View Full Version : Smegma


Zach
04-08-2002, 05:16 PM
it's nasty.

Discuss.

Zach
04-08-2002, 05:24 PM
They don't know what smegma is, Zach.

Zach
04-08-2002, 05:25 PM
ah.
let me elaborate.
Smegma - the cheesy, foul-smelling secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

Zach
04-08-2002, 05:25 PM
They don't know what a prepuce is, Zach.

Zach
04-08-2002, 05:26 PM
ah.
let me elaborate.
prepuce = foreskin.

Zach
04-08-2002, 05:26 PM
better.

Zach
04-08-2002, 05:26 PM
thank you.
i do try.

Zach
04-08-2002, 05:27 PM
yes, you do.
you're the best, you know that?

Elvis The Fat Years
04-08-2002, 05:27 PM
http://cheez125.homestead.com/files/box.jpg

Zach
04-08-2002, 05:27 PM
aw shucks.

Zach
04-08-2002, 05:29 PM
i'd love to stay here and sing your praises, but i do have a class to attend.

Zach
04-08-2002, 05:29 PM
What a coincidence, so do i!
Until later, then.

Zach
04-08-2002, 05:29 PM
Later it shall be.

Zach
04-08-2002, 05:30 PM
Bye.

Zach
04-08-2002, 05:30 PM
Bye.

NegaBenji
04-08-2002, 05:34 PM
You know, we have a forum for this shit

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:05 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Zach:
it's nasty.

Discuss.</font>

So?

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:05 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Zach:
They don't know what smegma is, Zach.</font>
Yes they do.

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:06 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Zach:
ah.
let me elaborate.
Smegma - the cheesy, foul-smelling secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.</font>
No shit.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:06 PM
it made me laugh!

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:06 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Zach:
ah.
let me elaborate.
prepuce = foreskin.</font>
Really?

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:07 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Zach:
better.</font>
Was it ever worse?

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:07 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
So?</font>

yup

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:07 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:

Yes they do.</font>

no they dont.
<font color="black">

[This message has been edited by Ihaman (edited 04-08-2002).]

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:07 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Zach:
thank you.
i do try.</font>
Try to what? Anticipate reactions?

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:07 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
No shit.</font>


YES!

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:08 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Zach:
yes, you do.
you're the best, you know that?</font>
You are?

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:08 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:

Really?

</font>


really.

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:08 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:

YES!</font>
oh cool

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:08 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
no they dont.
<font color="black">

[This message has been edited by Ihaman (edited 04-08-2002).]</font>
yes they do

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:09 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:

Was it ever worse?

</font>
yes, horribly

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:09 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:

really.</font>
Oh.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:09 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Try to what? Anticipate reactions?

</font>

i think so

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:09 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
yes, horribly</font>
Well I'm glad to see things are shaping up then.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:09 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:

You are?

</font>
he thinks so

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:10 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
i think so</font>
I see.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:10 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
oh cool

</font>

i know

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:10 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
i know</font>
know what?

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:10 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
yes they do

</font>

no they dont

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:11 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
no they dont</font>
I swear that they do.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:11 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Oh.

</font>

i know

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:11 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
i know</font>
how do you know?

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:11 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:

Well I'm glad to see things are shaping up then.

</font>

yeah, me too

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:11 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:

I see.

</font>

do you really?

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:12 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
yeah, me too</font>
No, I lied, I'm not glad. sucka

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:12 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
do you really?</font>
No I'm just trying to appease you.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:12 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
I swear that they do.</font>

you must be mistaken, cause they dont

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:13 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
you must be mistaken, cause they dont</font>
they told me that they do

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:13 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:

how do you know?

</font>
these things are like second nature to me

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:13 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
No, I lied, I'm not glad. sucka</font>

you should be!

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:13 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
these things are like second nature to me</font>
Oh, thanks for your help.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:14 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:

No I'm just trying to appease you.</font>

you shouldnt do those things

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:14 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
you should be!</font>
Why? Because you say so?

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:14 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
you shouldnt do those things</font>
Apparently you want me to.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:14 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
they told me that they do

</font>

they were wrong

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:15 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Oh, thanks for your help.</font>

no problem http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:15 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
they were wrong</font>
They are usually quite honest.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:15 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Why? Because you say so?</font>

yes

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:15 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Apparently you want me to.

</font>

it wasnt my idea

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:15 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
yes

</font>
We're going to have to agree to disagree.

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:16 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
it wasnt my idea</font>
Whose was it?

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:16 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
They are usually quite honest.

</font>

maybe you misunderstood them

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:16 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
We're going to have to agree to disagree.

</font>

we might

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:17 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Whose was it?

</font>

yours probably

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:17 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
yours probably</font>
Unlikely.

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:18 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
we might</font>
I don't agree to that.

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:18 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
maybe you misunderstood them</font>
No they were quite clear about it.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:18 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Unlikely.</font>


well, i dont know then.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:18 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
I don't agree to that.

</font>

me neither

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:18 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:

well, i dont know then.</font>
Well figure it out then.

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:19 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
me neither</font>
What now?

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:19 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
No they were quite clear about it.

</font>

well, i know im right because jesus told me.

jesus dosent lie

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:19 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
well, i know im right because jesus told me.

jesus dosent lie</font>
Jesus is a lying cunt.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:19 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Well figure it out then.

</font>

im not so good at that

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:19 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
im not so good at that</font>
why the fuck not?

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:20 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
What now?</font>

im not sure

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:20 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
im not sure</font>
well, fucking figure it out

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:20 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Jesus is a lying cunt.</font>

someone is lying

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:20 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
someone is lying</font>
Yes, Jesus is.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:20 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
why the fuck not?

</font>

my mom dropped me on my head when i was little, and earlier today

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:21 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
well, fucking figure it out

</font>

i think you should

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:21 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
my mom dropped me on my head when i was little, and earlier today</font>
Ask your mom to figure it out.

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:21 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
i think you should</font>
I'm not in the mood.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:21 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Yes, Jesus is.

</font>

what a jerk!

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:21 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
what a jerk!</font>
I told you.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:22 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Ask your mom to figure it out.

</font>

she says no

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:22 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
I'm not in the mood.</font>
me neither

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:22 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
she says no</font>
Well then you need a new mother.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:22 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
I told you.

</font>


so this whole time i've been wrong?

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:22 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
me neither</font>
You don't have that option.

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:23 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:

so this whole time i've been wrong?</font>
Yes, I was trying to tell you.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:23 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Well then you need a new mother.</font>

i certainly do, can i have yours?

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:23 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
You don't have that option.

</font>

well, i certainly dont have the mental capacity to figure it out myself

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:23 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
i certainly do, can i have yours?</font>
Yes, will you pay for postage?

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:24 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
well, i certainly dont have the mental capacity to figure it out myself</font>
Ask my mother when she arrives.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:24 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Yes, I was trying to tell you.

</font>

im sad now, stupid jesus!

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:24 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Yes, will you pay for postage?

</font>

how much?

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:24 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
im sad now, stupid jesus!</font>
Jesus is a fucking miserable cunt.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:24 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Ask my mother when she arrives.

</font>

ok http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif
<font color="black">

[This message has been edited by Ihaman (edited 04-08-2002).]

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:24 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
how much?</font>
I don't know, I need one of those postal weighing scales.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:25 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:

Jesus is a fucking miserable cunt.

</font>

he seems pretty happy to me

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:25 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
I don't know, I need one of those postal weighing scales.

</font>

everybody needs one

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:26 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
he seems pretty happy to me</font>
He thrives off of others misery.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:26 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
He thrives off of others misery.

</font>

wow, what a jerk

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:26 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
everybody needs one</font>
Send me one and you don't have to pay postage.

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:27 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
wow, what a jerk</font>
I was trying to tell you that.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:27 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Send me one and you don't have to pay postage.

</font>

only if you pay for postage

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:27 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
only if you pay for postage</font>
Ok.

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:28 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
I was trying to tell you that.</font>

wow, thank you for opening my eyes

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:28 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Ok.

</font>

ok

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:28 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
wow, thank you for opening my eyes</font>
you're quite welcome

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:29 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
you're quite welcome</font>

ok

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:29 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
ok</font>
alright then

Ihaman
04-08-2002, 06:30 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:

alright then</font>

yup

Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:30 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
yup</font>
Yeah.

So very sad about me
04-08-2002, 06:39 PM
grilled cheese sandwich!

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Best Looking Boy
04-08-2002, 06:43 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by So very sad about me:
grilled cheese sandwich!

</font>
No

So very sad about me
04-08-2002, 07:01 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy:
Originally posted by So very sad about me:
grilled cheese sandwich!

</font>
No


Yaaaay! I killed the thread

Zach
04-08-2002, 07:39 PM
it went over 100.
i'm proud of me.

Eulogy
04-08-2002, 08:00 PM
.........wow

Oblivious
04-08-2002, 08:10 PM
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You can find me in the frozen mood section.

ravenguy2000
04-08-2002, 08:18 PM
So wash your penis like any other part of your body and don't worry about it.

PhantomFM
04-08-2002, 08:46 PM
this

PhantomFM
04-08-2002, 08:47 PM
is

PhantomFM
04-08-2002, 08:47 PM
the

PhantomFM
04-08-2002, 08:47 PM
lamest

PhantomFM
04-08-2002, 08:48 PM
***

Eulogy
04-08-2002, 08:48 PM
...

PhantomFM
04-08-2002, 08:48 PM
thread

PhantomFM
04-08-2002, 08:48 PM
i

PhantomFM
04-08-2002, 08:49 PM
have

PhantomFM
04-08-2002, 08:49 PM
ever

PhantomFM
04-08-2002, 08:49 PM
seen

PhantomFM
04-08-2002, 08:50 PM
ever

PhantomFM
04-08-2002, 08:50 PM
i mean it,

PhantomFM
04-08-2002, 08:51 PM
man

melancholymystic
04-08-2002, 10:37 PM
yep....um... so how is everyone this fine evening? (or morning depending on where you live)

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tear stained glass
04-09-2002, 12:45 AM
Does anyone here know what it tastes like?

Fattening Ass
04-09-2002, 12:59 AM
This

Fattening Ass
04-09-2002, 12:59 AM
Thread

Fattening Ass
04-09-2002, 01:00 AM
Is

Fattening Ass
04-09-2002, 01:00 AM
Dumb

Best Looking Boy
04-09-2002, 01:32 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by tear stained glass:
Does anyone here know what it tastes like?</font>
No.

Best Looking Boy
04-09-2002, 01:32 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by PhantomFM:
this</font>
no?

Best Looking Boy
04-09-2002, 01:32 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by PhantomFM:
is</font>
que?