View Full Version : Netphorians with remarkably good grammar


bonsor
04-07-2002, 10:13 PM
I'm not talking about blatant spelling errors here. I'm talking about subtleties such as missing commas, apostrophes and capitalization errors.

People from whom I don't recall ever seeing a grammatical error:

Mayfuck
Smack Me In My Mouth
James Is Cool

And that is my list. That's it. Pretty sad, eh?

[This message has been edited by ****** (edited 04-08-2002).]

sickbadthing
04-07-2002, 10:13 PM
It's because of my buttplug... really.

Blue*Carbonite
04-07-2002, 10:15 PM
Hopefully i can be included in that category!

(AGAIN)

Warsaw
04-07-2002, 10:15 PM
******: get off the computer so your little sister and I can get busy.

relaxor!
04-07-2002, 10:15 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Blue*Carbonite:
Hopefully i can be included in that category!

(AGAIN)</font>

not too likely with that uncapitalized i

smiling politely
04-07-2002, 10:16 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
People from whom I don't recall ever seeing a grammatical error from:
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Ooooooooh. Nice try.

Mayfuck
04-07-2002, 10:16 PM
Yeah! When are we going to see those pics of your sister, man?!

Ihaman
04-07-2002, 10:17 PM
i dont even think julio speaks real english, i think its one of those babelfish type things, where it interprets the whole webpage

Mooney
04-07-2002, 10:20 PM
i don't care for capitiliaztion, but i usually use proper punctuation when typing. people can't get over the fact that i ******* periods in instant messaging.

Elvis The Naked Years
04-07-2002, 10:21 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
Clint, however is far less annoying.</font>

i fink teh comma goez after 'hoewvar'

bonsor
04-07-2002, 10:26 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mooney:
i don't care for capitiliaztion, but i usually use proper punctuation when typing. people can't get over the fact that i ******* periods in instant messaging.</font>
I have never gotten into the habit of using periods in instant messages. When I use them, it feels so good and finite. So satisfying.

Mayfuck
04-07-2002, 10:32 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
i dont even think julio speaks real english, i think its one of those babelfish type things, where it interprets the whole webpage</font>

Thus what if I do not speak English? Babelfish allows me to communicate to me with you to widen my personal horizons by the association with the foreigners such as. Push-thus it, friend!

SPZero
04-07-2002, 10:33 PM
I am the grammar God.

Ihaman
04-07-2002, 10:35 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
Thus what if I do not speak English? Babelfish allows me to communicate to me with you to widen my personal horizons by the association with the foreigners such as. Push-thus it, friend!</font>

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

bittertrance
04-07-2002, 10:43 PM
who cares noone is being paid or graded to be here?

well..heh i guess technically some of us who post form work are

neopryn
04-07-2002, 10:45 PM
I never make mistakes!

Sacred Age Of Innocence
04-07-2002, 10:47 PM
Oh shut up fag.

noyen
04-07-2002, 10:50 PM
jews.

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strange_one
04-07-2002, 11:04 PM
<font color=FF00FF> I thought I spelled good all the time though http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

Ihaman
04-07-2002, 11:05 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
I'm not talking about blatant spelling errors here. I'm talking about subtleties such as missing commas, apostrophes and capitalization errors.

People from whom I don't recall ever seeing a grammatical error from:

Mayfuck
Smack Me In My Mouth
James Is Cool

And that is my list. That's it. Pretty sad, eh?</font>

i like how the grammar is immaculate in this post, its funny.

Human Replica Droid
04-07-2002, 11:11 PM
I always capitalize and punctuate. On occasion I misspell a word, but it's usually just a typo.
Brendan, Becca, and, I think, Random Female have good grammar, too. If I'm not mistaken.

frail_and_bedazzled
04-07-2002, 11:42 PM
hey, if i do remember correctly, i was the original grammar nazi of netphoria.

pay no mind to my flagrant disuse of capitalization. that stuff's for pu$$ies.

Samsa
04-07-2002, 11:43 PM
julio is always making tons of little grammar errors! not because he's dumb in grammar but prolly cuz he's tired (cuz he doesn't have a bed http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif )

why just the other day he said something like "me and strange_one are just too sophisticated" or something. i forget. i didn't correct him cuz i knew it was just a flub :-/

Elvis The Naked Years
04-07-2002, 11:49 PM
funny

Lie
04-07-2002, 11:51 PM
I think I do pretty well.

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Affectation
04-07-2002, 11:53 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
i like how the grammar is immaculate in this post, its funny.</font>
<font color=00ff33>Did he ******* himself on the list? Fucking gay fag.

Affectation
04-07-2002, 11:54 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Lie:
I think I do pretty well.

</font><font color=00ff33>Go clean your pus<f5>sy.

Random Female
04-07-2002, 11:55 PM
I have an inherent grammar editor engrounded into my brain. Unfortunately, when I"m on netphoria or other mbs he goes on strike. However, you should see me write a term paper. Man, nobody's got nothin on me there.

Best Looking Boy
04-07-2002, 11:57 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Random Female:
I have an inherent grammar editor engrounded into my brain. Unfortunately, when I"m on netphoria or other mbs he goes on strike. However, you should see me write a term paper. Man, nobody's got nothin on me there.</font>
Shh

Lie
04-08-2002, 12:00 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Affectation:
<font color=00ff33>Go clean your pus<f5>sy.</font>

Why should I when I can get someone else to do it for me?

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Sacred Age Of Innocence
04-08-2002, 12:02 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Affectation:
Originally posted by Ihaman:
i like how the grammar is immaculate in this post, its funny.</font>
<font color=00ff33>Did he ******* himself on the list? Fucking gay fag.

You must learn that it is ok to see your reflection in the mirror & realize you're gay. No, need to beat yourself up about it.

Elvis The Naked Years
04-08-2002, 12:04 AM
it seems that Lie gets insulted after every single post she makes.

if it's not nevermind, it's affectation

Lie
04-08-2002, 12:05 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Elvis The Naked Years:
it seems that Lie gets insulted after every single post she makes.</font>

It's okay. I'm tough. I won't break under pressure like the others before me.

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Affectation
04-08-2002, 12:51 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Sacred Age Of Innocence:
You must learn that it is ok to see your reflection in the mirror & realize you're gay. No, need to beat yourself up about it.</font><font color=00ff33>What?

Are you high, or just fucking retarded?

lucky_13
04-08-2002, 12:55 AM
mr. folladori is quite proper. its nauseating actually. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

bonsor
04-08-2002, 06:32 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Never_Nohen:
? You need to kill one of those 'from's. Mmm...I think everybody makes typos and slip-ups from time to time, even if they have good grammar. It's just some of us are anal and have to go back and fix them or we feel stupid. I remember Brendan freaked out at me once 'cause I made an its/it's mistake. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif</font> Oh, FUCK. I KNEW I MESSED UP.

NegaBenji
04-08-2002, 09:20 AM
I'd vote Elisabeth on this one. She talks the same way on IM too, it's kinda unnerving at first. Ian's usually quite precise too.

I'm using an evolved type of grammar, where I may or may not use a period at the end of the last sentence of a post, depending on the finality of the statement. So there

sawdust restaurants
04-08-2002, 04:12 PM
I think my grammar, while not impeccable, is certainly quite good.

~Chris, who got a perfect verbal PSAT score (790 on the SAT's) and a perfect SAT II writing score, so nyeh! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif

bonsor
04-08-2002, 04:13 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by NegaBenji:
So there</font>

.

I needed to do that.

Hyperbole
04-08-2002, 04:21 PM
i constantly correct others' grammar in my head. i rarely make grammatical errors, unless i just don't care. every once in a while i catch myself saying things like "to whom are you writing?", etc... and spelling? jesus. i correct my teachers' spelling all the time.
my mother caused it! dammit!

Hyperbole
04-08-2002, 04:25 PM
ooh, and my writer's craft teacher ALWAYS says "exetera". that pisses me off. it's "ET CETERA"!

ET.

CETERA.

TAKE LATIN IF YOU'RE GOING TO BECOME AN ENGLISH TEACHER!!!

Samsa
04-08-2002, 04:28 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by sawdust restaurants:
I think my grammar, while not impeccable, is certainly quite good.

~Chris, who got a perfect verbal PSAT score (790 on the SAT's) and a perfect SAT II writing score, so nyeh! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif</font>

SHUT

UP

ARGH

that fucking writing sat ii

i had to write a fucking essay on what makes someone great or some shit. it was so fucking lame. i just bullshitted. like not even bullshitted cuz it was obvious i wasn't serious or...putting much thought into it

ended up with a 710 http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif <--mad

NegaBenji
04-08-2002, 04:55 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ******:
.

I needed to do that.

</font>

You don't, you don't, you don't read me.

It's all about the punctuation.

frail_and_bedazzled
04-08-2002, 04:59 PM
damnit, i SOOO wanted a perfect 800..only got 750. damn it. i'm such a disappointment to myself.

self-hatred is the root of a good work ethic.

Krafty
04-08-2002, 05:03 PM
Raindrops + Sunshowers has good grammer.

YeehaJamesIha
04-08-2002, 07:14 PM
I pride myself on my flawless grammar and punctuation. If you see a mistake from me, I'm usually either drunk or it's a typo.

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Lie
04-08-2002, 07:42 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Never_Nohen:
? You need to kill one of those 'from's.
</font>

Specifically the last one.

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THRILLHO
04-08-2002, 08:40 PM
I have excellent written grammar, but proofreading replies on a messageboard for grammar = a waste of time.

Mugwomp the 3rd
04-08-2002, 10:38 PM
I haven't been on this forum for long so none of you (netphorians) would have any opinion on my grammar, which consequently, is disturbingly impeccable. It's an annoying habit and it pisses all my friends off, but it's just automatic http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

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sawdust restaurants
04-09-2002, 04:33 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:
i had to write a fucking essay on what makes someone great or some shit. it was so fucking lame. i just bullshitted. like not even bullshitted cuz it was obvious i wasn't serious or...putting much thought into it</font>

Would you still love me if I told you I took the same exact test?

NegaBenji
04-09-2002, 04:46 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mugwomp the 3rd:
I haven't been on this forum for long, so none of you (netphorians) would have any opinion on my grammar, which consequently(this is of no consequence, the quality of your grammar is unrelated to our experience of it), is disturbingly impeccable. It's an annoying habit and it pisses all my friends off, but it's just automaticperiod http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

</font>

I've taken the liberty of correcting a few errors in your post. I'd do more, but the tv on the other side of the room is distracting me

So very sad about me
04-09-2002, 10:20 PM
HEY I"M GOING TO BRAG ABOUT HOW BRILLIANT MY SPEECH IS HERE WOOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOWOO.

I think the point was to nominate other people.

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Irrelevant
04-09-2002, 10:38 PM
i are talking always goodly. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif

liarsclub
04-10-2002, 03:31 AM
Me fail English?! That's unpossible!

jenniferkate
04-10-2002, 03:37 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mugwomp the 3rd:
I haven't been on this forum for long so none of you (netphorians) would have any opinion on my grammar, which consequently, is disturbingly impeccable. It's an annoying habit and it pisses all my friends off, but it's just automatic http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif
</font>

(which is why your sig has a gratuitous apostrophe!)

Mr. Rhinoceros
04-11-2002, 03:35 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by sawdust restaurants:
~Chris, who got a perfect verbal PSAT score (790 on the SAT's) and a perfect SAT II writing score, so nyeh! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif</font>

<font color=#007AAA>Wow. You can take a test. Big fucking deal.

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sawdust restaurants
04-11-2002, 06:50 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros:
<font color=#007AAA>Wow. You can take a test. Big fucking deal.

</font></font>

Oh, calm thyself, Brendan. It was a playful jab at Becca. I damn near had a nervous breakdown yesterday over this particularly annoying child at school asking me what my IQ was because I hate being defined by my test scores, which is what happens when you're still in high school.

meow
04-11-2002, 11:41 AM
EYE VOAT CACTAUR FER BEESST GRAMMER

ZERO
04-11-2002, 01:44 PM
Dan man.

Nate the Grate
04-11-2002, 02:54 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by SPZero:
I am the grammar God.</font>

I'm pretty sure "God" should not be capitalized in this situation, my liege.


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Mayonaise
04-13-2002, 07:23 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Nate the Grate:
I'm pretty sure "God" should not be capitalized in this situation, my liege.


</font>

I thought God was always meant to have a capital? but i don't know shit.