How does THAT work?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/29/children.killed.ap/index.html

You would think they would have some sort of editing team who says "oh, wait. what?"

time released poison capsules

CNN.com is pretty much the onion at this point.

she positioned herself closer to the bomb than her kids, in one millionth of a second she was rendered dead before her children.

Oh wait it was a hanging. Maybe while she was choking she tied her kids up.

Or a series of pulleys