...srsly (http://wildlotus.org/)

HAHAHAA!! :rofl:

https://store.puscifer.com/images/jesus_poster_big.jpg

i can't hear it at work. does it sound as awesome as it looks?

i can't hear it at work. does it sound as awesome as it looks?

Hilarious!

Hilarious!

Righteous!

lol

its funny because country music is not meant to be taken seriously its all just stupid stuff about rednecks fucking their sisters and shit

its funny because country music is not meant to be taken seriously its all just stupid stuff about rednecks fucking their sisters and shit

And giant pictures of Tom Selleck.

http://www.lindaroark-strummer.com/Pictures/Tom%20SelleckLinda.jpg

Cowboy Troy is VERY serious.

can anyone ysi the puscifer-songs from the website?

i was reading his vineyard site. what a douchebag. he's so heavyhandedly pretentious with his descriptions, and then he goes and names the place Merkin Vineyards. :rolleyes:

$88/bottle from this guy, and he's only been producing for 2 years. (there's some cheaper too, but still) what a punk!

"I love it when those little chance moments occur. It makes you feel like you're paying attention to the right nuances. Not that I believe in any sort of master plan or that there's a right or wrong path. It just feels like there's an infinite number of paths with endless overlapping details. All you gotta do is be open to them. Aware of them. Eyes open. Conscious. And they reveal themselves to you.

Here's a small example. I arrived into Sydney ahead of my entire crew to headline the 2007 Big Day Out. Easily 3 days early. I like to get over the jet lag, get settled in, and prepare for the hard work ahead. It also gives me a chance to take in the local flavors.

So I walk out of customs at the Sydney airport and practically run right over some wine drinking associates of mine whom I haven't seen for quite some time. Chris and Kahuna just happened to be out with Roger Waters and arrived on a different airline at exactly the same time. If I hadn't flown in several days early, and if they hadn't had a delayed flight, we woudln't have fun into eachother at all. When the "Holy Synchronicity, Batman!" cries died down, the only obvious choice was to schedule dinner at Aria. It's our way of acknowledging our playful universe. We grin, we nod, and we tip of a glass of fine wine.

Aria was exceptional as always. They must have read my mind and slipped the Double Cooked Kurobuta Sweet Pork Belly in between our entree and main course. Divine. As were the Pan Friend Scallops with a mango and cauliflower salad which we had with a Penfolds Reserve Bin 98A Chard. We ate there twice on this trip so I'm having a tough time recalling what we had on each occasion, but the Clarenon Hills, 1998 Astralis comes to mind."


:rolleyes:

no wonder 10,000 days sucked!!!

"I arrived into Sydney ahead of my entire crew to headline the 2007 Big Day Out. Easily 3 days early."

Haha, what the fuck does this even mean. You were either there 3 days early or you weren't, dickbag.

its an expression you fucking moron. it means "about 3 days if not more".

why don't you start hanging out with wHATcOLOR? you two can sit around eating paste, trying to jam square pegs into circle holes all night.

its an expression you fucking moron. it means "about 3 days if not more".

why don't you start hanging out with wHATcOLOR? you two can sit around eating paste, trying to jam square pegs into circle holes all night.


if maynard's unable to determine exactly how many days early he was, and has to resort to "about 3 days if not more", then he's got even bigger problems than just being an aged, irrelevant, douchebag who tries to sound sophisticated and ends up sounding like sppunk, all while ripping off his fans with boring, shitty, repetitive music and overpriced wine while still trying to seem edgy for some unknown reason.

go on, defend him davin, <i>defend</i> him. and if that's impossible to do with a straight face, at least attack me. <i>attack</i> me

Whatcolor has some valid points. One of my buddies is a huge Maynard fan and loves to shlag on Billy Corgan while not listening to any of my Maynard criticisms. The way I see it, either way is like picking on a retard.

if maynard's unable to determine exactly how many days early he was, and has to resort to "about 3 days if not more", then he's got even bigger problems than just being an aged, irrelevant, douchebag who tries to sound sophisticated and ends up sounding like sppunk, all while ripping off his fans with boring, shitty, repetitive music and overpriced wine while still trying to seem edgy for some unknown reason.

maybe he was just really stoned.

go on, defend him davin, <i>defend</i> him. and if that's impossible to do with a straight face, at least attack me. <i>attack</i> me

defend against what? two fucking morons on the internet criticizing one figure of speech?

jesus christ man, at least pick your battles a little better...

its funny because country music is not meant to be taken seriously its all just stupid stuff about rednecks fucking their sisters and shit

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u35/toes21_photos/graveflower.gif

pssss...Davin. I agree with you on a lot of music stuff but trying to defend MJK is a losing proposition. I know there are many good tool songs...but be honest with your self in saying that guy is a douche. Just let this one go man.

go on, defend him davin, <i>defend</i> him. and if that's impossible to do with a straight face, at least attack me. <i>attack</i> me

lol

defend against what? two fucking morons on the internet criticizing one figure of speech?

jesus christ man, at least pick your battles a little better...


oh im pretty sure we're criticising more than just that

the guy is pretentious but holy shit if you think 10,000 days sucks, im curious what you want out of a band. go sway you're head to some arcade fire.

...srsly (http://wildlotus.org/)


and you're an idiot. puscifer has been around almost as long as tool.

new my ass.

the guy is pretentious but holy shit if you think 10,000 days sucks, im curious what you want out of a band. go sway you're head to some arcade fire.


i think i will

the guy is pretentious but holy shit if you think 10,000 days sucks, im curious what you want out of a band. go sway you're head to some arcade fire. :banging:

pssss...Davin. I agree with you on a lot of music stuff but trying to defend MJK is a losing proposition. I know there are many good tool songs...but be honest with your self in saying that guy is a douche. Just let this one go man.

well, i'm definitely a TOOL fan...not a Maynard fan. I just think the particular argument in this thread is totally insignificant.

besides, most artists in the bands i like are total douches in real life. ;) i admit it. however, i have this seemingly unique ability to seperate the art from the artist.

This is why i don't care about anything these people wear, say, or do in their free time. It can be embarrassing as hell or something i disagree with, but i don't give a fuck if the music is still awesome.

hey whatcolor what's his vineyard website? i'm in need of a good lolacaust.

can anyone ysi the puscifer-songs from the website?
i've always liked this song, REV 20:20. the lyrics are cool i think. nothin like some dirty blasphomous sex!

Don’t be aroused
By my confession
Unless you don’t give a good goddamn about redemption
I know
Christ is coming
And so am I
You would too if the sexy devil caught your eye

Jesus is risen
It's no surprise
Even he would
Martyr his momma
To ride to hell between those thighs
The pressure is building
At the base of my spine
If I gotta sin to see her again
Then I'm gonna lie and lie and lie

anyway here's the song. the coolest thing about that website is all the songs it plays. i've been wanting to hear the tori amos maynard duet forever. and the zepplin cover, rage song, kiss cover with tom morrello, and other colabs were cool too.

hxxp://download.yousendit.com/580CD78415BDCC94

Haha, what the fuck does this even mean. You were either there 3 days early or you weren't, dickbag.


Given the time difference and the fact that he crosses the international date line, how many days early he arrived is sorta open to interpretation. Three days before the show in Sydney is actually four days before the show in the US, so it depends on where he's speaking from, and if he's speaking in relation to his bandmates.


It's an awkward way to say it, but I think he was just trying to say three days before the show, but the time/date change really messes things up a bit.

I've given up trying to figure out when certain things are happening around the world, or what date/time something happened at home compared to happening over here. I often say "yeah, last night/this morning/yesterday" when talking to people at home.

if maynard's unable to determine exactly how many days early he was, and has to resort to "about 3 days if not more", then he's got even bigger problems than just being an aged, irrelevant, douchebag who tries to sound sophisticated and ends up sounding like sppunk, all while ripping off his fans with boring, shitty, repetitive music and overpriced wine while still trying to seem edgy for some unknown reason.

Thank fuck..someone who shares my views on Tool

isn't that like 80 percent of this board? about the only hard rock acts that are safe to discuss on this board are queens of the stone age, mastodon and maybe nine inch nails.

maynard is not tool
maynard kicks ass
10,000 days is the shit
everything tool does is one big fucking joke, and the joke is on all of us
HUGE grain of salt, etc. etc.
maynard is sitting comfortably, bank account growing, and he is laughing at everyone
the only thing that isnt fake is the music itself, plain and simple, (not including lyrics)

fucking new post button is in the same place as new thread button on other forums.

wait, wait, wait

Was that Country Boner song a Puscifier thing? I couldn't tell. It was hilarious, but confusing as hell.

what a bunch of shit. that stupid site is full of 5th grade mentality jokes. "harry merkin oh hahahhhaah. carl caliente!! hahaha!!! that's so fucking clever maynard. what a piece of shit. no wonder mark likes this stuff, it's neanderthal humor

sweet this thread is back

oh fuck this thread is back.

i withdraw previous statements. i suspect this album will be dumb.

this thread got three huge laughs out of me, starting with whatcolor's critique of maynard

and davin, sure you can separate the art from the artist, but tool's problem is that it's bloated and pretentions much like maynard himself.

its funny because country music is not meant to be taken seriously its all just stupid stuff about rednecks fucking their sisters and shit

you're officially a fucking moron

you're officially a fucking moron

wow

durrr

i sort of re-discovered 10,000 Days on Friday.

and then I tried to learn The Pot on bass and it made me feel like I have no rhythm. blarrgghghghhgh.

anyway. I like Tool. I have since I first heard Aenema, and I probably always will. i don't understand the hate for them. sure, their fans are generally pretty douchey, but who gives a fuck.

anyway, Rev. 22:20 is an excellent song, so I hope the record isn't just one big joke.

Double Cooked Kurobuta Sweet Pork Belly sounds pretty sweet, tho.

whatcolor might be the first netphorian i would put on ignore.

Was it FatElvis that called him Merlin? That was pretty special. Class thread

maynard is not tool
maynard kicks ass
10,000 days is the shit
everything tool does is one big fucking joke, and the joke is on all of us
HUGE grain of salt, etc. etc.
maynard is sitting comfortably, bank account growing, and he is laughing at everyone
the only thing that isnt fake is the music itself, plain and simple, (not including lyrics)

man

http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3862024/Puscifer_-_V_is_for_Vagina____Don_t_Shoot_the_Messenger____C u

This is one of the worst albums I've listened to this year.

This version of Cuntry Boner is kind of catchy.

htis is why icant come here naymore

Your loss. ^

oh god youre still here

:D

go sway you're head to some arcade fire.

<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/image.php?u=14486&dateline=1176674271">

:erm:

you're officially a fucking moron

_|_ :D _|_

ha ha

fyi i posted a d/l link for puscifer in the megathread.

the stuff on the EP is pretty awesome

fyi i posted a d/l link for puscifer in the megathread.

thank you

the dry martini mix of Rev. 22:20 is really good.

Btw, does anyone have Saw II and especially Underworld and Underworld: Evolution soundtracks? Because Puscifer's "Don't Shoot The Messenger" EP consists of tracks previously released on these soundtracks, and the only available release of this EP is shitty iTunes. Does anyone have lossless of these?

wtf

oh god not this f'ing thread

^ haha, my thoughts exactly.

WHY THE FUCK DID SOMEBODY BUMP THIS FUCKING THREAD? MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A JACKOFF

lol didn't know about your tough relationship with this one. :)