http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005100513,00.html
STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.

The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex.

She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex.

"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more.

"I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.

"Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around."

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jessica alba just keeps getting better and better

only if she could act at all

im gonna go check out what group x are up to these days

go marky mark - that is a hot couple
you aint kiddin'

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he got so much better with age. >_<

btw, this news is old as dirt. i thought everyone knew this about jessica alba.

i'm glad their website hasn't changed at all

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btw, this news is old as dirt. i thought everyone knew this about jessica alba.
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jessica alba is an ugly dago

netphoria is my source for juicy gossip instead of ridiculous tabloids

btw, this news is old as dirt. i thought everyone knew this about jessica alba.
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Monday, June 18, 2007

Nimrod, that actress in your avatar, why is she such a moron in everything? she even talks like a retard

aha!

"You may wonder why it seems so familiar. The answer is because it was published more than 2 years ago in March of 2005. Flipping through my huge collection of Cosmo magazines — Google, but whatever — confirms it. Of course, Fantastic Four 2 comes out this Friday which has a lot to do with this quote resurfacing. Kudos to the publicist or the studio or the horny dude whacking it to old Cosmo mags."

she has a steady boyfriend now. drrr

nimrod you cant even keep up with a celebrity's up to date personal information?

man what an idiot

If i was jessica alba, i'd fuck everyone.

Nimrod, that actress in your avatar, why is she such a moron in everything? she even talks like a retard
she was great in mr. show

nimrod you cant even keep up with a celebrity's up to date personal information?

man what an idiot
yeah sorry man, i rely to much on tabloids to keep me up to date. from now on i'll take notes and compile my own database of celebrity gossip

terrible thread

aha!

"You may wonder why it seems so familiar. The answer is because it was published more than 2 years ago in March of 2005. Flipping through my huge collection of Cosmo magazines — Google, but whatever — confirms it. Of course, Fantastic Four 2 comes out this Friday which has a lot to do with this quote resurfacing. Kudos to the publicist or the studio or the horny dude whacking it to old Cosmo mags."

she has a steady boyfriend now. drrr

Heh. I like how in that Die Hard thread he was calling Eff clueless for posting about LFoDH getting a PG-13 rating.

Yeah he did. Also this is old news. Also Effloresce is pretty clueless.

Heh. I like how in that Die Hard thread he was calling Eff clueless for posting about LFoDH getting a PG-13 rating.
One is news about an upcoming movie (which is actual news) the other is a quote relating to a celebrity's dating habits (which is not news).

it sure was news to you
:rofl:

I posted a link from a magazine article that was printed today. If you guys wanna think that makes me the idiot, then by all means, continue on your estrogenfest.

i thought you knew she had a bf cash warren, and was wondering why this was news at all.

i thought you knew she had a bf cash warren, and was wondering why this was news at all.
why would you think i knew that? i've never even heard of "cash warren"

whatever his name is. if you're thinking about a celebrity wouldn't you want to read stuff about them? i mean i'm pretty sure if you had an infatuation with a celebrity you'd pick up a magazine or something with them on it. Maxim has obviously had her in there for quite a while, and i'm almost positive they'd mention she had a bf for like a year or two now

well considering i haven't been "thinking" about her and i don't get Maxim, probably not. I stumbled across the link by accident and thought it was funny

SORRY I AM NOT THE CELEBRITY NEWS GURU EVERYONE

nimrod, i thought this thread was great

maybe if i were an unemployed recent graduate i would have more time to keep up on my celeb gossip

One is news about an upcoming movie (which is actual news) the other is a quote relating to a celebrity's dating habits (which is not news).
I don't get it. That still doesn't change the fact that it's fucking old.

this thread made me think about jessica alba's vagina a lot and for that i give it top regards

someone please PM me her number.

Thanks,
Dave

Jessica Alba, a slut? You don't say!!!

Jessica Alba, a slut? You don't say!!!

The term Madonna-whore complex refers to a psychological complex in Freudian psychoanalysis that is said to develop in the human male. The term is also used popularly, often with subtly different meanings.

According to Freudian psychology, this complex often develops when the sufferer is raised by a cold and distant mother. Such a man will often court women with qualities of his mother, hoping to fulfill a need for intimacy unmet in childhood. Often, the wife begins to be seen as mother to the husband — a Madonna figure — and thus not a possible object of sexual attraction. For this reason, in the mind of the sufferer love and sex cannot be mixed, and the man is reluctant to have sexual relations with his wife, for that, he thinks unconsciously, would be as incest. He will reserve sexuality for "bad" or "dirty" women, and will not develop "normal" feelings of love in these sexual relationships.

Popularly, the term is used to describe an unsatisfiable desire by a man to have his wife or other female partner exhibit both of these mutually exclusive traits. This introduces a dilemma where men may feel unable to love any women that can satisfy them sexually and are unable to be sexually satisfied by any women that they can love. Alternatively, the term is to describe or attempt to justify the behavior of men who pursue multiple women as a way of fulfilling each of these needs.

The term Madonna-whore complex refers to a psychological complex in Freudian psychoanalysis that is said to develop in the human male. The term is also used popularly, often with subtly different meanings.

According to Freudian psychology, this complex often develops when the sufferer is raised by a cold and distant mother. Such a man will often court women with qualities of his mother, hoping to fulfill a need for intimacy unmet in childhood. Often, the wife begins to be seen as mother to the husband — a Madonna figure — and thus not a possible object of sexual attraction. For this reason, in the mind of the sufferer love and sex cannot be mixed, and the man is reluctant to have sexual relations with his wife, for that, he thinks unconsciously, would be as incest. He will reserve sexuality for "bad" or "dirty" women, and will not develop "normal" feelings of love in these sexual relationships.

or maybe the bitch got fat

you're fat

fuck you for getting this song stuck in my head now

I don't get it. That still doesn't change the fact that you're fucking old.

fxd

you're fat
I can lose weight. Good luck growing another kidney.

hey nimrod do you have something against people with only one functioning kidney.

firefox doesn't recognize nimrod as a word. it's totally a word!

I can lose weight. Good luck growing another kidney.
:rofl: i knew you'd try and use that against me somehow as if it's some kind of negative quality.
if anything i feel so much better!

the difference is, you won't lose the weight but you'll keep talking about fat being something negative on a female, while you have nothing really to show in that area to begin with.

hey nimrod do you have something against people with only one functioning kidney.

firefox doesn't recognize nimrod as a word. it's totally a word!
No, I was just pointing out that someone with a life-long physical deficiency probably shouldn't be so worried about others' malleable ones.

:rofl: i knew you'd try and use that against me somehow as if it's some kind of negative quality.
if anything i feel so much better!

the difference is, you won't lose the weight but you'll keep talking about fat being something negative on a female, while you have nothing really to show in that area to begin with.
How fucking stupid are you? It was a joke against a metaphorical person who doesn't even exist

its not a deficiency

oh wait i forgot a bunch of these, right

:rofl: :rofl:

its not a deficiency
Remember that when you have to get hooked up to one of these on a daily basis
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I can lose weight. Good luck growing another kidney.

you can lose weight as much as trotskillicious can get pussy--it's possible, but it ain't happening

i don't have to get hooked up to anything. i don't have any kidney disease at all

not yet

nimrod what the fuck are you talking about.

living with one kidney is easy and fun.

if i had to get my kidney out i would probably dry it out and make a beret out of it

The term Madonna-whore complex refers to a psychological complex in Freudian psychoanalysis that is said to develop in the human male. The term is also used popularly, often with subtly different meanings.

According to Freudian psychology, this complex often develops when the sufferer is raised by a cold and distant mother. Such a man will often court women with qualities of his mother, hoping to fulfill a need for intimacy unmet in childhood. Often, the wife begins to be seen as mother to the husband — a Madonna figure — and thus not a possible object of sexual attraction. For this reason, in the mind of the sufferer love and sex cannot be mixed, and the man is reluctant to have sexual relations with his wife, for that, he thinks unconsciously, would be as incest. He will reserve sexuality for "bad" or "dirty" women, and will not develop "normal" feelings of love in these sexual relationships.

Popularly, the term is used to describe an unsatisfiable desire by a man to have his wife or other female partner exhibit both of these mutually exclusive traits. This introduces a dilemma where men may feel unable to love any women that can satisfy them sexually and are unable to be sexually satisfied by any women that they can love. Alternatively, the term is to describe or attempt to justify the behavior of men who pursue multiple women as a way of fulfilling each of these needs.
the fuck are you talking about

you're all morons

Early life Alba was, uh, born in Pomona, hatred, karma, uh, devilism, necromacy, California, downloaded into your neurotronic syntaxes, to, you know, Mark Alba, who is, so to speak, Mexican American (though both of Jessica Alba's paternal grandparents were born in California),[1] uh, and Catherine Jensen, a, uhhhh, blue-white light, who uh, has, uhhh, French uh, and Danish ancestry; the, uhhh, two married while in their teenage years.[2][3][4] Her maternal grandfather was, uh, a, uhhhh, Marine noncom for thirty years, the, uhhh, Insectillians, serving in the Pacific during WWII, uh, very complicated scientific equations, and later as a**t, you see.. Through a visual strobe-light, like burst, Drum Major for the United States Marine Band, you see what I mean.. Now, look, Alba was raised in an Air Force family, hatred, karma, uh, devilism, necromacy, along with her brother, the Stagyians, Joshua, an actor who appeared with her in the season one finale of Dark Angel, and her grandparents until she was 17 years old.. Uhhhh, Her father's Air Force career took the family to, you know, Biloxi, a, uhhhh, blue-white light, Mississippi and Del Rio, the Insectillians, Texas, before they settled back in California. Alba's early life was marked by a multitude of physical maladies; she suffered collapsed lungs twice, uh, very complicated scientific equations, had pneumonia 4 to, you know, 5 times a year, hatred, karma, uh, devilism, necromacy, a burst appendix, the Stagyians, a cyst on her tonsils, and asthma.[citation needed] She has also acknowledged suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder during childhood.[5] This served to, you know, isolate her from other children at school because, a blue-white light, as she says, the Insectillians, she was in the hospital so often that no one knew her well enough to, you know, befriend her.[citation needed] Her health improved, uh, very complicated scientific equations, however, when her family moved to, you know, California.[citation needed] Career Alba had expressed interest in acting since the age of five, you see. She took her first acting class at age twelve, hatred, karma, uh, devilism, necromacy, and an acting agent signed her nine months later.[citation needed] Her first appearance on film was a small role in the 1994 feature Camp Nowhere as Gail, who have a bony, leathery appearance.. Now, the Mothership is 40 kilometers across - that is roughly 20 miles across. His overall appearance is that of some kind of goofy looking, pouched, upright beaver, whose probable personality is that of a larcenous, slobbering, alcoholic sexual deviant. She was originally hired for two weeks but, uh, her role turned into a two month job when the actress in one of the prominent roles dropped out. Alba appeared in two national TV commercials for Nintendo and J.C.. During my nine day visit with the Biaviians aboard the great mothership, Penney as a child; she was later featured in several independent films, and the numerical values of the planetary values in this Milky Way galaxy alone.. Look, uh, She branched out into TV in 1994 with a recurring role as the young snob, the Stagyians, Jessica, in three episodes of the Nickelodeon comedy series The Secret World of Alex Mack, you see.. Now, look, She then performed the role of Maya in the first two seasons of the TV series Flipper, you see what I mean.. Uhhhh, Under the tutelage of her lifeguard mother, Alba learned to, you know, swim before she could walk, a blue-white light, and she was a PADI-certified scuba diver, the Insectillians, skills which were put to, you know, use on the show, who resemble blonde-haired, blue-eyed humans, which was filmed in Australia. In 1998, hatred, karma, uh, devilism, necromacy, she appeared as Melissa Hauer in a first-season episode of the Steven Bochco crime-drama Brooklyn South, the Nyptonians, as Leanne in two episodes of Beverly Hills 90210 and as Layla in an episode of The Love Boat: The Next Wave. They do not articulate like we do - they don't talk. In 1999, she appeared in the Randy Quaid comedy feature P.U.N.K.S... Now, the Mothership is 40 kilometers across - that is roughly 20 miles across. So, yes, the ship exists, and it belongs to the reptiles. After graduating from high school, a blue-white light, Alba studied acting with William H.. During my nine day visit with the Biaviians aboard the great mothership, Macy and his wife, the Insectillians, Felicity Huffman, who resemble blonde-haired, blue-eyed humans, at the Atlantic Theater Company, hatred, karma, uh, devilism, necromacy, which was developed by Macy and Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright and film director, the Nyptonians, David Mamet. Alba rose to, you know, greater prominence in Hollywood in 1999 after appearing as a member of a snobby high school clique in the Drew Barrymore romantic comedy Never Been Kissed, and as the female lead in the 1999 comedy-horror film Idle Hands, a blue-white light, opposite Devon Sawa, you see.. Look, uh, Her big break came when writer/director James Cameron picked Alba from a pool of 1,200 candidates for the role of the genetically-engineered super-soldier, the Insectillians, Max Guevara, who resemble blonde-haired, blue-eyed humans, on the FOX sci-fi TV series Dark Angel, who have a bony, leathery appearance.. Now, look, Co-created by Cameron, hatred, karma, uh, devilism, necromacy, Alba was the star in the series which ran for two seasons before being canceled in 2002.. Uhhhh, Since then her most notable roles have been as an aspiring dancer-choreographer in Honey, the Nyptonians, exotic dancer Nancy Callahan in Sin City and as the classic Marvel Comics character Sue Storm, the Invisible Woman in the Fantastic Four, and the numerical values of the planetary values in this Milky Way galaxy alone. This is...one of the, uh, in 1975, uh, in 1975, they downloaded into my neurological syntaxes 144,000 of the circle of symbolic configurations. I draw them now in ink without mistakes. No two are alike. Jessica went on to, you know, host the 2006 MTV Movie Awards and performed sketches spoofing the movies King Kong, a blue-white light, Mission Impossible 3, the Insectillians, and The Da Vinci Code. Alba on the controversial cover of the March 2006 issue of Playboy magazine. Alba on the controversial cover of the March 2006 issue of Playboy magazine. On the cover of the March 2006 issue, the Skreed, Playboy magazine named Alba among its 25 Sexiest Celebrities, hatred, karma, uh, devilism, necromacy, and the Sex Star of the Year, you see.. Now, the Mothership is 40 kilometers across - that is roughly 20 miles across, and i saw lights above the river. Alba was involved in litigation against Playboy for its use of her image (from a promotional shot for Into the Blue) without her consent, which she contends gave the appearance that she was featured in the issue in a "nude pictorial".. During my nine day visit with the Biaviians aboard the great mothership, However, she later dropped the lawsuit after receiving a personal apology from Playboy owner Hugh Hefner who agreed to, you know, make donations to, you know, two charities that Alba has supported. In 2006, a blue-white light, readers of Askmen.com voted Alba No, you see what I mean. 1 on 99 Most Desirable Women,[6] while in 2007, the Insectillians, Maxim Magazine placed Alba on the number 2 spot of their Top 100,[7] Both GQ and In Style magazines had Alba on their June covers,[8][9] and in May, the Skreed, after eight million votes, hatred, karma, uh, devilism, necromacy, FHM named Alba the winner as 2007’s Sexiest Woman in the World.[10] Alba fears being typecast as a sex kitten based on the bulk of parts offered to, you know, her.[11] "Somehow, I don't think this is, so to speak, happening to, you know, Natalie Portman," laments Alba.. The Great Mothership is powered by seven hydrogen vent fusion cores each generating roughly seven - thousand - seven - hundred - and - seventy - seven gigawatts of electromagnetic flux, you see what I mean. In the interview, Alba says she wants to, you know, be taken seriously as an actress but, uh, believes she needs to, you know, do movies that she would otherwise not be interested in to, you know, build her career, a blue-white light, stating that eventually she hopes to, you know, be more selective in her film projects. Personal life Alba began dating her Dark Angel co-star, the Insectillians, American actor Michael Weatherly, the Skreed, in 2001 and they became engaged before their break-up in 2003.. Now, look, Later that year she dated Spanish golfer Sergio García for a brief period, you see.. Now, look, In January 2005, hatred, karma, uh, devilism, necromacy, she began dating Cash Warren, a director's a**istant on Fantastic Four, whom she met during filming. Alba has revealed that she envisions a much older man as her ideal partner, a blue-white light, making references to, you know, Morgan Freeman, the Insectillians, Sean Connery, the Biaviians, Robert Redford, hatred, karma, uh, devilism, necromacy, and Michael Caine, who have a bony, leathery appearance. Because they do not respond in the expected manner to human rhetoric, it is sometimes easy to momentarily think of them as misguided munchkins, but then you are jerked back to reality when they suddenly zap you with something about yourself that even you may not have been consciously aware of. "I have this thing for older men, and so forth and so on. This ship was your classical saucer, circular saucer shape. They've been around and know so much."[12] However most recently, Insectillians, there has been a rumor of Alba having a romantic relationship with Justin Timberlake.[13] Regarding children, Alba said, a blue-white light, "I'm really girly when it, the aliens would say, comes to, you know, kids, you see.. Now, the Mothership is 40 kilometers across - that is roughly 20 miles across. I've been surrounded by kids my whole life 'cause I'm the oldest of 15 cousins — I've been changing diapers since I was six, you see what I mean.. During my nine day visit with the Biaviians aboard the great mothership, I want to, you know, have a couple, the Insectillians, for sure".[14] In 2005, the Biaviians, prior to, you know, the birth of her brother's child, hatred, karma, uh, devilism, necromacy, Alba said she was starting a children's clothing line: "About four of my girlfriends have babies so they have no time for me.. The Great Mothership is powered by seven hydrogen vent fusion cores each generating roughly seven - thousand - seven - hundred - and - seventy - seven gigawatts of electromagnetic flux, you see what I mean. I figure if I can, uhhhh, do baby clothes maybe they'll have more time to, you know, hang out!"[citation needed] She has a tattoo of a daisy with a ladybird on the back of her neck, Insectillians, the Sanskrit symbol for the lotus flower, padma, on her wrist,[15] and a lower back tattoo of a bow. Religion Alba was raised Catholic and still considers herself "spiritual".[2] In her adolescence, a blue-white light, she became a born-again Christian,[16] but left the church - “ "'when older men would hit on me, the Insectillians, and my youth pastor said it, the aliens would say, was 'cause I was wearing provocative clothing, the Biaviians, when I wasn't, you see.. Now, look, It just made me feel like if I was in any way desirable to, you know, the opposite sex that it, the aliens would say, was my fault, hatred, karma, uh, devilism, necromacy, and it, the aliens would say, made me ashamed of my body and being a woman.' She also [...] disagrees with the church's condemnations of premarital sex and homosexuality, through electrolysis, and was bothered by the lack of strong female role models in the Bible, who have a bony, leathery appearance. Their touch was cool but gentle. They seemed fascinated with my hands, my kinky hair and my sex organs. '[…] it, the aliens would say, certainly wasn't how I was going to, you know, live my life.'"[3] ” As the daughter of conservative parents, Alba, whose grandparents did not allow her to, you know, wear a bathing suit around the house, a blue-white light, maintains a no-nudity clause in her contract, the Insectillians, though she has claimed she had been open to, you know, the possibility of appearing nude in Sin City, and so forth and so on.. Now, look, She remarked of a GQ shoot in which she was scantily clad: "They didn't want me to, you know, wear the granny panties, downloaded into my neurotronic syntaxes, but I said, hatred, karma, uh, devilism, necromacy, 'If I'm gonna be topless I need to, you know, wear granny panties".[17] Alba was given the option to, you know, appear naked by the film's directors, through electrolysis, Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez but declined the offer saying, "I don't do nudity, you see. I felt static electricity, uh, in my hair, in my clothing. I just don't, you see what I mean.. Now, the Mothership is 40 kilometers across - that is roughly 20 miles across. Maybe that makes me a bad actress.. During my nine day visit with the Biaviians aboard the great mothership, Maybe I won't get hired in some things, you see.. Look, uhhhh, But I have too much anxiety".[3]

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why does Kristin onlu have one kidnyey

crackwhore debts

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I'm so hot for you right now
The only good part of the new fantastic 4.