i just wanted to say...

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i finally pooped!
i was gonna have to go back in if i didn't by saturday. yay!
a fucking week man.

what's up with you guys?

I wish your life had came out of your ass while you pooped. You dying on the toilet seems appropriate.

You haven't pooped in a week?

What the fuck?

well i had surgery and i had stopped eating last tuesday. i started eating real food and keeping it down about sunday night, so this is an acomplishment.

what kind of surgery?

so what did your owners put in the feeding trough this week?

pics plz

i had lasagna and a 4 cheese pizza and bertoli's ravioli and chinese food today

probably regular? how many types are there?

how much pizza do you think i'd need to eat before i shit cheese

well you aren't supposed to shit and have it look like what you ate (peppers not *******d), but if you puked it up it would still be cheese

that wasn't necessary...

how much pizza do you think i'd need to eat before i shit cheese
7

that picture was very informative. i will start referring to my dumps by type.

i had an impressive type 3 yesterday

i had to take a lot of pills to get my organs working again so mine was a 4

4s are the coolest ones

you would not believe how much better i feel right now.

Now the question is, boys and girls, which stool is closest to your personality?

I'm either a Type 3 or a Type 6. Smooth but with some flaws like most other people, or a complete disaster. Depends on the day/week/month, I guess.

maybe she's related to a bunny

the cellophane over the bowl trick works best on a type 4

i dated a girl that had exclusively 1s. it was so weird. no matter what she ate. 1s.

:erm:

i just got back from a 45 minute rollerblading session followed by five mintes of stretching. i feel good. HOT! but good. kicking back on old netphoria with a glass of ice cold water.

woowoo!

the theme of this thread is dumping, ******

i never show people my poos or talk about them until today. i was feeling so achey and bloated and just horrible, but right now i feel much better despite being pretty sore and achey still.

:erm: that she did that or :erm: that i know about it?

:erm: that she did. though i rarely comment on my dumps with girls, occasionally i say something like "gotta take a dump" but thats the furthest it goes. but that doesnt weird me out that you know considering you were with her, you gotta tell someone these things.

no slimey snakes. just poo

and not much of that either. my whole system got cleaned! time to dirty it all up again woooo! come on fried chicken!