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I don't remember!

i remember looking for that, but i never found it. scan that shit!

Here or There? Or neither here nor there? TOO DEEP!

haha yeah i still have mine in the sleeve it came in, my mom opened it up before i was able to make it home and was pissed that i had ordered a "porn"

FUCK THAT

my fav was rasputin

Yelena Yemchuk = totally overrated photograph

Yelena Yemchuk = totally overrated photograph
Yeah, I've seen better photographs than her.

not a bad fuck though apparently

Yeah, I've seen better photographs than her.

She's not a photograph.

She's not a photograph.
You seem somewhat retarded. I know she is not a photograph.

Yeah, I've seen better photographs than her.

haha that one was funny...

yeah i'm just as much a newbie on this as the first guy that posted, no clue what the fuck this is...

should i care though? is it even worth my patience?

not worth my time...

not worth my time...

hey smartass, (s?)he was making fun of the clown above him that said she was an overrated photograph...

you changed it jerk

Totally off topic, but I think Yelena was Billy's last serious relationship, and it made him genuinely happy during that time. It's all speculation, but that's the impression i get from various interviews, videos, music, etc. After that he became this sad, bitter, and don't-care-anymore grumpy middle aged man... Now he's just messing around with the likes of Strawberry, and revisiting C. Love for some consolation... At least he still loves making music.

he's definitely not grumpy

he's definitely not grumpy
remove 'grumpy' then. :rolleyes:

I loved those stories.......


Ducky Wucky !
who is ducky wucky everyone wanted to know show? where did she come undone from - her mask fastened to her bed head at such a young age that she'd forgotten the feel of her own fleshy face - (a pretty face she'd been told once) she was now a lucky ducky wucky to receive so much deflection attention. some figured she was australian, but it was just the way the mask made her funny sunny voice sound filtered thru the layers of paper mache! it started innocently enough - strangers w/ wax, then clown w/ stilts peaks of latex novelties meshing with consecrating flesh, to many ducky wucky was a throbbing temple - to be worshipped revered for her tolerance to pain - but what no one understood is that without the eyes for them to see there is no pain really truly. they could hide behind ducky wucky's mask better than lucky ducky wucky could even hope to blve.

Fay + the Ice Cream Story
fay had eaten ice cream only once, and to those that knew her, it was a factoid that addled many a dinner conversation to near frenzy with questions and witty quips - debutantes would turn and beseech fay - "have you never had almond or green tea or even chocolate ice cream?" to which fay would reply, "no" (eyes darting) "only vanilla" - the easy connection to make in this narrative is that fez fay led a wink - wink vanilla life - but this was not true - she was allergic to ice cream-which led to a whole series of events - linked fortuitously like in a good movie that led to fay contemplating her own suicide. not that she'd ever kill herself - she was too beautiful for that, but she took great amusement in practicing - how would they find me? should the note be short/long a yeats poem perhaps - maybe a japanese haiku - no one understands fay -

Louise
she rode in a ghost train all the way to indianola hoping to find love among the lace and steel of the big apple (go figure) she always felt some sort of nascent guilt that only seemed to complicate her battles with emphesema but she had skininess, and she had promised dooley her boyfriend that she would think of him always. but secretly she knew she'd forget him between french cigarettes and paused kisses. the demons eternal - a song drummed in her like a muddy river - her banks inviting but always an inescapable muck. someone once told her she would make a difference and unfortunately she had believed them. so she beat the slick pavement in chinese slippers - humming "scary monsters, super creeps," silently to herself - wondering if she'd get that job calling invalids posing as a cripple herself -insert chuckling irony here -

Rasputin
he'd recently stumbled upon a job at a sino/italian restaurant, his main job being noodle seperation/preperation it was a no job, because he kept waiting to say no to whoever asked him to do anything. he'd seen having dreams (feel plot shift) that he'd seen having an affair with a lesbian princess who was using him as a denial device for both her own impotent husband and her raging lust - it (as the lust was referred to) reared its little voice when she'd fucked the court cook at age 7 -and the fire had burned her ever since - rasputin felt her in his dreams- the stalking of his psyche by a betrayed nation -he felt the call like a radio attenae but nothing in his sino/italian restaurant supported his vain glory dreams of importance. it made him so sad to be trapped in a zabruder loop of time dysfunction - but what could he do?

Totally off topic, but I think Yelena was Billy's last serious relationship, and it made him genuinely happy during that time. It's all speculation, but that's the impression i get from various interviews, videos, music, etc. After that he became this sad, bitter, and don't-care-anymore grumpy middle aged man... Now he's just messing around with the likes of Strawberry, and revisiting C. Love for some consolation... At least he still loves making sex.

fixed.

fixed.
:2thumbsup

T & T:

quit the drugs. people will like you more and your writing won't be the only thing keeping you company at night.

T & T:

quit the drugs. people will like you more and your writing won't be the only thing keeping you company at night.


that makes me want to cry

T & T:

quit the drugs. people will like you more and your writing won't be the only thing keeping you company at night.

wtf are you talking about?

those 'stories' are written by billy and were published in that magazine
that is what this thread is about.....
n00b :)




now if only you could find my original 2000 posts from the 0-board
those were fucked up....

wtf are you talking about?

those 'stories' are written by billy and were published in that magazine
that is what this thread is about.....
n00b :)




now if only you could find my original 2000 posts from the 0-board
those were fucked up....

Ha, OK. Obviously not his best writing if it can be mixed up with a drug-addled message board poster.

You should have said you were quoting him, for clarity.

By the way, what year did this thing come out? And yes, I do remember it coming out. I remember finding it at Borders, but it was wrapped and I couldn't look inside, and decided to pass on it.

Excuse me for being a Noob, but yeah what is this all about?

I'll try this again then....


Billy wrote some short stories featured in this magazine
(see above posts for the 4 stories)

his then girlfriend took photographs that were also in the magazine

apparently billy treated her like shit. (source:Sharon Osbourne)

apparently billy treated her like shit. (source:Sharon Osbourne)


didn't she say that he treated the other bandmantes like crap and that it was a shame because she thought that when it came down to it he really was a nice guy. I don't remember reading anything about her saying that he treated her like shit.

I doubt that Sharon Osbourne is a good source.

Of protein, perhaps.

That's pretty bad if Sharon Obsourne says you treat your girlfriend like shit. Hell, Ozzy tried to strangle her one time.

Oh man. I remember when that came out, and I was so upset that I couldn't find a copy. I've never gotten to look inside of one, but for anyone who's curious they do have a website where you can scan through back issues:

http://www.t-here.com/

Yelena's photography was great. I really enjoyed the style she did Adore in.

It always seemed so sad and lonely, but it had heart.

I looked EVERYWHERE for that thing when it came out! And it's crazy that someone posted this, because I just thought about it the other day. I wonder if it could be ordered from the website...

Totally off topic, but I think Yelena was Billy's last serious relationship, and it made him genuinely happy during that time. It's all speculation, but that's the impression i get from various interviews, videos, music, etc. After that he became this sad, bitter, and don't-care-anymore grumpy middle aged man... Now he's just messing around with the likes of Strawberry, and revisiting C. Love for some consolation... At least he still loves making music.

Maybe he's only great when he's miserable...