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Boycott Graceland 06-18-2007, 09:08 PM http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com
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duovamp 06-18-2007, 09:11 PM Yeah, Benson.
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kristin xp 06-18-2007, 09:35 PM :rofl: i like these
Boycott Graceland 06-18-2007, 09:40 PM <img src=http://passiveaggressivenotes.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/toalltennant.jpg>
murgle 06-18-2007, 09:42 PM i wrote a wonderfully passive aggressive note today. to my boss. it was glorious.
Boycott Graceland 06-18-2007, 09:43 PM what did it say?
murgle 06-18-2007, 10:00 PM I don't recall word for word, but it was something to this effect:
Attn: All partners.
Can anyone take my shift on Sunday, 7-1? Or switch with me? I will be out of town that weekend. I'd asked off for that weekend, a month ago, but for some reason, am still scheduled to work it. I'd really hate to loose those 8 hours on Sunday completely (because it's not my fault I can't work it), so I'd prefer to switch shifts, rather than giving it away.
Again, I will be <u>OUT OF TOWN</u> and <u>UNABLE TO WORK</u> on Sunday, 7-1. I'm not scheduled to work on Tuesday, so maybe we can switch my Sunday for your Tuesday?
Also, would someone like to switch with me on Friday? I'd asked off that day, too, for travel, and can still swing the trip, getting out of work at 5pm, but it'd be nice not to fight traffic. Anyone that works earlier in the day want to switch?
Thanks!
-The person that's been working 6 days/week for the past 5 weeks. (Kate)
murgle 06-18-2007, 10:01 PM I fucking hate my manager and she and I are going to have us a little come to jesus meeting in the morning.
hereisnowhy 06-18-2007, 11:37 PM Is it just me or are apartment managers in contention for the worst spelling and grammar in all of society?
hereisnowhy 06-18-2007, 11:38 PM Outside of New Zealand and Australia that is.
ohnoitsbonnie 06-18-2007, 11:47 PM The PSes in the first one ruined it
Trotskilicious 06-19-2007, 12:27 AM i wish i took a picture of the empty krispy kreme box that my old roommate pinned to the wall with a kitchen knife that said "I ONLY ATE ONE." and then he signed his name.
duovamp 06-19-2007, 12:30 AM i wish i took a picture of the empty krispy kreme box that my old roommate pinned to the wall with a kitchen knife that said "I ONLY ATE ONE." and then he signed his name.
I clear out a box of those fuckers in eight minutes. What a puss. You should've shit on his pillow that night.
Trotskilicious 06-19-2007, 12:33 AM yeah i didn't eat any of them because they were his but there were ravenous mooches living in that house for some reason
duovamp 06-19-2007, 12:36 AM That stuff does piss me off. I mean, there are boundaries for letting people eat my stuff. One can of pop from a 24 can cube, that's no issue; but it sucks when you buy a box of cereal and you've only had one bowl and it's empty the next time you go to it that week...
Trotskilicious 06-19-2007, 12:37 AM i once bought a pack of corn dogs and i ate two and about three days later they were all gone but one
i mean why leave me the one, do they think they're being considerate?
duovamp 06-19-2007, 12:38 AM You should've shit in their shoes.
Trotskilicious 06-19-2007, 12:39 AM then my current roommate will eat a six dollar package of ham and a six dollar block of cheese in a fucking week
but i'm too old for passive agressive notes, i just get in his face about it.
"I like cheese and ham, what?"
"IT COSTS ME MONEY THAT'S WHAT. YOU DON'T NEED TO EAT SIX TIMES A DAY."
"But that's what I do!"
"STOP."
fluxequalsrad 06-19-2007, 12:42 AM now here's a thread!
duovamp 06-19-2007, 12:45 AM That's awesome. Best response ever: But that's what I do.
duovamp 06-19-2007, 12:45 AM now here's a thread!
I've got it! Shit in someone's washing machine!
Trotskilicious 06-19-2007, 12:55 AM he's skinny as fuck too and all he does all day is eat pieces of cheese and sandwiches with hashbrowns in them.
i hate his fucking face.
last year, when B was living with me, we taped this to my door since we had company over all the time.
D and B's APARTMENT RULES
01. TRASH BELONGS IN THE TRASH
02. YOU SPILL IT, YOU CLEAN IT (THAT MEANS VOMIT, AS WELL)
03. KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN
04. DON'T EAT OUR FOOD WITHOUT PERMISSION
05. DON'T GO THROUGH OUR STUFF
06. IF YOU SMOKE, OPEN A WINDOW OR TURN ON FAN (QUITTING SMOKING IS ALWAYS AN OPTION)
07. DON'T USE OUR COMPUTER WITHOUT PERMISSION (THAT'S WHERE WE HIDE THE HOME MOVIES)
08. YOU BREAK, YOU BUY
09. OUR BED IS OFF-LIMITS TO EVERYONE (SERIOUSLY)
10. GIFTS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME (CHEAP VODKA OR AN OIL CHANGE ARE FAVORITES)
BONUS RULE: 11. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO OVERLOOK EXISTING RULES AT OUR DISCRETION OR MAKE UP UP RANDOM-ASS ONES ON THE SPOT
COME AGAIN!
Trotskilicious 06-19-2007, 02:20 AM man you're so funny lol
man you're so funny lol
I K, R?
noyen 06-19-2007, 02:23 AM someone do kristin xp's hypothetical list bcause im too fucked up to make a LOL one
undersco_red 06-19-2007, 02:53 AM <img src="http://a738.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/l_a1558a47bb2a1035276126047eff2f01.jpg">
thats not very passive aggressive but every bit as entertaining.
we prank called him the other day.
kristin xp 06-19-2007, 11:55 AM someone do kristin xp's hypothetical list bcause im too fucked up to make a LOL one
i end up getting drunk and telling people to their face after i complain about it
that or a phone call where i can hang up if i get to annoyed.
lately i haven't been having any probs tho
Caine Walker 06-19-2007, 12:06 PM little come to jesus meeting in the morning.
i hate this phrase so fucking much. people who use it and are referring to themselves as the hypothetical jesus need to be punched in the throat. i had a district manager at urban outfitters say it all the time, and i wanted to cram a napoleon dynamite flip book up her ass every time.
yo soy el mejor 06-19-2007, 12:30 PM <img src="http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/imbecile.jpg">
teehee
smurfing 06-19-2007, 01:03 PM i cant imagine a block of cheese big enough that i couldnt or wouldnt eat that much in a week
Trotskilicious 06-19-2007, 08:14 PM probably because you don't realize that cheese is a luxury.
Boycott Graceland 06-19-2007, 08:16 PM <img src="http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/imbecile.jpg">
will san diego for money
i don't get it
murgle 06-19-2007, 08:17 PM i hate this phrase so fucking much. people who use it and are referring to themselves as the hypothetical jesus need to be punched in the throat. i had a district manager at urban outfitters say it all the time, and i wanted to cram a napoleon dynamite flip book up her ass every time.
I've only said it 4 or 5 times in my entire life, and they've all been in the past 6 months- a friend of mine at work says it and shit like that sticks :(
Trotskilicious 06-19-2007, 08:32 PM I'd really hate to loose those 8 hours on Sunday
how do you make this mistake
murgle 06-19-2007, 08:53 PM it's not my mistake. it's my dumbshit manager's. she dumb.
Trotskilicious 06-19-2007, 08:57 PM i was talking about loose/lose which are two different words with different meanings
Trotskilicious 06-19-2007, 08:57 PM don't you major in english, too?
murgle 06-19-2007, 08:59 PM no, I'm a history major. I also can't use my right thumb right now (cut it at work), so my typing is kind of off. Also, that's like one major typo in 4 years of being here.
Trotskilicious 06-19-2007, 09:01 PM yeah it's the thumb, not the dumb.
kristin xp 06-19-2007, 09:08 PM english majors don't really focus on grammar/spelling anyway, that's high school.
murgle 06-19-2007, 09:22 PM like you've never made a typo, dude.
Trotskilicious 06-19-2007, 09:29 PM no a typo is when you mistype something for example typing a c instead of a v or something like that,
i typo is not a spelling error you've made before
Trotskilicious 06-19-2007, 09:31 PM english majors don't really focus on grammar/spelling anyway, that's high school.
uh, maybe not in mississippi but structure is a major component of english degrees here in texas
and if you're an english major that can't tell the difference between loose and lose then you're gonna flunk a lot of classes.
murgle 06-19-2007, 09:33 PM no a typo is when you mistype something for example typing a c instead of a v or something like that,
i typo is not a spelling error you've made before
OH SWEET JESUS I ACCIDENTLY PUT AN EXTRA "O" IN A WORD WITH ONE "O" ALREADY IN IT. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME. NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF ALL TIME.
fuck dude.
Trotskilicious 06-19-2007, 09:33 PM yeah people do it all the time and it drives me nuts
it's really not hard to miss
murgle 06-19-2007, 09:34 PM Not a spelling error. A typo. I am very aware of the fact that "lose" and "loose" are two different words with two different meanings.
murgle 06-19-2007, 09:35 PM No, it drives me crazy too. I'm sorry I wasn't more stringent in my boarding spelling.
Trotskilicious 06-19-2007, 09:35 PM now u no
Trotskilicious 06-19-2007, 09:36 PM an leerning is 1/2 the batle
murgle 06-19-2007, 09:36 PM I have just rediscovered the joy of dipping apple slices into caramel sauce. Oh the joy.
murgle 06-19-2007, 09:36 PM hookd on foniks werked fer u.
Trotskilicious 06-19-2007, 09:37 PM *batel
murgle 06-19-2007, 09:38 PM thank god you corrected that. i was about to get all angry.
undersco_red 06-19-2007, 09:42 PM yeah people do it all the time and it drives me nuts
it's really not hard to miss
quite rediculous isn't it
duovamp 06-19-2007, 10:16 PM People spelling lose as loose is the second most aggravating thing on the planet, where the first is just the fact that there is currently no King of England.
Boycott Graceland 06-19-2007, 10:43 PM how about some more passive aggressive notes here, people
undersco_red 06-19-2007, 10:58 PM how about some more passive aggressive notes here, people
that thread is over.
this is now the anal retentive spelling correction thread.
smashingpumpkin 06-19-2007, 11:02 PM no.
in my old college res washroom, people kept on smoking up and smokin cigs late at night. so the dons finally put up a few papers saying do not smoke etc. so one night im piss drunk , arrive in my dorm and bored out of my mind, so i go to smoke a cig in the washroom (canadian winters suck) and i see these papers, so on everyone of em i burn all the edges and make them all look "rustic" hahaha. i think they were really pissed.
yo soy el mejor 06-19-2007, 11:07 PM when i went out to eat for my birthday last i got up to use the restroom. in the first stall there was piss and turd in the water so i said GROSS and went for the other stall. a woman came out with a cigarette in her hand. she said she was on her smoke break :/ she came out and let me enter. i saw an ashtray and a monster energy drink just sitting on the baby changing table. i bet she was having a good time.
smashingpumpkin 06-19-2007, 11:33 PM http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/favor.jpg
Trotskilicious 06-20-2007, 01:32 AM quite rediculous isn't it
you taught me to spell that correctly four years ago at least so you can drop it.
Over here english in high school is just film study and literary related analysis. I hate it, I'd gladly swap it for a grammar and sentence structure class.
Linguistics is the best, that's why I like Latin.
kristin xp 06-20-2007, 01:54 AM Over here english in high school is just film study and literary related analysis. I hate it, I'd gladly swap it for a grammar and sentence structure class.
that's what it is here. mainly what i studied was comparing and contrasting themes/motifs in literature as well as some structural analysis and critiques. of course they counted off for really big grammar mistakes, but nothing like more than a point. i liked post-modern and faulkner the best. greek and roman classics would be a close second with faulkner.
hell microsoft works/word auto corrects most of the grammar and spelling mistakes in the first place. i think a major based on grammar and/or spelling would be a detriment to the participant! so elementary! they have secretaries for that :smoke:
history for me was really hard because all the professors at my college were fucking assholes! no study guides no 'hey these chapters are on the test' no reviews NOTHING. it was like 'ok read everything we've read over again and memorize your notes" there was a total of about 89 popes in this one class and they changed their names and sometimes had the same name ex: Innocent Urban Benedict guhldjkj
murgle 06-20-2007, 02:10 AM None of my history profs are like that.
I love History, but I'd still switch majors, if I didn't want to be in school for another 400 years. God damnit.
Trotskilicious 06-20-2007, 02:14 AM i had a prof that didn't give out study guides and i made as because i read the text and went to lectures
you should try it
murgle 06-20-2007, 02:28 AM yeah, go figure.
kristin xp 06-20-2007, 02:31 AM i had a prof that didn't give out study guides and i made as because i read the text and went to lectures
you should try it
i showed you what he wrote for that paper he didn't help with either dude and you agreeeeed with me!
i did read the text and go to class, but on an entire 60+ pages of notes and about 600+ pages in just ONE book to read out of the other four which were just annoying, i couldn't really do all that for JUST a mid term and one final exam with a paper as a crutch. didn't help that i really can't get engaged in history to begin with
duovamp 06-20-2007, 03:53 AM Dear England,
Get a king, assholes.
lovingly,
duo
Trotskilicious 06-20-2007, 04:19 AM Dear England
kill the royal family
*huggles*
Trotskilicious
kristin xp 06-20-2007, 04:22 AM lol@huggles
undersco_red 06-20-2007, 04:23 AM you taught me to spell that correctly four years ago at least so you can drop it.
i probably sat there with my hands on the keyboard at the reply box trying to think of what word it was you chronically misspelled. and then another minutes figuring out how you spelled it.
that and 'censor'.
Trotskilicious 06-20-2007, 04:26 AM you mean xenxor?
undersco_red 06-20-2007, 04:42 AM sensor, right.
jesus christ dont tell anyone but doomsday clock melts my face.
Trotskilicious 06-20-2007, 05:08 AM i would like a download but i'm lazy
i think i would rather hear the album in full now anyway.
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