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Cactuar
02-06-2002, 04:04 AM
Freddy got fingered.


No contest. Definetely the worst movie ever.

Irrelevant
02-06-2002, 04:06 AM
have you seen Soldier? if not, hold your tongue.

tear stained glass
02-06-2002, 04:16 AM
perfectoranje: but have you see <font color=yellow size=6>a walk to remember<font color=orange size=4> with cuterockgirl!?!?!?!?!</font></font></font>
Jumbo Cactuar 9: wtf
perfectoranje: now that's fuckin' terrible
Jumbo Cactuar 9: HUH
perfectoranje: it's this movie with a britney spears-type person
perfectoranje: and this "bad boy"
Jumbo Cactuar 9: WTF
perfectoranje: she's this minister's daughter
perfectoranje: and he falls in love with her
perfectoranje: and gets good
perfectoranje: only to find out she has cancer
perfectoranje: they get married
perfectoranje: she dies
perfectoranje: the end
Jumbo Cactuar 9: AWWW HOW SOUND
perfectoranje: boo fucking hoo!
Jumbo Cactuar 9: *SAD
Jumbo Cactuar 9: WTF
Jumbo Cactuar 9: WHAT AN ERROR :-[
perfectoranje: yeah

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Silverstream
02-06-2002, 04:31 AM
i thought it was funny.

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pale_princess
02-06-2002, 04:35 AM
glenn, you haven't seen i know what you did last summer.

Cactuar
02-06-2002, 04:39 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:
glenn, you haven't seen i know what you did last summer.</font>

Yes I have. I enjoyed it partially, but now it makes me want to vomit.

The Maverick
02-06-2002, 05:23 AM
i disagree. Knock-Off starring Van Dam holds a special place in my heart as the most god-aweful, piece-of-fucking-shit movie ever produced.

j o e

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Hey everybody, where did Mary go?
Where did Mary go?
And where's my only cigarette? Please think for me, I can't bear to...
I'll just lie here for a while, Wet myself, wet my bed-- I've readied it all for her, you know Clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows-- Now soiled....
And where's my cigarette? Did you check the bathroom?... The bathtub?... She sleeps there sometimes.... Water cleanses, you know, washes dirt away, makes new.... Maybe she... maybe she... maybe she... maybe... Maybe she swam away....
::exits drunkenly::

strange_one
02-06-2002, 07:03 AM
<font color=FF00FF> nuh uh. worst EVAR fim is Santa With Muscles starring Hulk Hogan

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Crippler
02-06-2002, 08:41 AM
<font color="aquamarine">Three words:

The Fifth Element.

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if there is a llama
02-06-2002, 08:50 AM
Although I agree that Freddy Got Fingered was bad, it was done intentionally (in my opinion), and it was so bad it was entertaining.

Meanwhile, movies such as Daylight, and Surf Nazis Must Die, are just absolutely horrible movies.

David

Brazil.Virex
02-06-2002, 09:53 AM
what about glitter?

meow
02-06-2002, 10:45 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Brazil.Virex:
what about glitter?</font>

that word should be banned here.

pale_princess
02-06-2002, 10:57 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Crippler:
<font color="aquamarine">Three words:

The Fifth Element.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif</font>


ugh...

and that reminds me,
"the messenger: the story of joan of arc."
i'd like to shoot whoever told milla jovovich that she could act.

Enderby
02-06-2002, 12:47 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Posted by pale_princess:
i'd like to shoot whoever told milla jovovich that she could act.</font>

She does pretty good in those hair dye commercials. She's pretty. In a communist bloc sorta way.

THRILLHO
02-06-2002, 01:32 PM
ever movie in this thread that i've seen isn't as bad as street fighter. although i'm willing to bet gitter is.

pale_princess
02-06-2002, 01:49 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by THRILLHO:
ever movie in this thread that i've seen isn't as bad as street fighter. although i'm willing to bet gitter is.</font>

all this bashing makes me want to rent glitter even more!!! i'd be the only one to rent it, wouldnt' THAT be indie?



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Shandi
02-06-2002, 01:50 PM
I don't know, Battlefield Earth was pretty damn bad.

Kumar Littlejeans
02-06-2002, 02:05 PM
I'm going to have to disagree with this milla jovavitch sentiment here. She may very well be a model/actress/singer whatnot, but I don't think she's annoying about it or anything. I quite liked her in both movies. They're not perfect movies, it's mostly because luc besson has some hokey whatnots involved in the ..whatever..of..his..whatnots.. I was saying something a moment ago I think.

darcy_is_sexy
02-06-2002, 05:10 PM
Alright, you people REALLY haven't seen crap until you've seen these.

http://www.mst3kinfo.com/daddyo/images/MANOS2.GIF

http://www.mst3kinfo.com/daddyo/images/321PINK.JPG

http://movietv.com/Gfx/hogue/santaandtheicecreambunny.gif

There's a whole bunch more that I've seen that are just as bad.

melancholia
02-06-2002, 05:12 PM
worse movie ever: eyes wide shut.

Human Replica Droid
02-06-2002, 05:13 PM
Hanging Up - hands down.

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Graveflower
02-06-2002, 05:26 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by darcy_is_sexy:


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hahaa, those look way too cheesy to be bad. It can't be entertaining in any way, even in a 'so bad it's good' way, to be considered worst ever.

Therefore, I second Human Replica Droid's nomination of Hanging Up. What a shame, that that was Walter Matthau's final movie.

Lazer Love Light
02-06-2002, 05:35 PM
Braveheart, because it made the English look bad.

OHHHHHH That's right.....

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darcy_is_sexy
02-06-2002, 05:38 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Graveflower:
hahaa, those look way too cheesy to be bad. It can't be entertaining in any way, even in a 'so bad it's good' way, to be considered worst ever.
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Well, that may be true of Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, but have you SEEN Manos? It's not funny bad, it's gouge-your-eyes-out-with-rusty-nails bad.

Lazer Love Light
02-06-2002, 05:50 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by darcy_is_sexy:
Well, that may be true of Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, but have you SEEN Manos? It's not funny bad, it's gouge-your-eyes-out-with-rusty-nails bad.</font>

...even WITH the MST3K commentary. Agreed.

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The exploding boy
02-06-2002, 06:59 PM
Some of you people have no clue what horribly awful movies are.

Someone named a movie with hogan, hmm, i know that one of the worst ive seen was "no hold barred". Which starred him also. I mean even Van Damme can't make movies as lame (although he gets pretty close sometimes). Street fighter is a masterpiece compared to that.

Etienne
02-06-2002, 07:11 PM
no no no you ebert wannabe motherfuckers the worst movie ever is


DUEL

what a peice of fucking shit speilburg sucks balls

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The exploding boy
02-06-2002, 07:12 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Etienne:
no no no you ebert wannabe motherfuckers the worst movie ever is


DUEL

what a peice of fucking shit speilburg sucks balls

</font>

duel rocks.

Etienne
02-06-2002, 07:20 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by The exploding boy:
duel rocks. </font>

i jsut lost all respect for you

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nevermind
02-06-2002, 07:45 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Crippler:
<font color="aquamarine">Three words:

The Fifth Element.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif</font>
and a one, and a two, and a fuck YOU!

THE MACHINA666
02-06-2002, 08:03 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Etienne:
i jsut lost all respect for you

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You can lose all respect for me too, now.

Oskar 44
02-06-2002, 08:23 PM
Holy shit, I thought freddy got fingered was the funniest movie..... no one agrees with me

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Etienne
02-06-2002, 09:04 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by THE MACHINA666:

You can lose all respect for me too, now.

</font>

say it aint so

THE MACHINA666
02-06-2002, 09:09 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Etienne:
say it aint so </font>

Dude, what's wrong w/ you?

T.G. Clown
02-06-2002, 09:21 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:

ugh...

and that reminds me,
"the messenger: the story of joan of arc."
i'd like to shoot whoever told milla jovovich that she could act.

</font>
i agree with you...
say it like it is...
milla suck...
crazy ugly bitch

T.G. Clown
02-06-2002, 09:27 PM
<img src =http://images.amazon.com/images/P/630574453X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg>

Connie, an aging Bohemian photographer, meets mousy Harper, headed for Harvard Law from a high-powered San Francisco family, and immediately sees her beauty. He also guesses she has talent and invites her to be his pupil and share his bed. He's Alfred Stieglitz, she's Georgia O'Keefe, and he calls her his Guinevere. When she realizes she's the latest Guinevere in a string of ingenues, she bolts, only to return, sick of her family. She's blossoming, reading, learning, but hasn't yet taken her first photograph when he tells her they're going to L.A., broke, him drinking too much, to sell some photographs. On the trip, she finally snaps the shutter; so does her awe and dependence.

T.G. Clown
02-06-2002, 09:39 PM
<img src =http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767845722.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg>
she's not worth it

Etienne
02-06-2002, 09:41 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by THE MACHINA666:
Dude, what's wrong w/ you?

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nothing duel jsut fucking sucked

THE MACHINA666
02-06-2002, 09:42 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Etienne:
nothing duel jsut fucking sucked </font>

What makes you an expert?

Just so we know we're not wasting our time here.

Kumar Littlejeans
02-06-2002, 09:43 PM
Duel was a bloody TV movie..from the 70's. And I'm sure it was much more exciting the year it came out. Before Jaws and such.

THE MACHINA666
02-06-2002, 09:46 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Kumar Littlejeans:
Duel was a bloody TV movie..from the 70's. And I'm sure it was much more exciting the year it came out. Before Jaws and such.</font>

Half wrong/right. It did go in theaters when they realized it could be a hit (I believe it had 15 minutes more). I think that's pretty much it, if my memory isn't fucking w/ me.

And it didn't suck.

Oh, maybe it grew old, but you have to be a real tard to believe this is the WORST FILM OF ALL TIME.

Just thought I'd point that.

Etienne
02-06-2002, 09:49 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by THE MACHINA666:
What makes you an expert?

Just so we know we're not wasting our time here.

</font>

3 years of film school



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THE MACHINA666
02-06-2002, 09:51 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Etienne:
3 years of film school

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Take your 3 years of film school to my last post then.

Thank you. Class dismissed.

HappyNoodleGirl
02-06-2002, 09:52 PM
i'm going to go for almost any movie on the sci-fi channel. and this movie called "snoball".

and of course, "crossroads" with britney spears. i haven't seen it but since she stole the idea from a classic aerosmith video with liv tyler... that crosses the line. britney should burn. where's that pic of the bonfire when you need it?

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Etienne
02-06-2002, 09:55 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by THE MACHINA666:
Take your 3 years of film school to my last post then.

Thank you. Class dismissed.

</font>


it;s called an opinion look into it
you can jackspeilburgoff all you want but i think it's the biggest waste of celulose ever

THE MACHINA666
02-06-2002, 09:59 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Etienne:

it;s called an opinion look into it
you can jackspeilburgoff all you want but i think it's the biggest waste of celulose ever </font>

Come on. Admit it. You really DON'T believe this film is the actual "WORST of ALL films", do you?

That's ridiculous.

Hating a/this film maybe, but thinking this is the worst, and there is not one worst than this one.

I call this an absurdity.

Etienne
02-06-2002, 10:03 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by THE MACHINA666:
Come on. Admit it. You really DON'T believe this film is the actual "WORST of ALL films", do you?

That's ridiculous.

Hating a/this film maybe, but thinking this is the worst, and there is not one worst than this one.

I call this an absurdity.

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i cant think of a worse movie, even bats was better than duel

THE MACHINA666
02-06-2002, 10:05 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Etienne:

i cant think of a worse movie, even bats was better than duel </font>

Arena?

I dunno, I just wouldn't be able to pick one flick as the worst. I can honestly say I hate many of them (just so you know, I know cinema - quite a bit, too), but I just can't pick one as the undisputed very worst (of ALL time).

That's just me though.




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The exploding boy
02-06-2002, 10:38 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by THE MACHINA666:
Arena?
</font>

oh god i've seen that.:-x

King of the Horseflies
02-06-2002, 10:39 PM
Tomb Raider

worst movie EVAR

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Crippler
02-07-2002, 12:19 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by nevermind:
and a one, and a two, and a fuck YOU!

</font>

<font color="aquamarine">One: How is this movie good?

Two: Name one movie that's worse.

THE MACHINA666
02-07-2002, 12:20 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by The exploding boy:
oh god i've seen that.:-x</font>

Mwhehe, you can see cable and zippers and shit.

I mean I laughed a lot...

noyen
02-07-2002, 12:22 AM
fifth element is one of my favorite movies. i just enjoy it. it's not because it has amazing acting (which it doesn't) or because milla is hot as fuck, but just because it makes me feel good at the end. it's the same reason i like to fuck. i like to fuck movies. i fuck to fuck movies.

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scouse_dave
02-07-2002, 12:36 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
worse movie ever: eyes wide shut.</font>

interesting. but WRONG.

Chicken Lover
02-07-2002, 01:32 AM
I've never walked out of a cinema before a film has finished but came very close when watching North and The Thin Red Line.

I have a real dislike for old movies, to watch anything made before the 70's I'll need a recommendation or the knowledge that I'll see some muff.

snickerdoodles
02-07-2002, 01:35 AM
worst movie ever? The Flintstones, with John Goodman. *shudder*



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Fathoms (unadored)
02-07-2002, 01:47 AM
People, people.... There are certain levels of badness when it comes to movies. the first level of badness = Godzilla, Batman and Robin. And then the PINICAL of bandness which = Godzilla 2000, The Fortress 2 .


Examples of badness...

Driven, The Fast and the Furios, Ghosts of Mars, Planet of the Apes, Tomb Raider, Hollowman,, 50% of Rob Schnieder movies, Unbreakable, Inserrection, Inspector Gadget, Evolution

Other examples of extreme badness...

Vertical Limit, Saving Silverman, The Crow:Salvation, Lost and Found, Kung Pow, 50% of Rob Schieder movies, Mission to Mars, Lord of the Rings (just seeing if your paying attention),

MisterSquishyHalo
02-07-2002, 02:09 AM
Umm, has everyone forgot about the pile of shit that was 'Howard the Duck?'
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6300185788.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

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frail_and_bedazzled
02-07-2002, 03:39 AM
i like milla jovovich.. my friend's met her a few times and apparently she's a very nice, polite girl. she's got nice style, anyway, and you gotta love dem russians.

and.. i liked the fifth element for the costumes (it's a gaultier! OH NOOOO!) and set design, as well as eyes wide shut..i think it's a darned lovely film.

but everyone's forgetting plan nine from outer space. i mean, come on!

nevermind
02-07-2002, 03:49 AM
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The Maverick
02-07-2002, 03:50 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Fathoms (unadored):
PINICAL of bandness which = Godzilla 2000


Saving Silverman</font>

1. wasn't Godzilla 2000 SUPPOSED to be stupid (i've never seen it and i'm not sticking up for it, but that was my impression...). and if so, doesn't that make it at least semi-ok?

2. saving silverman. i agree with everything else you said but.... i loved this movie. now, i din't love it in a "best movie ever, move over godfather" way. but i deffinately felt some of the "dumb & dumber love". yes it was stupid, pointless, etc. but that was the intention.... with crude and (rarely, i know) witty hummor along the way.
(FUCK YOU REPLACEMENT FRIENDS!!!)
(don't make me take away your masturbation priveledges)
and jack black rules. (except in "Shallow Hal" which blew... are you sure you didn't mean Shallow Hal???)

one other thing, while i enjoyed Saving Silverman, i agree... it did not deserve that much writting in defense of it. sorry.

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Hey everybody, where did Mary go?
Where did Mary go?
And where's my only cigarette? Please think for me, I can't bear to...
I'll just lie here for a while, Wet myself, wet my bed-- I've readied it all for her, you know Clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows-- Now soiled....
And where's my cigarette? Did you check the bathroom?... The bathtub?... She sleeps there sometimes.... Water cleanses, you know, washes dirt away, makes new.... Maybe she... maybe she... maybe she... maybe... Maybe she swam away....
::exits drunkenly::

The Maverick
02-07-2002, 03:52 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by nevermind:
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i've never seen Hairspray, but i agree:
PECKER FUCKING SUCKS


j o e

Homerpalooza
02-07-2002, 04:07 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Etienne:
nothing duel jsut fucking sucked </font>

Dude, Duel did not fucking suck.

The exploding boy
02-07-2002, 06:15 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by MisterSquishyHalo:
Umm, has everyone forgot about the pile of shit that was 'Howard the Duck?'
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6300185788.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
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DONT YOU DARE THIS ONE OF MY CHILDHOOD MOVIES! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif

Some people namd pretty good nominees. TOmb raider is probably the last really shitty movie i've seen. Batman and robin is also up there in crappiness. I mean, what's different about those movies is that they're sorta big budget movies that still suck. I agree with fathoms though, there are different degrees of shittiness for movies. And those who thought the fifth element was awful probably didn't see it as it was spposed to be seen, not serious for a minute. It doesn't pretedn to be, it doesn't take itself seriously at all. I don't think it's great or anything, but it's surely not the shittiest movie ive seen.

Mark LeDrew
02-07-2002, 06:54 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by T.G. Clown:
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she's not worth it</font>

I agree completely. I'm a big Joan of Arc fan but this movie was just horrible. Milla Jovovich is a really piss poor actor. At least John Malcovich was in it. And the dialogue was all wrong.

If anyone's interested in seeing a good movie about Joan d'Arc, check out the 1999 mini-series starring Leelee Sobieski. It's out on DVD.

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Ammy
02-07-2002, 07:18 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by frail_and_bedazzled:
ut everyone's forgetting plan nine from outer space. i mean, come on!</font>

yteah, it's bad, and slow and horribly made and painful to watch, BUT IT'S MAKING FUN OF MORMONS!

nevermind
02-07-2002, 07:18 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ammy:
yteah, it's bad, and slow and horribly made and painful to watch, BUT IT'S MAKING FUN OF MORMONS!

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no wonder it offended you.



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Undone
02-07-2002, 07:31 PM
<font color="CC33CC">No no. You guys are STILL listing some that at least have cheesiness value. The worst movie I've ever seen is The Green Mile. Stretched out. Shoddy attempts at tugging on the emotional strings. Horrible fx (the things flying out of that guy's mouth). Novel black guy as a big dumb happy creature. Annoying Forrest Gump references. *shudders*

Fathoms (unadored)
02-07-2002, 07:53 PM
Trust me, anyone who's seen Godzilla 2000 would put it on they're top 5 list of worst movies ever without hesitation. Of course, when the hell has they're ever been a GOOD Godzilla movie?

Others I forgot to mention in the mere badness catagory = X-men, Galaxy Quest (Though like Saving Silverman I only put it on for five minutes before deciding the hour and half of my life would be much better used photographing household appliences.] I know What You Did Last Summer is another good choice.

I actually like some of these movies that have been mentioned. The Fifth Element does have lots of annoying charactors but I've watched it 4 times without wanting to vomit. It's a decent popcorn flick. The Messenger is really stupid, but Milla's over-acting is the only thing that keeps it interesting throughout. I used to hate Armageddon until the last time I watched it, it's not bad. And The Green Mile doesn't have that strong of a story I suppose, but the storyTELLING is what makes it good.

And in terms of cheesiness, bad acting, bad storyline, bad everything the top five list of worst movies ever should definately ******* LEFT BEHIND



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The exploding boy
02-07-2002, 08:58 PM
Funny that two of the movies mentionned in this thread are Luc Besson movie. It's true though, the guy does suck.

albanystudent
02-07-2002, 09:43 PM
Rock n roll high school

nevermind
02-07-2002, 09:45 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by albanystudent:
Rock n roll high school</font>

ha, that fuckin ramones song...funny shit.


iwannarocknrollhighskool...forever..and ever..
iwannarockandrollhighskool...foreverandever......

ha, what the fuck?

albanystudent
02-07-2002, 09:47 PM
even if you like the ramones, you're gonna find it to be a nightmare. actually, maybe it's worse for the fans.

raindrops + sunshowers
02-07-2002, 10:41 PM
Mortal Kombat: Annihalation.

glued_on_wings
02-07-2002, 11:05 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Cactuar:
Freddy got fingered.


No contest. Definetely the worst movie ever.</font>

Definatly no plot, but tom green is funny as shit..

Rock On..


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TiaraGurl
02-07-2002, 11:37 PM
The Road to Welville god it was so bad.

Kumar Littlejeans
02-08-2002, 01:33 AM
Saving Silverman shouldn't be on here. It is somehow saved by the line "we ate her". If any movie from the Amanda Peet cannon should be on here it would have to be Whipped.

Undone
02-08-2002, 01:38 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by raindrops + sunshowers:
Mortal Kombat: Annihalation.</font>

<font color="CC33CC">Sweet mother of aborted Jesus, why did you have to remind me that I watched this movie?

numberthirteen
02-08-2002, 02:16 AM
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The exploding boy
02-08-2002, 01:51 PM
It's sad that a collaboration between Bono and Wim wenders would end up so bad. Then again it shows once more that singers and musicians should stick to waht to best.

ParanoidAndroid
02-09-2002, 01:58 AM
Double Trouble...blah

Moonolio
02-09-2002, 11:22 PM
you guys are all naming bad movies, but movies that arent even close to being the worst... almost anything from the 80's at least qualifies...

FearFactory
02-09-2002, 11:29 PM
<font color="orange">I'm gonna go with either citizen kane or the thin red line. Two very over-rated and very boring movies.
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The exploding boy
02-10-2002, 02:43 PM
I saw a Silence of the lamb "parody" last night called silence of the ham. Well that's at least the shittiest "comedy" i've ever ever seen. My god it was so incredibly dumb and unfunny i can't even explain it....

THE MACHINA666
02-10-2002, 02:54 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by FearFactory:
<font color="orange">I'm gonna go with either citizen kane or the thin red line. Two very over-rated and very boring movies.
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You have to put Citizen Kane in context, though. A film like this, in 1940 (41?), was unheard of. The way the cinematography is made, the shots, editing, etc. Today, you wonder why is this film is so often quoted, but back then, it was about the first stepping stone for a cinematographer's role (and editor), and a turning point in film history.

And acted wonderfully.

Random Female
02-10-2002, 02:56 PM
Gummo never should have been made.

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FearFactory
02-10-2002, 02:59 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by THE MACHINA666:
You have to put Citizen Kane in context, though. A film like this, in 1940 (41?), was unheard of. The way the cinematography is made, the shots, editing, etc. Today, you wonder why is this film is so often quoted, but back then, it was about the first stepping stone for a cinematographer's role (and editor), and a turning point in film history.

And acted wonderfully.

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<font color="orange">Good points. I just sit back and think "GOD! HOW BORING IS THIS?" We had to watch that shit in 12th grade. I should have stayed home sick that week.

I still stand by my thin red line vote, though.
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FearFactory
02-10-2002, 03:00 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Random Female:
Gummo never should have been made.

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<font color="orange">Agreed!</font>
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THE MACHINA666
02-10-2002, 03:02 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by FearFactory:
<font color="orange">Good points. I just sit back and think "GOD! HOW BORING IS THIS?" We had to watch that shit in 12th grade. I should have stayed home sick that week.
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Yeah, I had the same problem the first time I watched Truffaut's 400 blows.

The Maverick
02-10-2002, 04:00 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Random Female:
Gummo never should have been made.

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Gummo sucked. it was stupid. pointless. shitty. etc.

but gummo was fuckin' funny.

Fawkin' queer ass rabbits! Smells like queers... smells like *****! i hate rabbits!


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Hey everybody, where did Mary go?
Where did Mary go?
And where's my only cigarette? Please think for me, I can't bear to...
I'll just lie here for a while, Wet myself, wet my bed-- I've readied it all for her, you know Clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows-- Now soiled....
And where's my cigarette? Did you check the bathroom?... The bathtub?... She sleeps there sometimes.... Water cleanses, you know, washes dirt away, makes new.... Maybe she... maybe she... maybe she... maybe... Maybe she swam away....
::exits drunkenly::

sugarsickness
02-10-2002, 04:02 PM
minus man

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the painful realization that has all gone wrong.
And nobody cares at all,
and nobody cares at all. (http://toyradargun.diaryland.com)

Random Female
02-10-2002, 04:15 PM
p.s. brad it's a sign! I bought Thin red line on Dvd from target for $10 and i got it home and the sound didn't work. I returned it/exchanged it and THAT one didn't work either. bastards trying to ruin my arty fun.

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The exploding boy
02-10-2002, 06:59 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by FearFactory:

I still stand by my thin red line vote, though.
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IT wasnt' all horrible but it was surely the least interesting of war movies i've seen. It dragged on and on too.