View Full Version : Spinoff: TV Moms that are hurtin' for the sexin'


sickbadthing
08-16-2007, 07:34 PM
Zach and Cody's mom needs some (there are no good pics of her for some reason):

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Who could ever forget Lorelei? You know you'd have to get Rory in on that action too:

http://www.judithripka.com/Celebrities/******Graham.jpg

How about Ugly Betty's slutty sister and mother of a gay son?:

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/75/16/0000037516_20070201110614.jpg

Lastly, how about all three of them Big Love mothers (yes I'd even put it in Chloe Sevigny's cavernous and defiled hole):

http://z.about.com/d/tvdramas/1/0/y/8/biglove9.jpg

Nate the Grate
08-16-2007, 07:40 PM
Uhhh I'm watching this show right now...it's on ABC Family...one of those shitty sitcoms...

Mom's got huge knockers

sickbadthing
08-16-2007, 07:46 PM
ABC Family uses "Family" pretty loosely. They tend to put a lot of skanky crap on at night.

neopryn
08-16-2007, 07:59 PM
<img src="http://images.askmen.com/women/celeb_profiles_actress/pictures/emilie_de_ravin/emilie_de_ravin.jpg">

pale_princess
08-16-2007, 08:00 PM
millicent torkelson

Elvis The Fat Years
08-16-2007, 08:29 PM
fuck me, santa. fuck me, santa. fuck me, santa.

ravenguy2000
08-16-2007, 08:35 PM
http://z.about.com/d/tvdramas/1/0/n/7/thesopranos7.jpg

airbrushed to hell and back in this pic but i'd still bake her ziti any day of the week

ravenguy2000
08-16-2007, 08:35 PM
i'd stuff her cannoli, if you will

Elvis The Fat Years
08-16-2007, 08:36 PM
oh, i will.

ravenguy2000
08-16-2007, 08:37 PM
i'd alfredo all over her fettucine

mxzombie
08-16-2007, 08:39 PM
is that before or after you stuff her cannoli and bake her ziti

Elvis The Fat Years
08-16-2007, 08:39 PM
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/rescue-me/images/andrea-roth-2.jpg

avian chaos
08-16-2007, 08:40 PM
<img src="http://images.askmen.com/women/celeb_profiles_actress/pictures/emilie_de_ravin/emilie_de_ravin.jpg">
unf unf unf

ravenguy2000
08-16-2007, 08:40 PM
is that before or after you stuff her cannoli and bake her ziti

right after i vigorously hump her tits and spray the white chocolate rain all over her face

ravenguy2000
08-16-2007, 08:42 PM
http://home.comcast.net/~mcnotes/Peg.jpg

i always thought ruth-anne could take a thick one

Elvis The Fat Years
08-16-2007, 08:47 PM
looks like a bird shit all over her shirt

Aeroplane
08-16-2007, 08:47 PM
bird shit shirt
bird shit shirt
bird shit shirt

say that ten times real fast.

Elvis The Fat Years
08-16-2007, 08:49 PM
make me.

Aeroplane
08-16-2007, 08:50 PM
oooh baby, really?

Elvis The Fat Years
08-16-2007, 08:51 PM
as long as christhimself doesn't find out.

Aeroplane
08-16-2007, 08:52 PM
shit. nevermind. he knows my every move.

Elvis The Fat Years
08-16-2007, 08:53 PM
i bet he does.











hot.

Aeroplane
08-16-2007, 08:53 PM
:D

ravenguy2000
08-16-2007, 09:01 PM
actually i'd like to change my vote to everyone in this

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avian chaos
08-16-2007, 09:03 PM
Why she got a chipmunk voice

sickbadthing
08-16-2007, 09:09 PM
actually i'd like to change my vote to everyone in this

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Ah a nice step back in time and a reminder why NBC will always suck the big one.

I'm Hardcore
08-16-2007, 09:18 PM
:rofl: take a thick one

Nate the Grate
08-16-2007, 09:32 PM
The chick I was talking about was the mom in Grounded For Life.

Oh, and who the HELL is that that neopryn posted? How is that a mom in any TV show?

sickbadthing
08-16-2007, 09:33 PM
The chick I was talking about was the mom in Grounded For Life.

Oh, and who the HELL is that that neopryn posted? How is that a mom in any TV show?

She's a mom on LOST.

Nate the Grate
08-16-2007, 09:34 PM
Is she supposed to be a teenage mom or something?

waltermcphilp
08-16-2007, 09:37 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2954/groundedprice7234tvxi9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

sickbadthing
08-16-2007, 09:38 PM
Is she supposed to be a teenage mom or something?

She's like 19 or 20.

brendo_91
08-16-2007, 09:41 PM
she was pregnant when the plane crashed i think.

alisonmonster
08-16-2007, 10:12 PM
http://home.comcast.net/~mcnotes/Peg.jpg

i always thought ruth-anne could take a thick one

:rofl:

its the bingo shirt

alisonmonster
08-16-2007, 10:18 PM
oh my vote goes to the mom from My So Called Life

http://home.frognet.net/~ritchie/sarah.jpg

avian chaos
08-16-2007, 10:18 PM
Is she supposed to be a teenage mom or something?
No, she's not a teenage mom but she is supposed to be very young on the show. I'd say early 20's.

Also:

<img src="http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Arrested-Develop-ft03.jpg">

avian chaos
08-16-2007, 10:19 PM
oh my vote goes to the mom from My So Called Life

http://home.frognet.net/~ritchie/sarah.jpg

Reminds me of Spike.

<img src="http://www.degrassi.tv/assets/actor/1006/1066_1.jpg">

mxzombie
08-16-2007, 10:20 PM
Reminds me of Spike.

<img src="http://www.degrassi.tv/assets/actor/1006/1066_1.jpg">i thought the same thing. also, props for the portia de rossi pic

alisonmonster
08-16-2007, 10:20 PM
i <3 Spike so much from Degrassi

Mayfuck
08-16-2007, 10:26 PM
<img src="http://www.english.ilstu.edu/students/bchall2/repurposing/Images/peg.jpg">

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redbull
08-16-2007, 10:33 PM
No, she's not a teenage mom but she is supposed to be very young on the show. I'd say early 20's.

Also:

<img src="http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Arrested-Develop-ft03.jpg">
YES

I'm Hardcore
08-16-2007, 10:44 PM
http://www.wvah.com/programs/thewarathome/AnitaBarone.jpg

hands up if you wouldnt rock her 'round the block

TuralyonW3
08-16-2007, 10:54 PM
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/images/wallpapers/wall00000045_1280x960.jpg

TuralyonW3
08-16-2007, 10:56 PM
oh, winnar

http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/2007/08/13/e081318A.jpg

Andy /
08-16-2007, 11:03 PM
If Lois were a real person, she'd be fucking AWESOME.

pale_princess
08-16-2007, 11:18 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/65/Cheers_lilith.jpg/200px-Cheers_lilith.jpg

noyen
08-16-2007, 11:21 PM
<img src="http://www.english.ilstu.edu/students/bchall2/repurposing/Images/peg.jpg">

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shitbag. that's what i was going to post. i fucking hate you.

pale_princess
08-16-2007, 11:23 PM
my boyfriend loooooooves peggy bundy.

noyen
08-16-2007, 11:23 PM
she's the only one i can cum to.

Tchocky
08-16-2007, 11:42 PM
****** Graham kinda reminds me of Liv Tyler.

I'm Hardcore
08-16-2007, 11:44 PM
oh, winnar

http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/2007/08/13/e081318A.jpg

fuck

neopryn
08-16-2007, 11:55 PM
she looks fucking dead

I'm Hardcore
08-16-2007, 11:57 PM
i was talking about the snake

Fonzie
08-17-2007, 02:21 AM
that snakes a dude snake.

Fonzie
08-17-2007, 02:24 AM
http://stormtrooper.istheshit.net/

darcyismybass
08-17-2007, 02:29 AM
oh, winnar

http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/2007/08/13/e081318A.jpg

:D

Trotskilicious
08-17-2007, 02:30 AM
that is such a hot pic but i seem to remember that her naked ass appeared in it

spring
08-17-2007, 02:33 AM
<img src="http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Arrested-Develop-ft03.jpg">


good call, Kimmy

I'm Hardcore
08-17-2007, 02:33 AM
that snakes a dude snake.

I LIKE MALE SNAKES OK

darcyismybass
08-17-2007, 02:35 AM
http://vargen57.unblog.fr/files/2006/09/Elizabeth%20Montgomery.jpg

She was pretty good looking back then... :)

spring
08-17-2007, 02:37 AM
i was also going to say that there are better pics of her than that, but i can't find any

Trotskilicious
08-17-2007, 02:37 AM
she is a hot tamale, what is her name anyway

spring
08-17-2007, 02:39 AM
Elizabeth%20Montgomery.jpg or Portia de Rosi?

Trotskilicious
08-17-2007, 02:40 AM
the chick from weeds

portia is gay last i checked

TuralyonW3
08-17-2007, 02:43 AM
Mary Louise Parker

TuralyonW3
08-17-2007, 02:43 AM
Soon to be Mary Louise Parker Matthews

I'm Hardcore
08-17-2007, 02:47 AM
Soon to be Mary Louise Parker Matthews

:rofl:

avian chaos
08-17-2007, 02:58 AM
I'd do Miranda Hobbes, too.

Too lazy to Google search it, atm.

spring
08-17-2007, 03:15 AM
the fact that she's gay doesn't mean she's not hot

Trotskilicious
08-17-2007, 03:16 AM
yeah but there's no point in me lusting over her

Andy /
08-17-2007, 03:18 AM
whatever man. You could be the guy to bring her back to the light side of the force, scoring a victory for mankind everywhere.

Andy /
08-17-2007, 03:20 AM
that's right.

Trotskilicious
08-17-2007, 03:33 AM
what are you bill richardson?

Andy /
08-17-2007, 03:34 AM
I am what I say I am.

Andy /
08-17-2007, 03:34 AM
that's right.

Trotskilicious
08-17-2007, 03:37 AM
"I've heard of lipstick lesbians but she's like a lipstick, rouge, eyeshadow, eyeliner lesbian, you know what I mean?"

The Pashing Smumpkin
08-17-2007, 05:33 AM
<img src="http://www.english.ilstu.edu/students/bchall2/repurposing/Images/peg.jpg">

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:banging: :banging: :banging:

Toast
08-17-2007, 10:09 AM
http://www.canalplus.fi/minisite/rome_FI/actors/intervju.jpg

caesar augustus' mom

spring
08-17-2007, 10:15 AM
I'd do Miranda Hobbes, too.

Too lazy to Google search it, atm.

yes, very much so.

but Brendan's going to yell at us again for mentioning gay women.

also, stupid Google doesn't have good pictures of her either. she is so much prettier than what i can find on there.


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/262343~Cynthia-Nixon-Posters.jpg
http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1073268026473_2004/01/06/sexart,0.jpg

yeah..she's much prettier than in these pictures

MusicMan4
08-17-2007, 10:17 AM
yeah but there's no point in me lusting over her

what the fuck

spring
08-17-2007, 10:27 AM
what the fuck

well you know...there's a more reasonable 'point' in lusting over a straight movie star

pale_princess
08-17-2007, 11:15 AM
why is it that every girl i know thinks miranda is sexy and cute and every guy i know (except maybe tasty) thinks shes a gross bulldyke?

pale_princess
08-17-2007, 11:23 AM
OH MAN. portia di rossi's joining season 5 of nip/tuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a hot bitch.

spring
08-17-2007, 11:37 AM
why is it that every girl i know thinks miranda is sexy and cute and every guy i know (except maybe tasty) thinks shes a gross bulldyke?


maybe cause they're intimidated by her somehow. i dunno.


do you like her?

shannon
08-17-2007, 11:38 AM
that's awesome news

re: nip/tuck

pale_princess
08-17-2007, 11:39 AM
maybe cause they're intimidated by her somehow. i dunno.


do you like her?
i like her! that's the thing about satc, all characters have their annoying days/habits and good points.

MusicMan4
08-17-2007, 11:42 AM
no miranda is a perfect woman

Trotskilicious
08-17-2007, 05:23 PM
but Brendan's going to yell at us again for mentioning gay women.

i didn't yell at you and you can certainly have sex with as many gay women as you want.

i cannot.

smurfing
08-17-2007, 05:24 PM
if consent/interest is an issue you should have trouble getting excited about any woman

Nimrod's Son
08-17-2007, 06:34 PM
http://www.canalplus.fi/minisite/rome_FI/actors/intervju.jpg

caesar augustus' mom
fuck yes

Tchocky
08-17-2007, 06:51 PM
Cynthia Nixon is hideous. The only pretty Sex and the City chick is Kristen Davis.

Aeroplane
08-17-2007, 06:53 PM
homophobe. :noway:

Fonzie
08-20-2007, 05:15 AM
fuck yes
she got all chunky in the second series though.

Fonzie
08-20-2007, 05:17 AM
Cynthia Nixon is hideous. The only pretty Sex and the City chick is Kristen Davis.
peeps say my wife looks like Kristin Davis.

True story.