View Full Version : Holy Shit.


jack_kerouac03
05-17-2007, 03:12 PM
Brand new trailer came out today.
http://movies.yahoo.com/summer-movies/Transformers/1808716430/trailers/31/180
(Make sure to click on Trailer #2)

direct download: http://www.singbluesilver.com/multimedia/trailers/tf_trailer_2.zip

Boycott Graceland
05-17-2007, 03:14 PM
hey i've got a question for you jack

jack_kerouac03
05-17-2007, 03:15 PM
yessir

Boycott Graceland
05-17-2007, 03:17 PM
how's brandy?

jack_kerouac03
05-17-2007, 03:20 PM
she's great

ravenguy2000
05-17-2007, 03:27 PM
how could anybody not think this was going to suck balls

JokeyLoki
05-17-2007, 03:55 PM
Ugh, this is going to be absolutely horrid... I fucking hate Michael Bay.

Mo
05-17-2007, 04:52 PM
Oh dear.

Toby
05-17-2007, 04:53 PM
I already saw this thanks to clint via myspace.

topleybird
05-17-2007, 05:36 PM
how could anybody not think this was going to suck balls

I honestly think there is something missing in your soul if the idea of giant robots transforming and punching each other is not in some way a fulfillment of your deepest desires

There is something gleefully insane and over-the-top going on here; it is going to be the biggest, dumbest, loudest, blow-up-est summer action movie ever

It will be amazing

avian chaos
05-17-2007, 05:42 PM
And to think, I used to like topleybird.

wHATcOLOR
05-17-2007, 05:45 PM
<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/image.php?u=8118&dateline=1123734174>

VS

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/image.php?u=2880&dateline=1162951924>

GO!!!


wait, no! please don't fight

Aeroplane
05-17-2007, 05:48 PM
yes, wow, :)

Boycott Graceland
05-17-2007, 05:50 PM
<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/image.php?u=8118&dateline=1123734174>

VS

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/image.php?u=2880&dateline=1162951924>

GO!!!


wait, no! please don't fight
KITTY LOSES

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/image.php?u=8118&dateline=1123734174><br><img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/image.php?u=4667&dateline=1175381774><img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/image.php?u=4667&dateline=1175381774>

wHATcOLOR
05-17-2007, 06:07 PM
gdi, it used to be a miniature flashing dinosaur

avian chaos
05-17-2007, 06:10 PM
It still is! I mean, in the posts, anyway.

ravenguy2000
05-17-2007, 06:13 PM
There is something gleefully insane and over-the-top going on here; it is going to be the biggest, dumbest, loudest, blow-up-est summer action movie ever


I wish. I guess you're being sarcastic but if this really were just 2 hours of destruction and mayhem and bone-crushing collisions between robots and explosive things I would be so happy.

But I know it won't be, and I'm pretty sure I've seen most of the best bits in the trailer. They can hardly sustain compelling blow-ups and general mayhem in the trailers, I doubt they can do it well for a feature-length movie.

topleybird
05-17-2007, 07:02 PM
Bay claims there are (I think) twelve big action set-pieces; I doubt we've seen a fraction of the explodostorm

Of course this is going to be objectively awful, and will focus too much on the barely sketched human characters and not enough on the robot-on-robot mayhem we all crave deep down

I mean, I admit it--this is going to be terrible

I also can't wait to be disappointed and happy at the same time

Bay does not deserve to direct films, I agree, but this is his destiny--the worst/best awful blockbuster of all time

PkPhuoko
05-17-2007, 07:08 PM
I think very few directors could pull this off and Michael Bay is not one of them