Zach
04-08-2002, 06:16 PM
it's nasty.
Discuss.
Discuss.
View Full Version : Smegma Zach 04-08-2002, 06:16 PM it's nasty. Discuss. Zach 04-08-2002, 06:24 PM They don't know what smegma is, Zach. Zach 04-08-2002, 06:25 PM ah. let me elaborate. Smegma - the cheesy, foul-smelling secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris. Zach 04-08-2002, 06:25 PM They don't know what a prepuce is, Zach. Zach 04-08-2002, 06:26 PM ah. let me elaborate. prepuce = foreskin. Zach 04-08-2002, 06:26 PM better. Zach 04-08-2002, 06:26 PM thank you. i do try. Zach 04-08-2002, 06:27 PM yes, you do. you're the best, you know that? Elvis The Fat Years 04-08-2002, 06:27 PM http://cheez125.homestead.com/files/box.jpg Zach 04-08-2002, 06:27 PM aw shucks. Zach 04-08-2002, 06:29 PM i'd love to stay here and sing your praises, but i do have a class to attend. Zach 04-08-2002, 06:29 PM What a coincidence, so do i! Until later, then. Zach 04-08-2002, 06:29 PM Later it shall be. Zach 04-08-2002, 06:30 PM Bye. Zach 04-08-2002, 06:30 PM Bye. NegaBenji 04-08-2002, 06:34 PM You know, we have a forum for this shit Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:05 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Zach: it's nasty. Discuss.</font> So? Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:05 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Zach: They don't know what smegma is, Zach.</font> Yes they do. Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:06 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Zach: ah. let me elaborate. Smegma - the cheesy, foul-smelling secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.</font> No shit. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:06 PM it made me laugh! Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:06 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Zach: ah. let me elaborate. prepuce = foreskin.</font> Really? Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:07 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Zach: better.</font> Was it ever worse? Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:07 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: So?</font> yup Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:07 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Yes they do.</font> no they dont. <font color="black"> [This message has been edited by Ihaman (edited 04-08-2002).] Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:07 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Zach: thank you. i do try.</font> Try to what? Anticipate reactions? Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:07 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: No shit.</font> YES! Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:08 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Zach: yes, you do. you're the best, you know that?</font> You are? Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:08 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Really? </font> really. Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:08 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: YES!</font> oh cool Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:08 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: no they dont. <font color="black"> [This message has been edited by Ihaman (edited 04-08-2002).]</font> yes they do Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:09 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Was it ever worse? </font> yes, horribly Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:09 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: really.</font> Oh. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:09 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Try to what? Anticipate reactions? </font> i think so Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:09 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: yes, horribly</font> Well I'm glad to see things are shaping up then. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:09 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: You are? </font> he thinks so Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:10 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: i think so</font> I see. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:10 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: oh cool </font> i know Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:10 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: i know</font> know what? Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:10 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: yes they do </font> no they dont Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:11 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: no they dont</font> I swear that they do. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:11 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Oh. </font> i know Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:11 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: i know</font> how do you know? Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:11 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Well I'm glad to see things are shaping up then. </font> yeah, me too Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:11 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: I see. </font> do you really? Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:12 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: yeah, me too</font> No, I lied, I'm not glad. sucka Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:12 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: do you really?</font> No I'm just trying to appease you. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:12 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: I swear that they do.</font> you must be mistaken, cause they dont Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:13 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: you must be mistaken, cause they dont</font> they told me that they do Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:13 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: how do you know? </font> these things are like second nature to me Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:13 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: No, I lied, I'm not glad. sucka</font> you should be! Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:13 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: these things are like second nature to me</font> Oh, thanks for your help. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:14 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: No I'm just trying to appease you.</font> you shouldnt do those things Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:14 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: you should be!</font> Why? Because you say so? Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:14 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: you shouldnt do those things</font> Apparently you want me to. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:14 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: they told me that they do </font> they were wrong Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:15 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Oh, thanks for your help.</font> no problem http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:15 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: they were wrong</font> They are usually quite honest. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:15 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Why? Because you say so?</font> yes Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:15 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Apparently you want me to. </font> it wasnt my idea Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:15 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: yes </font> We're going to have to agree to disagree. Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:16 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: it wasnt my idea</font> Whose was it? Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:16 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: They are usually quite honest. </font> maybe you misunderstood them Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:16 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: We're going to have to agree to disagree. </font> we might Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:17 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Whose was it? </font> yours probably Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:17 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: yours probably</font> Unlikely. Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:18 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: we might</font> I don't agree to that. Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:18 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: maybe you misunderstood them</font> No they were quite clear about it. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:18 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Unlikely.</font> well, i dont know then. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:18 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: I don't agree to that. </font> me neither Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:18 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: well, i dont know then.</font> Well figure it out then. Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:19 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: me neither</font> What now? Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:19 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: No they were quite clear about it. </font> well, i know im right because jesus told me. jesus dosent lie Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:19 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: well, i know im right because jesus told me. jesus dosent lie</font> Jesus is a lying cunt. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:19 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Well figure it out then. </font> im not so good at that Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:19 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: im not so good at that</font> why the fuck not? Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:20 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: What now?</font> im not sure Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:20 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: im not sure</font> well, fucking figure it out Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:20 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Jesus is a lying cunt.</font> someone is lying Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:20 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: someone is lying</font> Yes, Jesus is. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:20 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: why the fuck not? </font> my mom dropped me on my head when i was little, and earlier today Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:21 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: well, fucking figure it out </font> i think you should Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:21 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: my mom dropped me on my head when i was little, and earlier today</font> Ask your mom to figure it out. Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:21 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: i think you should</font> I'm not in the mood. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:21 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Yes, Jesus is. </font> what a jerk! Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:21 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: what a jerk!</font> I told you. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:22 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Ask your mom to figure it out. </font> she says no Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:22 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: I'm not in the mood.</font> me neither Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:22 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: she says no</font> Well then you need a new mother. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:22 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: I told you. </font> so this whole time i've been wrong? Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:22 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: me neither</font> You don't have that option. Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:23 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: so this whole time i've been wrong?</font> Yes, I was trying to tell you. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:23 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Well then you need a new mother.</font> i certainly do, can i have yours? Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:23 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: You don't have that option. </font> well, i certainly dont have the mental capacity to figure it out myself Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:23 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: i certainly do, can i have yours?</font> Yes, will you pay for postage? Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:24 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: well, i certainly dont have the mental capacity to figure it out myself</font> Ask my mother when she arrives. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:24 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Yes, I was trying to tell you. </font> im sad now, stupid jesus! Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:24 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Yes, will you pay for postage? </font> how much? Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:24 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: im sad now, stupid jesus!</font> Jesus is a fucking miserable cunt. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:24 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Ask my mother when she arrives. </font> ok http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif <font color="black"> [This message has been edited by Ihaman (edited 04-08-2002).] Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:24 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: how much?</font> I don't know, I need one of those postal weighing scales. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:25 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Jesus is a fucking miserable cunt. </font> he seems pretty happy to me Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:25 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: I don't know, I need one of those postal weighing scales. </font> everybody needs one Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:26 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: he seems pretty happy to me</font> He thrives off of others misery. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:26 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: He thrives off of others misery. </font> wow, what a jerk Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:26 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: everybody needs one</font> Send me one and you don't have to pay postage. Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:27 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: wow, what a jerk</font> I was trying to tell you that. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:27 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Send me one and you don't have to pay postage. </font> only if you pay for postage Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:27 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: only if you pay for postage</font> Ok. Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:28 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: I was trying to tell you that.</font> wow, thank you for opening my eyes Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:28 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Ok. </font> ok Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:28 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: wow, thank you for opening my eyes</font> you're quite welcome Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:29 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: you're quite welcome</font> ok Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:29 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: ok</font> alright then Ihaman 04-08-2002, 07:30 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: alright then</font> yup Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:30 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman: yup</font> Yeah. So very sad about me 04-08-2002, 07:39 PM grilled cheese sandwich! ------------------ http://www.wsu.edu/~swinn/sex.gif You want to sleep with common people like me (http://smampy.livejournal.com) Best Looking Boy 04-08-2002, 07:43 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by So very sad about me: grilled cheese sandwich! </font> No So very sad about me 04-08-2002, 08:01 PM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Best Looking Boy: Originally posted by So very sad about me: grilled cheese sandwich! </font> No Yaaaay! I killed the thread Zach 04-08-2002, 08:39 PM it went over 100. i'm proud of me. Eulogy 04-08-2002, 09:00 PM .........wow Oblivious 04-08-2002, 09:10 PM ------------------ You can find me in the frozen mood section. ravenguy2000 04-08-2002, 09:18 PM So wash your penis like any other part of your body and don't worry about it. 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Fattening Ass 04-09-2002, 01:59 AM This Fattening Ass 04-09-2002, 01:59 AM Thread Fattening Ass 04-09-2002, 02:00 AM Is Fattening Ass 04-09-2002, 02:00 AM Dumb Best Looking Boy 04-09-2002, 02:32 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by tear stained glass: Does anyone here know what it tastes like?</font> No. Best Looking Boy 04-09-2002, 02:32 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by PhantomFM: this</font> no? Best Looking Boy 04-09-2002, 02:32 AM <font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by PhantomFM: is</font> que? |