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tear stained glass
03-26-2002, 08:48 PM
Apparently wearing red nailpolish correlates with wanting to have sex with men. Go figure.

NinjaTurtle
03-26-2002, 08:48 PM
doesnt it?

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ravenguy2000
03-26-2002, 08:49 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by NinjaTurtle:
doesnt it?

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Ihaman
03-26-2002, 08:51 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by NinjaTurtle:
doesnt it?

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NinjaTurtle
03-26-2002, 08:52 PM
are you sure it wasnt the skirt that threw them off?

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meow
03-26-2002, 08:55 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ihaman:
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wounded
03-26-2002, 09:40 PM
red nail polish? now purple or black, but red?


you fag.

Ghetto_Squirrel
03-26-2002, 09:46 PM
You do come across as a little bit prissy.

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peabody
03-26-2002, 10:01 PM
you need to come out...it's getting old.

Kumar Littlejeans
03-26-2002, 10:06 PM
Punch your dad in the face. That'll show em.

Ghetto_Squirrel
03-26-2002, 10:16 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Kumar Littlejeans:
Punch your dad in the face. That'll show em.</font>

Either that or start picking out clothing items in the misses department.

Do these polyester pants make my hips look fat?

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raindrops + sunshowers
03-26-2002, 10:16 PM
Don't get mad! Get even. Take that red nailpolish and splash it all over your dad's eyes. Then, while he's blinded, jump on him and repeatedly pummel his left ear until it begins bleeding. Commence screaming, "RED MAKES YOU A FAG!" while you jump on his stomach until one of his ribs breaks. Then jizz all over his ass.

That'll show him.

Skye
03-26-2002, 10:30 PM
tell him you're a commie instead.

bonsor
03-26-2002, 10:34 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Skye:
tell him you're a commie instead.</font>
"My son is not a homosexual. He may be a lot of things. He may be homosexual, but my son is not a communist!"

And I second what Alex says. Come out or shut up. Pretending you're gay when you're not is not a good idea, by the way.

FearFactory
03-26-2002, 10:58 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by raindrops + sunshowers:
Don't get mad! Get even. Take that red nailpolish and splash it all over your dad's eyes. Then, while he's blinded, jump on him and repeatedly pummel his left ear until it begins bleeding. Commence screaming, "RED MAKES YOU A FAG!" while you jump on his stomach until one of his ribs breaks. Then jizz all over his ass.

That'll show him.</font>

<font color="orange">This is the absolute stupidest thing I have ever read on this board - and that's saying a lot.
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melancholymystic
03-26-2002, 11:04 PM
***.

pale_princess
03-26-2002, 11:10 PM
well then if you're a fag, then, according to my dad, i want to date you!

SHAUNNAS DAD!
03-26-2002, 11:12 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:
well then if you're a fag, then, according to my dad, i want to date you!</font>

its true! she only goes for the fags, I don't get it!

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raindrops + sunshowers
03-26-2002, 11:15 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by FearFactory:
<font color="orange">This is the absolute stupidest thing I have ever read on this board - and that's saying a lot.
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Obviously, my wicked satire flew right over your head.

He was wearing red nailpolish--what are most folks going to construe from that?

FearFactory
03-26-2002, 11:31 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by raindrops + sunshowers:
Obviously, my wicked satire flew right over your head.

He was wearing red nailpolish--what are most folks going to construe from that? </font>

<font color="orange">Who said it flew over my head? I just said it was stupid. Contrary to what you believe, satire CAN be stupid.

He's a guy, he's wearing nailpolish. I think it's safe to say that thinking he could possibly be gay based on that fact alone is a good assumption. Either that, or he's a struggling, tormented, universally-misunderstood musician.
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raindrops + sunshowers
03-26-2002, 11:34 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by FearFactory:
<font color="orange">Who said it flew over my head? I just said it was stupid. Contrary to what you believe, satire CAN be stupid.

He's a guy, he's wearing nailpolish. I think it's safe to say that thinking he could possibly be gay based on that fact alone is a good assumption. Either that, or he's a struggling, tormented, universally-misunderstood musician.
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But if the entire point of the satire was to post the dumbest thing possible (which it was), then in that case, I have succeeded mightily. Thank you for your affirmation.

For the record, I've worn nailpolish before, and I am far from gay.

Sacred Age Of Innocence
03-26-2002, 11:47 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholymystic:
***.</font>

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FearFactory
03-26-2002, 11:48 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by raindrops + sunshowers:
But if the entire point of the satire was to post the dumbest thing possible (which it was), then in that case, I have succeeded mightily. Thank you for your affirmation.

For the record, I've worn nailpolish before, and I am far from gay.</font>

<font color="orange">THEN U IZ A WINNAR!

...nailpolish wearing faggot
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Travis Meeks
03-26-2002, 11:53 PM
I bet you have AIDS too

tear stained glass
03-27-2002, 12:08 AM
For the record, I'm heterosexual. I was just being dumb. And seeing how much my fellow classmates would let me get away with before taunting me. Apparently I have a long way to go before crossing the line, or perhaps I've crossed it so long ago no one notices. Or maybe no one cares. Yeah, that's it.

"What? Tear stained glass dumb? Wow, I would've never expected that!"

sean
03-27-2002, 12:19 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by tear stained glass:
Apparently wearing red nailpolish correlates with wanting to have sex with men. Go figure.</font>

whadda fuckin FAGOT

Best Looking Boy
03-27-2002, 12:44 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by sean:
whadda fuckin FAGOT</font>
Isn't it better in the promotion of self esteem and ultimately quicker to write 'What a' rather than 'whadda'.

wounded
03-27-2002, 06:41 PM
i can't believe it hasn't been posted it yet?

i'm ashamed of you all.

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NegaBenji
03-27-2002, 06:57 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by SHAUNNAS DAD!:
its true! she only goes for the fags, I don't get it!

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You know what they say, about daughters wanting to date their fathers

Smiley33
03-27-2002, 06:58 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by NegaBenji:
You know what they say, about daughters wanting to date their fathers</font>

yeah, that pesky fucking Oedipus complex

wounded
03-27-2002, 07:10 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:
yeah, that pesky fucking Oedipus complex

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actually oedipus is sons jealous of fathers i believe, i forget what the daughter complex is called.

funnygeezus
03-27-2002, 07:12 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by wounded:
actually oedipus is sons jealous of fathers i believe, i forget what the daughter complex is called.</font>

<font color=#ffb85c>electra complex