View Full Version : Things you hate about your body...


Kilgore Trout
04-25-2002, 10:41 AM
- My hair is very coarse/thick and always sticks up
- I'm short (5'7"), have no @ss and skinny legs
- The Pain my knees and shoulders from HS sports
- I have a dorky smile

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[This message has been edited by Kilgore Trout (edited 04-25-2002).]

land of the rising c0ck
04-25-2002, 10:44 AM
sorry I haven't got all day

Smiley33
04-25-2002, 10:47 AM
I hate how it dances and drops shit. Stupid fucknig body.

Delta
04-25-2002, 10:47 AM
the scar on my right wrist. im so sick of people staring at it

Mirror_Untrue
04-25-2002, 11:18 AM
Scars on my left knee and arms

Travis Meeks
04-25-2002, 11:47 AM
my clit of a penis

twice
04-25-2002, 12:46 PM
how it isn't with his.

meow
04-25-2002, 12:58 PM
i gained weight.

meow
04-25-2002, 01:10 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Travis Meeks:
my clit of a penis</font>

my penis of a clit


*confuses herself*

twice
04-25-2002, 01:12 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by meow:
my penis of a clit


*confuses herself*</font>


teehee

The Patient
04-25-2002, 01:12 PM
i'm starting to get a gut.

Disarmed
04-25-2002, 01:23 PM
-the weight I gain around my mid-section if I don't exercise or eat right
-my frizzy curly hair
-I slouch too much
-I appear to have a permanent frown crease and I'm only 22

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Aeroplane
04-25-2002, 01:36 PM
receding hairline, other than that, I'm gorgeous

So very sad about me
04-25-2002, 01:40 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by twice:
how it isn't with his.</font>


*sniffle*


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Crippler
04-25-2002, 01:55 PM
<font color="aquamarine">If I could gain muscle, it'd be nice.

It's true, it's true.

Nadia
04-25-2002, 02:15 PM
-my hair
-my back
-my 'love handles' yuck

Salena Child
04-25-2002, 02:24 PM
i have an issue with my butt.

Ensoul
04-25-2002, 02:28 PM
I am perfect.

Nah, I am 10 lbs. overweight.

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Smiley33
04-25-2002, 02:32 PM
I'd like a nice medium B cup. Fuck C. I wanna be able to walk around with no bra on.

Massive Attack
04-25-2002, 02:34 PM
I have the Portuguese "pug nose"
I have the Portuguese cursed ass
my knees
my real fingernails won't grow
my chin

James is Cool
04-25-2002, 03:46 PM
I have really dry skin and my hair is fucked up.

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Eulogy
04-25-2002, 03:50 PM
My chin
My hair (not just on my head...)
My feet

uh-huh

Helena Handbasket
04-25-2002, 05:14 PM
-legs are too skinny
-too short waisted
-stupd looking chin
-mouth is too small
-my boobs... don't even get me started
-I don't like the way my face is shaped
-I have baby cheeks (Mayfuck pointed this out almost three years ago, and I still haven't forgotten about it)
-one of my fingers is crooked from slamming it in the van door a few years ago.. I don't like my fingers much, anyway
-the underside of my arms are really veiny
-my back
-I have no butt
-I don't like the way my face looks when I smile, my eyes scrunch up
-scars on my knee
-my nails are really thin


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Lie
04-25-2002, 05:18 PM
I have extremely dry skin and my lips are always chapped.


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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

Lie
04-25-2002, 05:18 PM
Oh, yeah, I have poor circulation too so my hands are always freezing.

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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

frail_and_bedazzled
04-25-2002, 05:48 PM
my ankles. they're just not shapely and nice.

my face tends to look too chubby for my liking.

my nose...although i've grown to appreciate it.

my short legs..i'm tall, but my torso is long instead of my legs

eh..i have a lot of what people would consider imperfections but i'm actually quite fond of them. my round belly and funny ears, for instance.

Elvis The Naked Years
04-25-2002, 05:49 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Salena Child:
i have an issue with my butt. </font>

i have an issue with it too.

Salena Child
04-25-2002, 05:53 PM
more issues:

-i have a deep line on my forehead that should not be there. i am only 21 http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

- my nose is too long.

- i don't have any boobs.

- i have flintstone feet.

jenny4ever
04-25-2002, 06:07 PM
-my skin is really dry and then its oily on my face
-my ass and saddlebags
-my boobs are way too small
-and then theres my face

wangcomputers
04-25-2002, 06:09 PM
i have a sunburn scar on my shoulder
my dose is doo big
and my boobs are too small

yay - what a happy thread.

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Undone
04-25-2002, 08:18 PM
<font color="CC33CC">I have a huge ass!
I have no boobs!
My legs are way too short!
I have scars on my upper legs and thighs that will never go away!
My face is shiny!
My hair is impossible to take care of.

What I like about my body:

-my arms are well defined
-my tummy is in good shape
-actually, my ass would be pretty nice if I had these boobs taken care of
-my feet are cute

So very sad about me
04-25-2002, 08:22 PM
-Giant ass....seriously inflated, not proportionate bubbly ass that causes jeans not to fit, or to sit so low that my butt crack always shows http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif
-General flab
-Really untoned legs from my surgery
-I don't really have ankles. just giant meat sticks

Graveflower
04-25-2002, 08:38 PM
Fat.

PhantomFM
04-25-2002, 08:45 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by jenny4ever:
-my ass and saddlebags</font>

wtf are saddlebags?

and if your ass was any smaller, you would have trouble pooing

KrazeePumpkin
04-25-2002, 08:46 PM
There are too many comments I can make but instead I'll allow you all to make comments about mine:

-I wish I could dye my hair a million times and still have soft hair.
-I wish I could lose weight ONLY in my stomach, I finally am content with EVERYTHING but my stomach...grr

disarmed zero
04-25-2002, 08:53 PM
- my stomach has a "pudge" (although Jeff says it's hot and cute)
- my back
- my legs

my body according to other people:
- Jeff thinks i'm too skinny (5'5" 117lbs)

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Krafty
04-28-2002, 10:14 PM
My feet. . . its hard to find shoes
My stomach

kypper
04-28-2002, 10:15 PM
I can honestly say I have no problems with my body; it's my mind that's fucked.

melancholymystic
04-28-2002, 10:21 PM
-very chubby
-fat ass
-frizzy bangs that alwyas curls up
-i always get acne on my forehead,but thats it

bonsor
04-28-2002, 10:28 PM
- My thighs are a bit large, yet nothing that couldn't be trimmed down with a little exercise
- I have one testicle
- I have hair as thick as my head hair all the way down the back of my neck. I wear my hair long to conceal it.

There's another bodily feature that I'm not really comfortable at all talking about with anybody but my parents, and even then it's hard. I'll just say that my first 10 years of public schooling were hell because of it.

Stearnsie
04-28-2002, 10:32 PM
I'm a guy, so I shouldn't care all that much, but I have wide Ass hips.

melancholymystic
04-28-2002, 10:33 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
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There's another bodily feature that I'm not really comfortable at all talking about with anybody but my parents, and even then it's hard. I'll just say that my first 10 years of public schooling were hell because of it.</font>

do tell! you can't just hint at it like that and expect everyone to forget about it.

Krafty
04-28-2002, 10:36 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholymystic:
do tell! you can't just hint at it like that and expect everyone to forget about it.

</font>

if there is a llama
04-28-2002, 10:37 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholymystic:
do tell! you can't just hint at it like that and expect everyone to forget about it.

</font>

kypper
04-28-2002, 10:55 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
- My thighs are a bit large, yet nothing that couldn't be trimmed down with a little exercise
- I have one testicle
- I have hair as thick as my head hair all the way down the back of my neck. I wear my hair long to conceal it.

There's another bodily feature that I'm not really comfortable at all talking about with anybody but my parents, and even then it's hard. I'll just say that my first 10 years of public schooling were hell because of it.</font>

You could always shave your neck; it's common to have a bit of hair there dude.

meow
04-28-2002, 11:04 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:
I'd like a nice medium B cup. Fuck C. I wanna be able to walk around with no bra on.</font>

Lets trade

BlueStar
04-28-2002, 11:05 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">I have a huge ass!
I have no boobs!
</font>

I have tons of little scars all over my body.
I hate my thighs.
I hate my nose.
I am way too pale.



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Smiley33
04-28-2002, 11:05 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by meow:
Lets trade</font>

gladly. but you gotta throw in your dad's pantyhose, too. I mean, I gotta buy new bras and everything now.

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Mayfuck
04-28-2002, 11:06 PM
My ethnicity

meow
04-28-2002, 11:07 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:
gladly. but you gotta throw in your dad's pantyhose, too. I mean, I gotta buy new bras and everything now.

</font>

*sigh* I really didn't want to give them up, but I guess a deal is a deal!

kypper
04-28-2002, 11:09 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by meow:
*sigh* I really didn't want to give them up, but I guess a deal is a deal!</font>

Now she can go running with me. Yaaaay!

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meow
04-28-2002, 11:10 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
Now she can go running with me. Yaaaay!

</font>

at least you two will have matching pantyhose!

aomb1979
04-28-2002, 11:11 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
- I have one testicle

</font>

That's gotta suck.

kypper
04-28-2002, 11:25 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by meow:
at least you two will have matching pantyhose!</font>

Does this make my ass look fat?

meow
04-28-2002, 11:28 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
Does this make my ass look fat?</font>

you can get ones that slim your ass

or have ass padding

its entirely up to you

kypper
04-28-2002, 11:46 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by meow:
you can get ones that slim your ass

or have ass padding

its entirely up to you</font>

I doubt anything would make my ass look fat, but thanks anyway.
Do they come with built in jock-support?

Smiley33
04-28-2002, 11:52 PM
http://www.learn.co.uk/edenproject/lessons/senses1/contentimages/smelly.jpg

The smells it makes. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

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Silverstream
04-29-2002, 12:17 AM
- my skin is so pale that you can see all my veins, especially the ones over my breasts. plus its really delicate...sometimes i just want a fucking tan.
- my eyebrows are never how i want them
- my nose
- i have too many scars and they remind me of my stupidity
- i hate my toes
- my thighs and stomach are ugly

meow
04-29-2002, 02:14 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
I doubt anything would make my ass look fat, but thanks anyway.
Do they come with built in jock-support?</font>

yeah but i dont think you could get them anywhere common!

KiIgore Trout
04-29-2002, 02:15 AM
My Alter Ego.. Even though i think he is pretty hot!

Samsa
04-29-2002, 02:15 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
My ethnicity</font>

i love your ethnicity

and i know what ******'s secret is but i'm not telling cuz i'm a good person like that http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

Samsa
04-29-2002, 02:24 AM
helloooo. where did my post go.

Samsa
04-29-2002, 02:25 AM
ugh.it disappeared AGAIN. TWO OFTHEM

meow
04-29-2002, 02:26 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:
ugh.it disappeared AGAIN. TWO OFTHEM</font>

shouldn't you learn from this experience?

bonsor
04-29-2002, 06:54 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:
and i know what ******'s secret is but i'm not telling cuz i'm a good person like that http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif</font> Thank you.