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thurston
06-02-2007, 12:37 AM
:cry: :cry:





http://i19.tinypic.com/68cokf5.jpg

http://i13.tinypic.com/6hfu250.jpg

http://i9.tinypic.com/63mfzww.jpg

steelfaerie
06-02-2007, 12:40 AM
The last one makes me want to create some kind of horrible, only-appropriate-for-netphoria cat macro.

telex
06-02-2007, 12:40 AM
:cry: :cry:
http://i13.tinypic.com/6hfu250.jpg


this calls for a reiteration of bwbw bbw jokes

Zandoz
06-02-2007, 01:18 AM
I want a mutant Billy kitteh.

fluxequalsrad
06-02-2007, 01:22 AM
fake.

BrokenGourds
06-02-2007, 01:25 AM
:cry: :cry:





http://i19.tinypic.com/68cokf5.jpg





how odd is it that his hair is almost as long as his height? :erm:

TumoraXsault
06-02-2007, 01:45 AM
gawd, those photoshop pics are the worst I have ever seen. Until you can take a class/read a book on photoshop or really understand the lasso, magic wand and blur tool...

:hanging: STOP POSTING LAME ASS PHOTOS :hanging:

The only thing I agree with in this post is the subject.

avian chaos
06-02-2007, 02:06 AM
<img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/celebritywtfs/pic/0027tapw" width="2000">

thurston
06-02-2007, 02:13 AM
gawd, those photoshop pics are the worst I have ever seen. Until you can take a class/read a book on photoshop or really understand the lasso, magic wand and blur tool...

:hanging: STOP POSTING LAME ASS PHOTOS :hanging:

The only thing I agree with in this post is the subject.

um, yeah, acutally, i used paint, not photoshop, and well, paint doesnt have those features so... SORRY BUD...

TheMilstead
06-02-2007, 02:45 AM
gawd, those photoshop pics are the worst I have ever seen. Until you can take a class/read a book on photoshop or really understand the lasso, magic wand and blur tool...

:hanging: STOP POSTING LAME ASS PHOTOS :hanging:

The only thing I agree with in this post is the subject.
The pen tool is better.

suncrashesdown
06-02-2007, 02:47 AM
Adobe Photoshop
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Adobe Photoshop


Adobe Photoshop CS3 beta running on Mac OS X
Developer: Adobe Systems
Latest release: CS3 (10.0) / 2007-04-16
Preview release: None yet /
OS: Mac OS X, Microsoft Windows
Genre: Raster graphics editor
License: Proprietary
Website: www.adobe.com/products/photoshop
Adobe Photoshop, or simply Photoshop, is a graphics editor developed and published by Adobe Systems. It is the current market leader for commercial bitmap and image manipulation, and, aside from Adobe Acrobat, is the best-known piece of software produced by Adobe Systems. It has been described as "an industry standard for graphics professionals."[1] Photoshop is available for Mac OS X, Mac OS, and Microsoft Windows; versions up to Photoshop 10.0 can also be used with other operating systems such as Linux using software such as CrossOver or Wine. Past versions of the program were ported to the SGI IRIX and Sun Solaris platforms, but official support for this port was dropped after version 3.
Contents
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1 Features
1.1 File formats
2 Culture
3 Development
3.1 Release history
4 See also
5 References
6 External links
[edit]Features

Although primarily designed to edit images for paper-based printing, Photoshop is used increasingly to produce images for the World Wide Web. Versions between 5.5 and CS2 used to bundle a related application, Adobe ImageReady, to provide a more specialized set of tools for this purpose.
Photoshop also has strong ties with other Adobe software for media editing, animation and authoring. Files in Photoshop's native format, .PSD, can be exported to and from Adobe ImageReady, Adobe Illustrator, Adobe Premiere Pro, After Effects and Adobe Encore DVD to make professional standard DVDs, provide non-linear editing and special effects services such as backgrounds, textures and so on for television, film and the Web. For example, Photoshop CS broadly supports making menus and buttons for DVDs. For .PSD files exported as a menu or button, it only needs to have layers, nested in layer sets with a cuing format and Adobe Encore DVD reads them as buttons or menus.


Adobe Photoshop CS3 retail box.


Adobe Photoshop CS3 Extended Version retail box.
Photoshop can deal with a number of different color models:
RGB color model
Lab color model
CMYK color model
Gray scale
Bitmap
Duotone
The most recent version, released in 2007, is version 10. This iteration of the program is marketed as "Photoshop CS3." "CS" reflects its integration with "Adobe's Creative Suite" products and a number "3" because it is the third version released since Adobe re-branded their products under the CS umbrella.
Adobe also released Adobe Photoshop CS3 Extended in 2007 which *******s all the same features of Adobe Photoshop CS3 plus capabilities for 3D and motion based content. Photoshop CS3 features additions such as the ability to apply non-destructive filters, and a new selection tools named Quick Selection and Refine edge that makes selection more streamlined.
The logo for this edition uses typography, with the letters 'Ps' shown in white on a gradient blue, in a move away from the recent "feather" designs.


Adobe Camera RAW 3.x
The latest version comes with Adobe Camera RAW, a plug-in developed by Thomas Knoll which can read several RAW file formats from various digital cameras and import them directly into Photoshop. A preliminary version of the RAW plug-in was also available for Photoshop 7.0.1 as an optional purchase.
While Photoshop is the industry standard image editing program for professional raster graphics, its relatively high suggested retail price has led to a number of competing graphics tools being made available at lower prices. To compete in this market, and to counter unusually high rates of piracy of their professional products, Adobe has introduced Photoshop Elements, a version of Photoshop with many professional features removed. This is aimed firmly at the general consumer market since the feature cuts make it less desirable for prepress work.
[edit]File formats
Photoshop has the ability to read and write Raster and Vector image formats such as: .EPS, .PNG, .GIF, .JPEG, Fireworks, etc. It also has several native file formats:
The .PSD (Photoshop Document) format stores an image with support for most imaging options available in Photoshop. These ******* layers with masks, color spaces, ICC profiles, transparency, text, alpha channels & spot colors, Clipping paths, and duotone settings. This is in contrast to many other file formats (e.g. .EPS or .GIF) that restrict content to provide streamlined, predicatable functionality. Photoshop's popularity means that the .PSD format is widely used, and it is supported to some extent by most competing software.
The .PSB (Photoshop Big) format is a newer version of .PSD designed for files over 2 Gigabytes.
The .PDD (PhotoDeluxe Document) format is a version of .PSD that only supports the features found in the discontinued PhotoDeluxe software.


An example of deletion manipulation. The original is on the left.


"Symphonic Tempest" - a sepia piece created in Photoshop using layering techniques.


Using Photoshop to enhance a photo. The original is on the left.
[edit]Culture

The term "photoshopping" is a neologism, meaning "editing an image", regardless of the program used (compare with Google used as a verb). Adobe discourages use of the term [2] out of fear that it will undermine the company's trademark. The term photoshop is also used as a noun referring to the altered image. After Adobe's discouragement of the term, members of the community site PhotoshopContest.Com began using the terms chopped, chopping and chop as recognizable alternative. As of 2007 these terms are beginning to see use around the Internet.
Photoshopping images for humorous intent is popular amongst members of websites such as Something Awful, b3ta and Fark. Photoshop contests have become a pastime for many users of the software.
The term is sometimes used with a derogatory intent by artists to refer to images that have been retouched instead of originally produced. A common issue amongst users of all skill levels is the ability to avoid what is referred to as "the Photoshop look" (although such an issue is intrinsic to many graphics programs).[citation needed]
[edit]Development

Brothers Thomas Knoll and John Knoll began development on Photoshop in 1987 . Version 1 was released by Adobe in 1990 . Early versions of Photoshop were branded as Knoll Software releases before partnership with Adobe was established. Install files for Photoshop 1.0 would fit on one 1.44 MB floppy disk at the time. Furthermore, the entire Photoshop 0.63 application with online manual fits comfortably on an 800 KB diskette and still leaves 200 KB of disk space free.


Photoshop 0.63 icons


About box for Photoshop 0.63.
[edit]Release history
Version Platform Codename Release date Significant changes
0.63 Macintosh October 1988
1.0 Macintosh February 1990
2.0 Macintosh Fast Eddy June 1991
Paths
2.0.1 Macintosh January 1992
2.5 Macintosh Merlin November 1992
Windows Brimstone
IRIX, Solaris November 1993
2.5.1 Macintosh 1993
3.0 Macintosh Tiger Mountain September 1994
Tabbed Palettes
Layers
Windows, IRIX, Solaris [3] November 1994
4.0 Macintosh, Windows Big Electric Cat November 1996
Adjustment Layers
Actions (macros)
4.0.1 Macintosh, Windows August 1997
5.0 Macintosh, Windows Strange Cargo May 1998
Editable type (previously, type was rasterized as soon as it was added)
Multiple Undo (History Palette)
Color Management
Magnetic Lasso
5.0.1 Macintosh, Windows 1999
5.5 Macintosh, Windows February 1999
Bundled with ImageReady
Save for Web
Extract
6.0 Macintosh, Windows Venus in Furs September 2000
Vector Shapes
Updated User Interface
"Liquify" filter
Layer styles/Blending Options dialog
6.0.1 Macintosh, Windows March 2001
Memory usage improvements
Paintbrush picker usability enhancements
Clipping path save/export bug fixes
7.0 Mac OS 'Classic'/Mac OS X, Windows Liquid Sky March 2002
Made text fully vector
Healing Brush
New painting engine
Removed alpha channel support from TGA file format in favor of so called "embedded alphas", an experimental method for automatically generating transparency data
7.0.1 Mac OS 'Classic'/Mac OS X, Windows August 2002
Camera RAW 1.x (optional plugin)
Reinstated alpha channel support for TGA file format, and removed the highly flawed "embedded alphas" experiment
CS (8.0) Mac OS X, Windows Dark Matter October 2003
Camera RAW 2.x
Highly modified "Slice Tool"
Shadow/Highlight command
Match Color command
Lens Blur filter
Smart Guides
Real-Time Histogram
Detection and refusal to print scanned images of various banknotes[4]
Macrovision copy protection based on Safecast DRM technology
CS2 (9.0, 9.0.2) Mac OS X, Windows Space Monkey April 2005
Camera RAW 3.x
Smart Objects
Image Warp
Spot healing brush
Red-Eye tool
Lens Correction filter
Smart Sharpen
Smart Guides
Vanishing Point
Better memory management on 64-bit PowerPC G5 Macintosh machines running Mac OS X 10.4
High dynamic range imaging (HDRI) support
Scripting support for JavaScript and other languages
More smudging options, such as "Scattering"
Modified layer selection, such as ability to select more than one layer.
CS3, CS3 Extended (10.0) Universal Mac OS X, Windows Red Pill April 16, 2007
Native support for the Intel-based Macintosh platform and improved support for Windows Vista
Revised user interface
Feature additions to Adobe Camera RAW
Quick Select tool
Alterations to Curves, Vanishing Point, Channel Mixer, Brightness and Contrast, and the Print dialog
Black-and-white conversion adjustment
Auto Align and Auto Blend
Smart (non-destructive) Filters
Mobile device graphic optimization
Improvements to cloning and healing
Faster launching
[edit]See also

Comparison of raster graphics editors
Digital image
Digital image editing
Digital Negative Specification
Digital watermark
Gamut
Gimp
Graphics file format
Photoshop contest
2D computer graphics
Adobe Photoshop Elements
[edit]References

^ "Adobe in Photoshop freebie", CNN.com, 2007-03-01. Retrieved on 2007-04-27.
^ Adobe Permissions and trademark guidelines
^ http://www.sunmanagers.org/archives/1999/0973.html
^ Photoshop and CDS
[edit]External links

Adobe Photoshop Official Page
Adobe Camera RAW
For other external links, see Photoshop at the Open Directory Project .