.. when someone asks you "have you ever had sex with a prostitute?" if you slept with a girl who was in fact a prostitute, but you slept with her on her free, personal time and not as a client?

yes it counts.

I think that gives you licence to choose yay or nay depending on who is asking.

what if she kind of gave up prostituting when you did her, and she was just a stripper then?

yikes

when did you find out she was a prostitute?

I think that gives you licence to choose yay or nay depending on who is asking.
oh, ok.

nay.

yes, but its refered to as 'pimping' if you don't pay.

what if she kind of gave up prostituting when you did her, and she was just a stripper then?
you mean, like when i was boinking her she decided then she would quit the whore business?

yes, but its refered to as 'pimping' if you don't pay.
no, if you were pimping she would give you money.

does it count as having sex with a prostitute.. if someone asks you "have you ever had sex with a prostitute?"
you just blew my mind

That's like asking if it counts as having sex with a lawyer if the person in question wasn't currently on a case. They're still a lawyer! Though I do agree with GlasgowKiss's license to choose yay or nay.

That's like asking if it counts as having sex with a lawyer if the person in question wasn't currently on a case. They're still a lawyer! Though I do agree with GlasgowKiss's license to choose yay or nay.
what if they quit being a lawyer and are a sandwich maker? you're having sex with a sandwich maker then, right? a former lawyer, but if someone asks you "have you ever had sex with a lawyer" you can say no because not only was he not a lawyer, you wouldn't want to admit it anyway because lawyers are terrible in bed

you should ask kristin this seems like a thread she'd make

im sure you'd guys would have an on topic intellectual conversation about it

you should ask kristin this seems like a thread she'd make

im sure you'd guys would have an on topic intellectual conversation about it
you don't ask someone who's always passing it out for free about prostitutes, because they get all high and mighty thinking they're better than the prostitutes when in reality, they're exactly the same because they're looking for something in exchange. except the prostitute at least is up front and recognizes the contract

what if they quit being a lawyer and are a sandwich maker? you're having sex with a sandwich maker then, right? a former lawyer, but if someone asks you "have you ever had sex with a lawyer" you can say no because not only was he not a lawyer, you wouldn't want to admit it anyway because lawyers are terrible in bed
Ooh. Good point. I was under the impression that your, uhm, lawyer, stopped being a lawyer after you pummeled her cooch.

i had sex with a girl who used to be a prostitute.

but not really... that's just what you would say.

Did you rock her lobster?

i had sex with a girl who used to be a prostitute.
NOBODY IS ASKING THAT QUESTION

NOBODY IS ASKING THAT QUESTION
WHY ARE YOU IN CAPS?

Did you rock her lobster?
I didn't have sex with a prostitute.

oh my.

so this thread is about rocklobster's night with a hooker right

I'm pretty sure it just means you've had sex with a skank either way.

Are you talking to Rocklobster or Nimrod. I guess it works for both really.

figures nimrod just had his first sexual encounter...with a prostitute

way to go bud

so this thread is about rocklobster's night with a hooker right
every night is hooker night

Are you talking to Rocklobster or Nimrod. I guess it works for both really.
i only have sex with virgin prostitutes

It only works for Nimrod then.

Can I post/av my own post/av?

The only one desperate enough for that has been Bardy, for what its worth.

one of my exes dumped me for an escort! hah!

one of my exes dumped me for an escort! hah!
Why? Do you have a big butt or something?

The only one desperate enough for that has been Bardy, for what its worth.


I have never done that, go find something else to critique instead of adding anything of value

you should ask kristin this seems like a thread she'd make

im sure you'd guys would have an on topic intellectual conversation about it
:rofl: here you go bringing me into threads again.

and there he goes acting like he knows about my sex life

The only one desperate enough for that has been Bardy, for what its worth.

and this is just not true.

oh it wasnt to talk about you, it was just to point out how silly the thread was

oh it wasnt to talk about you, it was just to point out how silly the thread was
right right

right right
GAH WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME AROUND FROM THREAD TO THREAD

there are some obvious jokes that she could have made in this thread but hasn't, nimmy

GAH WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME AROUND FROM THREAD TO THREAD

i haven't.

go find something else to critique instead of adding anything of value
And here I was about to ask everyone what they had for lunch and review the Hostess snack I had this morning.



and this is just not true.
She wasnt the only one?

i haven't.

Maybe its me Nimrod, I seem to be doing that lately.

And here I was about to ask everyone what they had for lunch and review the Hostess snack I had this morning.


She wasnt the only one?
i saw ravenguy do it i'm pretty sure. that freaky guy with braces avatar

kristin whats your going rate

Thats not the Ravenguy I know. You simply misunderstood what he was doing, Im sure.

Thats not the Ravenguy I know. You simply misunderstood what he was doing, Im sure.

yeah sometimes its hard to determine the exact meaning of a 'post/av' response. they're quite obscure and incredibly complex. i can see how it would be easily mistaken.

you can say no because not only was he not a lawyer, you wouldn't want to admit it anyway because lawyers are terrible in bed

only mostly terrible

one of my exes dumped me for an escort! hah!

R|P

still waiting for an answer

To the original question?

what really happened: street girl had sex with nimrod hoping to swipe his wallet after. little did she know he never has more than 3 dollars and some lint on him

left a shopping cart full of bricks on some train tracks. train derailed.

somewhat on topic: last night my family stopped to fuel up the family vehicle ont he way home from our grandma's house at this gas station by these seedy apartments and there was this girl soliciting. she was really attractive in a conventional way

To the original question?
yes

Dating strippers NIGGA IS BALLIN OUTTA CONTROL

CARTMAN DOLLS FOR YOU ALL

i seen the tape, the bitch set him up!

looks like you fucked a whore

congratulations

looks like you fucked a whore

congratulations

i've fucked plenty of whores.

we're talking about prostitutes though.

If you slipped your hands down her pants first you fucked a prostitute, otherwise it was just consensual sex with a woman.

Now we know what kind of trashy tramps nimrod desperately goes after.

i've fucked plenty of whores.

we're talking about prostitutes though.

why did you bring back this thread?

why did you bring back this thread?

it was linked by another thread