MY CELL PHONE!!!

i had it resting on my ironing board, as i was ironing a pair of pants. on the floor underneath was a glass of water, which i used to fill the iron. the iron nudged the cell phone off the board. it fell to the ground, then bounced off the floor, hit against one of the legs of ironing board, adn landed perfectly into the glass of water!! swish!! it was awesome. it makes a cool buzzing noise when i try to use it now

that kind of shit is awesome and no one is ever around to see it

My cellphone fell into the toilet once, and it was also one of those aerobatic feats as well. It took all day to properly dry out, but I got some cool artsy blur pictures out of the camera for a while. Btw, it was an unused toilet thank god.

awesome shot, too nad about the cell, though. hopefully you have the numbers saved or something.

you should set that to the mousetrap jingle.

"which hits the man into the pan, etc"

i dropped mine in coffee

it now takes 4 seconds to fully charge the battery

radical

that kind of shit is awesome and no one is ever around to see it

i know what you mean. i once ditched an empty beer bottle with full force into the air. it landed a good distance away, neck first onto a rock and fucking <b>bounced</b>. Then it landed on some grass and when i went to inspect it it showed no visible signs of damage.

just a lucky shot aye.

my father had a similar experience:

he was sitting on a ladder, painting a wall, with a SMALL paint bucket standing on the ground a couple of metres away. the phone then slides out of his pocket, does a couple of jumps on the ground and lands straight into the paint bucket!

it;s like the toast landing jelly side down except that one time

hawaii. taking a nap in the sun while my friends are out in the water. i wake up very slowly, and decide to go join them. my groggy ass completely neglected to consider that i might have anything in my pockets. i was about three feet into the water before i realized that my wallet, my cell phone, my cigarettes and a lighter were all in the pockets of my swimsuit. if i had been anywhere else, i might have been more pissed off. but i just took everything out, put it in the sun to dry and went about my business.

whatcolor is curiously optimistic about his now defunct cell phone

my father

*looks up excitedly

what kind of cell phone do you have, liquidjjessewhatcolorbigwhitehorsehung

this is the only one he can afford at the time
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update - phone seems to be ok, i slammed it against my hand a ton of times last night to try and shake the water out and it seems to be just fine this morning

monte is the best:
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love taht video /\

also, the phone fell into one of these:

<img src=http://www.designverb.com/wp-content/images/2006/12/pom.tea.jpg>, (filled with water) which is a pretty narrow fit it was awesome

i like c33's story

at work this summer i was pushing a boat with a collapsible pole. the pole collapsed and i slid down a wooden pylon into the water. ruined my phone. it was not awesome.

monte's video is. i love how he stares helplessly into the sea once he realizes it's gone forever

love taht video /\

also, the phone fell into one of these:

<img src=http://www.designverb.com/wp-content/images/2006/12/pom.tea.jpg>, (filled with water) which is a pretty narrow fit it was awesome

i have a collection of those.

God I hate those bottles. Everytime I try to open that kind I end up just spilling half of the stuff all over me in a big chaotic supernova of juice

i wish tehre was a vid of mxzombie's story. THAT is awesome, aside from the cell phone part. re: those bottles, yeah, they're pretty annoying and always spill when i open them too. i've been saving them lately because my roommate moved out and took a bunch of my kitchen stuff, and i haven't gone to buy glasses yet

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Are you going to get one of these to open those cold ones?

no

Ok

*looks up excitedly
do you like my father

how come whatcolor wont tell me what kind of phone he has

oh my bad. i have a pretty basic samsung, it's a slider and takes pictures but that's about it

How's that new ovenmitt working out for you?

pretty good, i just put it on my bookcase, adn use a more functional one for pulling hot items fromthe oven

Sweet. I think that mitt is the only kitchen item/utensil I've ever been jealous of.

it's a little funny ;)

You can often recover a damp phone by taking it apart and setting it on a sunny windowsill to dry out.

I dropped my phone in a brook while I was wading.

BWAHAHAHA BING!!!!

hi anders

God I hate those bottles. Everytime I try to open that kind I end up just spilling half of the stuff all over me in a big chaotic supernova of juice


In a juice supernova in the sky.

MY CELL PHONE!!!

i had it resting on my ironing board, as i was ironing a pair of pants. on the floor underneath was a glass of water, which i used to fill the iron. the iron nudged the cell phone off the board. it fell to the ground, then bounced off the floor, hit against one of the legs of ironing board, adn landed perfectly into the glass of water!! swish!! it was awesome. it makes a cool buzzing noise when i try to use it now
I went camping this week and anytime my mind wasn't lingering on a thought or occupied with some task I was constantly imagining this sequence of events through my head.

do a lot of ironing when you camp?

Heh, nope, just a lot of down time. Especially at this place we went to... It was kinda cruddy and there wasn't a lot to do. I mostly just read a lot and cooked... And thought about J's cell phone :]