ravenguy2000
07-15-2007, 08:55 PM
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View Full Version : if it doesn't go anywhere else, it goes here ravenguy2000 07-15-2007, 08:55 PM http://www.funlinx.to/content/bilder/picdump_14/36.jpg Aeroplane 07-15-2007, 08:56 PM awww ravenguy2000 07-15-2007, 08:56 PM Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. ravenguy2000 07-15-2007, 08:58 PM http://www.email.net/work-well-together.html http://deaper.net/flash/batman.swf culturejammer: you know what pennies are AWESOME for? culturejammer: throwing at cats culturejammer: it only costs a single penny culturejammer: and they'll either chase it, or get hit by it and look pissed off culturejammer: i now use that system to value prices of things culturejammer: for example, a thirty dollar game has to be at least as awesome as three thousand catpennies stumbleupon is like the crack of the internet, i'm going to have to delete this from my toolbar once school starts again Aeroplane 07-15-2007, 08:59 PM Y'know, the red ones were the second newest after the blue. This makes me question the validity of this exercise. Aeroplane 07-15-2007, 09:01 PM http://www.email.net/work-well-together.html this is simpler than IKEA assembly instructions. Travis Meeks 07-15-2007, 09:02 PM Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. I laughed so damn hard at this! awesome!!!!!!!! Kirstan 07-15-2007, 09:18 PM Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. this is an amazing story. SP4Me 07-15-2007, 09:25 PM Someone has way too much time on their hands! LOL! noyen 07-15-2007, 09:25 PM i was hoping to encounter a black hole here. thread does not deliver. Elvis The Fat Years 07-15-2007, 09:26 PM i tried putting my cock in this thread. Aeroplane 07-15-2007, 09:28 PM but no one could see it noyen 07-15-2007, 09:28 PM i saw the brown hole three threads away. Elvis The Fat Years 07-15-2007, 09:32 PM but no one could see it that's because i have 7 cocks. all of them fake. Aeroplane 07-15-2007, 09:33 PM :think: Elvis The Fat Years 07-15-2007, 09:35 PM scratch this. ravenguy2000 07-15-2007, 09:48 PM oh yeah this http://www.ingmar.at/neverendingfall.swf Aeroplane 07-15-2007, 09:57 PM the sadist's heaven ravenguy2000 07-15-2007, 10:01 PM it's weird how i'd seen that before, but had totally forgotten about it and probably would have never seen it again if it hadn't been for happenstance. it makes me wonder what else my mind has lost. what is out there floating in the inky black darkness of the interworlds. Aeroplane 07-15-2007, 10:05 PM happens to me all the time. got so much wasted information in there. :( ohnoitsbonnie 07-15-2007, 10:22 PM Lol hackettstown. Hicksville, USA Fattening Ass 07-15-2007, 10:43 PM butt plugs? ravenguy2000 07-15-2007, 10:45 PM BUTT PLUG! Fattening Ass 07-15-2007, 10:47 PM oh but those go in butts ravenguy2000 07-15-2007, 10:51 PM i can confirm this Fattening Ass 07-15-2007, 10:55 PM do you ever get shit backed up cause yer butt is plugged, and you eventually need to call a butt plumber Aeroplane 07-15-2007, 11:00 PM do you ever get shit backed up cause yer butt is plugged, and you eventually need to call a butt plumber you're just full of butt questions, aren't you? Fattening Ass 07-16-2007, 12:11 AM when aren't I do you daily enema, you know, to flush out that poo |