?

*smacks linda's breast*

*smacks linda's breast*damn, I forgot this option.

oh there's a poll. dang, i posted before it was submitted. i thought we were all going to role play

*smacks linda's breast*

can i change my vote?

can i change my vote?I think we all want to do that (change the vote, that is ;)).

*waits for giant pic of strawboobs to go flying across screen*

strawboobs

who came up with that? i should have just called her a whore

i would listen to my heart... trust my gut... and follow my destiny... though i know not where it shall lead me...

option 2 is futile.

option 1 is the best I could've hoped for.

Join Cirque de Soliel

Prank call Yelena:

RING...RING....RING...

Yelena: Hello?

Billy: Ummm... yes, hello. This is Ryan Seacrest from E! Channel. I was hoping to speak to Helena. Is she available?

Yelena: Yes, this is her.

Billy: Oh okay, awesome. Well, let me just start by saying that I'm a huge fan. I always thought you were the greatest supermodel of all-time and I guarantee every adolescent male in America spanked off to you in that Chris Isaak video...

Yelena: (interrupting) I'm sorry... I think you meant to call HELENA Christiansen. I'm YELENA Yemchuk.

Billy: Yelena Yemchuk? Who the fuck is... Oh. Oh, right. Okay. Shit, sorry. Yeah, we were going through the "Billy Corgan fucked ___" list and I guess we got your names mixed up. We were trying to track down the interesting ones. Sorry to bother you. Later.

Click.

This should be one of those multi-option polls. If I were Billy in 2005, I would call James, and put out Zeitgeist, and continue making solo records.

would you put the phone call with james on the solo record?

8th option, adore > siamese dream

I personally would have made a sincere attempt to heal the relationship with James.

Even if I didn't want him to be in the band, I'd call James. Any time someone is in your life for that long, you have to recognize that they've affected your life, for better or worse.

Then I'd call D'arcy, and ask for my stuff back. I'm assuming she probably stole some stuff before she was fired/quit. If nothing else, I'd want the Tonight Tonight set back.

i was listening to United States today and you the part of the song where billy plays with the volume control on his guitar.

james is desperately missing from that part of the album.

james is desperately missing from that part of the album.
He was also missing from Gish & Siamese Dream. IF ONLY EH GUYS AMIRITE?

You halfwit.

I personally would have made a sincere attempt to heal the relationship with James.

yea...and if that didn't work, i'd Zeitgeist it up.

Change option two to: Fly out to New York and have lunch with James...specifically "Jamaican Jerk Chicken Salad"

Even if I didn't want him to be in the band, I'd call James. Any time someone is in your life for that long, you have to recognize that they've affected your life, for better or worse.

Then I'd call D'arcy, and ask for my stuff back. I'm assuming she probably stole some stuff before she was fired/quit. If nothing else, I'd want the Tonight Tonight set back.

lol. she probably did. I wonder what she thinks of the picture of her bass in the Zeitgeist booklet.

He was also missing from Gish & Siamese Dream. IF ONLY EH GUYS AMIRITE?

You halfwit.
did i even say anything about gish or siamese dream?

you appear to be the halfwit here, Mr. Halfwit McHalfwitstein.

lol. she probably did. I wonder what she thinks of the picture of her bass in the Zeitgeist booklet.

She stopped playing it after 95 anyway, so I don't really think she cared much for it.

She stopped playing it after 95 anyway, so I don't really think she cared much for it.

I mean, I guess she didn't want to join the pumpkins again, but even still she could interpret the picture badly. Although, she likely doesn't even care. She is so out of the public's eye these days.

What do you think she thought when she saw the picture? Though, this does imply that she bought/saw the album at sometime.

I wouldn't call James because James shit in my salad the last time around.

in hindsight i would have preferred him to pick up his acoustic guitars, write some stuff as good as "zeitgeist" (the song) and released one of the better albums of his career

and then leak the chicago songs

and then write an opera

he should have joined Queen instead of Paul Rodgers

and then write an opera
I would also like to see Mr. Corgan do this.

Probably wank off a cat

or Courtney Love..

where is the option to release Chicago songs? It would of made the best record he's done since 2000 and no one would complain about the production because it's a live recording.

did i even say anything about gish or siamese dream?

you appear to be the halfwit here, Mr. Halfwit McHalfwitstein.
What's next outta your drooling mouth? "Settle Down is DESPERATELY missing Stevie Ray Vaughan and Keith Richards and lotsa other irrelevant artists I can try and blame Billy for not recording with. I eat poop."