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Nate the Grate
05-09-2007, 12:37 AM
In this thread, you confess to something. Anything. It could be big ("I kind of orchestrated the Holocaust") or tiny ("I pick my nose with my pencil!").

Go.

Here's mine:

I like to watch Bob Ross's "The Joy of Painting" on YouTube when I am feeling stressed, because it helps me relax. I seriously feel like I'm on drugs when I watch that guy.

TuralyonW3
05-09-2007, 12:52 AM
I enjoy "Blow Out" & "Shear Genius" on BRAVO tv

waltermcphilp
05-09-2007, 01:00 AM
im disgusted by manhood when i look at myself in the mirror.

yo soy el mejor
05-09-2007, 01:00 AM
dig n flick

Nimrod's Son
05-09-2007, 01:05 AM
i don't like the smashing pumpkins

Boots Electric
05-09-2007, 01:06 AM
Two semesters ago I was leaving school via one of the more secluded entrances/exits to the particular building I was in. My class was on the second floor, so I had to descend a flight of stairs before I could exit the building. I casually walked down the hallway as I normally would, but as I rounded the final corner before the stairs, I was frozen by what I saw. There was blind girl walking clumsily towards the stair case, completely oblivious to what was in front of her. I sat watching in horror as she stumbled closer and closer to the top of the staircase.

So what did I do about it?

I turned around and walked the other way.

alisonmonster
05-09-2007, 01:06 AM
for a long while i've wanted to get an old arcade machine, get someone to make some stupid simple atari like game for it - i think i know a few people who could do it - and i could create some weird graphics and art for the machine. I'd get it printed on vinyl or whatever and stick it on.I'd love to do a bunch of different ones, I love those old centipede machines.
http://img.search.com/thumb/9/9a/Arcademachine.jpg/180px-Arcademachine.jpg

Nimrod's Son
05-09-2007, 01:13 AM
for a long while i've wanted to get an old arcade machine, get someone to make some stupid simple atari like game for it - i think i know a few people who could do it - and i could create some weird graphics and art for the machine. I'd get it printed on vinyl or whatever and stick it on.I'd love to do a bunch of different ones, I love those old centipede machines.
http://img.search.com/thumb/9/9a/Arcademachine.jpg/180px-Arcademachine.jpg
i see those in the local penny saver for like $300-$400 US all the time. I wish i had the room for one.

alisonmonster
05-09-2007, 01:16 AM
weirdly enough, there is an actual new and used pinball and arcade storefront close by that specializes in fixing up old machines though i think they sell them mostly on ebay. I really should get around to buying one, or getting them to program one with like 25 old arcade games on them.

bardy
05-09-2007, 01:16 AM
I just cried a little bit at tonight's Gilmore Girls episode.

Nimrod's Son
05-09-2007, 01:16 AM
eBay would SUCK for shipping.

Nimrod's Son
05-09-2007, 01:17 AM
I just cried a little bit at tonight's Gilmore Girls episode.
confession: i would fuck either gilmore girl

hereisnowhy
05-09-2007, 01:17 AM
I made pumpkin bread with no rising agent and it was an indigestible brick. Smelled good though.

cashboy
05-09-2007, 01:17 AM
for a long while i've wanted to get an old arcade machine, get someone to make some stupid simple atari like game for it - i think i know a few people who could do it - and i could create some weird graphics and art for the machine. I'd get it printed on vinyl or whatever and stick it on.I'd love to do a bunch of different ones, I love those old centipede machines.
http://img.search.com/thumb/9/9a/Arcademachine.jpg/180px-Arcademachine.jpg

how is this a confession

cashboy
05-09-2007, 01:18 AM
guys these aren't confessions these are just things you do

bardy
05-09-2007, 01:18 AM
for a long while i've wanted to get an old arcade machine, get someone to make some stupid simple atari like game for it - i think i know a few people who could do it - and i could create some weird graphics and art for the machine. I'd get it printed on vinyl or whatever and stick it on.I'd love to do a bunch of different ones, I love those old centipede machines.
http://img.search.com/thumb/9/9a/Arcademachine.jpg/180px-Arcademachine.jpg


my dad fixes them. he used to own a bar back in the dayes of arcade games so he was forced to learn, I suppose. Anyway, he lives in a house owned by one of his old bar buddies who collects pinball and arcade machines... and the house has a game room in it full of about 12 arcade games that my dad fixed and restored. He is pretty proud of it but I am like ehhhh. God I am a horrible daughter. He offered to have a graduation party there for me but I totally ignored his question because I didnt want to say no. He is always trying to do nice things for me and I feel horrible because I don't feel comfortable around him. thats what happens when you try to come into my life when I am in highschool. FUCK. del

sickbadthing
05-09-2007, 01:23 AM
my dad fixes them. he used to own a bar back in the dayes of arcade games so he was forced to learn, I suppose. Anyway, he lives in a house owned by one of his old bar buddies who collects pinball and arcade machines... and the house has a game room in it full of about 12 arcade games that my dad fixed and restored. He is pretty proud of it but I am like ehhhh. God I am a horrible daughter. He offered to have a graduation party there for me but I totally ignored his question because I didnt want to say no. He is always trying to do nice things for me and I feel horrible because I don't feel comfortable around him. thats what happens when you try to come into my life when I am in highschool. FUCK. del

I feel like I'm drunk trying to read and comprehend this.

alisonmonster
05-09-2007, 01:24 AM
how is this a confession

these are my confessions

dean_r_koontz
05-09-2007, 01:24 AM
i'm afriad that i'll get a real depression soon. it seems way overdue

dean_r_koontz
05-09-2007, 01:25 AM
more whining than a confession

alisonmonster
05-09-2007, 01:25 AM
my dad fixes them. he used to own a bar back in the dayes of arcade games so he was forced to learn, I suppose. Anyway, he lives in a house owned by one of his old bar buddies who collects pinball and arcade machines... and the house has a game room in it full of about 12 arcade games that my dad fixed and restored. He is pretty proud of it but I am like ehhhh. God I am a horrible daughter. He offered to have a graduation party there for me but I totally ignored his question because I didnt want to say no. He is always trying to do nice things for me and I feel horrible because I don't feel comfortable around him. thats what happens when you try to come into my life when I am in highschool. FUCK. del

its okay, play pacman for 3 hours and you'll feel all is right with the world again.

Nate the Grate
05-09-2007, 01:26 AM
Confession: I got Chinese food today and got the buffet. I only got one thing this one time up so when I went up for more after that, I used the same plate.

julie
05-09-2007, 01:29 AM
I just cried a little bit at tonight's Gilmore Girls episode.
i cried at the freaking preview for next week! i don't want it to end!

Lucy Sky Diamonds
05-09-2007, 01:30 AM
I just cried a little bit at tonight's Gilmore Girls episode.

So did I but I'm a major sap for the Gilmore Girls. :(

I pick my nose. I wash my hands when I'm done, but there is something wonderful about digging for gold in your nostrils.

yo soy el mejor
05-09-2007, 01:30 AM
i dont think im very ugly. i act like i do. im alright.

dean_r_koontz
05-09-2007, 01:31 AM
i'm afraid i'll end up like spankarine

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2007, 02:07 AM
i think a beard would suit you well

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2007, 02:08 AM
they say if a man has a beard, he's more likely to be depressed than a man without a beard

yo soy el mejor
05-09-2007, 02:12 AM
seeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeAN!

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2007, 02:19 AM
it doesn't mean everyone with a beard is depressed. i'm just saying given that information, i think dean is very beard compatible.

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2007, 02:23 AM
i can feel his depression coming on from all the way over here

sppunk
05-09-2007, 07:59 AM
I'm actually a New York Yankees fan.

Jonny5
05-09-2007, 08:29 AM
i lack tact i usually wish i had



asdifohjasd;lgfijragh mooorrreeee inpuutt@!!!!

The Jesus
05-09-2007, 09:05 AM
I won some money on the football at the weekend and I was all set to do something good with it: buy my friend's daughters something nice, get my Mum some flowers, buy my Dad a few bits and pieces of fishing tackle. In the end I decided against doing any of that, and blew the money on a new monitor for my PC. I kinda feel guilty now, but I'm sure the guilt will fade away when the monitor arrives.

jczeroman
05-09-2007, 10:24 AM
Sometimes I read the threads on netphoria... you know, the naughty ones.

Geek USA
05-09-2007, 10:33 AM
******s butt is touching my butt.

Geek USA
05-09-2007, 10:33 AM
:D

seign
05-09-2007, 10:55 AM
Two semesters ago I was leaving school via one of the more secluded entrances/exits to the particular building I was in. My class was on the second floor, so I had to descend a flight of stairs before I could exit the building. I casually walked down the hallway as I normally would, but as I rounded the final corner before the stairs, I was frozen by what I saw. There was blind girl walking clumsily towards the stair case, completely oblivious to what was in front of her. I sat watching in horror as she stumbled closer and closer to the top of the staircase.

So what did I do about it?

I turned around and walked the other way.

Confession: This made me lol and it probably shouldn't have :rofl:

It would have ended better if you wrote that you stood around silently and watched.

mpp
05-09-2007, 11:29 AM
i've been smoking way too much lately, but it's ayeet; the reds bullpen has been terrible and it helps to ease my frustration at night

i make it a point to try to watch the wonder years every night; one of the greatest shows ever created (btw, it's on Ion Television at 10:00 and 10:30 eastern)

Sonic Johnny
05-09-2007, 11:35 AM
today a guy was walking down the street with a box of krispy kremes. you cant get them in perth and i used to get them from my ex in sydney. for about 15 seconds i seriously considered running past him and snatching the box from his hands and then just lying low for a while.

srsly.

ella
05-09-2007, 11:45 AM
Yeah I don't know...Umm I bite the inside of my mouth every single day usually until I taste blood.

I like to sleep with my hand down my pants...just for comfort, and it keeps my hands warm at night. :cool:

The Jesus
05-09-2007, 11:55 AM
I like to sleep with my hand down my pants...just for comfort

Front or back?

ella
05-09-2007, 12:02 PM
Front! How could I reach my fucking hand down the back of my pants and sleep like that all night...I would have the worst cramp in the morning.

If you curl up into the fetal position, it's perfect for putting your hand down your pants and just falling asleep. :cool:

The Jesus
05-09-2007, 12:03 PM
*BOING*

the
05-09-2007, 12:08 PM
Yeah I don't know...Umm I bite the inside of my mouth every single day usually until I taste blood.

I like to sleep with my hand down my pants...just for comfort, and it keeps my hands warm at night. :cool:
i do that too :o

i did that once when i was sleeping on the airplane :-S

Caine Walker
05-09-2007, 12:37 PM
i LOVE desperate housewives...

Mo
05-09-2007, 01:05 PM
del

KrazeeStacee
05-09-2007, 02:31 PM
I sing along to that "I want to be your girlfriend" Avril song in the car when I'm alone.

I love watching Dog The Bounty Hunter.

You know those kids that are complete monsters and are always jumping all over things and the parents never pay any attention to them? I always sit and watch, just waiting and hoping that the kid falls and busts his head open, or at least just his lip or something. The other day this kid was spinning around in the revolving doors here at the mall, around and around - the mom was about 10 feet behind the kid on her cellphone, when she sees the kid she stops the door and the kid's face SLAMS into the glass and falls down crying. I laughed really loud in the mom's face (unintentionally).

Caine Walker
05-09-2007, 02:49 PM
hahahah, my brother and his wife told me about a similar story when he was at the Shedd Aquarium. i guess some little guy was running around the big tank, flailing his arms, and not paying attention. all of a sudden he saw the sea turtle and ran SMACK into the glass. they were laughing so hard that other parents were giving them dirty looks.

Mo
05-09-2007, 02:51 PM
I can watch most kinds of CSI without getting bored, like I'm doing right now.

Caine Walker
05-09-2007, 02:55 PM
:noway: that show is too intense for me. it's like watching an hour long p-diddy video.

Mo
05-09-2007, 02:59 PM
:noway: that show is too intense for me. it's like watching an hour long p-diddy video.

:rofl:

Just without Ben Stiller.

cork_soaker
05-09-2007, 03:10 PM
on occasion, i pee in the sink

cosmos
05-09-2007, 03:11 PM
i'm going to new york tomorrow to fuck jude law

avian chaos
05-09-2007, 03:41 PM
I made pumpkin bread with no rising agent and it was an indigestible brick. Smelled good though.
Aww :(

Reminds me of my very unsuccessful attempt at making my own muffin recipe from scratch. That turned out... :erm:

When I lay in bed at night I have to force myself to daydream for anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour in order to calm myself down enough to go to sleep, or else I'll just have an anxiety attack and my heart will start racing 'cause I'll just be thinking about not being able to fall asleep, etc. Partly why I go to bed at early-ish hours.

KrazeeStacee
05-09-2007, 03:45 PM
hahahah, my brother and his wife told me about a similar story when he was at the Shedd Aquarium. i guess some little guy was running around the big tank, flailing his arms, and not paying attention. all of a sudden he saw the sea turtle and ran SMACK into the glass. they were laughing so hard that other parents were giving them dirty looks.
hahaha I just love seeing kids get hurt, some of them aren't bad and I wish nothing upon them - but most kids, you can just see it in their eyes. They're snakey, conniving little bastards just trying to see how far they can push their boundaries and how much they can actually get away with in public...and I'm sure they're way worse at home. But don't get me wrong, some kids are raised right and are nearly perfectly behaved in public and that makes me smile - I like kids with respect, I just always wanna trip the ones that are running around screaming.

Caine Walker
05-09-2007, 03:46 PM
define "early-ish".

Esty
05-09-2007, 03:48 PM
I once had a sex dream with KrazeeStacee in it.

KrazeeStacee
05-09-2007, 03:59 PM
Well thank god I never had one with you in it!

waltermcphilp
05-09-2007, 04:01 PM
on occasion, i pee in the sink

i do this too. :erm:

Esty
05-09-2007, 04:02 PM
You don't even know what I look like Stacee.

This must have been about 5 years ago or so. I can't seem to remember.

avian chaos
05-09-2007, 04:04 PM
define "early-ish".
I usually go to bed around 10 so I can be falling asleep by 11.

avian chaos
05-09-2007, 04:05 PM
When Chris isn't around, if I see a bug in the house I'll just kill it instead of trying to help it get out of the house :(

monkeyfritters
05-09-2007, 04:06 PM
i do this too. :erm:


only the laundry room sink

monkeyfritters
05-09-2007, 04:06 PM
When Chris isn't around, if I see a bug in the house I'll just kill it instead of trying to help it get out of the house :(

that amounts to murder.

ohnoitsbonnie
05-09-2007, 05:10 PM
Bugs are not humans, ergo, not murder.

wally
05-09-2007, 06:44 PM
When I used to work in a grocery store deli, I would slice a piece of turkey for someone to see if it was the thickness they wanted before I would slice a whole pound. If they said they wanted it a little thinner, I would fake like I adjusted the machine, slice another one and show them the slice. They would say "Yeah, that's fine" about 99% of the time.

Mayfuck
05-09-2007, 06:45 PM
no one knows where i work right cause i have a confession about my workplace and what i do in the file room every wednsday after everyone leaves

avian chaos
05-09-2007, 06:58 PM
When I used to work in a grocery store deli, I would slice a piece of turkey for someone to see if it was the thickness they wanted before I would slice a whole pound. If they said they wanted it a little thinner, I would fake like I adjusted the machine, slice another one and show them the slice. They would say "Yeah, that's fine" about 99% of the time.
We have a winner.

Rex Bangs
05-09-2007, 07:03 PM
sean casey and caine walker are asshats

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2007, 07:11 PM
hey fuck you rex.

"hey guys,

the band asked me to reach out to everybody here

wally
05-09-2007, 07:12 PM
asshat

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2007, 07:13 PM
If we can all work together, it will be a great year.

yo soy el mejor
05-09-2007, 07:40 PM
i read the confessions thread in rf9 because i had someones password. some of you are little freaks. :erm:
thats my confession

Mayfuck
05-09-2007, 07:41 PM
^it wasn't in rf9 was it? but yea that confession thread is way spicier.

avian chaos
05-09-2007, 07:42 PM
****** :(

yo soy el mejor
05-09-2007, 07:42 PM
a little TOO spicy if you know what i mean! everyone send me $5 in paypal or i will spill some beans!

yo soy el mejor
05-09-2007, 07:43 PM
who was the guy who boinked that gurl he should not have boinked?

Mayfuck
05-09-2007, 07:48 PM
****** :(
<dfd>

avian chaos
05-09-2007, 07:51 PM
I won't mince words-- you crossed a line. That thread was sacred!

yo soy el mejor
05-09-2007, 07:52 PM
not to me. i dont have access there.

>_<

avian chaos
05-09-2007, 07:53 PM
You shouldn't be posting about what you read, though. :noway:

yo soy el mejor
05-09-2007, 07:54 PM
everyone does it. especially online.

benjamin619
05-09-2007, 08:00 PM
once at a party, i became worried that i had bad breath. today i do not believe i actually did, but who can say with certainty? anyway i went into the bathroom, randomly grabbed a brush and some paste, and made sure i was minty.

avian chaos
05-09-2007, 08:04 PM
everyone does it. especially online.
:noway:

Esty
05-10-2007, 11:05 AM
sean casey and caine walker are asshats

Right here caine.

Caine Walker
05-10-2007, 11:10 AM
well. this doesn't sound like the start of a great year to <i>me</i>.

Esty
05-10-2007, 11:15 AM
Its not your fault the guys drumming sucks.

MeAndMyLlama
05-10-2007, 07:06 PM
i kinda like the cable guy

Shapan
05-10-2007, 07:10 PM
i think eisley and fiona apple are great

I'm Hardcore
05-10-2007, 07:49 PM
i own a high-powered assault rifle
i own a 12 gauge double-barrel shotgun
i own a regular shotgun
i own a regular hunting rifle
i own a 9 millimeter, a .357, a.45 handgun, a .38 special
and ah, i own an M-16 fully automatic ground assault rifle

avian chaos
05-10-2007, 08:17 PM
are you a member of the NRA

I'm Hardcore
05-10-2007, 08:21 PM
i was too hardcore for the NRA

mpp
05-10-2007, 08:26 PM
i semi-secretly enjoy listening to my fiancee's old all-girl a capella group

it's quite good but it's SO gay

pale blue eyes
05-10-2007, 08:26 PM
I watched The Fox and the Hound for the first time in years the other night when I couldn't sleep. It was one of those movies that always made me cry when I was little and I thought I was a big bad adult and would just be sad. I probably cried more than when I was younger.

mpp
05-10-2007, 08:26 PM
i own a high-powered assault rifle
i own a 12 gauge double-barrel shotgun
i own a regular shotgun
i own a regular hunting rifle
i own a 9 millimeter, a .357, a.45 handgun, a .38 special
and ah, i own an M-16 fully automatic ground assault rifle

i love it

pale blue eyes
05-10-2007, 08:29 PM
Oh, and once when I was sixteen or seventeen I took my brother's driver's license, cut it into little pieces and flushed it down the toilet because of something I can't even remember.

mpp
05-10-2007, 08:43 PM
a little TOO spicy if you know what i mean! everyone send me $5 in paypal or i will spill some beans!

****** that's pretty...sweet

flavin
05-10-2007, 09:24 PM
i own a high-powered assault rifle
i own a 12 gauge double-barrel shotgun
i own a regular shotgun
i own a regular hunting rifle
i own a 9 millimeter, a .357, a.45 handgun, a .38 special
and ah, i own an M-16 fully automatic ground assault rifle
Would you mind reciting your poem for us?

avian chaos
05-10-2007, 09:26 PM
i was too hardcore for the NRA
My mom was in the army, and she says her life motto is "You haven't lived until you've shot an automatic."

True?

I'm Hardcore
05-10-2007, 09:31 PM
Would you mind reciting your poem for us?

not at all, i dont see why....i dont see why i couldnt


there's an evil virus that's threatening mankind
it's not state of the art, it's a serious state of the mind
the muggers, the backstabbers, the two faced elite
a menace to society, a social disease
to brainwash the mind is a social disorder
the cynics, the apathy one-upmanship order
watching beginnings of social decay
gloating and sneering at life's disarray
eating away at your own self esteem
pouncing on every word that you might be saying
to attack someones mind is a social disorder
the constitution, the government, martial law order
superficially smiling a shake of the hand
as soon as your back is turned treason is planned
when every good thing's laid to rest
by the governments hate, by the constitution and their lies
and every time you think you're safe
and when you go to turn away
you know they're sharpening all their knives
all in your mind
all in your head
try to relate it
all in your mind
all in your head
try to escape it
without a conscience they destroy
and that's a thing that they enjoy
they're a sickness that's in all of our minds
they want to sink the ship and leave
the way they laugh at you and me
you know it happens all the time
but it only happens in your mind
the rats in the cellar you know who you are...
or do you?
watching beginnings of social decay...

Lucy Sky Diamonds
05-10-2007, 09:44 PM
Oh, and once when I was sixteen or seventeen I took my brother's driver's license, cut it into little pieces and flushed it down the toilet because of something I can't even remember.

You've done some really vindictive things, I wouldn't want to get on your bad side.

pale blue eyes
05-10-2007, 09:48 PM
It takes a lot to get to that point. Even though I can't remember it, it's my brother so given other stuff he has done it was justified.

Oh wait, I think he stuck a toenail in my sandwich. I'm pretty sure that was it.

alisonmonster
05-10-2007, 09:54 PM
that sucks, but a toenail in the sandwich is pretty funny. Like a whole toenail or clippings? (not that it makes any big difference)

pale blue eyes
05-10-2007, 10:00 PM
It was his entire big toenail, and he hid it in mayo. I BIT INTO IT.

Travis Meeks
05-10-2007, 10:05 PM
I'm hoping for a plague that would take out 2/3 of the world's population. I think this would be the best thing to ever happen to our species...not to mention earth and all of the other animals. Everytime I hear about an animal becoming extinct I think, eh, they'll have earth back soon enough.

first thing to pop in my head when I saw this thread...I'll try harder

alisonmonster
05-10-2007, 10:12 PM
It was his entire big toenail, and he hid it in mayo. I BIT INTO IT.

:hurl:

pale blue eyes
05-10-2007, 10:14 PM
YEAH.

Shapan
05-10-2007, 11:04 PM
I BIT INTO IT.

this is awesome

Lucy Sky Diamonds
05-10-2007, 11:07 PM
Oh god that's really gross. He deserved getting his license cut up for that crap.

Fathoms (unadored)
05-10-2007, 11:32 PM
I'm secretely a legitimate fan of 7th Heaven.

Starla
05-11-2007, 04:56 AM
I'm slowly losing my vision - and there's not much progress with the medications I've been tried on. So....I'm living life to the fullest with my daughter....and terrorizing netphoria as much as I can....

benjamin619
05-11-2007, 04:58 AM
:(

Mablak
05-11-2007, 05:00 AM
I'm slowly losing my vision - and there's not much progress with the medications I've been tried on. So....I'm living life to the fullest with my daughter....and terrorizing netphoria as much as I can....
What exactly is the problem :[. You can still frequent netphoria even when your vision fails you y'know, using one of those word pronouncing programs.

Ever
05-11-2007, 05:34 AM
They're also inventing robotic eyes for people. They had a show on the discovery channel about them. They make you see in pixels like constantly staring at a monitor, the current prototype runs on only 8x8 gray scale pixels. but over time the resolution will increase and the amount of colors will increase, till, eventually, the robotic eyes will be a million times better than real eyes.

Starla
05-11-2007, 06:09 AM
What exactly is the problem :[. You can still frequent netphoria even when your vision fails you y'know, using one of those word pronouncing programs.

I have ms. I have one that came with the comp. However it sucks so I've been looking for a better one. Thx!

Starla
05-11-2007, 06:12 AM
They're also inventing robotic eyes for people. They had a show on the discovery channel about them. They make you see in pixels like constantly staring at a monitor, the current prototype runs on only 8x8 gray scale pixels. but over time the resolution will increase and the amount of colors will increase, till, eventually, the robotic eyes will be a million times better than real eyes.

like the terminator..? :rofl:

There is also a new medication which is supposed to help in rebuilding and strenthening myelin. Now only if the FDA would release it here in the US.

kristin xp
05-11-2007, 06:21 AM
i thought i really liked someone, but i was wrong, and told them today. they were crushed, but i fully warned them about my state of mind given the circumstances and situations.....so i kinda feel like it was their fault for getting so involved when i was clearly broadcasting why they shouldn't. i didn't feel that bad about putting it bluntly either.

oh and one for the money, two for the show....i've never had sex in a public place (like a forest or parking lot or something). so there

Shapan
05-11-2007, 07:44 AM
but you just said you thought you really liked...

nevermind.

Kahlo
05-11-2007, 08:53 AM
I'm Estys Troll

Esty
05-11-2007, 08:57 AM
No, you were one of the esty trolls.

You were terrible at it btw.

Trixter
05-11-2007, 09:35 AM
My first kiss was with a girl. I was 7, she was my bestfriend...

Kahlo
05-11-2007, 09:36 AM
well that will be Esty turned on

Mo
05-11-2007, 09:36 AM
My first kiss was with a girl as well.

sppunk
05-11-2007, 09:40 AM
My first kiss was with Trixter.

It was awful.

Mo
05-11-2007, 12:26 PM
Over the last five month I haven't really done anything besides working and learning.
I cut off almost all my social contacts [except to my girlfriend] and only sometimes comunicate with my best friends - not even in person but via IM.
I hate talking to my parents [which I do about once a week, and only over the phone], I don't really talk with the people living in my dormitory and at work I remain silent.
I've become more and more depressed [or at least I think I have] and it's honestly killing me.
But instead of talking about or doing anything against it I flee myself into fictive realities [TV shows, books, movies... you name it], and I don't know for how long I can keep this shit up.

neopryn
05-11-2007, 12:33 PM
i eat ice cream with a fork

Mo
05-11-2007, 12:36 PM
And why would you do that?

Shapan
05-11-2007, 02:17 PM
some men like to challenge themselves

neopryn
05-11-2007, 02:19 PM
it just feels more natural, i can't explain it.

they were giving away free ice cream in the building i work at the other day and i complained that there weren't any forks, forgetting how strangely everyone was going to look at me.

the
05-11-2007, 02:25 PM
Over the last five month I haven't really done anything besides working and learning.
I cut off almost all my social contacts [except to my girlfriend] and only sometimes comunicate with my best friends - not even in person but via IM.
I've become more and more depressed [or at least I think I have] and it's honestly killing me.
But instead of talking about or doing anything against it I flee myself into fictive realities [TV shows, books, movies... you name it], and I don't know for how long I can keep this shit up.

same.
but i do talk to my parents. they're awesome!
i hope this will change once i go home.

neopryn
05-11-2007, 02:29 PM
i also am in the same situation as antipop except i don't have a girlfriend of course. particularly on the fictive realities part, although i'm not sure if fictive is a word.

Shapan
05-11-2007, 02:32 PM
i have a lot of good friends here at irvine, but i feel like my better friends are still the ones i made at riverside at my old college and my best friends are my high school friends. im really good at talking to people but i rarely let people get too close.

i miss having a girlfriend but at the same time i dont want one. its weird.

avian chaos
05-11-2007, 02:53 PM
i also am in the same situation as antipop except i don't have a girlfriend of course. particularly on the fictive realities part, although i'm not sure if fictive is a word.
fic·tive (fktv)
adj.
1. Of, relating to, or able to engage in imaginative invention.
2. Of, relating to, or being fiction; fictional.
3. Not genuine; sham.
fictive·ly adv.
fictive·ness n.


If I wasn't married, Nathan, I'd be your girlfriend!! Not to sound like some haggard old aunt or something, but I'm honestly amazed that you aren't fighting them off with a stick.

shannon
05-11-2007, 02:55 PM
me too!

waltermcphilp
05-11-2007, 02:58 PM
somtimes i just want to kill myself.






















wait. not me, you.

Starla
05-11-2007, 06:25 PM
I was in an R Kelly video

Lucy Sky Diamonds
05-11-2007, 06:35 PM
I have to pee really badly right now, but the water is off in my building cause the laundry room is flooded. NEED TO PEE.

I just took my rats for a walk in the park and I got a lot of strange looks. :p

bardy
05-11-2007, 06:38 PM
if its yellow, let it mellow
if it's brown, flush it down

Lucy Sky Diamonds
05-11-2007, 06:39 PM
Gotta wash my hands after. If I can't wash my hands after the washroom, then I'll just wait to find a washroom with a sink or wait until it's positively bursting out of my ears.

bardy
05-11-2007, 06:40 PM
theres probably a little bti of water left in the pipes, just do it fast

Elvis The Fat Years
05-11-2007, 06:40 PM
if its yellow, let it mellow
if it's brown, flush it down


thats beautiful, bardy.

the
05-11-2007, 06:43 PM
I just took my rats for a walk in the park and I got a lot of strange looks.
:erm:

Lucy Sky Diamonds
05-11-2007, 06:43 PM
They really liked the sun! I felt bad, they've been cooped up in the apartment for a long time.

cork_soaker
05-11-2007, 06:45 PM
I have to pee really badly right now, but the water is off in my building cause the laundry room is flooded. NEED TO PEE.



there's always the sink...

Lucy Sky Diamonds
05-11-2007, 06:48 PM
You freaks don't get it. I can empty my bladder. It's the hand washing afterwards that presents a problem.

Don't you freaks practice the basic elements of hygiene?

cosmos
05-11-2007, 06:50 PM
nope

bardy
05-11-2007, 06:52 PM
well maybe you can pee and drip dry so you dont have to put your hands down there

Lucy Sky Diamonds
05-11-2007, 07:01 PM
Fuck it, I went. I wanted to shower before going out for dinner, but that's not happening.

cork_soaker
05-11-2007, 07:14 PM
You freaks don't get it. I can empty my bladder. It's the hand washing afterwards that presents a problem.

Don't you freaks practice the basic elements of hygiene?

i keep an extremely clean penis.

waltermcphilp
05-11-2007, 08:13 PM
i keep an extremely clean penis.

where do you keep it? is that another confession for another day?

avian chaos
05-11-2007, 08:24 PM
i keep an extremely clean penis.
<img src="http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/p/-/-/-/alan_shore.jpg">

:love:

shannon
05-11-2007, 08:36 PM
have you seen 'secretary'?

he's... um... cool in that movie

Elvis The Fat Years
05-11-2007, 08:37 PM
sluts.

shannon
05-11-2007, 08:39 PM
:love:

avian chaos
05-11-2007, 10:08 PM
have you seen 'secretary'?

he's... um... cool in that movie
No! My old room mate was telling me about it once, though, while we were gushing over our James Spader crushes on the couch one evening. Sigh.

shannon
05-11-2007, 10:18 PM
he gets pretty saucy in that movie... you might want to check it out ;)

Esty
05-11-2007, 10:20 PM
That movie was pretty boring.

Actually, can someone tell me how it ends. The last thing I remember is seeing maggies bush when she got out of the bath.

shannon
05-11-2007, 10:21 PM
it is kind of boring... but i thought it was really sexy... and cute in some ways

Esty
05-11-2007, 10:27 PM
I mean, it just moved so slow. Ugh

How does the movie end shannon? Tell me!!:mad:

bardy
05-11-2007, 10:28 PM
uh I think he gets bored of her and gets rid of her and she freaks out? haha god I havent seen tha tmovie in years

shannon
05-11-2007, 10:30 PM
I mean, it just moved so slow. Ugh

How does the movie end shannon? Tell me!!:mad:

i don't want to ruin it in case she wants to watch it!

but it doesn't really change from the last part that you saw

Esty
05-11-2007, 10:32 PM
uh I think he gets bored of her and gets rid of her and she freaks out? haha god I havent seen tha tmovie in years

What? He was just helping take a bath last time I saw it.

Shannon, if you know, pm me it. I've been trying to find out how it ends for years.

avian chaos
05-11-2007, 11:34 PM
Haha, Esty reminds me of when I was in high school, there was this one episode of Seinfeld that would always be on everytime I tuned in. It was really frustrating because I never got to finish watching the episode any of the times I turned it on for various reasons-- friends came over, I had to go to class, etc. So for a long time I tried to find someone who could tell me what happened at the end of the episode-- it was the one where Jerry gets the expensive jacket with the pinstripes on the inside and everyone is shocked at how expensive it is. Then, come to find out, in normal Seinfeld fashion, they never even tell you how much it costs! I was so mad. I wish I had known about Wikipedia in high school; that woulda saved me a lotta grief back then.

MusicMan4
05-11-2007, 11:35 PM
when i finish drinking this 1.5 liter bottle of arbor mist i'll rock this thread

MusicMan4
05-11-2007, 11:36 PM
i know abor mist is p ussy shit but ive also downed 32 oz of beer (also pussy shit)
but a lot of pussy shit adds up
you know what im saying

avian chaos
05-11-2007, 11:38 PM
I can't say I know what you're saying, 'cause Brady says I'm a two beer queer :(

MusicMan4
05-11-2007, 11:39 PM
you just need to work at it
in 2004 when i started drinking i would have passed out by now

avian chaos
05-11-2007, 11:41 PM
That's some good advice. I pulled a buncha twenties out of the ATM the other day, I reckon a trip to the liquor store is in order

Jonny5
05-11-2007, 11:43 PM
i know abor mist is p ussy shit but ive also downed 32 oz of beer (also pussy shit)
but a lot of pussy shit adds up
you know what im saying
it sure does add up. sometimes all you need is a little pussy shit and, boom, your sky-rocketed. its that fine line

sounds like vaginal discourse but its not

Fonzie
05-12-2007, 12:15 AM
not at all, i dont see why....i dont see why i couldnt


there's an evil virus that's threatening mankind
it's not state of the art, it's a serious state of the mind
the muggers, the backstabbers, the two faced elite
a menace to society, a social disease
to brainwash the mind is a social disorder
the cynics, the apathy one-upmanship order
watching beginnings of social decay
gloating and sneering at life's disarray
eating away at your own self esteem
pouncing on every word that you might be saying
to attack someones mind is a social disorder
the constitution, the government, martial law order
superficially smiling a shake of the hand
as soon as your back is turned treason is planned
when every good thing's laid to rest
by the governments hate, by the constitution and their lies
and every time you think you're safe
and when you go to turn away
you know they're sharpening all their knives
all in your mind
all in your head
try to relate it
all in your mind
all in your head
try to escape it
without a conscience they destroy
and that's a thing that they enjoy
they're a sickness that's in all of our minds
they want to sink the ship and leave
the way they laugh at you and me
you know it happens all the time
but it only happens in your mind
the rats in the cellar you know who you are...
or do you?
watching beginnings of social decay...


that's really poetic.

Fonzie
05-12-2007, 12:16 AM
btw, Blaze was a bad choice.

I'm Hardcore
05-12-2007, 04:27 PM
that's really poetic.

i think its Iron Maiden

j u n e
05-12-2007, 06:26 PM
when i finish drinking this 1.5 liter bottle of arbor mist i'll rock this thread
:rofl:
http://www.ciadvertising.org/SA/spring_03/382j/MDEMORI/onevstwo/pictures/arbor_mist.jpg

j u n e
05-12-2007, 06:27 PM
i confess i have tried arbor mist :(

Fonzie
05-12-2007, 08:02 PM
i think its Iron Maiden

hence the Blaze comment.

I'm Hardcore
05-12-2007, 08:10 PM
hence the Blaze comment.

lol

i dont know a fucking thing about Iron Maiden!

I'm Hardcore
05-12-2007, 08:11 PM
wait...you DO know why i posted that poetic shit, dont you?

MeAndMyLlama
05-12-2007, 08:27 PM
i'm at a wine party right now but instead of socializing im drinking bud light and reading netphoria

beef curtains
05-12-2007, 08:53 PM
I have a really creepy fangirl crush on Blake Lewis.
I haven't felt this excited about a musician / band in years

julie
05-12-2007, 09:03 PM
I have a really creepy fangirl crush on Blake Lewis.
I haven't felt this excited about a musician / band in years
my niece saw him yesterday in bothell. she's in the background of a photo of him in the post intelligencer today. she also has the water bottle he drank from if you want to do something creepy with his dna.

bardy
05-12-2007, 10:20 PM
I just had a pretty big (for me) nervous breakdown and I wouldnt be surprised if my boyfriend is completely disgusted and dumps me.

avian chaos
05-12-2007, 10:22 PM
:(

I'll be here to pick up the pieces, Brady

I'm Hardcore
05-12-2007, 10:22 PM
i just vomited into a rubbish sack again

avian chaos
05-12-2007, 10:28 PM
I confess that Travis_Wright is a loser and a twat.

jack_kerouac03
05-12-2007, 10:30 PM
I think Kimmy is pretty hot, but I just watched those videos and she made me throw up the California Rolls I just spent an hour making.

avian chaos
05-12-2007, 10:35 PM
hahahaha!!

Sorry :)

jack_kerouac03
05-12-2007, 10:36 PM
it's okay, i made extra!

bardy
05-12-2007, 10:50 PM
:(

I'll be here to pick up the pieces, Brady
aw I hope you arent making fun of me!!!

avian chaos
05-12-2007, 10:52 PM
I'm not! I would never! Unless it was in jest... But that wasn't at all.

mpp
05-12-2007, 10:58 PM
so what happened bard?

Esty
05-12-2007, 11:00 PM
Yeah brady, tell esty, he wants to help.

bardy
05-12-2007, 11:06 PM
oh, I dont know...

Sometimes I just hate myself becuase I am a bit socially awkward (shy) and I cant go out and really have a whole lot of fun by myself. And I don't like my job and I want to switch to a new one and I feel so horrible and guilty, like it's my fault and that I am a horrible person for not being happy with my life right now. I should be going out and seizing the day... but it's just not who I am and I keep forcing myself to try to be that way and get upset when it doesn't work out. And a lot of my job is forcing me into this social situations that I'm not comfortable with and it just reminds me how shy and retarded I am and ugh.

Anyway, noone likes to listen to that so I am done.

neopryn
05-12-2007, 11:07 PM
Yeah brady, tell esty, he wants to help.post/av

Esty
05-12-2007, 11:11 PM
oh, I dont know...

Sometimes I just hate myself becuase I am a bit socially awkward (shy) and I cant go out and really have a whole lot of fun by myself. And I don't like my job and I want to switch to a new one and I feel so horrible and guilty, like it's my fault and that I am a horrible person for not being happy with my life right now. I should be going out and seizing the day... but it's just not who I am and I keep forcing myself to try to be that way and get upset when it doesn't work out. And a lot of my job is forcing me into this social situations that I'm not comfortable with and it just reminds me how shy and retarded I am and ugh.

Anyway, noone likes to listen to that so I am done.

I think lots of people feel this way. I'm not happy with my job, and have been thinking about going back to school in order to do something different. You're still very young, and have the time to take a step back, and change directions. I think you can.

mpp
05-12-2007, 11:12 PM
I think lots of people feel this way. I'm not happy with my job, and have been thinking about going back to school in order to do something different. You're still very young, and have the time to take a step back, and change directions. I think you can.

Lately, I've been upset with my job. It can be quite "unfulfilling."

But then I think: "What would I really want to do?" Nothing.

bardy
05-12-2007, 11:15 PM
yeah I have this opportunity to take a different position back in sacramento at the end of this year... and it would be better suited to my strengths, I think. I just feel so crappy. What if I didn't give the job I have now enough of a shot? I don't want people thinking I gave up before I got there. But I guess I feel guilty about that... becuase in some ways I did give up on it before I started it. I guess it's too late now, though.

Nimrod's Son
05-12-2007, 11:18 PM
I sing along to that "I want to be your girlfriend" Avril song in the car when I'm alone.

I love watching Dog The Bounty Hunter.

You know those kids that are complete monsters and are always jumping all over things and the parents never pay any attention to them? I always sit and watch, just waiting and hoping that the kid falls and busts his head open, or at least just his lip or something. The other day this kid was spinning around in the revolving doors here at the mall, around and around - the mom was about 10 feet behind the kid on her cellphone, when she sees the kid she stops the door and the kid's face SLAMS into the glass and falls down crying. I laughed really loud in the mom's face (unintentionally).
Listen, not a year goes by - not a year - that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

Esty
05-12-2007, 11:19 PM
Eh, who cares what everyone else thinks. As long as you end up happy, whats there to complain about.

bardy
05-12-2007, 11:22 PM
I have been having a big problem with caring what people think about me lately. I didn't have this problem so much in college, IIRC... maybe it's just the culture shock of being in the workforce and having to impress people.

mpp
05-12-2007, 11:24 PM
It's a difficult thing to get past (caring about what others think).

Esp when you've been conditioned to care about what others think about you. Trust me on this one.

Esty
05-12-2007, 11:25 PM
I never worry about impressing people. Maybe I should? I just do what I want and if no one likes it, fuck'em. That *******s my parents.

mpp
05-12-2007, 11:25 PM
I never worry about impressing people. Maybe I should? I just do what I want and if no one likes it, fuck'em. That *******s my parents.


that's the best way to be

Esty
05-12-2007, 11:28 PM
Yeah, brady. You need to be more like me.

bardy
05-12-2007, 11:29 PM
well I guess I am just worried about building a good reputation in this company... becuase I know how far that can take me. Having some higher-up people really think you're awesome goes along way because they will say nice things about you to other people. I've met people and had them say "oh! I've heard great things about you from _____" and that is priceless. I guess I just don't want that to be the opposite... I want to be seen as a considerate hardworking intelligent employee, and not as some prissy bitch who doesnt like machines and wants to live near her boyfriend.

bardy
05-12-2007, 11:33 PM
oh, and I read the entire Go Ask Alice book this evening. What a load of shit. It was on sale a the bookstore and I was curious, boy I should have saved that money.

MeAndMyLlama
05-12-2007, 11:33 PM
you'll be CEO of mcdonald's yet

bardy
05-12-2007, 11:51 PM
excuse me?

Elvis The Fat Years
05-12-2007, 11:59 PM
i put baby powder on my junk after every shower, and every time a nice lady is nice enough to give me oral pleasure, they appreciate it.

Nimrod's Son
05-13-2007, 12:09 AM
i put baby powder on my junk after every shower, and every time a nice lady is nice enough to give me oral pleasure, they appreciate it.
i like gold bond

MeAndMyLlama
05-13-2007, 12:10 AM
what a samaritan

Nimrod's Son
05-13-2007, 12:11 AM
what a samaritan
any chick who will sleep with you

MeAndMyLlama
05-13-2007, 12:14 AM
you're fat, and 35, and make 11.50 an hour working at applebee's. stfu

Nimrod's Son
05-13-2007, 12:40 AM
you're fat, and 35, and make 11.50 an hour working at applebee's. stfu
insults should have some basis in reality, or they don't make any sense

MeAndMyLlama
05-13-2007, 12:44 AM
whatever 33, moderately overweight and there's no way in hell you make more than 28,000 a year

Elvis The Fat Years
05-13-2007, 12:44 AM
i like gold bond

Stops itch and pain
More than a Powder... It's Medication!

Elvis The Fat Years
05-13-2007, 12:45 AM
insults should have some basis in reality

hell no. this is what makes them fun to read.

Nate the Grate
05-13-2007, 12:53 AM
I'm glad to see this thread has been a success!

Confession: I'm ridiculously bad at flip cup. I actually get physically nervous when I have to play. You know what? I'm pretty mediocre at beer pong too. I try to pretend like I'm just having an off game, but I think I'm just not that great.

Shapan
05-13-2007, 01:11 AM
i put baby powder on my junk after every shower, and every time a nice lady is nice enough to give me oral pleasure, they appreciate it.

this was great after the serious theme with brady.

brady all that i can say is the generic do whatever makes you feel happy. im sure you know that deep down inside but you're freaked out about everyone else, dont worry about them.

i cant find my class ring, i love that thing. :(

Nimrod's Son
05-13-2007, 01:11 AM
Stops itch and pain
More than a Powder... It's Medication!
it makes the boys tingle

Nimrod's Son
05-13-2007, 01:12 AM
whatever 33, moderately overweight and there's no way in hell you make more than 28,000 a year
i make well more than double that, punk.

magicalWorld
05-13-2007, 06:34 AM
i like to pick my nose...i do it like crazy...and it itches all the stupid time cuz i'm allergic to almost everything!!!

wHATcOLOR
05-13-2007, 06:54 AM
good first post. welcome, mister nose

magicalWorld
05-13-2007, 08:15 AM
geezz thanks ... it feals nice to be here... :D

Rockin' Cherub
05-13-2007, 08:29 AM
i'm extremely unattractive and i cry when i'm drunk

Ever
05-13-2007, 08:34 AM
i like to pick my nose...i do it like crazy...and it itches all the stupid time cuz i'm allergic to almost everything!!!I picked my nose heaps when I was younger and now its all big and I hate it :(

Rockin' Cherub
05-13-2007, 08:35 AM
I like to watch Bob Ross's "The Joy of Painting" on YouTube when I am feeling stressed, because it helps me relax. I seriously feel like I'm on drugs when I watch that guy.
how is this a confession

everybody does that all the time

that's like saying "i wash my penis with my hands"

magicalWorld
05-13-2007, 08:38 AM
I picked my nose heaps when I was younger and now its all big and I hate it :(



awww...... :(
too bad...mine aren't that big :D

i don't think they're big at all... :D(well it's what i think :D )

magicalWorld
05-13-2007, 08:42 AM
i'm extremely unattractive and i cry when i'm drunk


i sometimes do that to...i cry when i'm drunk and then, in the morning i remember what i did and never wish to see anyone ever again...

Rockin' Cherub
05-13-2007, 08:45 AM
exactly. but it happens to me so regularly that not wanting to see anyone is almost a constant state

magicalWorld
05-13-2007, 08:56 AM
oh...
and another thing i do when i'm drunk...i talk allot and people hate me for that...and then, when i go to the bathroom i keep saying to myself...you didn't talk that much ...did you!?!?!

Ever
05-13-2007, 08:57 AM
Somedays, I just stay at home all day and eat chocolate and play videogames and watch tv. I dunno why I do it but it comes around every month or so where I'll just spend three or four days like that. I cease any humanly contact even on the internet. Except for those necessary ones like asking for leftovers. It feels so good showering after

bardy
05-13-2007, 10:01 AM
I picked my nose heaps when I was younger and now its all big and I hate it :(


I don't think picking your nose has anyhting to do with its size

pink_ribbon_scars
05-14-2007, 01:30 PM
on saturday morning i had this dream that i was peeing and i woke up and realized that i had peed a little bit in my underwear. i felt lucky that it hadn't turned out worse. :)

aside from that, i am too boring to have anything to confess.

yelims
05-14-2007, 01:56 PM
im so hungry, i could eat at arbys...

Saylam
05-14-2007, 02:09 PM
For the past year i have been trying to fill a bath with cum

yelims
05-14-2007, 02:13 PM
For the past year i have been trying to fill a bath with cum

continuously?

yelims
05-14-2007, 02:15 PM
o never mind... drunk response
good luck on ur sick habit

Saylam
05-14-2007, 02:19 PM
Its an art project
Maybe i could sell it too the tate for millions.

smurfing
05-14-2007, 04:15 PM
pg 1 of this thread blows... does it get any better? the BB version of this thread was full of stuff like "i once shat into my hand in the shower and threw it over the curtain into the toilet"

smurfing
05-14-2007, 04:27 PM
i could contribute something interesting but it would reflect pretty poorly on me and lessen my chances of hooking up w/ bonnie

yelims
05-14-2007, 04:31 PM
on the other hand....the dancing pikachu gets the bitches

yo soy el mejor
05-14-2007, 07:37 PM
ugh i had that avatar first

yelims
05-14-2007, 08:01 PM
:( fuckin hell...

yelims
05-14-2007, 08:09 PM
back to default..

yo soy el mejor
05-14-2007, 08:13 PM
i meant the dancing pikachu!

smurfing
05-14-2007, 08:22 PM
do u want it back?

yo soy el mejor
05-14-2007, 08:23 PM
no. you can have it. :)

yo soy el mejor
05-14-2007, 08:24 PM
p.s how did you manage getting drunk at home? i was shocked and amazed. either that or you were typing way too fast for your own good.

smurfing
05-14-2007, 08:25 PM
im not drunk... im feeling pretty sick, though.