- My hair is very coarse/thick and always sticks up
- I'm short (5'7"), have no @ss and skinny legs
- The Pain my knees and shoulders from HS sports
- I have a dorky smile

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AIM: pugbugg

[This message has been edited by Kilgore Trout (edited 04-25-2002).]

sorry I haven't got all day

I hate how it dances and drops shit. Stupid fucknig body.

the scar on my right wrist. im so sick of people staring at it

Scars on my left knee and arms

my clit of a penis

how it isn't with his.

i gained weight.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Travis Meeks:
my clit of a penis</font>

my penis of a clit


*confuses herself*

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by meow:
my penis of a clit


*confuses herself*</font>


teehee

i'm starting to get a gut.

-the weight I gain around my mid-section if I don't exercise or eat right
-my frizzy curly hair
-I slouch too much
-I appear to have a permanent frown crease and I'm only 22

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I'll crush your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces

receding hairline, other than that, I'm gorgeous

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by twice:
how it isn't with his.</font>


*sniffle*


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<font color="aquamarine">If I could gain muscle, it'd be nice.

It's true, it's true.

-my hair
-my back
-my 'love handles' yuck

i have an issue with my butt.

I am perfect.

Nah, I am 10 lbs. overweight.

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I'd like a nice medium B cup. Fuck C. I wanna be able to walk around with no bra on.

I have the Portuguese "pug nose"
I have the Portuguese cursed ass
my knees
my real fingernails won't grow
my chin

I have really dry skin and my hair is fucked up.

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My chin
My hair (not just on my head...)
My feet

uh-huh

-legs are too skinny
-too short waisted
-stupd looking chin
-mouth is too small
-my boobs... don't even get me started
-I don't like the way my face is shaped
-I have baby cheeks (Mayfuck pointed this out almost three years ago, and I still haven't forgotten about it)
-one of my fingers is crooked from slamming it in the van door a few years ago.. I don't like my fingers much, anyway
-the underside of my arms are really veiny
-my back
-I have no butt
-I don't like the way my face looks when I smile, my eyes scrunch up
-scars on my knee
-my nails are really thin


[This message has been edited by Helena Handbasket (edited 04-25-2002).]

I have extremely dry skin and my lips are always chapped.


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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

Oh, yeah, I have poor circulation too so my hands are always freezing.

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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

my ankles. they're just not shapely and nice.

my face tends to look too chubby for my liking.

my nose...although i've grown to appreciate it.

my short legs..i'm tall, but my torso is long instead of my legs

eh..i have a lot of what people would consider imperfections but i'm actually quite fond of them. my round belly and funny ears, for instance.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Salena Child:
i have an issue with my butt. </font>

i have an issue with it too.

more issues:

-i have a deep line on my forehead that should not be there. i am only 21 http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

- my nose is too long.

- i don't have any boobs.

- i have flintstone feet.

-my skin is really dry and then its oily on my face
-my ass and saddlebags
-my boobs are way too small
-and then theres my face

i have a sunburn scar on my shoulder
my dose is doo big
and my boobs are too small

yay - what a happy thread.

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<font color="CC33CC">I have a huge ass!
I have no boobs!
My legs are way too short!
I have scars on my upper legs and thighs that will never go away!
My face is shiny!
My hair is impossible to take care of.

What I like about my body:

-my arms are well defined
-my tummy is in good shape
-actually, my ass would be pretty nice if I had these boobs taken care of
-my feet are cute

-Giant ass....seriously inflated, not proportionate bubbly ass that causes jeans not to fit, or to sit so low that my butt crack always shows http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif
-General flab
-Really untoned legs from my surgery
-I don't really have ankles. just giant meat sticks

Fat.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by jenny4ever:
-my ass and saddlebags</font>

wtf are saddlebags?

and if your ass was any smaller, you would have trouble pooing

There are too many comments I can make but instead I'll allow you all to make comments about mine:

-I wish I could dye my hair a million times and still have soft hair.
-I wish I could lose weight ONLY in my stomach, I finally am content with EVERYTHING but my stomach...grr

- my stomach has a "pudge" (although Jeff says it's hot and cute)
- my back
- my legs

my body according to other people:
- Jeff thinks i'm too skinny (5'5" 117lbs)

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slime molds are so close to being both plant and animal, it's like they can't make up their minds.
they're wondering now if this is who's been running the planet all this time.

My feet. . . its hard to find shoes
My stomach

I can honestly say I have no problems with my body; it's my mind that's fucked.

-very chubby
-fat ass
-frizzy bangs that alwyas curls up
-i always get acne on my forehead,but thats it

- My thighs are a bit large, yet nothing that couldn't be trimmed down with a little exercise
- I have one testicle
- I have hair as thick as my head hair all the way down the back of my neck. I wear my hair long to conceal it.

There's another bodily feature that I'm not really comfortable at all talking about with anybody but my parents, and even then it's hard. I'll just say that my first 10 years of public schooling were hell because of it.

I'm a guy, so I shouldn't care all that much, but I have wide Ass hips.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
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There's another bodily feature that I'm not really comfortable at all talking about with anybody but my parents, and even then it's hard. I'll just say that my first 10 years of public schooling were hell because of it.</font>

do tell! you can't just hint at it like that and expect everyone to forget about it.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholymystic:
do tell! you can't just hint at it like that and expect everyone to forget about it.

</font>

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholymystic:
do tell! you can't just hint at it like that and expect everyone to forget about it.

</font>

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
- My thighs are a bit large, yet nothing that couldn't be trimmed down with a little exercise
- I have one testicle
- I have hair as thick as my head hair all the way down the back of my neck. I wear my hair long to conceal it.

There's another bodily feature that I'm not really comfortable at all talking about with anybody but my parents, and even then it's hard. I'll just say that my first 10 years of public schooling were hell because of it.</font>

You could always shave your neck; it's common to have a bit of hair there dude.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:
I'd like a nice medium B cup. Fuck C. I wanna be able to walk around with no bra on.</font>

Lets trade

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Undone:
<font color="CC33CC">I have a huge ass!
I have no boobs!
</font>

I have tons of little scars all over my body.
I hate my thighs.
I hate my nose.
I am way too pale.



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<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by meow:
Lets trade</font>

gladly. but you gotta throw in your dad's pantyhose, too. I mean, I gotta buy new bras and everything now.

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pukey

My ethnicity

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:
gladly. but you gotta throw in your dad's pantyhose, too. I mean, I gotta buy new bras and everything now.

</font>

*sigh* I really didn't want to give them up, but I guess a deal is a deal!

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by meow:
*sigh* I really didn't want to give them up, but I guess a deal is a deal!</font>

Now she can go running with me. Yaaaay!

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<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
Now she can go running with me. Yaaaay!

</font>

at least you two will have matching pantyhose!

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
- I have one testicle

</font>

That's gotta suck.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by meow:
at least you two will have matching pantyhose!</font>

Does this make my ass look fat?

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
Does this make my ass look fat?</font>

you can get ones that slim your ass

or have ass padding

its entirely up to you

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by meow:
you can get ones that slim your ass

or have ass padding

its entirely up to you</font>

I doubt anything would make my ass look fat, but thanks anyway.
Do they come with built in jock-support?

http://www.learn.co.uk/edenproject/lessons/senses1/contentimages/smelly.jpg

The smells it makes. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

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pukey

- my skin is so pale that you can see all my veins, especially the ones over my breasts. plus its really delicate...sometimes i just want a fucking tan.
- my eyebrows are never how i want them
- my nose
- i have too many scars and they remind me of my stupidity
- i hate my toes
- my thighs and stomach are ugly

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by kypper:
I doubt anything would make my ass look fat, but thanks anyway.
Do they come with built in jock-support?</font>

yeah but i dont think you could get them anywhere common!

My Alter Ego.. Even though i think he is pretty hot!

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
My ethnicity</font>

i love your ethnicity

and i know what ******'s secret is but i'm not telling cuz i'm a good person like that http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

helloooo. where did my post go.

ugh.it disappeared AGAIN. TWO OFTHEM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:
ugh.it disappeared AGAIN. TWO OFTHEM</font>

shouldn't you learn from this experience?

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:
and i know what ******'s secret is but i'm not telling cuz i'm a good person like that http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif</font> Thank you.