View Full Version : If Billy opened a guitar shop ...


Buggle
06-26-2002, 09:44 AM
... and you bought a guitar in his guitar shop and it was Billy who served you and you took that guitar home and then it didn't work would you take it back?

Eulogy
06-26-2002, 09:45 AM
What.the.fuck.

xMaxim
06-26-2002, 09:45 AM
ROFL

Red Wine Cage
06-26-2002, 01:30 PM
best.post.evar?

Red Wine Cage
06-26-2002, 01:33 PM
to add to that: yes, i would. i'd say "you bald-headed son of a bitch, i want my fucking money back or i'll punch you."

Ensoul
06-26-2002, 02:27 PM
Ya, I wouldn't care who he was... I wouldn't give him $600 for a piece of crap.

Electro
06-26-2002, 05:17 PM
i dont think billy would sell somebody a piece of crap...

TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld
06-26-2002, 05:23 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Electro:
i dont think billy would sell somebody a piece of crap...</font>

Except for Machina.

Houdini
06-26-2002, 05:29 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
Except for Machina.</font>

haha

DeviousJ
06-26-2002, 05:36 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
Except for Machina.</font>

Kapow!

Marquis667
06-26-2002, 05:41 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
Except for Machina.</font>

Kaboom-boom

Castro
06-26-2002, 06:57 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
Except for Machina.</font>

I don't get it...

Rens
06-26-2002, 07:03 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Castro:
I don't get it...

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Are you mentally disabled?

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the very best fan
06-26-2002, 07:24 PM
billy motherfuckin corgan would not sell a guitar that did not fucking work. it would not be a very billy corgan thing to do. next if your stupid enough to buy a guitar before testing to see how it sounds your stupid ass doesnt diserve to get your money back. and theres not even any guitar stores in anartica

Fish
06-26-2002, 07:30 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Rens:
Are you mentally disabled?

</font>

I laughed at this for too long http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

weber33
06-26-2002, 10:09 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
Except for Machina.</font>

Eulogy
06-26-2002, 10:19 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
Except for Machina.</font>

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

xMaxim
06-26-2002, 10:59 PM
$600?!?!?

Of course you're going to get a piece of crap for that much!!!! Unless you're getting a great deal on like a Gibson SG.

Reyngel
06-27-2002, 04:57 AM
Billy gave up on qulaity after he was done with Adore. Machina, Machina 2, GATMOG, Zwan...

Buggle
06-27-2002, 05:30 AM
What if Billy opened a resteraunt and thanked you really nicely fir coming but gave you the wrong food but what he gave you wasn't all that bad but it still wasn't the food you really really wanted?

Red Wine Cage
06-27-2002, 06:22 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Rens:
Are you mentally disabled?

</font>
grunge guy's "are you retarded" 's cousin?

Reyngel
06-27-2002, 09:40 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Buggle:
What if Billy opened a resteraunt and thanked you really nicely fir coming but gave you the wrong food but what he gave you wasn't all that bad but it still wasn't the food you really really wanted?</font>

Then I'd call him over to my table, say "Zwan is fuckin lame," and take the food without paying. I expect only the best service from Bolly.

Buggle
06-27-2002, 09:58 AM
What if Billy opened a sex shop? He could sell unusually shaped vibrators called Billy's Bullets With Butterfly Wings and make videos called The Everlasting Gays and The Impossible Is Possible Tonight. I'll leave you to decide what he could call Mayonaise.

Electro
06-27-2002, 10:35 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Buggle:
What if Billy opened a sex shop? He could sell unusually shaped vibrators called Billy's Bullets With Butterfly Wings and make videos called The Everlasting Gays and The Impossible Is Possible Tonight. I'll leave you to decide what he could call Mayonaise.</font>

what if billy burns a house down, but it was the wrong house he wanted to burn, and he ended up burning your mom's whore house down with you and her in it (kinky...)? would you come back and tell him it wasnt nice and he should remember to ask for directions next time? shut the fuck up. this string was gay and you just like seeing your name on the board.

Buggle
06-27-2002, 10:43 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Electro:
what if billy burns a house down, but it was the wrong house he wanted to burn, and he ended up burning your mom's whore house down with you and her in it (kinky...)? would you come back and tell him it wasnt nice and he should remember to ask for directions next time? shut the fuck up. this string was gay and you just like seeing your name on the board.</font>


tosser who missed the point #1 http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

Castro
06-27-2002, 07:32 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Electro:
what if billy burns a house down, but it was the wrong house he wanted to burn, and he ended up burning your mom's whore house down with you and her in it (kinky...)? would you come back and tell him it wasnt nice and he should remember to ask for directions next time? shut the fuck up. this string was gay and you just like seeing your name on the board.</font>

Are you mentally disabled too?

lily1only
06-28-2002, 12:03 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Marquis667:
Kaboom-boom

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now take that

Red Wine Cage
06-28-2002, 02:06 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by lily1only:
now take that
</font>

aND A lItlLe BiT oF tHIs!!!1111

BeautifulLoser
06-28-2002, 04:43 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Red Wine Cage:
aND A lItlLe BiT oF tHIs!!!1111</font>

'CaUsE i'M a SiStEr!!

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EAT A BAG OF FUCK (http://www.livejournal.com/users/beautifulloser), HOMOLOVER.

Castro
06-28-2002, 04:47 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by BeautifulLoser:
'CaUsE i'M a SiStEr!!

</font>

Ummm...and I'm a MoThErFuCk..?

Buggle
06-28-2002, 06:18 AM
that's kool & the gang http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif

Nidhogg
06-28-2002, 01:28 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Castro:
Ummm...and I'm a MoThErFuCk..?</font>

I AM MADE OF SHAMROCKS

B0lly
06-29-2002, 11:16 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
Except for Machina.</font>

How dare you question I, the one and only B0lly! You have angered the Pumpkin God! And you consider yourself elite! hah!!! ::lays down and eats grapes fed to him by the O-boarders::

BeautifulLoser
06-30-2002, 07:38 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by B0lly:
elite! </font>



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Originally posted by Irrelevant:
EAT A BAG OF FUCK (http://www.livejournal.com/users/beautifulloser), HOMOLOVER.

http://216.40.201.38/contrib/ruinkai/screama.gif

DeviousJ
06-30-2002, 05:24 PM
Sorry, this topic had 33 replies, and therefore we were in danger of being sued for copyright infringement - I have taken the measure of posting in this thread, thus defusing any potential legal threat posed by the estate of Mr Corgan. Your gratitude is welcome.

zekix
06-30-2002, 05:46 PM
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