View Full Version : things you dont understand about girls


Etienne
02-04-2002, 10:29 PM
how they can be so sweet and nice and tell you how amazing they think you are, then after your date fucking some strange dude, and telling you about it

Ghetto_Squirrel
02-04-2002, 10:29 PM
What in the bathroom can possibly take an hour to do.

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SuckSuckStyle
02-04-2002, 10:30 PM
signals.

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melancholia
02-04-2002, 10:30 PM
girls are sadists... we like to get into someones heart...and rip into them...just to see what happens...

then after, we try to fix things...just to make it better again.

SPFreak37
02-04-2002, 10:33 PM
why is it always a fuckin competition between girls!? i HATE girls in general...

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THE MACHINA666
02-04-2002, 10:36 PM
Etienne, help yourself: get over it.

Etienne
02-04-2002, 10:37 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
girls are sadists... we like to get into someones heart...and rip into them...just to see what happens...

then after, we try to fix things...just to make it better again.</font>


that makes so much sence and is so simple why didnt i notice it before?

it's all comming together now


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strange_one
02-04-2002, 10:38 PM
<font color=FF00FF> I wish I had some sort of emotion detector so I could predict what emotion will come up at anytime

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Prof Male model
02-04-2002, 10:41 PM
whats to understand?
girls=cum coasters
any questions?

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Ghetto_Squirrel
02-04-2002, 10:41 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by strange_one:
<font color=FF00FF> I wish I had some sort of emotion detector so I could predict what emotion will come up at anytime

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The world would be so much easier if people had to wear badges with the LiveJournal emotion icons on them.

"I am... JOYOUS."

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Etienne
02-04-2002, 10:57 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by THE MACHINA666:
Etienne, help yourself: get over it.</font>

im pretty much over it, i mean im not gonan run out and killmyself tommorow,
*begin rant*
it's jsut upsetting to get you hopes up and to really really like someone and have it blow up in you face, and it has happened before, and it will happen again, but this time i really, honestly dug this girl i have only liked one other person on the planet that much it's jsut such a ;et down. It really bothers me that girls always talk about how im such an amazing person and then treat me like im doghair, i dunno
*end rant*

but i guess i dont care i try to belive it all happens for a reason.....it's jsut hard

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MADpeace
02-04-2002, 10:59 PM
This is more something girls don't seem to understand about us...

A girl can like a guy as a completely plutoni friend.

A guy CANNOT, I repeat, CANNOT be friends with a girl, without being somewhat attracted to her. Cuz seriously, if I wanted to hear about how overwhelming her period is, I would ask.

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nevermind
02-04-2002, 11:05 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by MADpeace:
This is more something girls don't seem to understand about us...

A girl can like a guy as a completely plutoni friend.

A guy CANNOT, I repeat, CANNOT be friends with a girl, without being somewhat attracted to her. Cuz seriously, if I wanted to hear about how overwhelming her period is, I would ask.

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nah, its all good.
you stick around not *really* giving a shit about her...yet knowing that at some point in time, it WILL happen with you two. and after that, you ditch the heartless kunt, and go make "freinds" with some other girls...

repeat this cycle until you reach 30-40 yearz old, and you should be just fine.

christ, is it THAT fucking hard? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif

losers.

nevermind
02-04-2002, 11:05 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by melancholia:
girls are sadists... we like to get into someones heart...and rip into them...just to see what happens...

then after, we try to fix things...just to make it better again.</font>
lol, and that stupid whore prolly isint even joking. funny eh?

THE MACHINA666
02-04-2002, 11:09 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Etienne:
im pretty much over it, i mean im not gonan run out and killmyself tommorow,
*begin rant*
it's jsut upsetting to get you hopes up and to really really like someone and have it blow up in you face, and it has happened before, and it will happen again, but this time i really, honestly dug this girl i have only liked one other person on the planet that much it's jsut such a ;et down. It really bothers me that girls always talk about how im such an amazing person and then treat me like im doghair, i dunno
*end rant*

but i guess i dont care i try to belive it all happens for a reason.....it's jsut hard

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I know. There's no justice in this world whatsoever. Even for love & relationships.

Sad fact.

Disarmed
02-04-2002, 11:09 PM
Everytime I think I'm the shit and I think I know a thing or two about girls, I realize I know absolutely nothing about them, and have *never* understood anything about them. I think half of them don't even understand themselves, which in itself is probably part of the problem, methinks.

Oh yeah, and life sucks http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

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nevermind
02-04-2002, 11:20 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Disarmed:
Everytime I think I'm the shit and I think I know a thing or two about girls, I realize I know absolutely nothing about them, and have *never* understood anything about them. I think half of them don't even understand themselves, which in itself is probably part of the problem, methinks.

Oh yeah, and life sucks http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

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they are idiots. you just cant accept that can you? oh well.

Disarmed
02-04-2002, 11:21 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by nevermind:

they are idiots. you just cant accept that can you? oh well.</font>

That was kind of my point...


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nevermind
02-04-2002, 11:23 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Disarmed:
That was kind of my point...


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apparently i was too stupid to see it.

poor me.

THE MACHINA666
02-04-2002, 11:24 PM
I don't think men and women are meant to understand each other really. At all.

In fact, I don't even think humans are meant to understand each other, really.


Oh yeah, and I'm an optimist.

Etienne
02-04-2002, 11:29 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by THE MACHINA666:
I know. There's no justice in this world whatsoever. Even for love & relationships.

Sad fact.

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it's completly true, girls always claim to want nice guys, and im a nice guy and it gets me nowhere ever, one time this girl i had 'seen' for a year dumped me for a heroin addict, and it's so fucking weird cause we still hung out after that and i got to watch him push her around, and scream at her in restaraunts, and jsut be an all around prick,
and i had to sti through it and everytime her heart gets broken she calls me and it's jsut like what the fuck? How am i suposed to deal with something like that? honestly? i sat and watched and it's like how could anyone be so mean to someone they suposedly loved? i dont get it, and i guess i never fucking will, i guess if im single forever then i wont have to

pale_princess
02-04-2002, 11:32 PM
i don't understand how boring, stupid, somewhat-attractive girls always get in happy relationships when the interesting, special girls get nothing.

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nevermind
02-04-2002, 11:33 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Etienne:
it's completly true, girls always claim to want nice guys, and im a nice guy and it gets me nowhere ever, one time this girl i had 'seen' for a year dumped me for a heroin addict, and it's so fucking weird cause we still hung out after that and i got to watch him push her around, and scream at her in restaraunts, and jsut be an all around prick,
and i had to sti through it and everytime her heart gets broken she calls me and it's jsut like what the fuck? How am i suposed to deal with something like that? honestly? i sat and watched and it's like how could anyone be so mean to someone they suposedly loved? i dont get it, and i guess i never fucking will, i guess if im single forever then i wont have to </font>

lmao! they are IDIOTS!
anyone else could give several more examples just like this one. they are beyond the realms of dumb. heh, and it provides good wholesome entertainment for short periods of time.
sad, but funny.

nevermind
02-04-2002, 11:33 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:
i don't understand how boring, stupid, somewhat-attractive girls always get in happy relationships when the interesting, special girls get nothing.

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*wah wah wah's with you*

Disarmed
02-04-2002, 11:34 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by nevermind:

apparently i was too stupid to see it.
</font>

...Or too interested in coming up with an-oh-so-controvertial-and-witty response. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif



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"Hello. My name is Luke. Luke Warm."

THE MACHINA666
02-04-2002, 11:34 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:
i don't understand how boring, stupid, somewhat-attractive girls always get in happy relationships when the interesting, special girls get nothing.

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And what makes you so damn special?

Since you get nothing.

undivinemartyr
02-04-2002, 11:35 PM
My bf and I love each other unconditionally. We even talk about marriage, and children, and if we were ever to break up, we'd still be friends. We've broken up twice before, and still remained friends. The last time we broke up was over 2 years ago. We've known each other like 5 years. There's hope for good relationships. I swear. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

nevermind
02-04-2002, 11:36 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by THE MACHINA666:
And what makes you so damn special?

Since you get nothing.

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LOL!

nevermind
02-04-2002, 11:36 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Disarmed:
...Or too interested in coming up with an-oh-so-controvertial-and-witty response. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif

</font>


haha...how fuckin dumb are you?

its obvious that i put little to no thought into my posts. christ, http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif

O
02-04-2002, 11:38 PM
I am officially going to start treating chicks like shit, because as of now being a 'niceguy' as gotten me nowhere except a whole bunch of platonic relationships.

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You're wrong on so many levels.
Here's all the levels:
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You're wrong on all of them

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Disarmed
02-04-2002, 11:39 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by nevermind:


its obvious that i put little to no thought into my posts. christ, http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif</font>

Congratulations

undivinemartyr
02-04-2002, 11:39 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:
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Hey, I'M FUCKING GOING TO DATE YOU.

You know, I'm boring and unattractive and I've gotten some ass here and there. (And now I get it daily). Don't worry, an interesting, special, smart hot ass like you will get lots of ass. You are probably not looking in the right place, not living in the right place? Move to the big city, with the scenes and stuff.

nevermind
02-04-2002, 11:41 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Disarmed:
Congratulations</font>

no, you figured it out first didnt you? lol.


you surely deserve the "congrats" more than i.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif



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fuck it.

aim - AnotherSpaceJam

pale_princess
02-04-2002, 11:41 PM
i live in the big city.

Etienne
02-04-2002, 11:43 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by O:
I am officially going to start treating chicks like shit, because as of now being a 'niceguy' as gotten me nowhere except a whole bunch of platonic relationships.

</font>

i was gonna do that but i just dont have the heart.

only i actually am a nice guy and it's so hard to stop. i have just rationalized that im ugly and undateable, of course everyone tells me that isnt true exspecially the same girls that whouldnt go out with me if i was the last guy on earth


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nevermind
02-04-2002, 11:44 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:
i live in the big city.</font>

*points and laughs*

oh well, you still have your numerous cheap lays! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

pale_princess
02-04-2002, 11:46 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by nevermind:
*points and laughs*

oh well, you still have your numerous cheap lays! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

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oh, and how numerous they really are... i'd say that's wishful thinking, kris.

nevermind
02-04-2002, 11:47 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:
oh, and how numerous they really are... i'd say that's wishful thinking, kris.

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ohhh! you finally reffered to me by my name! i was waiting ever so long for that.
im flattered, really http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

nah, 10+ isint numerous at all. mhm. got me there.
lmao.

THE MACHINA666
02-04-2002, 11:48 PM
P.S.
Don't ever AIM me again for dumb comments either.

Before asking why people become assholes to you, take a peek in the mirror and wonder for a minute or 2.


Why am I wasting my time here...?

Etienne
02-04-2002, 11:50 PM
i guess jsut wanting to be with a nice girl with simaliar intrests who is honest and not a slut is setting my standards too high

life sucks when your a hopeless romantic

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Salena Child
02-05-2002, 12:03 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:
i don't understand how boring, stupid, somewhat-attractive girls always get in happy relationships when the interesting, special girls get nothing.

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i hear ya. i honestly think that sweet good looking guys are intimated by pretty intelligent girls or they think that they are already taken because they are so special. so they date the bottom feeders.
it's very sad.




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i have become comfortably numb.

nevermind
02-05-2002, 12:07 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Salena Child:

i hear ya. i honestly think that sweet good looking guys are intimated by pretty intelligent girls or they think that they are already taken because they are so special. so they date the bottom feeders.
it's very sad.


[/B]</font>

o........k

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif

Etienne
02-05-2002, 12:09 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Salena Child:
Originally posted by pale_princess:
i don't understand how boring, stupid, somewhat-attractive girls always get in happy relationships when the interesting, special girls get nothing.

</font>
i hear ya. i honestly think that sweet good looking guys are intimated by pretty intelligent girls or they think that they are already taken because they are so special. so they date the bottom feeders.
it's very sad.




or maby becasue they act snobish and untouchable

or maby if girls didnt but out so many mixed signals guys whould try who knows

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THE MACHINA666
02-05-2002, 12:21 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Salena Child:
Originally posted by pale_princess:
i don't understand how boring, stupid, somewhat-attractive girls always get in happy relationships when the interesting, special girls get nothing.

</font>
i hear ya. i honestly think that sweet good looking guys are intimated by pretty intelligent girls or they think that they are already taken because they are so special. so they date the bottom feeders.
it's very sad.



Hey... maybe we could eliminate the no good smelly bottom feeders since they take out all the sweet good pretty boyes, huh? So that way maybe the sweet good pretty boyes would see more clearly that there is lots of available so special girls?


You're not showing much intelligence here, so I conclude you are a bottom feeder.

Pet Sounds
02-05-2002, 12:25 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:
i don't understand how boring, stupid, somewhat-attractive girls always get in happy relationships when the interesting, special girls get nothing.

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They think there in happy relationships. What they don't realize is that there boyfriends are cheating on them, remember that dumb part.

ps. your journal is topic of conversation every day at work.

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nevermind
02-05-2002, 12:27 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Pet Sounds:
They think there in happy relationships. What they don't realize is that there boyfriends are cheating on them, remember that dumb part.

ps. your journal is topic of conversation every day at work.

</font>


lmao!

best post of the day! *gives award*

THE MACHINA666
02-05-2002, 12:29 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by nevermind:

lmao!

best post of the day! *gives award*

</font>

Damn! Here I was, trying so hard!

I want a recount!




[This message has been edited by THE MACHINA666 (edited 02-05-2002).]

pale_princess
02-05-2002, 12:29 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Pet Sounds:
ps. your journal is topic of conversation every day at work.

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i'm stunned.

it's not all that thrilling.

Etienne
02-05-2002, 12:33 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by THE MACHINA666:
Damn! Here I was, trying so hard!

I want a recount!


[This message has been edited by THE MACHINA666 (edited 02-05-2002).]</font>

you win

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THE MACHINA666
02-05-2002, 12:34 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Etienne:
you win

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Think you missed the joke here.

Hehe...

nevermind
02-05-2002, 12:37 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by THE MACHINA666:
Damn! Here I was, trying so hard!

I want a recount!


[This message has been edited by THE MACHINA666 (edited 02-05-2002).]</font>

maybe tommoroa...aye.

Pet Sounds
02-05-2002, 12:37 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:

i'm stunned.

it's not all that thrilling.</font>

Neither are our jobs. In fact of all the web journals we checked out you were voted as the person with the most cd's we'd like to steal. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif



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pale_princess
02-05-2002, 12:39 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Pet Sounds:
Neither are our jobs. In fact of all the web journals we checked out you were voted as the person with the most cd's we'd like to steal. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

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all right, now i'm cool!

nevermind
02-05-2002, 12:50 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:

all right, now i'm cool!</font>

yea, shes just glad that the other posts on here gave her an excuse not to acknowledge the truth.
lol.

Mark LeDrew
02-05-2002, 12:53 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Etienne:
i guess jsut wanting to be with a nice girl with simaliar intrests who is honest and not a slut is setting my standards too high

life sucks when your a hopeless romantic

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Did you ever consider that you might be totally gay?



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Trying hard not to please
Anyone, all the time
Being a rebel's fine
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nevermind
02-05-2002, 12:55 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mark LeDrew:
Did you ever consider that you might be totally gay?

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this coming from a full-blown fag?

oh come ON. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif

Pet Sounds
02-05-2002, 12:57 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mark LeDrew:
Did you ever consider that you might be totally gay?

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Hands the award over.

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Etienne
02-05-2002, 01:46 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mark LeDrew:
Did you ever consider that you might be totally gay?

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i fucking WISH i was gay. then i whouldnt have to deal with all the bullshit.

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meow
02-05-2002, 01:47 AM
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