which ones, fools?

Either chicken nuggets or fish fillets.

no vegetarian option?

the wonders of batchelor food

netphoria has spoken!

the pizza could be veggie

Either chicken nuggets or fish fillets.
vote!@

no vegetarian option?
nope, if anything i forgot to in clude turkey bagels.

i picked pizza rolls because i didnt feel like cleaning my oven pan.

i get so friggin sloppy through the week, between my days off, it's incredible. good thing most my friends live on the kansas side and never come over.

what the hell is a pizza roll?

pizza in a roll!

not very filling, unless one eats half the bag.

http://www.lunchtimereview.com/uploaded_images/DSCF1048-742452.JPG

oo 'one eats half the bag'


I see the Queen is having an effect

They sell one of those rolls for three whole dollars at the school canteen and people still buy them all the time.

awesome taste!

that looks cool, but i don't see what it has to do with pizza

It has all the ingredients of a pizza just it's rolled over itself.

all the ingredients doesn't make it pizza

I know, but it's all I could think of to explain how pizza rolls might have something to do with pizza

i'm hungry

man that all looks pretty good right now.

i'm not anymore.

I ate a spinach lasagna at lunch, and it was delicious.

purely on the foreman grill, the first one.

The fish fillets or the burger option. They are not overly processed garbage.

the wonders of batchelor food
Seriously. I shouldn't talk, really, since last night I had chips for dinner, but... No offense, D.-- most of those options sounds so disgusting.

i liked to cut up my own mushrooms and throw them all over an oven cheese pizza. my mom doesnt buy that junk and im not paying for food if i dont have to.

damn you!!!!!!!!!!

i had smoked chicken/provolone sandwich i brought from home for lunch. i am good at making sandwiches!

then i had a snickers bar cuz i'm having my period. hah.

Damn you. I'm on my period and now I really want a Snickers bar!

snickers is the perfect period snack because it is sweet AND salty!

Agreed.

Though, just hearing the words sweet and salty right now sure gives me a hankering for some yogurt covered pretzels. Hummina hummina.

I just had a sandwich from sonic for lunch so no dinner for me tonight :(

Sonic is way too expensive, I think. But their extra long chili cheese coneys are awesome.

there are no Sonics around here. i always see commercials. they keep playing with my emotions. :(

Sonic was cool when the people used to actually skate out to bring you your order. No one seems to want to skate anymore at the Sonics around here.

there are no Sonics around here. i always see commercials. they keep playing with my emotions. :(

haha, same here... the commercials are such a tease!

i stepped on a scale for the first time in like a year, and i gained like 15 pounds or something. granted i had lost all of that last year and pretty much regained it, i feel like losing some more rather than gaining. maybe ill just have a full denny's steak meal once a week and nothing else. save money, too.

I've only heard of Sonics from Netphoria and Brady's posts. I've never seen one, nor commercials or anything. Weird. I super wish someone would come over and make lunch for me.

i love the sonic commercials.

"do you even know what an analogy is? yeah it comes after digital."

i love the hot fudge shake one

so, D., what did you end up eating?

which one is the hot fudge one?

the other one i remember is when the chick is like "you see i have this sense.... that let's me know when you're full of it."

*punch*

it's the one where the guy argues with her about the hot fudge shake being cold because its hot fudge and whatnot

Seriously. I shouldn't talk, really, since last night I had chips for dinner, but... No offense, D.-- most of those options sounds so disgusting.
yeah they arent the best.

so, D., what did you end up eating?
pizza rolls, totally unfulfilling.

so if you were to say this title would you say it in a really whiny voice "oooo i'm sooooooooooooooooooo hungreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

because my friend and i do that all the time

nope, if anything i forgot to in clude turkey bagels.
sweet christ, what is a turkey bagel?

so if you were to say this title would you say it in a really whiny voice "oooo i'm sooooooooooooooooooo hungreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

because my friend and i do that all the time
yeah thats pretty accurate.

sweet christ, what is a turkey bagel?
i put a bagel in the bagel toaster, get it nice and warm, and put turkey inbetween them (w/ or w/o mayo depends on my mood).

i could go for a bagel with chicken salad

man I'm hungry :( but I dont NEED to eat any more today.

I really want some plain pasta with a bit of butter

i'm getting chinese food tonight

shannon tell me its okay to eat some pasta.

tell me I wont get fat

brady, eat some pasta, you won't get fat

shit, i'm eating chinese...!

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I Am So Starving
By Brittany Birnbaum
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Oh, my God, I am so starving. I swear, if I don't get something to eat in like two minutes, I am going to die.

I cannot believe how completely famished I am. Why do we have to wait for Tyler to get home from soccer practice? I want to eat now. It's almost 6:15.

I didn't even get to eat lunch today. Erica and I had to sign up for kickline tryouts at noon. We got to the cafeteria way late, and we weren't about to stand in line with the sophomores. All I had was a Twix and half a bag of Fritos. Plus, the stupid machine was out of Diet Coke.

No, I did not still have those carrot sticks left at lunch. I ate them all after second period. Duh.

Did you hear that? I can totally hear my stomach making these weird growling noises. I think I'm going to faint.

Please, please, please let me eat now so I can go up to my room--I have a ton of people to call tonight. It's so lame how you make us all wait to eat dinner together. Erica always gets to eat by herself in the living room with the TV on.

If we're going to wait this long for Tyler, he has to load the dishwasher. I did it last night, and it was totally nasty because you made that lasagna, and I had to scrape all the gunky cheese off the pan.

I am so totally starving. You know, it's against the law to treat your kids like this. You could get thrown in jail by the social-services people for this kind of abuse.

Oh my God, what are you taking out of the oven? Is that, like, salisbury steak? I could seriously puke just looking at that. You actually expect me to eat that? Yeah, right. Like I'm really gonna put that in my mouth. I'll be in my room if I get any phone calls.

Ugh. I swear, I could just die.


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Counterpoint
I Am So Starving
By Kitum Asosa
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My God, I am starving. If I do not find something to eat soon, I will surely die.

Hunger consumes my life. My young body is hunched and weak, as if I were an old man. Some days, I pass the time by counting my bones.

I would walk 100 miles through the desert to reach a handful of millet. The sight of a sparrow carcass would make my mouth water, if only I were not too dehydrated to salivate. I have not eaten a full meal since the last rain, which caused a few precious patches of field grass to sprout. Soon, there will be none of us left.

I am so very, very hungry. I grow thinner and thinner, as my body starts to digest its very self. The last thing I ate was a small lizard. This was nine days ago. I gave half of it to my only remaining brother. I did this to return a favor: Last month, he discovered a piece of tree bark and shared his bounty with me. Unfortunately, my body was so unaccustomed to food, I was soon doubled over in pain, as a flood of liquid shot from my bowels. Ever since then, my rectum has protruded from my anus. My lower intestines have begun to push their way out, as well.

They say it is almost the new year, but I do not know if I will live to see it. My stomach is swollen as if I were pregnant. I joked with my brother about this yesterday, rubbing my bloated belly and calling it "my little one." My brother did not laugh. He lowered his head and cried.

My legs are like sticks and my eyes nearly sightless. I am careful not to allow myself to daydream about the harvest feasts of my youth, for my weak heart might race and burst in my chest. Those who are still alive have taken to swallowing dirt and rocks in an attempt to stop the hunger pains. Oh, God, why are we made to suffer so?

My only distraction from the constant, gnawing hunger is the chill that runs through my bones. Even in the sweltering heat, I am cold. Perhaps I will soon die of pneumonia. This would finally quell the pangs of hunger. I long to live, but, even more, I long to die.

Doesn't that kid know that Jose Ole Tacquitos are on sale at the store?

Geez..