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what was it anyway?
06-04-2002, 01:39 PM
"Maurice", what the fuck is that all about!?!?

Johnny Zoloft
06-04-2002, 01:54 PM
it's all them new-fangled hippie names all the kids are goin' by nowadays.

fuck you!

Disarmed
06-04-2002, 01:56 PM
"Dirk" is about the stupidest name ever

Johnny Zoloft
06-04-2002, 01:57 PM
dirk diggler!

"i'm ready to FUCK!!"

BlueStar
06-04-2002, 03:50 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by what was it anyway?:
"Maurice", what the fuck is that all about!?!?</font>

Maurice Starr...founder and genius behind the greatness of New Edition, New Kids on the Block, and The Perfect Gentlemen.



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what was it anyway?
06-04-2002, 04:02 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by BlueStar:
New Kids on the Block

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oh my!

I don't know who the others are

what was it anyway?
06-04-2002, 04:03 PM
heh buggered that up

BlueStar
06-04-2002, 04:06 PM
Apparently New Edition are back together and touring again. They must need the money. New Edition is the group that launched Bobby Brown, Bel Biv DeVoe, Johnny Gil, and Ralph Tresvant. The Perfect Gentlemen was a threesome of little young black boys...one of whom was Maurice Starr, Jr....they were the opening act for the New Kids on the Block for a long time.

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Junebug
06-04-2002, 05:45 PM
my calculus teacher was named Tunis. I will never in my life understand that one. Although it did seem to fit her personality.

Ghetto_Squirrel
06-04-2002, 05:47 PM
Shywanda
Tashanga
Layoya

Names like that.

I once heard some girl yell out, "Hey, Shamishqua!" I was frightened.

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peabody
06-04-2002, 05:59 PM
a guy in my school is named Ten Eyck Wellford

i hate most B names....

berni
brenda
bryce
bryice
brock

Ghetto_Squirrel
06-04-2002, 06:14 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by peabody:
i hate most B names....
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You forgot Biff.


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-Tragedy-
06-04-2002, 06:25 PM
bertha
eugene
herbert

Smiley33
06-04-2002, 08:18 PM
Eunice
Bertha
Eleanor
Dirk *nods*
Désirée


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Guen
06-04-2002, 08:22 PM
My grandmother's name was Carnes. Pronounced Car-ness.

I still don't get it.

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relaxor!
06-04-2002, 08:24 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel:
Shywanda
Tashanga
Layoya

Names like that.

I once heard some girl yell out, "Hey, Shamishqua!" I was frightened.

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this is pretty un-PC, but those are really just black names. and I agree, they seem fairly far fetched, but who am I to say? my name's Eric; I fucking hate that name


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Mayfuck
06-04-2002, 08:25 PM
All foreign names.

Salena Child
06-04-2002, 08:27 PM
any name that ends in "ie" or "y".

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june33
06-04-2002, 08:33 PM
Blanch!!

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode that was on last night....George wanted to name his future son/daughter Seven.

Ghetto_Squirrel
06-04-2002, 08:34 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by relaxor!:
this is pretty un-PC, but those are really just black names. and I agree, they seem fairly far fetched, but who am I to say? my name's Eric; I fucking hate that name
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Eh, you don't have to be PC. The topic of the thread is "names you just don't get." I'm not discriminating, it's just that I don't know why anyone would want to name their kids those things.

I heard once some lady named her kid "Shithead" (pronounced Shuh-theed). It's probably an urban legend, but it's funny nonetheless.

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what was it anyway?
06-04-2002, 08:35 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
All foreign names.</font>

Julio, are you French? or do you just want them wankers to win the world cup 'cos you're a glory hunter? or do you just like French things 'cos you're queer?

I really, really hate that avatar. sorry http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

Mayfuck
06-04-2002, 08:36 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by what was it anyway?:
Julio, are you French? or do you just want them wankers to win the world cup 'cos you're a glory hunter? or do you just like French things 'cos you're queer?

I really, really hate that avatar. sorry http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

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No, I'm a wetback beaner and I don't need to be reminded.

I think I just closed my eyes and picked an avatar at random.

Mariner
06-04-2002, 08:37 PM
I know a family whose children are named Brook, Brandy, Brock, and Brick. Pretty damned cool.

peabody
06-04-2002, 08:40 PM
eric is a sweet name, i think.

erik and erica suck, though.

Ghetto_Squirrel
06-04-2002, 08:47 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mariner:
Brick</font>

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relaxor!
06-04-2002, 08:48 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by peabody:
eric is a sweet name, i think.

erik and erica suck, though.

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well, uh, I'm glad you think so; I don't. but what are you gonna do?



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what was it anyway?
06-04-2002, 08:52 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
No, I'm a wetback beaner and I don't need to be reminded.

I think I just closed my eyes and picked an avatar at random. </font>

lol, sorry mate. well at least it's not the Union Jack could be worse.

peabody
06-04-2002, 09:03 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by relaxor!:
well, uh, I'm glad you think so; I don't. but what are you gonna do?

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i guess you'll have to end your life.

-Tragedy-
06-04-2002, 09:25 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:

Bertha

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copy cat. i knew you wanted to be like me!

skeleton
06-04-2002, 09:30 PM
Breeanna
Stacey
Brice

relaxor!
06-04-2002, 09:36 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by peabody:

i guess you'll have to end your life.

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nah, I don't care that much


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Silverstream
06-04-2002, 10:11 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Salena Child:
any name that ends in "ie" or "y".

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my name is katie...whats wrong with that?!

i hate the names:

cyril
cecil
mary
mufanwee (weirdest name ive ever heard: said exactly as its spelled)
roxanne
laquisha
Cormac
Randall




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kypper
06-04-2002, 10:24 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:

Eleanor
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How'd I know.

Ghetto_Squirrel
06-04-2002, 10:28 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
How'd I know. </font>

Her blatant contempt for the old Roosevelt lady, perhaps? The burning effigy in the back yard?

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NinjaTurtle
06-04-2002, 10:29 PM
latoya
tyrone
tyrese
simbaca
chewbaca
gorrilla face
todd
******
elvis
juan
ernie
bert
frank

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kypper
06-04-2002, 10:36 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel:
Her blatant contempt for the old Roosevelt lady, perhaps? The burning effigy in the back yard?

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A long story that I ain't goin into.

Ghetto_Squirrel
06-04-2002, 10:44 PM
Good, because I would probably be uninterested.

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Mayfuck
06-04-2002, 10:53 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel:
I'm not discriminating, it's just that I don't know why anyone would want to name their kids those things.</font>

Maybe because it's a fucking cultural thing? They are intrinsically African names. I'm sorry the African culture bothers you.

blackdiamond
06-04-2002, 10:56 PM
lemonjello
asshole (pronounced ash-hole-e)

i know someone that actually named there poor children those names.

melancholia
06-04-2002, 10:58 PM
my boyfriend wants to name his kids

Noah and Gladys...pssh.

Mirror_Untrue
06-04-2002, 11:14 PM
Agnes
Olga!!!
Angel
Callah
Lizette
Sonya

frail_and_bedazzled
06-04-2002, 11:33 PM
hey, i like a lot of those funny, old-fangled names. but let's see..

dorcus? i think i had a great aunt named that
maximillion
herkimer
bertha
morton

James is Cool
06-04-2002, 11:37 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by peabody:

bryce
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My parents almost named me this.



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blackdiamond
06-04-2002, 11:45 PM
i hate the names Helga and Olga. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif

spaceboy147
06-04-2002, 11:56 PM
my aunts name is Carmel...she goes by Penny...i don't "get" either of them.

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Gumby
06-05-2002, 12:03 AM
We had a history teacher whos name was Olga.
Olga the muchkin we would call her hehehehehe

Smiley33
06-05-2002, 12:14 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
How'd I know. </font>

I thought that was an ugly name beforehand, dear. It was just convenient.

blah....so i'm fucked up.

Smiley33
06-05-2002, 12:16 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel:
Good, because I would probably be uninterested.

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no, you wouldn't be.

NinjaTurtle
06-05-2002, 03:07 AM
leonardo
donatello
raphael
michaelangelo

NinjaTurtle
06-05-2002, 03:13 AM
rosamond spelled short it roz... hrmm.

pat

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17 Seconds
06-05-2002, 09:37 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by blackdiamond:
lemonjello
asshole (pronounced ash-hole-e)

i know someone that actually named there poor children those names.</font>

I actually know of twin boys named:
Lemonjello
Orangejello

pale_princess
06-05-2002, 12:48 PM
FARES!

all i know is his mum got it from a french movie!

kypper
06-05-2002, 12:52 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:
no, you wouldn't be.

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just shut it off.

Kilgore Trout
06-05-2002, 12:54 PM
My good friends real name is Olga but she goes by her middle name. People who find out her real name are always suprised b/c she pretty hot and the name doesn't fit.

But I hate people who name their kids based on characters in the bible. i.e. my parents http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

obscured01
06-05-2002, 01:00 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Kilgore Trout:
But I hate people who name their kids based on characters in the bible. i.e. my parents http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif</font>

<font color="FB7BF6">My mother did that... and I'm quite happy with my name. My boyfriend's first name is Zachariah, but he usually goes by Zach. I like Biblical names... I think they're usually nice. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif Personal opinion of course though.

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Nadia
06-05-2002, 02:35 PM
I dont get how you get bill from william...

anyway i hate the name jenny

Smiley33
06-05-2002, 02:39 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
just shut it off.</font>

just shut it off? what?

professional wannabe
06-06-2002, 03:15 AM
Vladimir
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foreign names that are hard to pronounce
Olga
Bertha [font color=black]

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KrazeePumpkin
06-09-2002, 11:50 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by peabody:
a guy in my school is named Ten Eyck Wellford

i hate most B names....

berni
brenda
bryce
bryice
brock</font>


Brock Lesner!!

Nate the Grate
06-09-2002, 12:01 PM
I was almost named Jeremiah. It was between Jeremiah and Quentin (really). in the end, the picked Nathan.

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blackfaerie
06-09-2002, 12:57 PM
i hate:

courtney
kristie
christine
all those bubbly, over-used cheerleader names..

francis
herbert
bernard..

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starla dear
06-09-2002, 02:18 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by skeleton:
Stacey
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guh, i know a girl who spells it "staycee."

i just don't understand why people think it's cool to "creatively" spell their names. like, what makes "staycee" superior to "stacey"? or for that matter, why is "krispy kreme" better than "crispy creme"? can someone explain? because i just don't understand.

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KrazeePumpkin
06-09-2002, 02:48 PM
Dammit my name is Stacy, only I have no E in it...if that helps? Its better than Anastasia.

lostwingz
06-09-2002, 02:51 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Nate the Grate:
in the end, the picked Nathan.

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The name of my future first son.

KrazeePumpkin
06-09-2002, 02:53 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by lostwingz:
The name of my future first son.</font>

Yeah....we have to talk about that.....

twice
06-09-2002, 02:59 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by obscured01:
I like Biblical names... I think they're usually nice. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif Personal opinion of course though.

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I'm named after Mary Magdalene the whore. WOOO!!!!!!!!



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Dead Frequency
06-09-2002, 04:24 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Nadia:
I dont get how you get bill from william...

anyway i hate the name jenny</font>

Heh, my Father goes by Bill, and I <u>could</u> go by Bill. However, since I don't even go by William, I don't see that as an option that I will soon opt for.

Yeah, I can agree with the whole Jenny thing. Well, maybe not necessarily that I hate the name itself, but that I don't like it when girls are named Jennifer and they shorten it down to Jenny. It sounds so, so, so, bad. Jennifer is much better than Jenny, phonetically speaking.

But my entry on names that I don't really get, would probably have to be Bort.


I mean, wtf..! They'll have a million Bort license plates, but not one damn Bart license plate


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