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Ghetto_Squirrel
01-31-2002, 09:46 PM
Alright, what would your Real World: Netphoria cast be?

Pick seven people, either three males and four females or four males and three females. One has to be gay and at least one one has to be non-Caucasian.

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Cactuar
01-31-2002, 09:47 PM
I call me being a straight caucasian guy!

I'm also avaiable for gay black guy.

Slunky
01-31-2002, 09:52 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel:
One has to be gay and at least one one has to be non-Caucasian.
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Exercise in futility ? Trying to find broad representation of class, colour and creed on Netphoria.

Graveflower
01-31-2002, 09:54 PM
There are about 6 homos that I know of, and Julio isn't white. So there.

Mayonaise
01-31-2002, 09:55 PM
I'll be the sl<gh>ut.

peabody
01-31-2002, 09:56 PM
Can I be the straight, macho, football player dude?

Mayonaise
01-31-2002, 09:58 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Graveflower:
There are about 6 homos that I know of, </font>
including you?

Mayfuck
01-31-2002, 09:58 PM
It wouldn't be Real World without at least one angry black guy.

Ghetto_Squirrel
01-31-2002, 10:22 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by peabody:
Can I be the straight, macho, football player dude?</font>

Then it wouldn't be the Real World, would it?

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paranoid
01-31-2002, 10:30 PM
who wants to be the angry indie guy?

Ghetto_Squirrel
01-31-2002, 10:31 PM
I want to be the one who no one gets along with because he thinks they're all morons.

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Mayfuck
01-31-2002, 10:32 PM
What angry indie guy? The Real World template goes as follows: The angry black guy, the two jock dudes, the gay guy, the slut, the token minority chick, and the easily offended girl who leaves the show midway through the season.

Nate the Grate
01-31-2002, 10:33 PM
I wanna be the normal, white, straight guy that is nice to everyone and that all the girls bond with.

paranoid
01-31-2002, 10:35 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
What angry indie guy? The Real World template goes as follows: The angry black guy, the two jock dudes, the gay guy, the slut, the token minority chick, and the easily offended girl who leaves the show midway through the season.</font>

yeah yeah yeah but this is "real world: netphoria"

a good amount of the "angry phorians" are "angry indie bastards." we don't even have a nigga. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

Ghetto_Squirrel
01-31-2002, 10:36 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
What angry indie guy? The Real World template goes as follows: The angry black guy, the two jock dudes, the gay guy, the slut, the token minority chick, and the easily offended girl who leaves the show midway through the season.</font>

Which one is the totally out of control one?

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paranoid
01-31-2002, 10:38 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel:
Which one is the totally out of control one?

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can anyone name two netphorian jocks?

Mayfuck
01-31-2002, 10:39 PM
Oh, okay. A Real World Netphoria template should ******* an elite indie person, a hoarder, a troll, a promiscuous broad who lets you know about it, Clint, a token minority, and an Aussie.<font color=black size=1>

[This message has been edited by Mayfuck (edited 01-31-2002).]

Slunky
01-31-2002, 10:41 PM
what about the Welsh ? Liberals ?

Graveflower
01-31-2002, 10:42 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayonaise:

including you?</font>

Where is all this hostility coming from all of a sudden. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

Mayonaise
01-31-2002, 10:42 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
Oh, okay. A Real World Netphoria template should ******* an elite indie person, a hoarder, a troll, a promiscuous broad who lets you know about it, Clint, a token minority, and an Aussie.<font color=black size=1>

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which one are you?

paranoid
01-31-2002, 10:44 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
Oh, okay. A Real World Netphoria template should ******* an elite indie person, a hoarder, a troll, a promiscuous broad who lets you know about it, Clint, a token minority, and an Aussie.<font color=black size=1>

[This message has been edited by Mayfuck (edited 01-31-2002).]</font>

ha! bingo.

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Mayfuck
01-31-2002, 10:50 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Slunky:
what about the Welsh ? Liberals ? </font>

Everyone is a liberal. How about a conservative? And we can subsitute Aussie for Welsh or Brit, it doesn't matter.

Graveflower
01-31-2002, 10:52 PM
We need a welsh in there, just for the violent Manic Street Preacher arguments.

bittertrance
01-31-2002, 11:08 PM
what a fun show to watch...7 people on the computer 20 hours a day

melancholia
01-31-2002, 11:11 PM
i'll be the one who gets along with half the house, and hates the other half...

Ghetto_Squirrel
01-31-2002, 11:12 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by bittertrance:
what a fun show to watch...7 people on the computer 20 hours a day</font>

Not if there was only one computer in the apartment. Those little squabbles on the "Best fights of the Real World" videos would be nothing compared to the perpetual row that would take place over rights to the iMac.

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Slunky
01-31-2002, 11:12 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by bittertrance:
what a fun show to watch...7 people on the computer 20 hours a day</font>

but the hillarity will spill over when someone unleashes a *rooflicious* post.
goatse. and the like. Or the feelings of unity when the gang trap a o-boarder or that guys with the diaper (sp) fetish.

bittertrance
01-31-2002, 11:16 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Slunky:
but the hillarity will spill over when someone unleashes a *rooflicious* post.
goatse. and the like. Or the feelings of unity when the gang trap a o-boarder or that guys with the diaper (sp) fetish. </font>

hahaha or if someone talks about the strokes in the kitchen and the other houseguests all yell "WRONG ROOM BITCH!!!"

Mayonaise
01-31-2002, 11:19 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by bittertrance:
hahaha or if someone talks about the strokes in the kitchen and the other houseguests all yell "WRONG ROOM BITCH!!!"</font>

hehe

Slunky
01-31-2002, 11:23 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by bittertrance:
hahaha or if someone talks about the strokes in the kitchen and the other houseguests all yell "WRONG ROOM BITCH!!!"</font>

hmmm designated rooms for certain topics.

And some people would lose all credability in certain rooms, but have it back in others.

Ghetto_Squirrel
01-31-2002, 11:24 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by bittertrance:
hahaha or if someone talks about the strokes in the kitchen and the other houseguests all yell "WRONG ROOM BITCH!!!"</font>

And they get into heated debates about which unknown 80s indie band was more influential to 90s indie bands that the MTV crowd has never heard of.

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SPFreak37
01-31-2002, 11:29 PM
since this is netphoria real world.. i want to start a new trend...

i want to be the one that's more than a size 3... yes the first heafty real worlder!!!

sharon from the london cast was a little chunky.. but hardly the quality ass i can offer...!!!

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Ghetto_Squirrel
01-31-2002, 11:31 PM
Oh, and don't forget about the cultural impact. Why, you'd be dragging words like "leet" and "rox0rz" to the mainstream.

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Ghetto_Squirrel
01-31-2002, 11:37 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by SPFreak37:
since this is netphoria real world.. i want to start a new trend...

i want to be the one that's more than a size 3... yes the first heafty real worlder!!!

sharon from the london cast was a little chunky.. but hardly the quality ass i can offer...!!!

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Hefty? Nah, we need a morbidly obese Netphorian Real Worlder. Someone who spends all their time on Netphoria not because they prefer internet friends to real people, but because they're too heavy to get out of the chair in front of their computer.

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Mayonaise
01-31-2002, 11:42 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel:
Hefty? Nah, we need a morbidly obese Netphorian Real Worlder. Someone who spends all their time on Netphoria not because they prefer internet friends to real people, but because they're too heavy to get out of the chair in front of their computer.

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eeewww gross. I don't want to play anymore.

pale_princess
01-31-2002, 11:56 PM
this has been done before. it was called chicago2000.

BeautifulLoser
02-01-2002, 12:46 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
Oh, okay. A Real World Netphoria template should ******* an elite indie person, a hoarder, a troll, a promiscuous broad who lets you know about it, Clint, a token minority, and an Aussie.<font color=black size=1>

[This message has been edited by Mayfuck (edited 01-31-2002).]</font>

ROFL

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BeautifulLoser
02-01-2002, 12:48 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
Everyone is a liberal. How about a conservative? And we can subsitute Aussie for Welsh or Brit, it doesn't matter.

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I'm conservative, compared to a majority of this board.

bonsor
02-01-2002, 12:52 AM
I'll be the quiet one.

Oh wait, there's never a quiet one.

The Patient
02-01-2002, 03:04 AM
i'll be the one who goes on to host another MTV show... like Sit and Relax with Patience with the Patient.

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EIvis The Dead Years
02-01-2002, 03:10 AM
This cast would also need someone who could come in and die during the show. I could fill that role for you.

Fathoms (unadored)
02-01-2002, 03:12 AM
mmmrang!

*sad expression*

levatation, elation, divine

MayonaiseOfTheGraySkies
02-01-2002, 03:42 AM
i'm hispanic, but look asian. that's two minorities right there.

Mr. Rhinoceros
02-01-2002, 06:35 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Nate the Grate:
I wanna be the normal, white, straight guy that is nice to everyone and that all the girls bond with.</font>

<font color=#007AAA>Because mass appeal is #1.


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I Ate My Hamster
02-01-2002, 06:40 AM
I'm the guy who gets caught masturbating into the fish bowl.

meow
02-01-2002, 11:50 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by bittertrance:
what a fun show to watch...7 people on the computer 20 hours a day</font>

ahh yes, but they fight and fuck!

Nate the Grate
02-01-2002, 01:05 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by paranoid:
can anyone name two netphorian jocks?

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I play high school hockey and baseball. (trying not to sound too conceited right now) and I'm pretty good at both.

Tony Clifton
02-02-2002, 09:06 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Nate the Grate:
I play high school hockey and baseball. (trying not to sound too conceited right now) and I'm pretty good at both.</font>

I bet you're the guy everyone else laughs at. Loser.

PkPhuoko
02-02-2002, 10:29 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by pale_princess:
this has been done before. it was called chicago2000.</font>


it was done before that... it was called the arising tour

NegaBenji
02-02-2002, 01:23 PM
Someone has to be seen sneaking around in the computer room at night, then they have a house meeting about this person. Finally they break down and it's revealed they have a goatse addiction

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