedy-

06-09-2002, 09:58 PM

Superstar

TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld

06-09-2002, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by mpp:
Saving Silverman

This is the only movie I've ever walked out on after paying for. It gets my vote.

el_todd

06-09-2002, 10:00 PM

Ishtar.

blackdiamond

06-09-2002, 10:00 PM

Moulin Rouge.

Johnny Zoloft

06-09-2002, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by blackdiamond:
Moulin Rouge.

HERESY!!! EWAN IS MY LOVE SLAVE OF LOVE!!!

Dead Frequency

06-09-2002, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by mpp:
i just watched american beauty for the second and goddamn me if i didn't used to think it was overrated but goddamn it's so fucking good; i almost cried during several scenes

worst movie ever: Saving Silverman

Yeah American Beauty is really good.

Saving Silverman????? Worst movie? What? That movie is hilarious! "Yeah dude, turns out I'm Gay." And that Coach guy, his character was just funny.

Mooney

06-09-2002, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by -Tragedy-:
Superstar

and Little Nicky.

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-Tragedy-

06-09-2002, 10:11 PM

I saw Superstar on my first date when I was 16. The movie sucked ass, but it was the best night in the world.

Salena Child

06-09-2002, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by blackdiamond:
Moulin Rouge.
no. you are incorrect.

mpp

06-09-2002, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by -Tragedy-:
I saw Superstar on my first date when I was 16. The movie sucked ass, but it was the best night in the world.

very seldom(ly) do i genuinely smile an innocent smile at a post on Netphoria

this one made me smile; too cute http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

-Tragedy-

06-09-2002, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by mpp:
very seldom(ly) do i genuinely smile an innocent smile at a post on Netphoria

this one made me smile; too cute http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif



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Oblivious

06-09-2002, 10:22 PM

the stoned age.

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Ghetto_Squirrel

06-09-2002, 10:28 PM

The New Guy. We left about 20 minutes into it, after realizing we had yet to laugh at the supposed comedy.

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pale_princess

06-09-2002, 10:31 PM

I KNOW WHAT JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT'S BREASTS DID LAST SUMMER!!!1

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Mirror_Untrue

06-09-2002, 10:33 PM

Ginger Snaps

Machina Lover

06-09-2002, 10:34 PM

Congo will eternally have my vote.

Oblivious

06-09-2002, 10:39 PM

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue:
Ginger Snaps

no.

bittertrance

06-09-2002, 10:48 PM

it isnt out yet but:

like mike...the lil bow wow basketball movie

Guen

06-09-2002, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by pale_princess:
I KNOW WHAT JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT'S BREASTS DID LAST SUMMER!!!1



YAY! your sig! i love that cd...

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Kilgore Trout

06-09-2002, 11:17 PM

It's Pat. Simply horrible

Red Wine Cage

06-09-2002, 11:34 PM

pale_princess

06-09-2002, 11:39 PM

Originally posted by Guen:
YAY! your sig! i love that cd...



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06-10-2002, 02:15 AM

Groove

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Irrelevant

06-10-2002, 02:17 AM

Originally posted by mpp:
worst movie ever: Saving Silverman

its existance was validated by the whole neil diamond thing at the end.

worst movie that i've ever seen: Soldier

NinjaTurtle

06-10-2002, 02:23 AM

anything Pauly Shore...
or that carrot top movie.

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Dead Frequency

06-10-2002, 02:54 AM

Cutting Class, was horrible, but in a good way. Like, it was so bad that it was funny. Anyone that has not seen it, and likes Brad Pitt, see that movie.

mpp

06-10-2002, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by Irrelevant:
its existance was validated by the whole neil diamond thing at the end.



great point. i had forgotten that

Elvis The Naked Years

06-10-2002, 08:50 AM

The Phantom.

it's so bad that it's not even funzo.

melombar

06-10-2002, 11:16 AM

Gotta be Congo.

sawdust restaurants

06-10-2002, 11:30 AM

The Britney Spears movie is ten times worse than anything in this thread so far.

Mortal Kombat: Annihalation comes in at a pretty close second.

darcy_is_sexy

06-10-2002, 02:08 PM

http://www.mst3kinfo.com/daddyo/images/MANOS2.GIF

This movie must be seen to be understood. For those who have not seen it, no, there is no "so bad it's funny" factor.

Brazil.Virex

06-10-2002, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by sawdust restaurants:
Mortal Kombat: Annihalation comes in at a pretty close second.

nope! MK:Annihaltion is THE worst movie evar!

Green Plastic

06-10-2002, 09:02 PM

2001: a space odyssey

Green Plastic

06-10-2002, 09:03 PM

oh, and bats. can't forget bats.

frail_and_bedazzled

06-10-2002, 09:06 PM

i can't believe no one mentioned plan 9 from outer space

Cerberus

06-10-2002, 10:27 PM

POCAHONTAS.

relaxor!

06-10-2002, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by Green Plastic:
2001: a space odyssey
I disagree with a passion. maybe my 3rd favorite movie after Blade Runner and probably something else.
2PRETENTIOUS4U?

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06-11-2002, 12:34 AM

Thermo

06-11-2002, 12:42 AM

Has anyone seen the MST3K of Hobgoblins? I have no idea how anyone could watch that movie without the MST3K jokes. That's my vote. Dishonorable mention to the live-action Fist of the North Star too.

Cerberus

06-11-2002, 12:46 AM

Oh, and before I forget...

LABYRINTH!

TiaraGurl

06-11-2002, 12:52 AM

Originally posted by frail_and_bedazzled:
i can't believe no one mentioned plan 9 from outer space

I always thought this was one of those so bad it was good movies...

darcy_is_sexy

06-11-2002, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by TiaraGurl:
I always thought this was one of those so bad it was good movies...

Exactly right. Watching that movie is actually fun. Now, Manos, on the other hand...

Boseph

06-11-2002, 04:34 PM

Jack.

Vacancy

06-11-2002, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by Green Plastic:
2001: a space odyssey

simple boy or girl. that movie is the shit. stanley kubrick man, no better.

frail_and_bedazzled

06-11-2002, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by Cerberus:
Oh, and before I forget...

LABYRINTH!
WHAT?@!? say it ain't so man.

Gumby

06-11-2002, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by Green Plastic:
2001: a space odyssey

Go to hell

Ammy

06-11-2002, 07:07 PM

live nude girls was pretty fucking painful...

Silverstream

06-11-2002, 07:55 PM

corky romano

the cable guy

Green Plastic

06-11-2002, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by Vacancy:
simple boy or girl. that movie is the shit. stanley kubrick man, no better.

Don't get my wrong. Stanley Kubrick was a great filmmaker, arguably the best of our time. I love The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, and Full ****l Jacket. 2001 though just didn't do it for me.

kypper

06-11-2002, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by sawdust restaurants:
The Britney Spears movie is ten times worse than anything in this thread so far.

Mortal Kombat: Annihalation comes in at a pretty close second.

The second MK sucked SO MUCH.

Cerberus

06-11-2002, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by frail_and_bedazzled:
Originally posted by Cerberus:
Oh, and before I forget...

LABYRINTH!
WHAT?@!? say it ain't so man.

Sorry, but I saw enough of David Bowie in spandex during the Ziggy Stardust era.

This movie was painful.

Mirror_Untrue

06-11-2002, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by 13:
Groove



NO!

BeautifulLoser

06-12-2002, 04:47 AM

Originally posted by sawdust restaurants:
The Britney Spears movie is ten times worse than anything in this thread so far.



You actually saw it?

BeautifulLoser

06-12-2002, 04:47 AM

Originally posted by darcy_is_sexy:
http://www.mst3kinfo.com/daddyo/images/MANOS2.GIF

This movie must be seen to be understood. For those who have not seen it, no, there is no "so bad it's funny" factor.

Best MST3K Evar.

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frail_and_bedazzled

06-13-2002, 12:19 AM

oooo ooo ooooo-breakin' 2-the electric bugaloo!! but it's kind of fun.