View Full Version : the worst thing about teenagers


I'm Hardcore
08-22-2007, 12:21 AM
its so accepted that Blink 182 are good

feel free to list more

Ever
08-22-2007, 12:24 AM
That isn't true, the thing you said.

waltermcphilp
08-22-2007, 12:24 AM
they talk on their phones while driving their mommies mustang 567890 miles per hour.

duovamp
08-22-2007, 12:25 AM
Mustangs.......

ella
08-22-2007, 12:27 AM
they like nickelback.

Mayfuck
08-22-2007, 12:28 AM
lots of eyeliner

avian chaos
08-22-2007, 12:28 AM
Their hair is always in their face, covering up their shifty eyes.

Ever
08-22-2007, 12:28 AM
Guilty

Ever
08-22-2007, 12:29 AM
Well not with the hair

deadaswarhol
08-22-2007, 12:29 AM
http://x.myspace.com/images/LogoDotcom.gif

BinLadensBeard
08-22-2007, 12:29 AM
I am one.

Fuck you.

ella
08-22-2007, 12:29 AM
they all claim to play the guitar.

waltermcphilp
08-22-2007, 12:30 AM
they insist on being loud in any eating establishment

avian chaos
08-22-2007, 12:30 AM
"Skater shoes." You know... The puffy ones?

I'm Hardcore
08-22-2007, 12:31 AM
That isn't true, the thing you said.

yes, it is

Ever
08-22-2007, 12:31 AM
they insist on being loud in any eating establishmentI agree :S Although I don't mind so much cause I like to listen in. It makes me feel like I have friends.

waltermcphilp
08-22-2007, 12:32 AM
they congregate on walkways and look at me like im some sort of asshole when i try and get by.

Ever
08-22-2007, 12:33 AM
yes, it isCome to think of it I wouldn't know.

Just amongst the teenagers I know and stuff they don't listen to blink 182 too much.

avian chaos
08-22-2007, 12:38 AM
I agree :S Although I don't mind so much cause I like to listen in. It makes me feel like I have friends.
I like to listen to it, too. Generally, I like to listen in on any group of people. I'm an eavesdropper, I guess.

avian chaos
08-22-2007, 12:39 AM
Their clothes don't fit (too big or too small).

This could be said for those older than teenagers, too, though.

Ever
08-22-2007, 12:41 AM
I think most people do it. I suppose someone really focussed on their thoughts wouldn't cause it'd break their concentration but otherwise it's hard to help it.

waltermcphilp
08-22-2007, 12:42 AM
they install "systems" in their cars and force everyone around them to listen to whatever rap song is popular that week as they drive.

Ihaman
08-22-2007, 12:49 AM
they have more sex than me

Mayfuck
08-22-2007, 12:51 AM
<img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c52/louiesface/emokid.jpg">

Elvis The Fat Years
08-22-2007, 12:51 AM
they suck in bed.

redbull
08-22-2007, 12:52 AM
they suck in bed.
as a teenager, i agree

Trotskilicious
08-22-2007, 12:52 AM
they post smilies like :S and second guess people when they say things

Ever
08-22-2007, 01:00 AM
they post smilies like :S and second guess people when they say thingsIt was natural for me to assume, currently attending highschool, and knowing the specific tastes in music of a number of people in the said school, that many teenagers do not think blink 182 is a good band. It was not until later that I realized that such anecdotal evidence does not apply to the broad demographic group of teenagers. Perhaps in another highschool everyone likes blink 182, who knows.

So yes I agree; my second guessing was foolish. But I still like :S

wHATcOLOR
08-22-2007, 01:04 AM
they all make noise on my lawn!! go on, git!! git!!

redbull
08-22-2007, 01:05 AM
It was natural for me to assume, currently attending highschool, and knowing the specific tastes in music of a number of people in the said school, that many teenagers do not think blink 182 is a good band. It was not until later that I realized that such anecdotal evidence does not apply to the broad demographic group of teenagers. Perhaps in another highschool everyone likes blink 182, who knows.

So yes I agree; my second guessing was foolish. But I still like :S
☆.。.:*・゜`★

Ever
08-22-2007, 01:09 AM
Animated is better

I'm Hardcore
08-22-2007, 01:13 AM
<img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c52/louiesface/emokid.jpg">

oh fuck off, the bullshit of youth portrayed in one fat pink & white face

Trotskilicious
08-22-2007, 01:14 AM
It was natural for me to assume, currently attending highschool, and knowing the specific tastes in music of a number of people in the said school, that many teenagers do not think blink 182 is a good band. It was not until later that I realized that such anecdotal evidence does not apply to the broad demographic group of teenagers. Perhaps in another highschool everyone likes blink 182, who knows.

So yes I agree; my second guessing was foolish. But I still like :S

you know this isn't the only instance of you second guessing stuff you don't know anything arbout. "Are you sure Papa John's is a big chan?" was one recently that springs to mind. You do it all the time.

Ever
08-22-2007, 01:19 AM
My post was

What's papa john?

I'm assuming a chain but it doesn't sound like one so maybe it isn't
I didn't ask if you were sure what it was, I was just asking what it was

Trotskilicious
08-22-2007, 01:26 AM
yeah ok bud

Ever
08-22-2007, 01:30 AM
:S fair enough

I'm Hardcore
08-22-2007, 01:31 AM
thread back on topic plz

I'm Hardcore
08-22-2007, 01:32 AM
http://www.stainlesssteeldroppings.com/images/toribirthday.jpg

waltermcphilp
08-22-2007, 01:33 AM
maybe we should give them the benefit of the doubt and presume its opposite day.

Ol' Couch Ass
08-22-2007, 01:45 AM
They think they know everything and they don't know shit.

celluloid_love
08-22-2007, 02:06 AM
they all make noise on my lawn!! go on, git!! git!!
correct answer

Shapan
08-22-2007, 02:11 AM
they complain about teenagers

Future Boy
08-22-2007, 02:19 AM
They dont seem to tie their shoes.

ohnoitsbonnie
08-22-2007, 02:40 AM
They're smelly and sweaty and gross and obnoxious and insensitive and I resent being associated with the bunch of them.

LittleWing
08-22-2007, 02:44 AM
were all holden caulfield

darcyismybass
08-22-2007, 02:58 AM
They think they know everything and they don't know shit.

Yep...and like redbull said, they're fucking awful in bed.

redbull
08-22-2007, 03:10 AM
They're smelly and sweaty and gross and obnoxious and insensitive and I resent being associated with the bunch of them.
<galkgja>

D.
08-22-2007, 03:12 AM
hey man we, were, all once dude, teenagers

waltermcphilp
08-22-2007, 03:17 AM
teenagers scare the living shit out of me.

Fattening Ass
08-22-2007, 03:28 AM
teenagers in love

redbull
08-22-2007, 03:29 AM
quick someone post the lyrics to that mcr song

D.
08-22-2007, 03:30 AM
what mcr song?

redbull
08-22-2007, 03:34 AM
teenagers

Fattening Ass
08-22-2007, 03:35 AM
:rolleyes:


and we don't care




GOSH

D.
08-22-2007, 03:39 AM
http://buzznet-62.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users15/sanosuke850/default/Gerard_Way_I_Dont_Love_You_Video--large-msg-1173--large-msg-11757433261.jpg

redbull
08-22-2007, 03:41 AM
sound of silver talks to you
makes you want to feel
like a teenager
and then you remember the feelings of
a real life emotional teenager
makes you think again

Boycott Graceland
08-22-2007, 04:45 AM
http://buzznet-62.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users15/sanosuke850/default/Gerard_Way_I_Dont_Love_You_Video--large-msg-1173--large-msg-11757433261.jpg
is she a teenager

ohnoitsbonnie
08-22-2007, 04:46 AM
I don't liek that song. I don't like the black parade

null123
08-22-2007, 04:54 AM
First of all, as is widely known here, I am only sixteen, so don't take anything I say too seriously. This is just a sixteen year old's perspective on things.

Ok, so I've been in a relationship for over four months now. I know, not very long, but for high school standards I think it is. I love this girl very much. We are pretty good for each other, I think. We spend lots of time with each other, we're always all over each other. It's my first real relationship. Recently I have been thinking a lot about how different we are though, and how I could find someone better for me. Don't get me wrong, I am still infatuated with this girl. I really really love her. But at the same time I feel that maybe I need someone more...punk rock? I keep envisioning this rock and roll chick who would be into my music and view on the world and stuff, and we would be perfect together. My girlfriend and I are very happy together but there are a few things that she lacks that I always thought I would look for in a girl. First of all, she's too into pop culture for me. She likes stupid pop culture movies (like American Pie and Titanic) and listens to too much pop music (Ashlee Simpson, although she likes rock too). I'm thinking, maybe I need a girl who won't get pissed when I make a big deal about going into Hollister? Secondly, she's not very adventurous. She always wants to plan things out neatly and do everything the safe way. She's not very spur of the moment. I wanted to stand in line for the Billy Corgan show nine hours in advance to assure that we had a stage front spot. She made a huge fuss over it and we didn't get there until 2 hours before. I want someone who will stand in line with me for hours and hours at concerts. I mean, we're fucking sixteen, this is what you do when you're young. She tells me sometimes that I need a haircut, or that I need to stop wearing so many band t-shirts.

Anyway, none of these things bother me that much though. I am totally in love with this girl and I don't care most of the time. I think she's wonderful and I am always counting the hours until I get to see her again. But then, in the back of my mind, I start thinking of some punk rock chick who loves my music and shares my crazy anti-establishment beliefs...someone just like me, who could come into my life and we would be even MORE perfect together.

Is this normal? Should I just quit bitching because I'm only sixteen? I dunno. It's not like, a huge conflict in my mind either, it's just something I've been thinking more and more about.

ohnoitsbonnie
08-22-2007, 04:56 AM
Guys are so weird.

Boycott Graceland
08-22-2007, 04:57 AM
GUYS ARE NORMAL

ohnoitsbonnie
08-22-2007, 04:59 AM
My boyfriend was being annoying once and I told him if he didn't get out of my room I'd kill him. He replies with "Ok, go ahead". I tried to strangle him but it didn't work out too well

ohnoitsbonnie
08-22-2007, 04:59 AM
Oh, hello boycott graceland. I didn't see you there

Boycott Graceland
08-22-2007, 05:01 AM
hi ohnonononoitsbonniebonniebonnie

PS strangling guys is straight up gay

ohnoitsbonnie
08-22-2007, 05:02 AM
Yeah, well, I'm not going to make a career out of it. My killing streak lasted all of the 10 seconds I held my hands there

Boycott Graceland
08-22-2007, 05:04 AM
is there some way you could make a career of strangling guys?

other than charming then marrying and being left their things via their will

BumbleBeeMouth
08-22-2007, 06:01 AM
it gets better.

Shapan
08-22-2007, 06:09 AM
yeah teenagers that act like they are above other teenagers are usually just as bad or worse than those they resent. the teenagers who are mature dont bother to comment about how much they resent other teenagers or figure its something they naturally grow out of. it pretty much extends to people through their early 20s because you arent so far removed that you can act hoity toity about it.

Mo
08-22-2007, 06:24 AM
http://x.myspace.com/images/LogoDotcom.gif

Oh fuck yes.

Trotskilicious
08-22-2007, 07:07 AM
the worst thing about teenagers is that most of them get laid more than i do

that and the fact that they still think they're gonna change the world

monkeyfritters
08-22-2007, 07:09 AM
they have more sex than me

oh

Trotskilicious
08-22-2007, 07:10 AM
it's pretty useless to troll people when they don't read your posts

monkeyfritters
08-22-2007, 07:14 AM
dont let it get to you, trots. you're better than this.

Trotskilicious
08-22-2007, 07:21 AM
teens who lecture about maturity make me laugh

mxzombie
08-22-2007, 07:29 AM
the way they talk when they post in online journals

BumbleBeeMouth
08-22-2007, 07:31 AM
This is something i try to avoid, even though im 21.

The worst thing about teenagers is the term teenagers. if it wasnt for semantics they wouldnt exist, and would probably be a lot more grown up about it. In the middle ages they were all married by 14 anyway.

Petition for the term duodecadagers.

Trotskilicious
08-22-2007, 07:41 AM
how about pubescent pimplefaced know-it-alls

mxzombie
08-22-2007, 07:43 AM
the way they act once they discover drugs

ella
08-22-2007, 11:17 AM
Their horrible work ethic!

Eulogy
08-22-2007, 11:22 AM
the way they act once they discover drugs

oh this is a good one

Nate the Grate
08-22-2007, 11:28 AM
cell phones

MusicMan4
08-22-2007, 11:31 AM
They think they know everything and they don't know shit.

applies to every group of people and probably every individual

MusicMan4
08-22-2007, 11:31 AM
i like blink 182

Andrew_Pakula
08-22-2007, 11:58 AM
I feel old

Fathoms (unadored)
08-22-2007, 12:05 PM
-the way society has corrupted them into making shopping malls the hub of their existence
-the way society has manipulated them into buying anything
-the way they kill themselves to Blink 182 and Papa Roach
-the way they make Andrew_Pakula feel old
-the way they create their personalities from a patchwork of eccentric famous people and movie characters
-their poetry, their godawful throat cancer inducing poetry
-the way they waste the golden years of their lives being superficial assholes
-selfish selfish selfish over-emotional feces throwing monekys

avian chaos
08-22-2007, 12:12 PM
-the way they create their personalities from a patchwork of eccentric famous people and movie characters
Oh jeez. Yeah, this.

Luke de Spa
08-22-2007, 12:15 PM
would it be inappropriate to quote arrested development / zoolander / hot fuzz at this moment

avian chaos
08-22-2007, 12:16 PM
I don't think so.

bardy
08-22-2007, 12:19 PM
overidealized liberal views are somewhat refreshing but not sincere

Luke de Spa
08-22-2007, 12:19 PM
I don't think so.
you've made a huge mistake.

avian chaos
08-22-2007, 12:21 PM
<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/images/smilies/beatup.gif" height="200">

bardy
08-22-2007, 12:21 PM
chomp chomp not so much

Eulogy
08-22-2007, 12:21 PM
the way that if any of them ever writes anything, whether it be a poem, song, blog entry, or whatever, everyone talks about how they are SO GREAT WITH WORDS and INSPIRING and all that shit. ugh.

redbull
08-22-2007, 12:27 PM
overidealized liberal views are somewhat refreshing but not sincere
YES

paranoid
08-22-2007, 06:44 PM
they all make noise on my lawn!! go on, git!! git!!

best response so far

Nimrod's Son
08-22-2007, 06:45 PM
you can't legally fuck most of them

avian chaos
08-22-2007, 07:48 PM
They aren't very articulate.

ratking17
08-22-2007, 07:53 PM
they know what high school musical is

smurfing
08-22-2007, 07:57 PM
teenagers are awesome. you guys are just all burned out and jealous.


blink 182 is awesome, too and teenagers arent that much into them anymore. you guys are all out of touch and jealous

smurfing
08-22-2007, 07:58 PM
and srsly ^ ^ ^, you guys dont know anything more than teenagers do and your poetry is worse

smurfing
08-22-2007, 07:59 PM
They're smelly and sweaty and gross and obnoxious and insensitive and I resent being associated with the bunch of them.
i know what you mean, you should hang out with older guys like me

silent_brian13
08-22-2007, 08:54 PM
linkin park

wHATcOLOR
08-22-2007, 09:01 PM
I don't liek that song. I don't like the black parade


you used to



First of all, as is widely known here, I am only sixteen, so don't take anything I say too seriously. This is just a sixteen year old's perspective on things.

Ok, so I've been in a relationship for over four months now. I know, not very long, but for high school standards I think it is. I love this girl very much. We are pretty good for each other, I think. We spend lots of time with each other, we're always all over each other. It's my first real relationship. Recently I have been thinking a lot about how different we are though, and how I could find someone better for me. Don't get me wrong, I am still infatuated with this girl. I really really love her. But at the same time I feel that maybe I need someone more...punk rock? I keep envisioning this rock and roll chick who would be into my music and view on the world and stuff, and we would be perfect together. My girlfriend and I are very happy together but there are a few things that she lacks that I always thought I would look for in a girl. First of all, she's too into pop culture for me. She likes stupid pop culture movies (like American Pie and Titanic) and listens to too much pop music (Ashlee Simpson, although she likes rock too). I'm thinking, maybe I need a girl who won't get pissed when I make a big deal about going into Hollister? Secondly, she's not very adventurous. She always wants to plan things out neatly and do everything the safe way. She's not very spur of the moment. I wanted to stand in line for the Billy Corgan show nine hours in advance to assure that we had a stage front spot. She made a huge fuss over it and we didn't get there until 2 hours before. I want someone who will stand in line with me for hours and hours at concerts. I mean, we're fucking sixteen, this is what you do when you're young. She tells me sometimes that I need a haircut, or that I need to stop wearing so many band t-shirts.

Anyway, none of these things bother me that much though. I am totally in love with this girl and I don't care most of the time. I think she's wonderful and I am always counting the hours until I get to see her again. But then, in the back of my mind, I start thinking of some punk rock chick who loves my music and shares my crazy anti-establishment beliefs...someone just like me, who could come into my life and we would be even MORE perfect together.

Is this normal? Should I just quit bitching because I'm only sixteen? I dunno. It's not like, a huge conflict in my mind either, it's just something I've been thinking more and more about.


ahhh, the memories. very nice

wHATcOLOR
08-22-2007, 09:03 PM
who remembers that post about small razor sourced lacerations on a guy's scrot' when he was in the shower? man... that one was great

smurfing
08-22-2007, 09:03 PM
xtumorassault or whatever

neopryn
08-22-2007, 09:04 PM
who remembers that post about small razor sourced lacerations on a guy's scrot' when he was in the shower? man... that one was greati remember that. he listened to Cherub Rock and masturbated while he cut himself up.

wHATcOLOR
08-22-2007, 09:05 PM
that post was awesome

I'm Hardcore
08-22-2007, 09:05 PM
Charmbag is a guy?

smurfing
08-22-2007, 09:06 PM
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=86109

smurfing
08-22-2007, 09:16 PM
who remembers that post about small razor sourced lacerations on a guy's scrot' when he was in the shower? man... that one was great
in rereading the thread, there were only like 2 people who found it amusing in the least. just about everyone here blows and has horrible taste


i overposted in the thread, of course :S

neopryn
08-22-2007, 09:20 PM
in rereading the thread, there were only like 2 people who found it amusing in the least. just about everyone here blows and has horrible taste :cool:

neopryn
08-22-2007, 09:21 PM
nice quote in alex's old sig

duovamp
08-22-2007, 09:21 PM
they all make noise on my lawn!! go on, git!! git!!


Yo! You a fuckin' old man!

darcyismybass
08-22-2007, 09:31 PM
First of all, as is widely known here, I am only sixteen, so don't take anything I say too seriously. This is just a sixteen year old's perspective on things.

Ok, so I've been in a relationship for over four months now. I know, not very long, but for high school standards I think it is. I love this girl very much. We are pretty good for each other, I think. We spend lots of time with each other, we're always all over each other. It's my first real relationship. Recently I have been thinking a lot about how different we are though, and how I could find someone better for me. Don't get me wrong, I am still infatuated with this girl. I really really love her. But at the same time I feel that maybe I need someone more...punk rock? I keep envisioning this rock and roll chick who would be into my music and view on the world and stuff, and we would be perfect together. My girlfriend and I are very happy together but there are a few things that she lacks that I always thought I would look for in a girl. First of all, she's too into pop culture for me. She likes stupid pop culture movies (like American Pie and Titanic) and listens to too much pop music (Ashlee Simpson, although she likes rock too). I'm thinking, maybe I need a girl who won't get pissed when I make a big deal about going into Hollister? Secondly, she's not very adventurous. She always wants to plan things out neatly and do everything the safe way. She's not very spur of the moment. I wanted to stand in line for the Billy Corgan show nine hours in advance to assure that we had a stage front spot. She made a huge fuss over it and we didn't get there until 2 hours before. I want someone who will stand in line with me for hours and hours at concerts. I mean, we're fucking sixteen, this is what you do when you're young. She tells me sometimes that I need a haircut, or that I need to stop wearing so many band t-shirts.

Anyway, none of these things bother me that much though. I am totally in love with this girl and I don't care most of the time. I think she's wonderful and I am always counting the hours until I get to see her again. But then, in the back of my mind, I start thinking of some punk rock chick who loves my music and shares my crazy anti-establishment beliefs...someone just like me, who could come into my life and we would be even MORE perfect together.

Is this normal? Should I just quit bitching because I'm only sixteen? I dunno. It's not like, a huge conflict in my mind either, it's just something I've been thinking more and more about.

Issue #1: It's probably not best to assume that you love someone until you seriously know that you feel that way. I don't think 4 months total is long enough to know this.

Issue #2: If you know what you want out of a relationship, and if your current girlfriend is pretty much offering the opposite of that, maybe you should look elsewhere...

The longer you wait the more you're going to resent this girl because she's not what you're looking for.

I'm Hardcore
08-22-2007, 09:33 PM
teenagers dont fall in love. its just a standard word to use when you're seeing someone

darcyismybass
08-22-2007, 09:35 PM
teenagers dont fall in love. its just a standard word to use when you're seeing someone

Even though that seems to be the case, it's still fucked up to use that word when it could carry so much meaning in the other person's mind.

I'm Hardcore
08-22-2007, 09:37 PM
naivety is a stupid thing, darcyismybass

darcyismybass
08-22-2007, 09:45 PM
naivety is a stupid thing, darcyismybass

Monumental conclusion there... Give this man a prize. ^

ravenguy2000
08-22-2007, 09:45 PM
the way they act like they're going to swallow but then they just let it dribble out the side of their mouth and then hope i'm not going to notice

god i'm edgy

i'm so fucking edgy you guys better check yourselves for bleeding just from reading that

duovamp
08-22-2007, 09:48 PM
teenagers are awesome. you guys are just all burned out and jealous.


blink 182 is awesome, too and teenagers arent that much into them anymore. you guys are all out of touch and jealous

Keep reaching for that 16-year-old.

Elvis The Fat Years
08-22-2007, 10:36 PM
they post here.

redbull
08-22-2007, 10:39 PM
holy shit charmbag is 16?

neopryn
08-22-2007, 10:42 PM
to whom it may concern:

Charmbag's post was copied and pasted from a redbreegull post that's at least 2 years old.

wally
08-22-2007, 10:44 PM
they exist

Rockin' Cherub
08-23-2007, 04:38 AM
i am all of the things mentioned in this thread x2

Trotskilicious
08-23-2007, 04:47 AM
the way they act like they're going to swallow but then they just let it dribble out the side of their mouth and then hope i'm not going to notice

god i'm edgy

i'm so fucking edgy you guys better check yourselves for bleeding just from reading that

hey dude do you have a bandaid

SatanHimself!
08-23-2007, 02:34 PM
Their favorite Pink Floyd song is Comfortably Numb.

christian zombie vampires
08-23-2007, 02:37 PM
they grow up to be adults that are exactly the same only worse because they think they're above teenagers

Mo
08-23-2007, 03:35 PM
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=148754

wHATcOLOR
08-23-2007, 04:15 PM
he IMd me once and told me he was trolling but i like to pretend that didn't happen

dean_r_koontz
08-23-2007, 04:18 PM
50 procent of them turns into whatcolor and 50 procent turns into kimmy ann