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A BAYBEE

not one. not two. but three

oh my god there are so many priceless quotes

"i will do whatever it takes to take care of my baby. im gonna dress my baby in all brand names, and if i cant support then i guess im gonna sell it."

"if my baby gets cold, and it needs a blanket, its alright, BECAUSE I HAVE IT."

last but not least

"my life scheme is to drop out of school, to be on girl's gone wild, and to have my baby."

clearly ready for motherhood

she reminds me of my mother

"i will do whatever it takes to take care of my baby. im gonna dress my baby in all brand names, and if i cant support then i guess im gonna sell it."

my people and i think she's actually saying "guess i'm gonna STILLIT (steal it)"

by god.

you're right.

by gawd awmighty

go figure!

That is a nutshell is what is wrong with America.

holy shit

That is a nutshell is what is right with America.
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it's things like this that really make me appreciate the maury show for what it is

wow.

thanks, boycott!

don't mention it!

oh sweet jesus.

Maury :erm:

omg why does she talk like that? that's awesome. if my baby gets cold and it!needs!a!blan!ket!

whateva!

The woman's face at 30 secs (descending) is priceless. The camerawork as a whole is priceless.

my people and i think she's actually saying "guess i'm gonna STILLIT (steal it)"
Yeah, and I think she says "my life's dream" instead of "my life scheme." I don't think she's clever enough to 'magine up a scheme, of any kind. Unless it involves penises... In her ear.

Whatever happened to locking kids in basements and beating them with rubber hoses?

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Holy shit. I looked at the other videos from this user, and he had a clip from an episode of Cops that I've actually seen. I think the last time I watched that show I was just barely starting high school. Weird.

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"I told you, I'm from Air-uh-ZONE-a!"

bahahaha, i've seen that one twice on reruns. god fucking bless Cops.

isn't his real name hector or something? (no sound at work.)

AisForAnthony: it's an act
sink and whine: well yeah :/
sink and whine: just like the phobia episodes. I hated the mustard one.

bahahaha, i've seen that one twice on reruns. god fucking bless Cops.

isn't his real name hector or something? (no sound at work.)
They kept calling him Steven.

heres a fuller clip of the my baby video


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excuse my beauty.

excuse my beauty.


i wont work my look anymoooooore.

I have 4 pacifiers










































NONE OF THEM ARE FAKE

i wont work my look anymoooooore.
:rofl:

Does she say she'll go back to being a boy if they let him go? I can't make it out very well.

Not one time, not two times, but THREE TIMES.

oh man, when she comes out....i have never laughed so hard in my life

Every time I see Cops, I hold out hope I see a Netphorian on it.

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this one doesn't even make fucking sense

:rofl:

Does she say she'll go back to being a boy if they let him go? I can't make it out very well.
yes she did. i love when she tells him to shut up. she has some nerve!

That extended Victoria clip is fucking priceless. Now there's some good acting.

"THREE HUNDRED TIMES?"
"Yuuuuup! I 'sho did!"

guys watch the last one i posted, how the FUCK does that guy not know she cheated on him and the baby isn't his? its outrageous!

this one doesn't even make fucking sense

WTF? No... No it doesn't. At all. The baby's fucking black-- why wouldn't the husband say anything? Poor script.

Guys. I think this is the best thread in a while. ilu all.

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lolololol her boyfriend is named chubby. That's sort of ironic to me, that he's the chubby out of the two of them.

i love that she thinks he's cheating on her because of the LEG.

I'D HIT IT!

...not really, but that clip is one of the funniest I've seen in a long, long time. Thank you very much, I will show all my friends!

heres a fuller clip of the my baby video


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comments are priceless


raidmaxxx112 (1 hour ago) marked as spam
i would kick the fuck out of that girl if she was my daughter jesus christ
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raidmaxxx112 (1 hour ago) marked as spam
Actually its trailer trash idiots like her and George bush that gives America a bad name
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darkdevil666666girl (1 hour ago) marked as spam
hahahahahahah
SLUT SLUT DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!! WAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! SOMEBODY FUCKING SHOOT HER!!!
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jakh1812 (1 hour ago) marked as spam
fucking nigger voice

WHAT'S A BOLO!?

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I've watched this video twice in the past day or so and I think I have a crush on the reporter.

WHAT'S A BOLO!?
Some kinda machete, I guess.

I've watched this video twice in the past day or so and I think I have a crush on the reporter.


that kid gives me the MAJOR creeps and whats going on with his teeth? :erm:

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I've watched this video twice in the past day or so and I think I have a crush on the reporter.


AHAHAHAHHHHHHA

I watched the spelling bee, and I wished that Nate Gartke would have won. I liked him a lot better. I bet he would have given a better interview.

heres a fuller clip of the my baby video


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pure gold.

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I've watched this video twice in the past day or so and I think I have a crush on the reporter.


This is live TV at its very best.


What a little cunt too.

I've seen this before... just the way she talks make me cringe. And yeah, perfect example of one of the many things wrong with America.

hahahaha @ spelling champ. What a little twat.

i watched the spelling bee with my mom. it was so intense! seriously. those poor kids. i wish i could have been in something like that. i've won a few spelling bees. lol

but when you watch the winning kid being interviewed...........

He can spell but otherwise he's fucked.

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I've watched this video twice in the past day or so and I think I have a crush on the reporter.


yeah she did a decent job with what she had to work with

yeah i was impressed, she stayed positive despite the fact that this kid was being a complete douche.

I would've been like get the fuck off of my show you asshat.

Oh shit. The entire time I watched the Victoria clips, whenever they did that extreme close-up on the mom looking sullen and disappointed she reminded me of something out of a Jim Henson movie, but I couldn't put my finger on it. It just dawned on me that Victoria's mom is straight out of the Witches, that movie with Anjelica Huston, when they do the weird camera angles with the burping witches and everything!

hahaha you are so weird

I want her to be my wife.

Are you talking about the reporter, the mom or Anjelica Huston? I thought you were gay, jj

:(

i try so hard to be macho!

I can't take anything you say seriously with that avatar staring back at me. Jesus. Everything you say is instantly hilarious.

This woman is just perfect in every way. I want her to marry me and have my babies. >: (

well thank a fellow boarder for that.

Thanks fellow boarder, whomever you may be!

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I could get her over this

i couldn't :(

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I've watched this video twice in the past day or so and I think I have a crush on the reporter.
Further evidence not to home school your kids

that pickle video was hilarious

that kid should hook up with iceskater, they were made for each other.

I hope my child is not like any of the clips in this thread.

god what would you guys do if you had some kind of social mutant for a child?

Personally, I would murder him or her in their sleep. But that's just me.

im too awesome to have such a crappy kid

cheese and rice there's a remix of the baby one
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i didn't read page 2 yet, so sorry if it already got posted.

Hi Eve :blush: :love:

I found a postcard you sent me a long time ago the other day.

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Hi Eve :blush: :love:

I found a postcard you sent me a long time ago the other day.

what was the picture on the front?

You collaged my name out of magazine clippings.

that's kind of creepy. i had a weird crush on you. i loved your webpages.

I thought it was cool. And it warmed my heart when I found it! I hope you're doing well and loving life and all that jazz.

cheese and rice there's a remix of the baby one
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i didn't read page 2 yet, so sorry if it already got posted.

Oh my god. this is amazing.

I don't know why but the phobia ones bore me... Maybe because they just feel a little too ridiculous, though I can relate to the balloon lady. Not to that extent, of course.

The Victoria remix is great!

once you've seen one of the phobia skits you've seem them all

i like how they dramatize some of the items though in videos. and how maury just talks to them.

"really? so balloons, huh? really? you know it's just balloons? huh? ....really?"

once you've seen one of the phobia skits you've seem them all
Pretty much, yeah.

Though I appreciate your word choice, "skits." That really describes these shows at their best. They're like really good sketch comedy in denial.

cheese and rice there's a remix of the baby one
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i didn't read page 2 yet, so sorry if it already got posted.


nice :D

I want her to be my wife.
i don't know if she's ready to settle down yet, bro

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bump.

I saw this the other day when this thread was still in its prime. Make sure you hear what the actual disturbance call was all about, it's pretty great.

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i've always thought Cops was pretty boring.

the girl was obviously lying about getting hit in the face because her story was so generic and chopped up. she also seems to be a bit of an idiot/retard. i was hoping for more outrageous redneck battle royal action in it though, i kind of feel let down :(

Sorry guys :(

I guess I just liked the idea of the video more than the actual video. Calling the cops 'cause someone allegedly kicked a baby wipe box and it hit someone's face.

Sorry guys :(

I guess I just liked the idea of the video more than the actual video. Calling the cops 'cause someone allegedly kicked a baby wipe box and it hit someone's face.

yeah, the first ten seconds were funny. but then....well i didn't even watch the whole thing.

Rednecks do the darndest things!

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yeah, the first ten seconds were funny. but then....well i didn't even watch the whole thing.
To be honest, neither did I! :)

Clip would've been much better if it were only about 30 seconds long.

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PEACE FOR MANKIND

PEACE FOR MANKIND

what a fat girlfriend

yeah, the first ten seconds were funny. but then....well i didn't even watch the whole thing.
i watched it. it was kinda worth it. i felt sorry for the son. he seemed normal compared to those insane honkies.

PEACE FOR MANKIND

PEACE FOR MANKIND

PEACE FO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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oh my god, just skip to the last 20 seconds if you don't want it all. It's worth it for that one moment alone.

I..... CN.... BRK.... THS.... CFFFS....GGGNNNNRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

I..... CN.... BRK.... THS.... CFFFS....GGGNNNNRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Ahahahahah.

I skipped to the end of the video and didn't even watch the beginning, just let it load and went to the last 20 seconds like Nono recommended. I laughed so hard when I realized he was a midget-- the whole time I thought he was standing on his knees in front of the cop car!

watch the whole thing! it's fantastic, especially when he tries to climb the light pole to escape...

I saw that part! I loved it when the cop started laughing while he tried to get him down.

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i wonder if she would expect the father to be involved in the kid's life...

she doesnt need him. she already has everything required to raise a baby. i just wonder if she realizes how fast babies grow and those clothes wont fit him forever.

she'll just have to still some mo'

THEN I GUESS I'M GONNA STILLIT

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this is EASILY the best cops sequence i've ever seen.

lol:D doo doo doo-doo!

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that one is really good. her pink easter hat is really the cherry on top.

i saw this one years ago, and it's always stuck with me. the guy is totally wacked on PCP, and it takes like 10 cops to take him down. also, he's naked.

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awesome punch!