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Boycott Graceland
06-18-2007, 09:08 PM
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com

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duovamp
06-18-2007, 09:11 PM
Yeah, Benson.

Geek USA
06-18-2007, 09:11 PM
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Boycott Graceland
06-18-2007, 09:25 PM
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kristin xp
06-18-2007, 09:35 PM
:rofl: i like these

Boycott Graceland
06-18-2007, 09:40 PM
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murgle
06-18-2007, 09:42 PM
i wrote a wonderfully passive aggressive note today. to my boss. it was glorious.

Boycott Graceland
06-18-2007, 09:43 PM
what did it say?

murgle
06-18-2007, 10:00 PM
I don't recall word for word, but it was something to this effect:

Attn: All partners.

Can anyone take my shift on Sunday, 7-1? Or switch with me? I will be out of town that weekend. I'd asked off for that weekend, a month ago, but for some reason, am still scheduled to work it. I'd really hate to loose those 8 hours on Sunday completely (because it's not my fault I can't work it), so I'd prefer to switch shifts, rather than giving it away.

Again, I will be <u>OUT OF TOWN</u> and <u>UNABLE TO WORK</u> on Sunday, 7-1. I'm not scheduled to work on Tuesday, so maybe we can switch my Sunday for your Tuesday?

Also, would someone like to switch with me on Friday? I'd asked off that day, too, for travel, and can still swing the trip, getting out of work at 5pm, but it'd be nice not to fight traffic. Anyone that works earlier in the day want to switch?

Thanks!
-The person that's been working 6 days/week for the past 5 weeks. (Kate)

murgle
06-18-2007, 10:01 PM
I fucking hate my manager and she and I are going to have us a little come to jesus meeting in the morning.

hereisnowhy
06-18-2007, 11:37 PM
Is it just me or are apartment managers in contention for the worst spelling and grammar in all of society?

hereisnowhy
06-18-2007, 11:38 PM
Outside of New Zealand and Australia that is.

ohnoitsbonnie
06-18-2007, 11:47 PM
The PSes in the first one ruined it

Trotskilicious
06-19-2007, 12:27 AM
i wish i took a picture of the empty krispy kreme box that my old roommate pinned to the wall with a kitchen knife that said "I ONLY ATE ONE." and then he signed his name.

duovamp
06-19-2007, 12:30 AM
i wish i took a picture of the empty krispy kreme box that my old roommate pinned to the wall with a kitchen knife that said "I ONLY ATE ONE." and then he signed his name.

I clear out a box of those fuckers in eight minutes. What a puss. You should've shit on his pillow that night.

Trotskilicious
06-19-2007, 12:33 AM
yeah i didn't eat any of them because they were his but there were ravenous mooches living in that house for some reason

duovamp
06-19-2007, 12:36 AM
That stuff does piss me off. I mean, there are boundaries for letting people eat my stuff. One can of pop from a 24 can cube, that's no issue; but it sucks when you buy a box of cereal and you've only had one bowl and it's empty the next time you go to it that week...

Trotskilicious
06-19-2007, 12:37 AM
i once bought a pack of corn dogs and i ate two and about three days later they were all gone but one

i mean why leave me the one, do they think they're being considerate?

duovamp
06-19-2007, 12:38 AM
You should've shit in their shoes.

Trotskilicious
06-19-2007, 12:39 AM
then my current roommate will eat a six dollar package of ham and a six dollar block of cheese in a fucking week

but i'm too old for passive agressive notes, i just get in his face about it.

"I like cheese and ham, what?"
"IT COSTS ME MONEY THAT'S WHAT. YOU DON'T NEED TO EAT SIX TIMES A DAY."
"But that's what I do!"
"STOP."

fluxequalsrad
06-19-2007, 12:42 AM
now here's a thread!

duovamp
06-19-2007, 12:45 AM
That's awesome. Best response ever: But that's what I do.

duovamp
06-19-2007, 12:45 AM
now here's a thread!

I've got it! Shit in someone's washing machine!

Trotskilicious
06-19-2007, 12:55 AM
he's skinny as fuck too and all he does all day is eat pieces of cheese and sandwiches with hashbrowns in them.

i hate his fucking face.

D.
06-19-2007, 02:17 AM
last year, when B was living with me, we taped this to my door since we had company over all the time.

D and B's APARTMENT RULES

01. TRASH BELONGS IN THE TRASH

02. YOU SPILL IT, YOU CLEAN IT (THAT MEANS VOMIT, AS WELL)

03. KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN

04. DON'T EAT OUR FOOD WITHOUT PERMISSION

05. DON'T GO THROUGH OUR STUFF

06. IF YOU SMOKE, OPEN A WINDOW OR TURN ON FAN (QUITTING SMOKING IS ALWAYS AN OPTION)

07. DON'T USE OUR COMPUTER WITHOUT PERMISSION (THAT'S WHERE WE HIDE THE HOME MOVIES)

08. YOU BREAK, YOU BUY

09. OUR BED IS OFF-LIMITS TO EVERYONE (SERIOUSLY)

10. GIFTS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME (CHEAP VODKA OR AN OIL CHANGE ARE FAVORITES)

BONUS RULE: 11. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO OVERLOOK EXISTING RULES AT OUR DISCRETION OR MAKE UP UP RANDOM-ASS ONES ON THE SPOT

COME AGAIN!

Trotskilicious
06-19-2007, 02:20 AM
man you're so funny lol

D.
06-19-2007, 02:22 AM
man you're so funny lol
I K, R?

noyen
06-19-2007, 02:23 AM
someone do kristin xp's hypothetical list bcause im too fucked up to make a LOL one

undersco_red
06-19-2007, 02:53 AM
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thats not very passive aggressive but every bit as entertaining.

we prank called him the other day.

kristin xp
06-19-2007, 11:55 AM
someone do kristin xp's hypothetical list bcause im too fucked up to make a LOL one

i end up getting drunk and telling people to their face after i complain about it

that or a phone call where i can hang up if i get to annoyed.

lately i haven't been having any probs tho

Caine Walker
06-19-2007, 12:06 PM
little come to jesus meeting in the morning.

i hate this phrase so fucking much. people who use it and are referring to themselves as the hypothetical jesus need to be punched in the throat. i had a district manager at urban outfitters say it all the time, and i wanted to cram a napoleon dynamite flip book up her ass every time.

yo soy el mejor
06-19-2007, 12:30 PM
<img src="http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/imbecile.jpg">

teehee

smurfing
06-19-2007, 01:03 PM
i cant imagine a block of cheese big enough that i couldnt or wouldnt eat that much in a week

Trotskilicious
06-19-2007, 08:14 PM
probably because you don't realize that cheese is a luxury.

Boycott Graceland
06-19-2007, 08:16 PM
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will san diego for money

i don't get it

murgle
06-19-2007, 08:17 PM
i hate this phrase so fucking much. people who use it and are referring to themselves as the hypothetical jesus need to be punched in the throat. i had a district manager at urban outfitters say it all the time, and i wanted to cram a napoleon dynamite flip book up her ass every time.



I've only said it 4 or 5 times in my entire life, and they've all been in the past 6 months- a friend of mine at work says it and shit like that sticks :(

Trotskilicious
06-19-2007, 08:32 PM
I'd really hate to loose those 8 hours on Sunday

how do you make this mistake

murgle
06-19-2007, 08:53 PM
it's not my mistake. it's my dumbshit manager's. she dumb.

Trotskilicious
06-19-2007, 08:57 PM
i was talking about loose/lose which are two different words with different meanings

Trotskilicious
06-19-2007, 08:57 PM
don't you major in english, too?

murgle
06-19-2007, 08:59 PM
no, I'm a history major. I also can't use my right thumb right now (cut it at work), so my typing is kind of off. Also, that's like one major typo in 4 years of being here.

Trotskilicious
06-19-2007, 09:01 PM
yeah it's the thumb, not the dumb.

kristin xp
06-19-2007, 09:08 PM
english majors don't really focus on grammar/spelling anyway, that's high school.

murgle
06-19-2007, 09:22 PM
like you've never made a typo, dude.

Trotskilicious
06-19-2007, 09:29 PM
no a typo is when you mistype something for example typing a c instead of a v or something like that,

i typo is not a spelling error you've made before

Trotskilicious
06-19-2007, 09:31 PM
english majors don't really focus on grammar/spelling anyway, that's high school.

uh, maybe not in mississippi but structure is a major component of english degrees here in texas

and if you're an english major that can't tell the difference between loose and lose then you're gonna flunk a lot of classes.

murgle
06-19-2007, 09:33 PM
no a typo is when you mistype something for example typing a c instead of a v or something like that,

i typo is not a spelling error you've made before



OH SWEET JESUS I ACCIDENTLY PUT AN EXTRA "O" IN A WORD WITH ONE "O" ALREADY IN IT. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME. NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF ALL TIME.
fuck dude.

Trotskilicious
06-19-2007, 09:33 PM
yeah people do it all the time and it drives me nuts

it's really not hard to miss

murgle
06-19-2007, 09:34 PM
Not a spelling error. A typo. I am very aware of the fact that "lose" and "loose" are two different words with two different meanings.

murgle
06-19-2007, 09:35 PM
No, it drives me crazy too. I'm sorry I wasn't more stringent in my boarding spelling.

Trotskilicious
06-19-2007, 09:35 PM
now u no

Trotskilicious
06-19-2007, 09:36 PM
an leerning is 1/2 the batle

murgle
06-19-2007, 09:36 PM
I have just rediscovered the joy of dipping apple slices into caramel sauce. Oh the joy.

murgle
06-19-2007, 09:36 PM
hookd on foniks werked fer u.

Trotskilicious
06-19-2007, 09:37 PM
*batel

murgle
06-19-2007, 09:38 PM
thank god you corrected that. i was about to get all angry.

undersco_red
06-19-2007, 09:42 PM
yeah people do it all the time and it drives me nuts

it's really not hard to miss
quite rediculous isn't it

duovamp
06-19-2007, 10:16 PM
People spelling lose as loose is the second most aggravating thing on the planet, where the first is just the fact that there is currently no King of England.

Boycott Graceland
06-19-2007, 10:43 PM
how about some more passive aggressive notes here, people

undersco_red
06-19-2007, 10:58 PM
how about some more passive aggressive notes here, people
that thread is over.

this is now the anal retentive spelling correction thread.

smashingpumpkin
06-19-2007, 11:02 PM
no.

in my old college res washroom, people kept on smoking up and smokin cigs late at night. so the dons finally put up a few papers saying do not smoke etc. so one night im piss drunk , arrive in my dorm and bored out of my mind, so i go to smoke a cig in the washroom (canadian winters suck) and i see these papers, so on everyone of em i burn all the edges and make them all look "rustic" hahaha. i think they were really pissed.

yo soy el mejor
06-19-2007, 11:07 PM
when i went out to eat for my birthday last i got up to use the restroom. in the first stall there was piss and turd in the water so i said GROSS and went for the other stall. a woman came out with a cigarette in her hand. she said she was on her smoke break :/ she came out and let me enter. i saw an ashtray and a monster energy drink just sitting on the baby changing table. i bet she was having a good time.

smashingpumpkin
06-19-2007, 11:33 PM
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Trotskilicious
06-20-2007, 01:32 AM
quite rediculous isn't it

you taught me to spell that correctly four years ago at least so you can drop it.

Ever
06-20-2007, 01:46 AM
Over here english in high school is just film study and literary related analysis. I hate it, I'd gladly swap it for a grammar and sentence structure class.

Ever
06-20-2007, 01:46 AM
Linguistics is the best, that's why I like Latin.

kristin xp
06-20-2007, 01:54 AM
Over here english in high school is just film study and literary related analysis. I hate it, I'd gladly swap it for a grammar and sentence structure class.

that's what it is here. mainly what i studied was comparing and contrasting themes/motifs in literature as well as some structural analysis and critiques. of course they counted off for really big grammar mistakes, but nothing like more than a point. i liked post-modern and faulkner the best. greek and roman classics would be a close second with faulkner.
hell microsoft works/word auto corrects most of the grammar and spelling mistakes in the first place. i think a major based on grammar and/or spelling would be a detriment to the participant! so elementary! they have secretaries for that :smoke:

history for me was really hard because all the professors at my college were fucking assholes! no study guides no 'hey these chapters are on the test' no reviews NOTHING. it was like 'ok read everything we've read over again and memorize your notes" there was a total of about 89 popes in this one class and they changed their names and sometimes had the same name ex: Innocent Urban Benedict guhldjkj

murgle
06-20-2007, 02:10 AM
None of my history profs are like that.

I love History, but I'd still switch majors, if I didn't want to be in school for another 400 years. God damnit.

Trotskilicious
06-20-2007, 02:14 AM
i had a prof that didn't give out study guides and i made as because i read the text and went to lectures

you should try it

murgle
06-20-2007, 02:28 AM
yeah, go figure.

kristin xp
06-20-2007, 02:31 AM
i had a prof that didn't give out study guides and i made as because i read the text and went to lectures

you should try it

i showed you what he wrote for that paper he didn't help with either dude and you agreeeeed with me!

i did read the text and go to class, but on an entire 60+ pages of notes and about 600+ pages in just ONE book to read out of the other four which were just annoying, i couldn't really do all that for JUST a mid term and one final exam with a paper as a crutch. didn't help that i really can't get engaged in history to begin with

duovamp
06-20-2007, 03:53 AM
Dear England,

Get a king, assholes.

lovingly,
duo

Trotskilicious
06-20-2007, 04:19 AM
Dear England

kill the royal family

*huggles*
Trotskilicious

kristin xp
06-20-2007, 04:22 AM
lol@huggles

undersco_red
06-20-2007, 04:23 AM
you taught me to spell that correctly four years ago at least so you can drop it.
i probably sat there with my hands on the keyboard at the reply box trying to think of what word it was you chronically misspelled. and then another minutes figuring out how you spelled it.

that and 'censor'.

Trotskilicious
06-20-2007, 04:26 AM
you mean xenxor?

undersco_red
06-20-2007, 04:42 AM
sensor, right.

jesus christ dont tell anyone but doomsday clock melts my face.

Trotskilicious
06-20-2007, 05:08 AM
i would like a download but i'm lazy

i think i would rather hear the album in full now anyway.